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Friday Fume

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After this last week, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s been a WHIRLWIND of socialist depravity.

There’s been so much happening all at once that I scarcely know where to begin. Put on your helmets my Patriot friends…This one is a CLASSIC!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

We’ve got shrimps on treadmills and we’re building robotic squirrels.

We spent $9.3 million on robotic bees. ROBOTIC BEES…BECAUSE THE REAL THING AIN’T BAD ENOUGH!!!

What’s next? HOLOGRAPHIC ANTS???????

When the IRS wasn’t TARGETING CONSERVATIVES…They spent $60k OF YOUR MONEY  on a Star Trek themed training video.

Who do they think they ARE??? THE GSA?????

And HERE’S well spent taxpayer dollars… $1.18 million on…PUPPET CHOREOGRAPHY…Which I assume was dance lessons for Obama.

BUT…

SEQUESTER IS MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE!!!!

Well…Not ALL our lives….

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Friday Fume

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It’s been ANOTHER one of THOSE weeks…Hasn’t it?

According to SOCIALIST Rep Elijah Cummings regarding Benghazi: “death is a part of life.”

Hey…poo for brains…THE BENGHAZI 4 DIDN’T DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!!!!!

The SOCIALIST PRESIDENT OF FRANCE has told HIS government NOT to use ENGLISH words…FUNNY…IT WASN’T A BUNCH OF FRENCH SPEAKING SISSIES WHO KICKED THE GERMAN SPEAKING NAZIS OUT OF PARIS…WAS IT?????

And…On Wednesday…When the TRUTH was being told before a House Committee…ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN AND MSNBC ALL DECLINED TO CARRY A SINGLE MINUTE OF IT!!!!!

You’d think they were trying to cover something up…huh???

Well…Take heart my friends…THERE’S ALWAYS MORE SOCIALIST MISBEHAVIOR TO BE EXPOSED and today IS Friday after all.

Join me, won’t you?

I’m fuming.

Let’s give the China’s “People’s Daily” their national newspaper “a hand” shall we? They’re building a brand new  HEADQUARTERS BUILDING!!!

It’s TALL…

It’s sort of…cylindrical in shape…

The top few floors are just a little bigger that the rest…

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Friday Fume

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Oh boy.

My neck hurts from shaking my head all week and I’ll bet yours does too.

OUR government spent $890 THOUSAND dollars on SERVICE FEES related to 13 THOUSAND EMPTY GOVERNMENT bank accounts and SOCIALISTS STILL WON’T ADMIT WE’RE BROKE…Socialists in congress are trying to give OBAMACARE a SHOT IN THE ARM by trying to RAISE TAXES ON THE FLU VACCINE and 15 year old kids, who have to have a note from a doctor to take an ASPIRIN at school can now buy PLAN B ABORTION PILLS WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION OR PARENTAL NOTIFICATION!!!

But that’s just the BEGINNING of this week’s socialist insanity.

What I’m about to relate seems TOO absurd to be REAL but, I assure you…I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!

Sit down, grab something bolted to the floor and HANG ON TIGHT…

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

And the WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANITY just moved INSIDE the PENTAGON!!!!!

No kidding.

The PENTAGON, under the “leadership” of the MUSLIM COMMIE occupying the oval office…Has released the following statement:

“Religious proselytization is not permitted within the Department of Defense. … Court martials and non-judicial punishments are decided on a case-by-case basis.”

HEY…YA BUNCH OF YAHOOS…

THERE AIN’T NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!!

Yes, socialists weasels…I KNOW it says “RELIGIOUS” and not just CHRISTIAN but…

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Friday Fume

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So…This week we’re found that Hillary’s NAME is on the documents DENYING stepped up security in Benghazi…There are those in congress trying to EXEMPT congress from OBAMACARE…And FINALLY…Some in congress are starting to question the 1.6 BILLION ROUNDS OF AMMO purchased by the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY!!!

All of that just scratches the surface of this week’s socialist bottom of the barrel behavior.

Take heart my friends and fellow Patriots…Because today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, if THIS isn’t the height of HYPOCRISY…I don’t know what is.

Our friends at WSAV channel 3 in Florida tell us that the Marion County School Board, after a 3 year BAN…

Have now brought PADDLING back as a form of punishment for their students!!!

Don’t get me wrong…

Some of those little indoctrinated brats NEED it. Hell…TASE em for all I care but…Here’s what I find…HYPOCRITICAL…

Chew your Pop Tart into the shape of a gun…YOU’RE SUSPENDED!!!

Bring a spork with your lunch…YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!!!

ANYTHING that even RESEMBLES a weapon and…YOU’LL BE STUFFED AND CUFFED!!!!!

But there it is…Hanging on the wall in the principal’s office and…If you get caught doing something like, oh…I don’t know…PRAYING…

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Friday Fume

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Okay…It’s been a tough week. With the events in Boston, West, Texas…Storms, flooding…all sorts of things…We’ve all been a little on edge.

Our thoughts, prayers and hearts go out to all who have been affected by the week’s horrible events. Really.

But rest assured that while all that was going on, we, at The National Patriot, were watching the off-the-front-page socialist insanity too.

Patriots…Today is a day to do what we must in order not to go out of our minds. Today, we must LAUGH!!!

Friends…It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m Fuming!!

Let me get this straight…

Connecticut passes a 138 page, 4000+ bullet point “GUN CONTROL” bill and now…THE 2ND AMENDMENT NEVER EXTENDED TO PRIVATE CITIZENS TO BEGIN WITH???

Remember those ZOMBIE attacks DHS has been preparing for? I’m guessing that’s in case things get out of hand in CONNECTICUT!!!

According to a WORKSHEET passed out in a Connecticut Middle School…

“The courts have consistently determined that the Second Amendment does not ensure each individual the right to bear arms. This means that the rights of this amendment are not extended to the individual citizens of the states. So a person has no right to complain about a Second Amendment violation by state laws.”

WHAT???????

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Friday Fume

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Week in and week out, socialists just keep adding clowns to the parade.

Hanoi Jane tells veterans and military supporters to “GET A LIFE…”

The Dictator stands in front of a CHINESE MADE CRANE to trumpet about OUR infrastructure…

This absurd administration will be giving Egypt’s MUSLIM BOTHERHOOD (that’s NOT a typo) 8 MORE F-16’s and NOW we learn that NORTH DIARRHEA actually DOES have nukes small enough to FIT ON THEIR MISGUIDED MISSILES!!!!!

But my friends, we press on. We FIND ways to deal with this insanity and LAUGHTER really DOES seem the best medicine.

To that end, we have reached FRIDAY and believe it or not…

I’m fuming.

Never has one claiming to be the president known so little about so much.

He never knew ANYTHING about the REV. WRONG being a RACIST BIG MOUTH.

He didn’t really know BILL AYERS did he?

He didn’t know ANYTHING about FAST AND FURIOUS…Until he exerted EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE OVER IT…

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The Dictator’s Budget Won’t Add a Dime to the Deficit?

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Yesterday, when the Dictator made his absurd budget decree…

I was gobsmacked.

GOBSMACKED!!!!!!!

He’s NOW recycling his bald-faced lies.

Let me take you back a few years.

“I want to be very clear,” said President Barack Obama on July 18, 2009,”I will not sign on to any health plan that adds to our deficits over the next decade.”

Seriously…

How many time did he repeat that lie?

Over and over again. Every time he sputtered about Obamacare. In his Hate of the Union speech in 2009 and 2010.

For Pete’s sake…IT WAS ON HIS TELEPROMPTER SO OFTEN THAT…TO THIS DAY…IT’S BURNED INTO THE SCREEN!!!

Okay…That was then but we’re talking about NOW and when you hear THIS I suspect YOU will have the exact same reaction as did I.

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Friday Fume

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Well, socialists are clearly stepping up their moronic antics aren’t they?

This week has been no exception to the rule.

The Dictator and his family are taking more than a vacation a month while the rest of the nation struggles to make ends meet. Obama is now trying to shame those who have no shame into shooting holes in the 2nd Amendment…

Jim Carrey made a video mocking Charlton Heston because picking on CLINT EASTWOOD WOULD HAVE RESULTED IN AN ASS KICKING…

And we’re finding out that the “AFFORDABLE” Care Act could well RAISE insurance premiums by…200%!!!!!

Well, it’s Friday my fellow Patriots and it’s time for a laugh because…

I’m fuming.

Oh for crying out loud.

Can government do ANYTHING without going broke???

Nope.

Now we learn that they have grossly mismanaged, of all things…

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Friday Fume

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I can’t believe we made it all the way through another week.

If socialists launched an insanity rocket from atop their own mountain of stupidity…It still wouldn’t reach the heights of moronic behavior they’re reaching.

I can’t even BEGIN to get into ALL of it from this week so…I’ve hand-picked 4 issues from the always exploding stack.

My friends and fellow Patriots…

Sometimes…Ya just gotta laugh. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start things off in Ipswitch.

That’s where the high school principal has decided to DO AWAY WITH HONORS NIGHT BECAUSE…

THE KIDS WHO RIDE THE SHORT BUS MIGHT HAVE THEIR FEELINGS HURT!!!

Are you KIDDING me???

The kids who have worked their adolescent BUTTS off…TAKING CALCULUS…ANATOMY…PHYSICS AND COLLEGE LEVEL MANDARIN CHINESE LANGUAGE COURSES  SO THEY CAN GROW UP TO GET GOVERNMENT JOBS…BEGGING FOR MONEY…AREN’T GOING TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR MAKING THE HONOR ROLL BECAUSE…

REMEDIAL READER, MOUTH BREATHING, SHOP CLASS SAND BAGGING, 5TH YEAR SOPHOMORES MIGHT GET THEIR “EVERYBODY GETS A TROPHY JUST FOR SHOWING UP” PANTIES IN A BUNCH????

Yep, that’s about the size of it.

What’s next?

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Mark Kelly – Exhibit A – Exposing the Hypocrites

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So…There he was, a week ago, in Tucson where even dogs know exactly who he is, at a gun store…BUYING a .45 caliber semi-automatic handgun.

The day AFTER giving testimony in Colorado as they attempt to ban everything from pea shooters to shotguns.

Mark Kelly.

Mr. Gabby Giffords and former astronaut.

Socialist controlled puppet for the gun ban crowd.

Here’s what he told CNN.

“As I was leaving, I noticed a used AR-15. Bought that too. Even to buy an assault weapon, the background check only takes a matter of minutes.”

“I have no use for a gun like that.”

Gun for the goose…None for the gander.

Naturally, in the age of cell phones and citizen journalists, he was snapped filling out the paperwork and as often happens in the 21st century (and beyond) Buzz Lightyear (to the left of liberal) Kelly was outed.

Isn’t it something when…

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