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Friday Fume

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So…We finally track down bin Laden’s son in Jordan and been LYIN’S crew IMMEDIATELY reads the TERRORIST his…RIGHTS?????

Really???

The DICTATOR has locked the peasants out of the palace because of the sequester…One assumes because he doesn’t want anyone to accidentally stumble upon the Queen’s 27 personal hand maidens.

And socialist senator, Chris Murphy fired off an angry letter to NASCAR trying to get the racing organization to drop an NRA sponsorship of a race in…TEXAS…of all places.

“Whether or not this was your intention, your fans will infer from this sponsorship that NASCAR and the NRA are allies in the current legislative debate over gun violence.”

I HAVE 2 QUESTIONS…

Has this dip from Connecticut ever SEEN NASCAR fans and…HAS HE EVER BEEN TO TEXAS?????

If I was the head of NASCAR…I’d send this Murphy pants wetting ninny a letter asking if he could help get the Newtown Kids Choir to sing the anthem before the race since they’ve been used as props everywhere else.

Yep…It’s been quite a week of socialists on parade hasn’t it?

What do ya say we wrap it up with a few laughs? Today is Friday my patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Oh dear…

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THE SEQUESTER IS COMING – RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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We are just a few days away from the end of the world as Obama knows it.

Sequestration is like giving the government growth machine a vasectomy…NOT a full castration.

To be quite honest, I was far more scared of the end of the Mayan calendar than I am of sequestration and for good reason.

What we’re talking about here is NOT the massive cuts and mayhem projected by the Dictator but a 2% slowing of the GROWTH of government this fiscal year or…roughly over the next 6 months.

That’s 2% of a projected $1.3 TRILLION DOLLAR SPENDING SPREE which means, at the end of this fiscal year, our big government spenders will STILL have spent more THIS year than last year.

This is, naturally, the truth the Dictator would rather you NOT know.

HE, and his faithless minions would much rather have you TERRIFIED of what will happen after this Friday’s deadline and he’s going to do everything he can to send you that message.

Sequester is NOT the doom and gloom, mass extermination event this Dictator is wailing and gnashing his teeth over and if your IQ is anywhere near double digits, it should cause you no alarm.

However…That said…

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Friday Fume

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HOLY CRAP…I thought we would NEVER get to the end of this week.

To say it’s been a banner week for socialist insanity would be a gross understatement wouldn’t it?

The problem is NOT in finding the things which irritate us but in narrowing it down for our week in review with an ATTITUDE!!!

There’s simply no way to mention everything but, I’ll do my level best to hit a few highlights of their lowlights.

Friends and Patriots…Today IS Friday and…

I’m Fuming.

JUST when you think you’ve heard it all…Along comes a WHOLE NEW level of socialist INSANITY!!!

Guess what?

WHITE CONSERVATIVES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR BLACK ON BLACK GUN VIOLENCE!!!!!

Are you KIDDING ME???

According to socialist agitator HARRY BELEFONTE….

“The river of blood that washes the streets of our nation flows mostly from the bodies of our black children. Yet, as the great debate emerges on the question of the gun, white America discusses the constitutional issue of ownership, while no one speaks of the consequences of our racial carnage.”

Really?

REALLY?????

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Giving Obama’s SOTU the BIRD!

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So…

Tuesday night, our Dictator delivered his Hate of the Union address.

The gallery was full of professional victims and…Ted Nugent.

Oh, I COULD regale you with fact checks and and counterpoints along with pointing out all the contradictions but, why bother?

It’s been done and it doesn’t honestly differ much from his previous Lying like a rug addresses.

Instead, I thought maybe a pictorial recounting of the way Patriots viewed the drooling and applause laden fiasco might serve as a better alternative and when it comes to giving the entire manifesto the bird…I say…Flip it THE most PATRIOTIC bird you can find!

SO…Needless to say, after the first 5 minutes, the Dictator’s nose had exceeded the limits of my 55 inch screen.

It’s a good thing this festival of bull wasn’t shown in 3D…

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Friday Fume

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Am I the only one who noticed that Colorado lawmakers didn’t come up with the idea of making GUN MANUFACTURES responsible for GUN VIOLENCE until AFTER smoking pot became legal there???

That’s the sort of week it’s been.

Who would have thought the Brits would have found King Richard III BEFORE WE COULD FIND THE 35 SURVIVORS FROM BENGHAZI????

Yep…It’s been a wild week so how about we all let off a little steam and have a few laughs?

Today is FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

   “Facing budget uncertainty — including a continuing resolution and the looming potential for across-the-board sequestration cuts —  The secretary of defense has delayed the deployment of the USS Harry S. Truman (CVN-75) and the USS Gettysburg (CG-64), which were scheduled to depart Norfolk, Va., later this week for the U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) area of responsibility.”

Well now…Isn’t THAT special?

That leaves us with only 1 carrier and minus 1 guided missile cruiser in the GULF.

Our enemies most certainly are pleased to know that, thanks to their friend, our DICTATOR… We can no longer afford to send our navy to fight against them.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

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Friday Fume

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What a week.

We have a new Secretary of What Difference Does it Make…An Iran loving Israel hating nominee for Secretary of Defense…The Job’s Council has shut down after meeting 4 times in 2 years and doing nothing and GITMO is still OPEN but the office charged with closing it DOWN…CLOSED DOWN.

Forget Groundhog’s Day…Tomorrow, a SOCIALIST will pull his head out of his hole…See his shadow in the bright light of TRUTH and WE’LL HAVE 4 MORE YEARS OF INSANITY!!!!!

Today is Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Oh please.

REALLY?

The Department of Homeland Insecurity has issued their guidelines as to what to do when attacked by someone wielding a gun.

Apparently, in a game of rock, scissors, GUN,,,THE SCISSORS WIN!!!

According to DHS…If someone confronts you in your home of office, with a gun…GRAB YOUR SCISSORS!!!

However…do NOT chase the gunman because…RUNNING WITH SCISSORS IS DANGEROUS!!!!!

I really wish they’d stop smoking crack in this useless administration.

Is the guy with the gun going to intimidated by scissors???

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Friday Fume

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From the Dictator’s manifesto to Hillary’s campaign testimony…It’s been quite a week.

Socialists are just giddy over the onset of another 4 years of Imperial orders, Constitution trashing and big government control aren’t they?

The garden variety socialist is now firmly convinced that Obama is gonna buy them all lottery tickets and when they win, they can finally move to the Caymans to get away from the tax hikes they all voted for.

Naturally, they’ll want international calling on their Obamaphones…

Anyway…It’s FRIDAY my Patriot friends so hang on TIGHT BECAUSE…

I’M FUMING!!!!!

Well, well…

Yesterday, Neville Chamberlain began his confirmation hearings to become our next Secretary of Appeasement.

How nice.

In his opening statements, Kerry made it clear that he would use all his office’s power to find a diplomatic solution to prevent Iran from obtaining nukes.

It makes one wonder…

DOES THE TRAITOR WHO WOULD BECOME AMERICA’S TOP DIPLOMAT HAVE ANY IDEA THAT WE HAVE NO DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH IRAN???

Really…Does he honestly believe that the oh-so-rational IRANIANS have ANY interest in taking SUGGESTIONS???

I’ve got some breaking news for the great appeaser…

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Friday Fume

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If you think YOU had a tough time getting through this week…

At least it wasn’t revealed that YOUR fake girlfriend, who was in a fake car accident and diagnosed with fake cancer and who died a fake death wasn’t real.

Maybe Manti can go on Oprah and offer a fake apology.

Chances are…Nobody’s SUING YOU for doping to win bike races…

See…You’re cheering up already!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and…To paraphrase a great patriot…

”I HAVE NOT YET BEGUN TO FUME!!!

Well, well…

129 days LATER, upon hearing of a good place to get a STRAWBERRY FRAPPE…

The head of the FBI has made his way to LIBYA to ask a few questions regarding…

What was it again???

Oh yeah…

BENGHAZI!!!!!

Good grief…

FBI Director Robert Mueller discussed the case in TRIPOLI with senior officials, including the prime minister, justice minister and intelligence chief.

Well…THAT should wrap things up huh???

I understand that while Mueller was there…

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Friday Fume

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As the warp speed march to full blown socialism continues, it’s getting harder and harder to survive each week without going stark-raving nuts.

As Patriots, we have to find a way to put an end to this insanity before we have no country left.

As we wait for the next shoe to drop, we must find a way to deal with the socialist fools and my favorite method is…LAUGHING!!!

Every Friday we let it out a little and laugh at the whole mess.

Today IS that day Friends and Patriots…

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, it’s only a matter of time before the Emperor signs an Imperial Order to MANDATE we ALL PURCHASE these.

COMPUTERIZED SMART FORKS!!!!!

Yep….Your old eating utensils ain’t good enough anymore.

YOU NEED A HAPIFORK!!!

Relax…they only cost $99.00 EACH!!!!!

The HAPIFORK will measure how fast you eat…How much time elapses between each and every mouthful and…How many bites you take.

Right now, it has a USB connection so YOU CAN UPLOAD IT ALL TO YOUR COMPUTER or iPHONE but…

NEXT YEAR…

A BLUETOOTH VERSION WILL BE “ON THE MARKET.”

Bluetooth… WIRELESS…Which of course means there IS a possibility that…YOUR EATING HABITS COULD BE DIRECTLY UPLOADED TO…

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Friday Fume

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So friends…as Facebook tries their level best to clamp down on The National Patriot and our fellow CONSERVATIVE bloggers…We press on. We hope you will share the Friday Fume, our other articles and those of our great blogger friends found on our blog roll every day in conservative FB groups and with your friends.

It’s been another tough week but…WE’RE NOT GOING AWAY!!!

Our thanks too, to the Examiner, for running an article and looking into the FB matter yesterday…If we all stand together…WE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!

Now that I have THAT off my chest…It’s time to get down to the serious business of having some fun at the expense of socialists, liberals and the idiots who never fail to do the dumbest things.

Here we go…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…

Obama’s LAPDOG will still be fetching the Emperor’s HOUSE slippers for the next 2 years.

John Boehner, who has spent the last 2 years listing hard to port, has been reelected to the Speakers chair.

After the vote, Nancy Pelosi who again came in second, made her speech in which she…AGAIN…called our nation a DEMOCRACY!!!

Ummm…

WE’RE A REPUBLIC AND IF YA DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE…SHUT YOUR BOTOXED PIE HOLE!!!!!

Good grief.

Then of course, it was Boehner’s turn to speak.

HOW EMBARRASSING!!!!!

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