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Friday Fume

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So…We finally track down bin Laden’s son in Jordan and been LYIN’S crew IMMEDIATELY reads the TERRORIST his…RIGHTS?????

Really???

The DICTATOR has locked the peasants out of the palace because of the sequester…One assumes because he doesn’t want anyone to accidentally stumble upon the Queen’s 27 personal hand maidens.

And socialist senator, Chris Murphy fired off an angry letter to NASCAR trying to get the racing organization to drop an NRA sponsorship of a race in…TEXAS…of all places.

“Whether or not this was your intention, your fans will infer from this sponsorship that NASCAR and the NRA are allies in the current legislative debate over gun violence.”

I HAVE 2 QUESTIONS…

Has this dip from Connecticut ever SEEN NASCAR fans and…HAS HE EVER BEEN TO TEXAS?????

If I was the head of NASCAR…I’d send this Murphy pants wetting ninny a letter asking if he could help get the Newtown Kids Choir to sing the anthem before the race since they’ve been used as props everywhere else.

Yep…It’s been quite a week of socialists on parade hasn’t it?

What do ya say we wrap it up with a few laughs? Today is Friday my patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh dear…

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URGENT!!! REALITY THEORY!!!

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The Department of Homeland Security tells their border agents to run and hide if gunfire breaks out.

According to Brandon Judd, Tucson Local 2544/National Border Patrol Council, “We are now taught in an ‘Active Shooter’ course that if we encounter a shooter in a public place we are to ‘run away’ and ‘hide.’ If we are cornered by such a shooter we are to (only as a last resort) become ‘aggressive’ and ‘throw things’ at him or her. We are then advised to ‘call law enforcement’ and wait for their arrival (presumably, while more innocent victims are slaughtered).”

Okay…Got that?

They are to run and hide and as a LAST resort…THROW things at the shooter.

Remember that as you read on as it WILL become even MORE disturbing…Shortly.

Next…

We have DHS telling US that in case of an office intruder we should…

Grab up a pair of scissors or hide under our desks.

Now then…Just as I asked you to keep in mind the border agent’s instructions…Also…Keep THIS in mind.

I do hope you’re sitting down.

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Molesters and Murderers Welcome in Colorado!!

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ATTENTION ALL FUTURE MURDERERS!!!

You know who you are.

Those with evil in their hearts, a lack of respect for life, those devoid of conscience and so easily offended by a sideways glance that you believe the glancer’s life should be ended.

ATTENTION – PREPARE TO MOVE TO COLORADO – BRING YOUR GUNS OR STEAL ONE WHEN YA GET THERE!!!

The welcome mat is about to be rolled out for YOU!!!!

It seems that the mind-numbed socialists of the Rocky Mountain High as a Kite state are delusional enough to believe a new law or two will stop you.

Yesterday, some nut, “claiming” to be a Republican stated that HE wants these new Colorado gun bans passed and he wants them passed NOW!!!

According to the foothills fool, if the new gun bans are NOT passed…

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Godfather Politics and the Obama Mafia

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So far, 500 illegal alien criminals have been released in Arizona and there are plans to release at least 10,000 in several states.

These are criminals who have robbed stores, homes, people, assaulted Americans, broken into stores, businesses and homes.

This is a clear attempt to cause danger, possible injury and in the worst cases, death of Americans, these criminals have been turned loose on our streets.

Intimidation.

Oh, don’t fret, they are all “on methods of supervision less costly than detention. All of these individuals remain in removal proceedings,” according to Gillian Christensen, mouthpiece for DHS.

So…what exactly does THAT mean?

Simple.

They are required to call in, check in, some may be wearing ankle tracers and ALL have been told that when they have a court date, they need to show up.

Well…Considering that these are…ILLEGAL ALIENS…How do YOU think THAT’S gonna work out?

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THE SEQUESTER IS COMING – RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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We are just a few days away from the end of the world as Obama knows it.

Sequestration is like giving the government growth machine a vasectomy…NOT a full castration.

To be quite honest, I was far more scared of the end of the Mayan calendar than I am of sequestration and for good reason.

What we’re talking about here is NOT the massive cuts and mayhem projected by the Dictator but a 2% slowing of the GROWTH of government this fiscal year or…roughly over the next 6 months.

That’s 2% of a projected $1.3 TRILLION DOLLAR SPENDING SPREE which means, at the end of this fiscal year, our big government spenders will STILL have spent more THIS year than last year.

This is, naturally, the truth the Dictator would rather you NOT know.

HE, and his faithless minions would much rather have you TERRIFIED of what will happen after this Friday’s deadline and he’s going to do everything he can to send you that message.

Sequester is NOT the doom and gloom, mass extermination event this Dictator is wailing and gnashing his teeth over and if your IQ is anywhere near double digits, it should cause you no alarm.

However…That said…

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Friday Fume

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The Mayans had NOTHING on the DICTATOR when it comes to the end of the world predictions huh?

The SKY is falling, we won’t be able to land PLANES…The cops won’t be there after you need them, teachers won’t be able to indoctrinate your kids…

Joe Biden says “Buy a SHOTGUN…BUY A SHOTGUN!!!” Just take it out on the balcony, like he has instructed HIS WIFE to do and FIRE A COUPLE OF ROUNDS INTO THE AIR!!!

Ummm…Not only would you then be OUT OF AMMO and have to RELOAD while the BAD GUYS ARE COMING FOR YOU but…

IN DELAWARE…WHERE JOE AND HIS WIFE LIVE…THAT’S ILLEGAL…and Crazy Joe’s SON…THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF DELAWARE…Had to TELL him that.

In case you haven’t noticed…YOU’RE not safe…YOUR FAMILY is not safe…EVEN YOUR PETS AREN’T SAFE from the MORONS running amok in this country but…

Before we all go screaming into the night we could use a laugh couldn’t we?

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh My GOD!!!!!!

From the “Lucky He Wasn’t NEUTERED in The Act” Files…..

ILLEGAL ALIEN, Tomas Bautista, a 40 YEAR OLD…Has Been ARRESTED in Broward County for…

Oh geez…

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An Ode To Those Who Cling

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Every day’s a Holiday

Unless of course, you’re Christian,

Mohammad’s  considered acceptable

But Christ is an affliction.

 

Reading the Koran in the Park

Is clearly Not Detested,

But Quote the Bible in Public Places

And You will be Arrested.

 

Freedom OF Religion

Is What the Founders Said,

But Freedom FROM Religion

Is the Atheists Flag of Red.

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Giving Obama’s SOTU the BIRD!

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So…

Tuesday night, our Dictator delivered his Hate of the Union address.

The gallery was full of professional victims and…Ted Nugent.

Oh, I COULD regale you with fact checks and and counterpoints along with pointing out all the contradictions but, why bother?

It’s been done and it doesn’t honestly differ much from his previous Lying like a rug addresses.

Instead, I thought maybe a pictorial recounting of the way Patriots viewed the drooling and applause laden fiasco might serve as a better alternative and when it comes to giving the entire manifesto the bird…I say…Flip it THE most PATRIOTIC bird you can find!

SO…Needless to say, after the first 5 minutes, the Dictator’s nose had exceeded the limits of my 55 inch screen.

It’s a good thing this festival of bull wasn’t shown in 3D…

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The Dictator’s State of Tyranny Address

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Tomorrow night, ON LINCOLN’S BIRTHDAY,the Dictator will deliver his State of Tyranny speech to his American subjects and to a joint session of the congress he fully intends to subvert.

We need to hear from the Great ENSLAVER on the birthday of the GREAT EMANCIPATOR like Lincoln needed to go to the theater.

There will be bowing and scraping, wild applause, cheering, head nodding and all other manner of ring and ass kissing throughout by the collective of elected socialists.

Among those in attendance will be a 4th grade girl from…

Newtown Connecticut.

No…She wasn’t even at the Sandy Hook School BUT…She did write a letter to Nancy Pelosi begging for government control of the people and the scrapping of the 2nd Amendment.

It was Rahm Emanuel who once, so famously said, “Never let a crisis go to waste.”

“Never let a Crisis go to waste.”

The most important word, as it turns out, in that statement is…”a.”

“Never let A crisis go to waste.”

NOT…

“Never let ALL crisis go to waste.”

It’s important and, here’s why.

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Weekend Edition: Politically Correct Racism

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February is officially, “National Black History Month” and frankly Scarlett…I don’t give a damn.

It may as well be called, “Not by the Content of Their Character but Because of The Color of Their Skin Month.”

Every February, the nation celebrates racism. Politically correct racism by designating this month as “Black History Month.”

It’s an absurd notion if you shun political correctness.

In an effort to prove we are not a racist nation, the powers that be celebrate one race above all others.

Where is Red History Month?

When exactly is Yellow History Month?

White History Month?

Brown History Month???

And why exactly…BLACK…History month.?

I thought we weren’t supposed to call black people black anymore. When I was a kid, they WANTED to be referred to as NEGROS. Then they decided that NEGRO wasn’t what they wanted to be so they became BLACK.

The United NEGRO College Fund apparently never got the memo.

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