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Puddin’ Head and Virtue-Signaling Fools

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this commentary, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

There are a few things that have been stuck in my mind over the past couple of weeks which I believe I need to address, foremost of which was the report from Biden’s DOJ which stated in plain English that Biden is an old, doddering, forgetful man who is so far gone that he can’t stand trial.

That report states, “Our investigation uncovered evidence that President Biden willfully retained and disclosed classified materials after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen.”

Right there, Special Counsel, Robert Hur makes it perfectly clear that Joe Biden is guilty of both illegally retaining, and willfully disclosing CLASSIFIED MATERIALS after leaving the office of Vice President and while a private citizen. Those are FEDERAL crimes. According to attorney Jonathan Turley, “They could have easily, on these facts, charged the president with mishandling of classified material, willfully retaining classified material, showing that material to others.”

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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

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Be sure to Click LIKE at the bottom of this article, and share it everywhere!! By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots – Commentary

Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates?

One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be reserved for the best and brightest, those few to whom 2+2 doesn’t equal 3 just because they want it too, and honorary doctorates should be going to those who have actually accomplished something grand in life.

Sadly, that’s just not the case

Recently, Joe Biden received an honorary doctorate from Howard University and before I tell you for what he was honored, allow me to provide just a speck of background on the Howard asylum of higher indoctrination. Howard is located in Washington DC, and is primarily an asylum of higher indoctrination which caters to black indoctrinees.

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Mr. Biden, It’s Time For Your Pudding

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“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

That is one of the most well-known sentences from arguably THE most famous document ever written. With those words, Thomas Jefferson ushered into being the greatest nation on Earth, and those words have echoed throughout the world to this day.

That document, our Declaration of Independence, and those words should be known by all Americans, and until recently, were taught in our schools.

In fact, anyone over the age of 35 is, or should be as familiar with that sentence as they are with their own names…

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Liberals Say the Dumbest Things

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

It has long been said that kids say the darndest things, and while that may well be true, it can also be said with certainty, that liberals say the dumbest things.

When it comes to the dumb things liberals say, one particular liberal just can’t help herself, and despite being called out over her abjectly stupid musings time and time again, Alexandria Common Core-tez just won’t shut up.

It seems that she is blissfully unaware of just how moronic she sounds nearly every time she opens her yap and spews forth her nonsense, but in the grand scheme of things, we need to let her continue unabated because with every utterance, she is galvanizing Republicans to vote against liberals in 2020.

Over the past couple of weeks, AOC has made a series of inane and idiotic comments, some of which have even left the left doing face-palms.

Common Core-tez, who has often taken to video selfies to air her deepest thoughts to liberal idiots who follow her social media accounts the way that blue bottle flies follow the aroma of horse apples, did so again last week with this stunningly absurd bit of liberal wisdom…

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Last Week’s News in Its Proper Perspective

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Last week was a very interesting week, and one that I believe needs to be put in its proper, snarky perspective.

Ready or not…here we go…

Okay…Syria is all bent out of shape because, last week, President Trump officially recognized Israel’s sovereignty in the Golan Heights. Syria has, since 1967 accused Israel of occupying what belongs to Syria.

Ummmm…excuse me Syria…but perhaps you should have thought about the consequences of trying to invade Israel before you invaded Israel in 1967…and perhaps you should have considered the ramifications of getting your asses kicked in what has to have been one of the absolute shortest wars in the history of wars.

Sure…you figured…hey, new country, how ready could Israel possibly be to wage a war…right? Well, it took Israel just 6 days to whoop ya, and after doing so, Israel had every right to the Golan Heights…so get over it, and get over yourselves.

Syria…

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A Martyr to Idiocy

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

John Allen Chau’s name has been splashed all over the news lately, and all over social media. To some, he’s seen as heroic…as some sort of martyr.

The holier-than-thou crowd is putting this guy on a pedestal.

Normally, I wouldn’t give a guy like Chau two minutes of thought, but I’ll make an exception in this case because the notion of raising this guy to a level of near sainthood despite the reality of the situation is so absurd that it simply grinds on my nerves.

Those who are actively elevating this guy, Chau, past any reasonable level are doing nothing but trying to justify their own agenda in a cloaked, self-serving manner.

Where John Allen Chau is concerned…it’s high time for a dose of reality…and here it is…

John Allen Chau isn’t some sort of martyr…

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Liberals…Unencumbered By Reality

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In order to be a liberal these days…I mean a dyed in the wool, card carrying certified liberal…one has to be nuttier than a squirrel turd on a pecan plantation.

Today’s aforementioned variety of liberals have an upside down, ass-backwards view of the entire world in which they’re taking up space.

They live in a world of denial, make-believe, entitlement, perceived and pretend victimhood and self-loathing. They believe as fact, things that are demonstratively untrue, and dismiss true facts as conspiratorial fraud. Not even Einstein could quantify the level of liberal stupidity.

Reality eludes today’s liberals as deftly as a skunk eludes a semi in the middle of the road…the difference being that liberals should be smart enough to know better than to play in traffic where skunks simply never see reality coming at them.

Let’s have a look at a few examples of what it takes to be a true liberals in today’s America…

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Ocasio-Cortez…Nothing But a Facade

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Ross Barkan of The Guardian has called Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “the future of the democratic party.” In fact, in a recent piece, Barkan said of Ocasio-Cortez, “Ocasio-Cortez is an unabashed leftist, supported by the Democratic Socialists of America and numerous progressive organizations. She ran on a platform of Medicare for all, abolishing Ice and a federal jobs guarantee. She was unafraid of calling out corporatism and capitalism.”

Tom Perez, the Democratic National Committee Chairman said that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez “represents the future of our party.”

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the woman who won the NY primary over liberal incumbent Joe Crowley, and she is an unapologetic, unabashed socialist. Ocasio-Cortez is also running on a platform of free everything for everybody…

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Proving Darwin Was Right

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

First, it was the cinnamon challenge…a viral internet fad a couple of years ago where idiots would attempt to eat a spoonful of ground cinnamon in under 60 seconds…without drinking anything.

It was, of course, dangerous as cinnamon can coat the mouth and throat, which in turn can result in coughing, gagging, vomiting and inhaling of cinnamon, which in turn leads to throat irritation, breathing difficulties, and risk of pneumonia or a collapsed lung.

None of the risks prevented hundreds of millennials from trying to do it, and post their ill-fated attempts to YouTube, but luckily, that fad came to an inglorious end.

But…what’s a world without an obtuse fad?

The next big thing for millennial morons was the Tide Pod challenge…

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Flunky Monkey See, Flunky Monkey Do

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

In the wide, wide world of places to go, and things to see…from time to time we all like to watch entities that appear to look quite a bit like ourselves, but think nothing of performing acts of self-gratification, ala Pee Wee Herman, and throw their own poo at the crowd of spectators.

Of course, I’m either talking about going to the zoo and standing in front of the monkey enclosure…or…watching liberals being liberals.

For the sake of this article, I’ve packed a travel bag, a couple of sandwiches and a soda and I’m off to Looneyville in an attempt to explain the behavior of liberal monkeys.

Oh, don’t think that I’m relocating…

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