Friday Fume

Friends, Patriots…Lend me your eyes!!!

It takes quite a bit to knock me from my office chair but, even I was picking myself up from the floor this week.

The press was agog all week over some whining, drooling, diaper filling little brat who can’t even speak but…Enough about Barney Frank.

We have a string of socialist celebrities vowing to boycott Florida over the Zimmerman verdict. Hmmm…They’ll go to Cuba, consort with despots, cry at Hugo’s funeral and champion Che but, let 6 women find an innocent man NOT GUILTY and THEN they get their panties in a wad???

Morons.

And HUD has decided to map EVERY SINGLE CITY in the country to…Get this…ELIMINATE SEGREGATION!!!

That’ll go over like a fart in church down in Sanford Florida where all the blacks in one neighborhood want to force all the white/Hispanics out.

Well…It’s the end of the week and it’s time to let it all loose. Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

Well, of all the lame-brained ideas.

For those few in the military who worship at the altar of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…

There’s now a push by socialists to have MILITARY…ATHEIST…CHAPLAINS!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY…THESE NON-COM-POOPS HAVE NEVER NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!

Perhaps, after a war…the atheists can put NOTHING on a hilltop and then WE…WHO HAVE FAITH…CAN SUE THEM!!!!!!!

EXACTLY WHAT “CHURCH” WOULD THESE atheist chaplains REPRESENT?

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Ignore Trayvon? Move on? Old News? THINK AGAIN!!!

I would like to take a moment and address all of this Trayvon and Zimmerman nonsense.

I am seeing it all over social media and frankly, enough is enough.

I’m talking about all those who say there should be nothing more said regarding Trayvon and Zimmerman. They say we need to focus and while I agree, I am still at something of a loss.

Focus on what, exactly?

It seems every other post I see telling me to focus is telling me to focus on something different.

Focus on Benghazi…THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on Obamacare. THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on Obama’s records fraud. THAT is THE most important thing.

Focus on the IRS abuse of power.

Focus on the NRA.

Focus on agenda 21.

Focus on abortion.

Focus on Extortion 17.

Focus on this…Focus on THAT…

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Sex, Drugs and Hillary’s Department of Debauchery

Apparently, it’s becoming SO burdensome on the Dictator’s administration, one scandal coming after another, that they have now decided to wrap 3 into one.

The “scandal” of the day involves the State Department of Debauchery under the former future occupier of the oval office.

I can’t even hear myself THINK over the din of blowing whistles.

In this episode, we find a tooter sounding off on alleged abuses of power including frequenting prostitutes, pedophilia and drug rings.

Lovely.

Part 1 – According to the allegations, a U.S. Ambassador to Belgium, Howard Gutman,  had been known to troll the parks for recreation in the form of hookers and under aged girls…A State Department security officer in Beirut allegedly sexually assaulting women who worked in the embassy…The same man allegedly also sexually assaulted women in Baghdad, and possibly Khartoum and Monrovia while assigned to posts there…A member of Hillary’s security detail allegedly engaging prostitutes in several overseas locations…And an underground drug ring being operated by State Department officials in Iraq.

Those are “alleged” criminal activities.

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Friday Fume – The 100th Anniversary Edition

Today is a National Patriot milestone of sorts.

Friends and Patriots…THIS is our 100th Friday FUME!!!!

While I would love to take time to celebrate this monumentally minute feat, there’s just too much to be done and if we don’t find a way to laugh just a little…We’ll all go NUTS!!

Lois Lerner, on administrative leave is STILL logging into her EMAILS at the IRS…I’ll bet she can’t erase the evidence faster than the NSA can grab it.

The NSA has been collecting data on EVERYBODY and all they really needed to do to find out what CONSERVATIVES are thinking…IS ASK US…WE’LL BE HAPPY TO TELL EM TO GO TO HELL!!!

Morally bankrupt Bill Maher insulted and mocked TRIG PALIN!!! Just goes to prove that special needs kids are at least 100 flights above the ilk of socialists. Hey Maher…You wanna pick on the mentally retarded…PICK ON YOUR OWN SOCIALIST FRIENDS…Trig is WAY too smart to join the OCCUPY movement…HANG OUT with DICTATORS or BOO GOD AT A NATIONALLY TELEVISED CONVENTION!!! Compared to YOU…HE’S A MENSA CANDIDATE!!!!!

Good grief…That’s just a SMATTERING of the socialist bedpan remnants we have for ya this week. Put down your beverage of choice…no need in shooting it though your nose and into your keyboards…HERE WE GO>>>

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

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Benghazi – Obama’s House of Cards

Last week, the Dictator, amid swirling and multiple abuses of power, announced that he will, essentially, be ending the “war on terror.”

Have we WON that war?

Did I MISS the different terror organization’s surrenders????

No. I didn’t think so.

Why, then, would we be ending a war when those with whom we’re AT war have EVERY intention to CONTINUE to WAGE that war against US?

Strategy.

It’s NOT a strategy aimed at somehow fooling our enemies…It’s a strategy aimed at deceiving the American public.

The Dictator’s one and only hat hook was the mission that killed bin Laden and he’s in deep kimchee now.

He desperately needs another hat hook and he thinks that by DECLARING the war on terror OVER, HE can then claim to be the “president” who WON the war on terror.

It’s all smoke and mirrors and, the timing is VERY suspect when Benghazi comes into play.

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Friday Fume

After this last week, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s been a WHIRLWIND of socialist depravity.

There’s been so much happening all at once that I scarcely know where to begin. Put on your helmets my Patriot friends…This one is a CLASSIC!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

We’ve got shrimps on treadmills and we’re building robotic squirrels.

We spent $9.3 million on robotic bees. ROBOTIC BEES…BECAUSE THE REAL THING AIN’T BAD ENOUGH!!!

What’s next? HOLOGRAPHIC ANTS???????

When the IRS wasn’t TARGETING CONSERVATIVES…They spent $60k OF YOUR MONEY  on a Star Trek themed training video.

Who do they think they ARE??? THE GSA?????

And HERE’S well spent taxpayer dollars… $1.18 million on…PUPPET CHOREOGRAPHY…Which I assume was dance lessons for Obama.

BUT…

SEQUESTER IS MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE!!!!

Well…Not ALL our lives….

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Benghazi – Blowing the Whistle

There’s a damn good reason for not allowing the fox to guard the hen house.

We don’t allow convicted bank robbers to be bank tellers. You wouldn’t hire a child molester to take your children to the park either. Drunks are NOT designated drivers, we don’t provide guns to prison inmates so they can keep the staff safe and

We DO, however, it seems, allow al QAEDA to guard our consulate.

Yes…al QAEDA.

The February 17th Martyrs Brigade, a Libyan militia group with ties to al Qaeda and the very group which was displaying an al Qaeda flag via social media, had been HIRED by the UNITED STATES STATE DEPARTMENT STATE…UNDER HILLARY CLINTON…To GUARD and PROTECT our BENGHAZI CONSULATE in the months leading up to the terrorist attacks of last September 11th.

Ansar al-Sharia is the group blamed but NOT in any way, so far, held responsible for those terrorist attacks and the February 17th Martyrs Brigade, on their Facebook page…OPENLY SYMPATHIZED WITH THEM.

In the wake of the September 11th attacks, on October 4th, the U.S. Department of State altered its definition of al Qaeda to INCLUDE Ansar al-Sharia as an ALIAS for al Qaeda.

Here is the direct quote:

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Friday Fume

Week in and week out, socialists just keep adding clowns to the parade.

Hanoi Jane tells veterans and military supporters to “GET A LIFE…”

The Dictator stands in front of a CHINESE MADE CRANE to trumpet about OUR infrastructure…

This absurd administration will be giving Egypt’s MUSLIM BOTHERHOOD (that’s NOT a typo) 8 MORE F-16’s and NOW we learn that NORTH DIARRHEA actually DOES have nukes small enough to FIT ON THEIR MISGUIDED MISSILES!!!!!

But my friends, we press on. We FIND ways to deal with this insanity and LAUGHTER really DOES seem the best medicine.

To that end, we have reached FRIDAY and believe it or not…

I’m fuming.

Never has one claiming to be the president known so little about so much.

He never knew ANYTHING about the REV. WRONG being a RACIST BIG MOUTH.

He didn’t really know BILL AYERS did he?

He didn’t know ANYTHING about FAST AND FURIOUS…Until he exerted EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE OVER IT…

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Today’s Students are Tomorrow’s Jaywalkers

For the better part of 4 decades, socialists, UNION socialists, have been in charge of the nation’s government school children.

Those are YOUR children.

For at least 20 years, there has been a concerted effort to DUMB DOWN those government indoctrinated little mental sponges.

It’s been working.

What we have today, in our classrooms, is dumbed down kids who have become “teachers.”

Now, the DUMB are making kids DUMBER…FASTER.

After all…How can socialists “fundamentally transform” a once great nation into a Dictator led CANDY STORE where all the public’s wants and needs are supplied TO them BY the government if KIDS are…Well…EDUCATED???

Ummm…Socialists…It’s not a trick question…

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Benghazi Survivors – Where’s the Damn Movie?

“The only people that don’t want to disclose the truth, are people with something to hide.”

Earlier this week, DC Town Liar, Jay Carney told the assembled press that nobody in this administration was hushing the survivors of the Benghazi attacks.

His exact words were, “I’m sure that the White House is not preventing anyone from speaking.”

BULLCRAP!!!

According to Sen. Lindsey Graham, “I’ve had contact with some of the survivors. Their story is chilling. The bottom line is, they feel that they cannot come forward. They’ve been told to be quiet. And at the end of the day, we can’t let this administration or any other administration get away with hiding from the American people and the Congress people who were there in real-time to tell the story.”

The idea that some 3 dozen people made it out of that situation alive and have not uttered a single peep about what happened on September 11th 2012 is very telling.

Not one has gone to the press. Not one has told a Member of congress that they are willing to testify.

Not one.

Their names are unknown.

Their whereabouts are unknown.

And their reasons for their silence can be guessed.

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