A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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Liberals…Unencumbered By Reality

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In order to be a liberal these days…I mean a dyed in the wool, card carrying certified liberal…one has to be nuttier than a squirrel turd on a pecan plantation.

Today’s aforementioned variety of liberals have an upside down, ass-backwards view of the entire world in which they’re taking up space.

They live in a world of denial, make-believe, entitlement, perceived and pretend victimhood and self-loathing. They believe as fact, things that are demonstratively untrue, and dismiss true facts as conspiratorial fraud. Not even Einstein could quantify the level of liberal stupidity.

Reality eludes today’s liberals as deftly as a skunk eludes a semi in the middle of the road…the difference being that liberals should be smart enough to know better than to play in traffic where skunks simply never see reality coming at them.

Let’s have a look at a few examples of what it takes to be a true liberals in today’s America…

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Too Many Liberals…Not Enough Squirrels

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last Tuesday, at Orlando International Airport, is where an unidentified passenger tried to take something onto a plane, and the airline told the woman…no way.

The woman was about to fly from Orlando to Cleveland on a Frontier Airlines flight and in a small tote, she had something that the airline told her she could NOT keep on board.

To be fair, the woman, when she paid for her ticket online, did add that she would be traveling with…a support animal. People travel with support animals all the time. Some people have emotional support dogs…others have, perhaps, an emotional support cat.

Whatever the case…most airlines allow most support animals to fly with their emotionally needy people, but…when this woman got on board, and the Frontier Airline flight attendant saw her emotional support animal…she was told that she could not…no way, no how…remain on the plane with an emotional support…

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Liberal Tolerance Now Has a Face

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Finally, liberal tolerance has a face…a lifted, plastic and surgically altered face…but a face.

Kathy Griffin’s face.

A few days ago, Griffin, who engages in false advertising by billing herself as a comedian, went to great lengths, and one can assume some cost, to have a portrait made of herself holding a bloody, decapitated representation of the head of our nation’s President…Donald J. Trump.

This was not an exercise in a momentary or spontaneous loss of class…

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Trump’s Liberal Agenda, Money Trail – Part 2 of 2

By Craig Andresen Right Side Patriots http://www.americanpbn.com/

Since 2011, Donald Trump has given some $358.700 to Republicans, that much is true tru 1and a figure oft cited by his blind following so as to offset any mention of Trump’s donations to liberals but it falls completely flat when put in factual perspective.

As matters of easily researched public records, Donald Trump has stood for and financially supported liberals and the liberal agenda to a point his followers would much rather not admit.

To be exact…between 1989 and 2010, Trump’s political donations were nearly evenly split between both sides of the aisle with slightly more, $314,300.00 going to the left than the $290,600 that he donated to the right but that all changed radically as Trump himself became more immersed in political aspirations of his own.

After Trump’s inglorious presidential run on the Reform ticket in 2000, Donald J. Trump and his son, Donald Jr., donated $77,200.00 to liberals compared to only $24,250.00 to Republicans during the 2006 midterm elections.

But there’s more…much more…

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Trump’s Liberal Agenda, Money Trail – Part 1 of 2

By Craig Andresen Right Side Patriots http://www.americanpbn.com/

Facts are foreign to Trumpers as they continue to ignore them one after the other as they fac 1pertain to the true nature of their one and only candidate. Low-information voters are one thing but screw-the-facts to preserve a blind following voters are something else entirely.

It has been more than interesting, and quite telling, to watch as his Trumpness’s blind followers excuse one thing after another like their candidate’s position on abortion. When confronted with video of Trump making his pro-choice agenda known, Trumpers excuse it because it was “so long ago it is no longer relevant” and besides, they claim, he’s changed…evolved.

Then they ignore completely his stand on the topic from just 2 years ago when he again made his true liberal agenda known by tweeting…”7 months, 8 months, 9 months pregnant, it doesn’t matter. Women should have the choice to abortion.”

Just last Wednesday, the Trumpers darling candidate advocated for punishments of any women who get abortions if abortions are made illegal but that men should not be held in any way responsible.  His Trumpness was quite clear on the subject even after further questioning by Chris Matthews…

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Spokane NAACP President Going Incognegro

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

whi 1Have you seen the creepy-ass cracker in Spokane who is heading up the local chapter of the NAACP? I would just shake my head if it wasn’t par for the liberal course.

First…we had Elizabeth Warren pretending to be an American Indian…a Cherokee I believe it was, when in fact, the closest she has ever come is riding in a JEEP Cherokee.

Then…there’s Bruce Jenner who says HE’S a woman…people are tripping all over themselves to refer to him as SHE and ESPN is giving HIM an award for courage of all things. Look…I can PROVE that HE is not a SHE and I don’t even need a scientific genetic profile to do it…

Were HE…a SHE…than why has HIS speaker fee gone UP by 400% rather than DOWN to 78% of what it used to be before he went out and bought some boobs?

Next up on the down side…

Jeb Bush, Chris Christie and John Boehner ALL say that THEY are…

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Hillary’s Got a Whosits

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

vag 1So…Here’s the score…

The world is a damned mess. ISIS and various other terrorist ISLAMIC cults of ideology are wreaking havoc in the Middle East trying to build a caliphate and murdering any and all who don’t share their 7th century mindset.

Iran, a terrorist nation is on the verge of building nuclear weapons with which they will first bomb Israel, one of our greatest allies and then, turn on US.

Russia’s Putin, the statist, is expanding his influence in an attempt to rebuild the Russian Empire after Hillary pushed the “reset” button.

North Diarrhea is sending missile parts and technology to Iran.

Nations that don’t like us much are donating to Hillary’s foundation/slush fund.

Our Ambassador, Chris Stevens along with three others…Sean Smith, Glenn Doherty and Tyrone Woods are still dead…Hillary knows why but she isn’t talking and her defining statement on the topic which revolves around their murders and her treason is…”AT THIS POINT…WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE???”

Hillary, who has touted herself as…

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Hillary’s Campaign WILL Fail Again

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

sink 1Look…we ALL know of Hillary Clinton’s sordid past…her scandals past and present and we all know of her tirades some of which are still coming to light regarding how she used to throw things at and pummel Bill during the White House years.

A new book by Kate Andersen Brower, entitled “The Residence: Inside the World of the White House, reveals how, during Bill’s antics regarding his affair with Monica Lewinski, Hillary took a book to his head leaving blood on the bad and Bill needing stitches.

We know…

And so too does the DNC.

This puts the DNC is something of a quandary.

In 2008, Hillary, the narcissist, felt the nomination was hers…all wrapped up and that the DNC would, along with the liberal media, propel her to the White House. It wasn’t to be. The DNC found a much more engaging candidate in Barack Hussein Obama and given their choice between two socialists, they backed Obama because, quite frankly, he wasn’t as abrasive as Hillary.

First Black president vs the first woman president…it didn’t matter…first is first and with Obama’s past safely hidden away and with his much more charismatic persona…Obama it was.

Hillary got the Secretary of State job, as a make-good for not being the nominee and that was supposed to have been that but again…

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Hillary – Disciplined? Humble?? Responsible??? SERIOUSLY???

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

Over the weekend, the wife of Monica Lewinski’s former boyfriend announced her bid to hill 1become the next Muslim Brotherhood connected, gender neutral, heir apparent to the White House….a move that if successful, would make Bill the SECOND first spouse with a winky in his pants…possibly the third as we’ve never been completely sure of Eleanor Roosevelt.

Hillary Clinton has thrown her pant suit into the ring.

She’s a walking, stumbling, falling down scandal wrapped in deceit and treason.

Hillary was FIRED from the Watergate investigation of RICHARD NIXON for UNETHICAL behavior and LYING. In other words…HER actions were as bad or worse than NIXON’S were.

HILLARY CLINTON engineered the nuclear ‘deal’ with North Diarrhea and we all know how that worked out. She pressed the RESET button with Russia and Putin hasn’t been a problem since has he? Hillary was the overseer of the Benghazi disaster but…”At this point, what difference does it make???” And she says we need to EMPATHIZE with our ENEMIES to gain a better understanding of their positions.

I don’t know about you but I don’t WANT to understand why 7th century barbarians cut off people’s heads or burn them alive and I certainly don’t think showing EMPATHY for their acts in inhuman behavior is going to make things all better.

But…

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