Friday Fume

fume 1Ahhhh…Another Friday.

We’ve reached the end of the week and the beginning of a 3 day weekend. I know you’re probably heading somewhere, to forget reality for a few days and, YOU, my Patriot friends deserve it.

LIBERALS on the other hand, are on a lifetime break from reality so THEY probably won’t even notive the long weekend.

Let’s ge5t it all started with a rather SNARKY look at the week that was. My friends and soon to be traveling Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Okay…for all you liberals out there that think socialism is the GREATEST thing since the invention of BEAN SPROUTS AND BIRKENSTOCKS…allow me to explain to you the law of diminishing returns.

A few years ago…citing bogus claims of “GLOBAL WARMING…the Republik of Kalifornia decided to make gas companies put in a whole bunch of additives…to make gas burn cleaner…and before too long…they had THE most expensive gas in the nation.

Well…people didn’t like that and, giving how Kalifornians LOVE to drive their cars…they started buying cars that get better MILEAGE.

Better mileage…less gas. Less gas…falling revenues from GAS TAXES.

DOH!!! What’s a socialist state to DO when BIG government is put on a diet???

They started RAISING the gas tax to make up for the shortfall.

What did the PEOPLE do in response? THEY started buying gas/electric HYBRIDS so as to use LESS gas.

Less gas…less revenue…

AGAIN!!!

So now…with the nation’s HIGHEST price per gallon and the nation’s SECOND highest GAS TAX…The REPUBLIK of KALIFORNIA is AGAIN facing a revenue shortfall and what’s their solution???tax 1

JACK UP THE TAX ON A GALLON OF GO JUICE BY ANOTHER .15 CENTS PER GALLON as of January 1st!!!

Happy freakin’ new year.

It seems Kaiforrnia needs more money for GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS and the new tax will pour about $2 BILLION DOLLARS into the manure spreader but this new tax hike isn’t just going to hurt those who drive around for the fun of it.

Businesses that DELIVER the goods ALL KALIFORNIANS buy and going to have to raise THEIR prices to compensate and then what happens? THE STORES THAT SELL THAT STUFF TO CONSUMERS WILL RAISE THEIR PRICES TO COMPENSATE FOR THE EXTRA COST OF GETTING THAT STUFF TO THE STORES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Ummmm…using the law of diminishing returns…that means people will drive less and buy less because of the higher cost of both and…cities AND the state will see MORE declining tax revenues because of it all.

Here’s just a wild idea for liberals…CUT THE SIZE OF GOVERNMENT AND QUITE SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ON GOVERNMENT ENTITIES THAT THINK THEY HAVE TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO COMBAT THE…WEATHER!!!

Fuming.

TAX 2And speaking of the law of diminishing returns…

THERE BE LIBERAL IDIOTS LIVIN’ IN FERGUSON MISSOURI!!!!!

Get this why don’t ya?

The very LOOTERS and DESTROYERS of businesses IN Ferguson are now all PISSED OFF because…so many businesses in Ferguson got…LOOTED AND DESTROYED!!!

Helloooooooooooooo?

They’re saying that “SOMEBODY need to come in an FIX dat crap…REBUILD dem businesses so people don’t has to go all a couple of miles to get to da WALMART or to get GAS or der’s gonna be HELL ta pay!!!”

Oh, don’t take MY word for it…See for YOURSELF!!!

Did that last guy REALLY say that if the owners of the stores that were looted and destroyed didn’t give…GIVE jobs to the very people who looted and destroyed them…THE LOOTING AND DESTRUCTION WOULD CONTINUE???TAX 3

What we’re dealing with here people, are the Valedictorians from the graduating class of the LIBERAL ASYLUM OF ABJECT STUPIDITY!!!

THIS…ladies and gentlemen…is why LIBERALS open WELFARE OFFICES instead of EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES…because their CLIENTS keep BURNING THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES TO THE DAMN GROUND and then demanding they still find them a job.

And you KNOW that twerp Governor in Missouri…Ray Nixon…is thinking…”SCREW GLOBAL WARMING…ya know…if we jack up the gas tax in this state…WE’D BE MAKING A MINT OFF THE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!!!”

I’m fuming.

TAX 4And finally…

If the first two topics in today’s Friday Fume can be used as a guide…THIS segment should come as no surprise…

The DICTATOR,  fresh off his 2 week vacation to MARTHA’S GOLF COURSE…is getting ready for a trip to…ESTONIA AND WALES because, apparently they TOO have GOLF COURSES and they both play a HUGE roll in FOREIGN AFFAIRS but…he’s also warming up his PEN to CIRCUMVENT CONGRESS…AGAIN…AND FOLLOW THROUGH ON HIS UNCONSTITUTIONAL PROMISE TO…FIX IMMIGRATION!!!

Here’s the liberal insanity…

Because we have so MANY…ILLEGAL ALIENS HERE ALREADY…THE LIBERAL SOLUTION IS TO…BRING MORE OF THEM UP HERE!!!

It seems the ILLEGAL ALIENS squatting on U.S. SOIL just aren’t all ‘HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY’ with the freebies…cell phones…education…food stamps…housing…welfare and the like…so Obama is going to bring their…FAMILIES HERE TOO!!!

THEY’RE CALLING IT…FAMILY REUNIFICATION!!!!!TAX 5

We can’t have just PART of an ILLEGAL ALIEN family up here SUCKING THE SYSTEM DRY…WE GOTTA HAVE ALL THE BROTHERS, SISTERS, COUSINS, AUNTS AND UNCLES UP HERE TOO!!!

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT MILLIONS OF EXTRA Jose’s and Hose “B’s” RUNNING AMOK…AND THE REGIME HANDING OUT ALREADY FILLED IN DEMOCRAT VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS AND GREEN CARDS LIKE CANDY ON HALLOWEEN!!!

And there’s ol’ GOVERNOR MOONBEAM…OVER IN THE REPUBLIK OF KALIFORNIA…INTRODUCING MEXICAN PRESIDENT introducing Mexican President, ENRIQUE PINATATELLING THE ASSEMBLED CROWD”IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE IN THE UNITED STATES…YOU’RE ALL WELCOME IN CALIFORNIA!!!”

Have you ever seen ILLEGAL ALIENS getting out of a car???

THERE’S LIKE 3 DOZEN OF THEM CLIMBIMG OUT MID-SIZE SEDAN!!!TAX 6

KALIFORNIA ISN’T GOING TO MAKE ANY MONEY OFF THEIR NEW GAS TAX IF MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE GOING TO BE CAR POOLING LIKE THAT!!!

And if all the FREE CRAP isn’t enough to lure ILLEGAL ALIENS to KALIFORNIA…THE SCENERY IS…AFTER LAST WEEK’S EARTHQUAKE…NAPA VALLEY LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE GUATAMALA…ON A GOOD DAY!!!

And here’s the best part…

WHILE OBAMA IS MAKING SURE ALL THE FAMILY REUNIONS TAKE PLACE ON OUR SIDE OF WHAT USED TO BE A BORDER…HE IS REFUSING TO CLOSE THE BORDER SO…MORE AND MORE HALF A FAMILY OF ILLEGAL ALIENS WILL JUST KEEP COMING…FOLLOWED BY THE MILLIONS MORE OF THE REST OF THEIR FAMILIES but that gets me to thinking…

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DAMN TERRORISTS POURING ACROSS THE RIO GRANDE???TAX 7

HELL…MAHMOUD ONLY SNUCK IN WITH 3 WIVES…HE’S GOT 11 MORE GARBAGE BAGGED BRIDAL BEAUTIES IN BUTTKRACKISTAN…LET’S BRING THEM ON OVER TOO WHY DON’T WE??? I’M SURE THEY’RE ALL WELCOME IN KALIFORNIA…FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH…THEY HAVEN’T BLOWN ANYTHING UP IN BURBANK YET!!!!!

Oh, I can just HEAR the excuse the liberals are gonna use…

“Well, we HAVE to bring em all here…to do the jobs American’s WON’T do.”

Like what exactly? SELLING BLACK VELVET PRAYER RUGS WITH AIR BRUSHED PAINTING OF THE BURQA MARY AND THE BABY ELVIS ON THEM or…SECURING OUR DAMN BORDER?????

My friends and fellow Patriots…Today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

Robin Williams – Yes…He’s Still Dead…

rw 2BREAKING NEWS!!!

THIS JUST IN!!!

ROBIN WILLIAMS IS STILL DEAD yet despite the fact that he is, indeed, dead and has remained so for nearly 24 hours…

Our national debt has not dropped and remains in the $18 TRILLION dollar neighborhood…

Lois Lerner’s emails have yet to be found…

There has been NO justice for Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty or Tyrone Woods…

All manner of ILLEGAL ALIENS, some carrying infectious diseases are STILL pouring across our border and for that matter…so too are terrorists from barbaric Muslim countries.

WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE CONTINUED DEATH OF ROBIN WILLIAMS WITH MORE BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE SUSTAINED DEATH OF ROBIN WILLIAMS…

Robin Williams remains, at this hour, dead…however…

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Conservatives, Let’s Get Our PRIORITIES Straight

solve 1Well, thank GOD that all our LITTLE insignificant problems as a nation have been resolved. Honestly, they were getting a bit annoying.

You know, thinks like our soaring national debt…all $18 TRILLION dollars of it and rising. Pesky really. But apparently, that’s been fixed so there is NOTHING more to worry about in that regard and may I just add…it’s about damn time.

GAS prices must be on THEIR way down which also means that nobody will have to worry this coming winter about the cost to heat their homes as the cost of electricity must also be dropping.

How’s your 401k doing?

Last week’s nose dive doesn’t mean a thing. Just because the Fed may stop artificially propping up the stock market and driving inflation up but…no worries.

Aren’t you glad that Obamacare finally got fixed? Admit it…YOU getting tired of seeing the same old doctor and having the same old insurance you’ve had for years? I know I was but now…BOY oh BOY…we have new and improved GOVERNMENT mandated health insurance to take the place of that old crap we USED to have and I, as a guy, am just GIDDY that for the first time in my life…MY visit to the gynecologist will finally be covered…after I pay my whopping deductible that is but hey…I’m resting better NOW than I did BEFORE Obamacare and I’m willing to bet YOU are too.

Darn good thing we don’t have any problems down on the southern border huh? Could you IMAGINE what things would be like if it STILL wasn’t secure down there? Why…ILLEGAL ALIENS might still be thinking they could waltz into our country any old time they liked but…not today.

We SOLVED that nuisance problem didn’t we?

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Obama’s Policies Have UNIONS Seeing RED!!

screw 1Okay…from the lips of liberals…

Conservatives are obstructionists. WE are the racists…the jobs killers and the reason the economy sucks out loud. Liberals love to claim that Conservatives comprise the “do nothing congress” and Obama stands there last week in Kansas City chiding US to “come on…come on now, let’s get things done.”

Meanwhile, on the back shelves of Harry Reid’s liberal/socialist controlled senate…

Some 356 bills…PASSED by the House…are collecting dust because Reid himself refuses to bring them to a vote.

OF those 356 bills…

98% were passed with bipartisan support…200 of them were passed unanimously by the ENTIRE house without a single objection from the liberals ensconced there…and more than 100 others were passed with 75% of house DEMOCRATS supporting them.

40 of those bills would directly help lower unemployment and many of them offer assistance to the “more than 3.4 million workers between the ages of 20 and 59″ missing from our labor force.”

There they sit…356 bills, including a border bill passed just last Friday…on Harry Reid’s desk because Reid himself refuses to have them brought up for a vote.

And Lois Lerner thinks that CONSERVATIVES are the ASSHOLES???

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Beware of Liberal Wolves Dressed as Shepherds

real 1When it comes to the next two elections, November 2014 and November 2016, we…as Conservatives, MUST get our priorities in line or we will not only lose those elections…we’ll lose this country.

When I say ‘priorities’ I mean our platform.

Simply put, we win on policy and we WILL lose on social issues.

I know there are some Conservatives out there reading this who will say I’m off base and that’s okay…they’re dead wrong.  They are entitled to their opinions but if they want to take this country back…back from liberals and their warped ideology of socialism leading to communism and back from the abyss of big government control of our lives and businesses and back from the brink of global disaster…They need to understand exactly what the real problems this nation faces ARE.

Right now, our southern border is wide open. Illegal aliens are flooding in by the hundreds of thousands and tens of thousands of those illegal aliens are children. Tens of thousands of them are infested with contagious diseases and Obama has our military acting as baby sitters while our agencies, originally put in place to protect our border are being tasked with being the taxi service that disperses these illegal aliens throughout OUR country rather than sending them back to THEIR countries.

It’s illegal. It’s human trafficking being carried out by our own government and it is a gross violation of our Constitution.

This is not a social issue…

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Would SOMEBODY please potty train the Dictator…

AC 1Someone needs to tell it like it is…may as well be me.

Yesterday, after spending the last five days being repeatedly slapped in the face with a wet Supreme Court of the United States fish, the Dictator stepped up to a Rose Garden microphone with GRUMPY the ASS CLOWN, Joe Biden, standing behind him in the lamest attempt I’ve even seen at adding some absurd sense of gravitas to his wilting poll numbers.

“If house Republicans are really concerned about me, taking too many executive actions…pass a bill.”

That’s what the occupier of our oval office said yesterday regarding immigration reform. That is exactly what he said.

Now, let’s look to that statement without the ass hat filter and using our double top secret liberal ideology decoder ring, we can discern the real meaning of his words.

“If house Republicans are really concerned about me, taking too many executive actions…just let me have my way…officially…by passing amnesty and allowing my party to register as many illegal aliens as is humanly possible.”

Oh, he tried to spin his pleading and whining as some sort of humanitarian effort and something which would solve every problem we, as a borderless nation face…amnesty would solve unemployment…cut the national debt and I THOUGHT I heard something between the blah, blah, blah and the yada, yada, yada about how allowing our country to be overrun by law breaking pillagers would cure athletes foot too but in reality, it was little more than a pity party.

What little more it was had to do with his taking more executive actions.

Where’s that particular wet fish again…the one the SCOTUS whacked him with a few days ago? Apparently, somebody needs to take another swing and this time, with meaningful intentions.

Apparently, Boehner’s pending lawsuit holds all the impact of a trout.

The real question here is…

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Friday Fume

fume 1It’s been another tough week for liberal idiots…

They’ve been proven wrong on Iraq…wrong on the criticism of Bush…wrong on their denial of Obama’s scandals and yesterday…

The Supreme Court voted NINE to NOTHING that Obama completely blew the Constitutional Separation of Powers clause. NINE TO NOTHING and now BOEHNER is SUING the Dictator for ABUSES of POWER!!!

While rational people, at the bottom of a deep hole would quit digging…LIBERALS ARE ASKING FOR MORE SHOVELS and who are we to deny their request?

Well, lookie here, it’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Back in 1960, the city of Detroit had THE highest per capita income in the NATION and then…liberals took it over.

Today…Detroit is a third world city and like third world COUNTRIES…their people have gone to the UNITED NATIONS of thugs, thieves and despots seeking powder blue helmet relief from their day to day struggles.

A gaggle of liberals from a COALITION of…wait for it…WELFARE RIGHTS GROUPS…are all upset because the water has been shut off to 4700 Detroit water customers because…THEY HAVE FAILED TO PAY THEIR WATER BILLS…and those who demand that others take care of them…VIA WELFARE…went to the U.N. to get their water turned back on.

Here’s the REAL story…about HALF of the 324,000 Detroit water customers are at least 2 months over due on their water bills and of THOSE…46,000 were sent shut off notices and of THOSE…only 10% were ACTUALLY shut off and here’s where it gets interesting…Of the 4500 that were shut off…HALF OF THEM CAME IN AND PAID IN FULL WITHIN 2 DAYS!!!

That means that a damn good number of those who simply felt they didn’t need to pay their water bill…COULD HAVE buy why spend your OWN money when you can live off of someone ELSE’S dime???

Naturally…

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Friday Fume

fume 1Every Friday, we take a look at the week’s liberal/socialist knot-headed behavior and highlight just a little of their asylum antics here in the Fume. If we can’t find a way to laugh at em…WE’LL ALL BECOME JUST AS MORONIC AS THEY ARE!!!

That said…hold on to something well anchored and put down your beverages because…

HERE WE GO!!!!!

It IS Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Well…so far this week…we’ve found Casey Kasem…the SUN’S TWIN BROTHER  and Chis Columbus’ Santa Maria but…WHERE IN THE HELL IS THAT DAMNED AIRPLANE???

In the case of the missing for more than 2 months flight 370…investigators have now come to the near conclusion that the “pings” they were hearing 2 months ago…PROBABLY WEREN’T THE PLANE???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

What’s even more puzzling that that is the fact that they’re STILL LOOKING AROUND THE BOTTOM OF THE INDIAN OCEAN for the thing.

Allow me to offer a little advice here and, bear in mind that I am NOT an aviation “Where’s Waldo” expert but…if the pings weren’t coming from the plane’s black boxes and nobody has seen one single “SEAT CUSHION THAT CAN BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE” in more than 2 MONTHS OF SNIFFING ABOUT IN THE OCEAN…there’s a pretty good chance that the airplane…

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Government Land Grabs: The Truth Exposed – Part 4

This article has been co-written by Diane Sori.

In Part 1 of our series, “Government Lanwestern 1d Grabs: The Truth Exposed,” my Right Side Patriots radio partner Diane Sori and I laid out the groundwork behind the federal government’s seizing of land in the western United States over decades of a take an inch…take a mile agenda used by administrations from both sides of the aisle and how the current regime has labeled PRIVATE landholdings in the west as an “ACUTE” problem.

We were able to convey that information thanks to congressman Rob Bishop’s discovery of long buried emails and documents which help expose NEW land grabs in progress along with this regime’s plans, via the BLM and the Department of the Interior pressuring Obama to use his pen and the Antiquities Act of 1906 to not only steal land from private landholders but, to move some 140 MILLION acres (an area the size of the states of Colorado and Wyoming…COMBINED) from “mixed use” to “TREASURED LANDS” status thus rendering it completely off limits to American citizens.

In “Government Land Grabs: Exposing The Truth Part 2,” we proved that the seizing of western lands has virtually NOTHING to do with the liberal call to “protect the environment” and virtually EVERYTHING to do with government control of natural resources in order to control the people.

The maps we show eliminate the possibility of coincidence in that those lands are rife with coal, oil shale and other fossil fuel deposits that the current regime wants to keep off limits to private landholders and we provided evidence of how Obama and his ilk want to keep us dependent on foreign sources for our energy needs.

In “Government Land Grabs: The Truth Exposed Part 3,” we took our investigation passed oil, gas and coal to provide clear evidence of where our nation’s reserves of URANIUM rest and…

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