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The Craziest Democrat Strategy Yet

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

According to Neil Sroka, a liberal activist and spokesmouth for “Democracy for America,” which sounds suspiciously like “Organizing for America,” the 2018 strategy for his party’s midterm success should include the impeachment of President Trump.

Here’s exactly what he said…

“Democrats should run on an inclusive, populist agenda of free college and paid family leave, but shouldn’t shy away from supporting impeachment.”

Oh…please make that the foremost plank in the liberal/socialist party strategy.

PLEASE!!!

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Lessons Learned from Liberals in 2017

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

History is a funny thing isn’t it?

It has often been said that those who fail to learn the lessons of history, are doomed to repeat it, and that much is certainly true.

President Ronald Reagan once said, “The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.”

That too is very true.

So…now that 2017 is history, and because liberals are liberals, perhaps it’s time to have a look at just what lessons we learned from those who “know so much that isn’t so.”

To begin our history lesson…

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Why Liberals Really Hate Tax Cuts

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Armageddon is defined as…”the last and completely destructive battle.”

In other words…Armageddon is the end of everything, including life.

So…according to perennial moonbat, Nancy Pelosi, regarding the GOP tax bill “It is the end of the world. The debate on health care is life/death. This is Armageddon.”

I couldn’t find even a single liberal on the record disagreeing with her, so one can reasonably suppose that before the passing of that GOP tax bill just before Christmas, liberals as a whole believed that should it pass…the entire world would come to an end.

Well…

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Fire Mueller? What on Earth For??

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Stop.

Just…stop it.

Stop calling for the firing of Robert Mueller…leave the guy alone…let him finish whatever it is that he’s doing, and quit thinking that you’re helping the Conservative agenda by demanding that President Trump, or Attorney General Jeff Sessions fire the guy.

I know a good many Conservatives out there probably think I’ve lost it, or that I’m a RINO now, or possibly worse…but trust me on this…just stop wanting Mueller fired.

There is nobody in any realm of government today who is doing more to prove that President Trump has been 100% right all along, than Robert Mueller.

That’s right…you read it here first…

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Flunky Monkey See, Flunky Monkey Do

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

In the wide, wide world of places to go, and things to see…from time to time we all like to watch entities that appear to look quite a bit like ourselves, but think nothing of performing acts of self-gratification, ala Pee Wee Herman, and throw their own poo at the crowd of spectators.

Of course, I’m either talking about going to the zoo and standing in front of the monkey enclosure…or…watching liberals being liberals.

For the sake of this article, I’ve packed a travel bag, a couple of sandwiches and a soda and I’m off to Looneyville in an attempt to explain the behavior of liberal monkeys.

Oh, don’t think that I’m relocating…

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Liberals…The Gift That Keeps on Giving

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Tis the season when one’s thoughts turn toward family and friends, get-togethers, joy and good tidings and all the things that encompass Christmas, or Hanukkah…including the giving of gifts.

My thoughts, at this time of the year, always seem to turn toward…

Liberals…

The gift that keeps on giving.

Recently, it seems, liberals have made a transparently awkward attempt at becoming our nation’s political party of morality and the keeping of it, and I say…

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The Dawn of a New Religion

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Okay…so I’ve been giving this some quality thought.

If L. Ron Hubbard…a science fiction author can start up a religion that sticks pins in a Leah Remini doll, having at its core, several well-known and questionably talented members of the Hollywood asylum for the terminally nuts…and if some dude in prison serving time on assault charges, who helped to co-found a fascist organization…the Black Nationalist organization, could invent from thin air…Kwanza…and con folks into believing it was some authentic African holiday…

Why couldn’t I come up with a religion of my very own?

So…having put my full effort into it…I am now looking for converts to…

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Hollywood and Politics…Gropers Galore

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Over the past three weeks, one thing and only one thing has been the headline story in the news…

Sex.

Lurid, unmitigated, uncalled for, unappreciated, unwanted and unprovable…Sex. Men, alleged to have had unwanted, unlawful sex with women and girls.Men alleged to have had unwanted and unlawful sex with boys.

Women, who used to be girls, and men who used to be boys have waited 10…20…30 and up to 40 years to level their unprovable allegations against people in positions of power…scampering to the nearest microphone…sometimes with their attorneys in tow…to spew forth tales of their victimhood for all to hear, and empathize with.

Let’s be clear about something here…

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Trump Making Snowflakes Scream

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Does it seem like it’s been nearly a year since America started back on the road to being great again?

My how time flies when we’re winning. The Obama regime of 8 years seemed more like 8 decades, as we watched the systematic dismantling of our nation’s culture at the hands of a criminal enterprise, but candidate Trump said we might get tired of winning so much…

Sorry Mr. President…but we’re not even close to needing a nap yet.

As we approach the one year anniversary of the biggest liberal meltdown in history, there is something I need to do however…

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Liberalism’s Moral Abyss

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The ship, the U.S.S. Liberalism, is sinking being dragged to Davy Jones’ locker by the weight of its own hypocrisy…and I have to admit, there is a certain amount of pleasure in watching it slip beneath the waves.

The NFL, once the highest floating ship in the American sporting world, has become a sunken, man-made reef. As players continue to disrespect the nation of fans who made them millionaires, and as league officials continue to cling to their liberal union inspired agenda of allowing such disrespect, the fan base is continuing to turn their backs on the kneelers, and turn off the televised games bringing the NFL to its lowest ratings ever.

Now even advertisers are floating away in life rafts trying to put enough distance between themselves and the rapidly sinking vessel so as not to get pulled down along with it.

Last week, while the players from New Orleans actually stood for our National Anthem, they suddenly took a knee in a show of disrespect for a New Orleans police officer who was recently murdered…

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