Liberals and socialists have gotten off to a ROARING start in this new year.
It never ceases to amaze me how they behave as though nobody is watching. Well, guess what?
WE’RE WATCHING!!!!!
Saw a headline stating that a boatload of WHALE WATCHERS were “STUNNED” by what they saw the other day. I sat through the 30 second commercial to watch the video only to discover they were…”STUNNED…” to see a BUNCH OF WHALES!!!!
HELLO, McFLY?????
NASA is sent 800…ANTS…Up to the International Space Station yesterday.
We don’t have any money to build a rocket to LAUNCH OUR OWN ASTRONAUTS up there but…WE HAVE MONEY TO STUDY HOW ANTS CAN RUIN A ZERO GRAVITY PICNIC???
Have ya SEEN Jay Carney this week? That little SQUIRREL is GROWING A BEARD!!!
Apparently…He’s sick and tired of being called…a BALD faced LIAR!!!
And…
Astronomers have announced the discovery of a HUGE planet… A GAS GIANT that THEY say SHOULDN’T even exist.
They say it’s 11 times more massive than JUPITER!!!
Yesterday…It apologized for closing the George Washington Bridge.
Wait…WHAT???



The die has been cast.
Well…Won’t this be special?
As the Dictator prepares to deliver his Confusion of Lies Address tonight, he is faced with a litany of problems.
ballistic missile. In the heart of North Korea. There it stands.