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Friday Fume

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What a week it’s been.

I don’t know about you but, my nerves are closer to the breaking point than the elastic waistband on Chris Christie’s tighty whities!!!!

Now THERE’S a mental image.

In New York the other day, Obama told the assembled sheep that, “At some point, the government is gonna run out of money.”

Check your Rolex…IT’S ALREADY HALF PAST 17 TRILLION O’CLOCK!!!!!!

Rose Marks, a FLORIDA fortune teller who claims that PSYCHIC POWERS have run in her family for 1500 years…IS ON TRIAL FOR A $25 MILLION DOLLAR FRAUD scam.

She never saw it coming.

AND…One of the leaders of the New BlacKKK Panthers…One, Hashim Nzinga (buy a vowel) has had his…CONVICTED FELON IN POSSESSION OF A GUN charges dropped in Georgia.

Good thing for him he isn’t a WHITE/HISPANIC without a felony record OR WE WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!!!!!

Yep…It’s the end of the week…FRIDAY my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Okay…HERE’S a moron of the liberal persuasion for ya.

36-year-old David Wayne Jordan…Well known to local law enforcement in Whatcom County Washington for having previously been a guest at the grey bar related to assault and resisting arrest…

Has been ARRESTED AGAIN for…

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Friday Fume

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Can you believe we made it through another WHOLE week of this socialist crap?

ME EITHER…But we did and we’re thankful for it.

Nancy Pelosi wants to have a “CONVERSATION” on RACE and JUSTICE when she’s at home next week. I’ll bet the mild mannered folk across the bay in OAKLAND ain’t gonna be jiggy wit it though.

The socialists in congress say that the IRS needs an additional $12 BILLION dollars next year because…APPARENTLY…IT’S GONNA COST MORE TO LEAK ALL OUR MEDICAL INFO THAN IT DID TO POST 110,000 SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS!!!

And…The thugs, thieves and despots at the United Nations have decided that November 19th, 2013 be…INTERNATIONAL TOILET DAY!!!!!

I say we send em OBAMA for the FIRST CEREMONIAL FLUSHING!!!!!!!

If you can’t tell, it’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

What have we here???

“An analysis of one textbook cannot provide a balanced understanding as to what the students in Brevard Public Schools are learning throughout their academic careers.”

Those are the words of Brevard County Schools spokeswoman, Michelle Irwin, as she defended…DEFENDED a Prentice Hall World History textbook being used by 9th graders that contains…

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Friday Fume

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Friends, Patriots…Lend me your eyes!!!

It takes quite a bit to knock me from my office chair but, even I was picking myself up from the floor this week.

The press was agog all week over some whining, drooling, diaper filling little brat who can’t even speak but…Enough about Barney Frank.

We have a string of socialist celebrities vowing to boycott Florida over the Zimmerman verdict. Hmmm…They’ll go to Cuba, consort with despots, cry at Hugo’s funeral and champion Che but, let 6 women find an innocent man NOT GUILTY and THEN they get their panties in a wad???

Morons.

And HUD has decided to map EVERY SINGLE CITY in the country to…Get this…ELIMINATE SEGREGATION!!!

That’ll go over like a fart in church down in Sanford Florida where all the blacks in one neighborhood want to force all the white/Hispanics out.

Well…It’s the end of the week and it’s time to let it all loose. Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

Well, of all the lame-brained ideas.

For those few in the military who worship at the altar of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…

There’s now a push by socialists to have MILITARY…ATHEIST…CHAPLAINS!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY…THESE NON-COM-POOPS HAVE NEVER NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!

Perhaps, after a war…the atheists can put NOTHING on a hilltop and then WE…WHO HAVE FAITH…CAN SUE THEM!!!!!!!

EXACTLY WHAT “CHURCH” WOULD THESE atheist chaplains REPRESENT?

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Socialism – The Mental Disorder Explained

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Socialism is a disease. It’s a mental affliction and it causes those infected with it to lose their minds.

It’s also contagious.

As the disease afflicts liberals, its progressive nature turns them into socialists.

It starts in childhood unless inoculated against and is fostered through the government school system where it becomes an epidemic.

Many, already infected in THEIR youth become carriers, spreading the disorder to others.

Symptoms are visible and include the eating of bean sprouts, the wearing of Birkenstocks even during winter, extremely short hair cuts on women and long hair on men, a constant and improvable belief in global warming,

Perhaps the MOST notable signature symptom of SMD (Socialist Mental Disorder) is the uncontrollable proclivity to blame others for your own ideology’s behavior.

A case study can be made with Ed Schultz.

Just a couple of nights ago, Schultz, host of a barely seen MSNBC propaganda show, made a rather odd statement.

He blames Detroit’s financial demise on…

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Friday Fume

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In the loony bin of socialist wombattery, there are just FAR too many issues from which to choose and SO little space to dedicate TO them.

Every week, I try to narrow it down and every week I have to leave the vast majority of the list out of the piece.

Forgive me.

This week is no exception to the rule.

Sit down, strap in and try to find a laugh or 2 to get you through the weekend.

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Do we have an illegal alien problem in these United States?

NOOOOOOOOO…….

Not if you ask THIS administration but…

Ask somebody ELSE like…Oh…I don’t know…

LAW ENFORCEMENT in ARIZONA!!!

Daniel Jupa-Fino, 21, of SONORA…MEXICO…Was arrested last week in Pinal County Arizona.

The ILLEGAL had just been involved in a traffic accident and low and behold…HE HAD MORE THAN 200 POUNDS OF POT IN HIS CAR!!!

This wasn’t Jupa-Fino’s 1st interaction with the law in our country either…

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Unions to Obama on Obamacare: FIX THIS!!!

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Ahhhhh…Tea is SO refreshing. Better than Kool Aid.

Remember when?

Remember when all those jack booted unions were all about Obamacare? How they told US that Obamacare was just what this country needed and how those of us who were against it needed to be met with a hit?

Those were the good ol’ days huh?

It was the Tea Party, our little angry mob, astro-turf, racist, terrorist grass roots groups railing against Obamacare that put a coat of shellack on Obama and the socialists in the 2010 midterms and the unions were still holding us to the point of a gun for it in 2011.

Remember Jimmy Hoffa the Lesser?

In 2011, HE let loose on the Tea Party and stated: “We’ve got to keep an eye on the battle that we face — a war on workers. And you see it everywhere. It is the Tea Party. And there’s only one way to beat and win that war — the one thing about working people is, we like a good fight.”

“President Obama, this is your army, we are ready to march. But everybody here’s got to vote. If we go back, and keep the eye on the prize, let’s take these son-of-a-bitches out.”

He’s a peach isn’t he?

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Friday Fume

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It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.

According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…

Wait for it…

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.

Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???

It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.

Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.

Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.

Hmmmmm…..

Have ya ever been to New Orleans?

It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.

THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!

It’s hot in Cairo.

In Egypt…

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Weekend Edition: Obama – Organizing for the Muslim Brotherhood

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After little more than a year of actually running a country, the Muslim Brotherhood ruined a country.

Shocker huh?

Egypt is a mess. Let’s be frank here…It’s a worse mess than it was before the Muslim Brotherhood took over and there is a reason for that.

Oh sure, change like that is never easy or fast but, under their new “President,” Morsi, their economy plunged to new depths, tourism, once the leading revenue source, has dropped to near zero and unemployment is going sky high.

The people OF Egypt have never really left the streets in protest since 2011’s “Arab Spring” and it’s only gotten worse in recent weeks.

There IS another reason, outside of Morsi, for the unrest.

Obama.

Obama was the one who said Mubarak had to go and, perhaps more importantly, Obama was the one who said that the Muslim Brotherhood must have a seat at the table in forming a NEW government in Egypt.

Obama backed the wrong horse.

Within his administration, Obama’s minions vocally backed his hair brained play.

Perhaps most notably there was James Clapper, Obama’s Director of National Ignorance who, in 2011, stated that the Muslim Brotherhood was, “very heterogeneous group, largely secular.”

Let’s decipher that comment and define it clearly…

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Friday Fume

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You would SWEAR I’m making this up but…NO I AM NOT!!!

Obama is in KENYA offering THEM a $53 MILLION dollar assist to…IMPLEMENT A PHOTO ID VOTER REGISTRATION CARD PROGRAM!!!!!

Over HERE…That’s considered RACIST!!!

In an obvious attempt to kill Sunday ratings…THE REGIME is hatching a plan to PUSH OBAMACARE ON NFL BROADCASTS!!!

I have no idea if that Obamacare covers pre-existing head injuries, steroid use OR GUNSHOT WOUNDS but…At least for the 1st 3-4 years of their careers…THE WORLDS BIGGEST, BADDEST, FASTEST AND STRONGEST ATHLETES CAN STAY ON MOMMY’S AND DADDY’S INSURANCE PROGRAM!!!

And… Bombastic Bloomberg is now going after…4TH OF JULY…SPARKLERS because…HE says they can be used by…TERRORISTS!!!!!

Just wait till he finds out what al Qaeda could do with SOAP BUBBLES!!!!!

It’s been yet ANOTHER week LOADED with liberal STUPIDITY and I can’t hold back any longer.

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…There they were…Socialists in Texas…Raising hell and CHEERING on the murder of unborn children.

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Friday Fume

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Well…Another week of EPIC socialist stupidity in the can.

We live in difficult times of warped socialist sensibilities and free-falling morals. It would be too much to handle if we couldn’t find a way to laugh at it from time to time.

At the end of every week, I meet absurdity with absurdity…HEAD ON and this week is no exception.

STAND FAST AND GET A GRIP…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Look…You didn’t need to grow up in farm country to recognize the utter stupidity of the latest move by the Dictator’s Palace Guards.

As we all know, the Dictator was in Northern Ireland for a few days and staying in some posh lakeside resort.

Okay…

Apparently, surrounding the resort, one would find farm fields.

Oooookay.

So…The “SECRET” Service decided to pose as…FARMERS to patrol those fields and NOT be noticed or…Stand out regardless of HOW outstanding they are in their field.

THEY BOUGHT A FLEET OF BRAND NEW…

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