Every Time Ed Snowden sneezes, there’s a breaking news update.
If the guy breaks wind, I’m reasonably sure the media would glom onto it as though a petrified rat had just been found on Mars.
Why?
Because Ed Snowden is a wanted man. He’s on the lamb and he’s looking for a nice, quiet little communist community where he can settle down.
Wanted.
For espionage.
In a “phony” scandal.
Under a long defunct provision called the Espionage Act of 1917.
ESPIONAGE they say. He has harmed the nation’s security…Or so they say.
As Snowden prances about the globe applying for asylum and being turned down and, as he finally gets out of the Moscow airport…Snowden is America’s most wanted American.
I have to tell you…I don’t get it.
What’s so special about Ed Snowden anyway?



Well…Won’t this be special?
Seriously.
The Mayans had NOTHING on the DICTATOR when it comes to the end of the world predictions huh?
As the Dictator prepares to deliver his Confusion of Lies Address tonight, he is faced with a litany of problems.
For their own good, I made sure their weapons were taken away.
It’s been 4 months since the attacks in Benghazi.