As we have an election in a short 8 ½ months, primaries in just 3 months and, since we haven’t done this sort of thing for the last 15 months or so…I thought now might be a good time for a refresher course in how to LOSE an election.
Somehow, we, as Conservatives, screwed it up back in 2010 and actually won the darn thing.
If memory serves…It was called a shellacking and, we certainly wouldn’t want to have THAT again.
Would we?
So…Let’s get started…
How to LOSE an election.
1) RESEARCH
Don’t do your own.
It takes time…It’s hard and it simply isn’t necessary in this day and age. There are PLENTY of folks scattered about on social media that you don’t know a single thing about who will be more than happy to do your research for you.
By all means…TRUST them.
There are a lot of axes out there and more than enough people willing to grind them and, it really doesn’t matter whether or not THEY share YOUR values and ideology…THEY did the research and, according to them…PIGS can FLY.
Just go with it.
Next…
For some time now, I’ve been saying that if YOUR elected Member of the house isn’t Trey Gowdy…YOU need to go and FIND your district’s Trey Gowdy and ELECT her or him in 2014.
WHOO HOO…We’ve reached the end of another week and, although I took a few days off to move from one abode to another…3 FREAKIN’ BLOCKS AWAY…Liberals and socialists have been WORKING OVER-TIME!!!
The Dictator and his regime just keep rolling merrily along, telling their subjects that all is well and Obamacare is the greatest thing since the invention of the banana republic.
The only real obstruction to the Keystone XL pipeline now, much to the dismay of those on work release from (environ)mental asylums, is the Dictator, Obama.
How ‘bout that State of the Union speech, huh?
Tuesday evening, the Dictator delivered his State of Future Mandates speech to a 60% ungrateful nation.
Obama was the star of his own show and a legend in his own mind.