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Weekend Edition: A Degree in Intellectual Bankruptcy

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tnp eagleThis weekend, Vermont’s Goddard College, an asylum of higher indoctrination, squats to a new low as they will play the recorded words of cop killer Mumia Abu-Jamal at their commencement ceremony.

This piece of trash stood over Philadelphia Police Officer Daniel Faulkner in 1982 and emptied a gun into him. Abu-Jamal, then a member of the Black Panthers, has never denied doing it and never repented FOR doing it.

Here’s THE most disturbing part of the whole ‘Mumia as commencement speaker’ debacle…

It wasn’t the staff or the liberal/socialist elite who run the asylum who chose this murderer to be the speaker, to impart words of wisdom upon the assembled graduates…oh no…

According to the asylum’s interim president, one Bob Kenny…“As a reflection of Goddard’s individualized and transformational educational model, our commencements are intimate affairs where each student serves as her or his own valedictorian, and each class chooses its own speaker. Choosing Mumia as their commencement speaker, to me, shows how this newest group of Goddard graduates expresses their freedom to engage and think radically and critically in a world that often sets up barriers to do just that.”

That’s right…cop killer Mumia was chosen as this year’s commencement speaker by…the students…and if that doesn’t put the starch in your shorts to get you out to vote I a month…nothing will.

Let me explain…

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Chelsea has Foaled

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oy 1I would like to add a dose of reality to all the BS surrounding the hatching of Chelsea Clinton’s spawn….the left elite’s anointed royalty perfectly timed, by coincidence of course, to attempt to diminish attention to such as Benghazi and Fast and Furious, both of which were acts of treason and both of which have grandma Clinton’s ample ass prints all over them.

While celebrities and communists (but for the most part, I repeat myself) gush platitudes via socialist media…

I have a bit of something I would like to offer to the diapered distraction.

Welcome to the world Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky…you poor, destitute dependent on this year’s tax form.

There are a few things you need to know.

The world is a freakin’ mess and unfortunately you are, by birthright, predisposed to make it worse as you grow older.

Oh…YOU won’t suffer the effects that OTHERS suffer…YOU’RE a CLINTON. You’ll be taught to identify with the common people, to pretend to “feel their pain” but you won’t. You’ll be taught to CLAIM you don’t HAVE money or that HAVING money doesn’t MEAN anything to you and liberals will lap it up like a puddle on the soup kitchen floor.

There are some things you need to know regarding your DNA…

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Friday Fume

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fume 1Ahhhh…Another Friday.

We’ve reached the end of the week and the beginning of a 3 day weekend. I know you’re probably heading somewhere, to forget reality for a few days and, YOU, my Patriot friends deserve it.

LIBERALS on the other hand, are on a lifetime break from reality so THEY probably won’t even notive the long weekend.

Let’s ge5t it all started with a rather SNARKY look at the week that was. My friends and soon to be traveling Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Okay…for all you liberals out there that think socialism is the GREATEST thing since the invention of BEAN SPROUTS AND BIRKENSTOCKS…allow me to explain to you the law of diminishing returns.

A few years ago…citing bogus claims of “GLOBAL WARMING…the Republik of Kalifornia decided to make gas companies put in a whole bunch of additives…to make gas burn cleaner…and before too long…they had THE most expensive gas in the nation.

Well…people didn’t like that and, giving how Kalifornians LOVE to drive their cars…they started buying cars that get better MILEAGE.

Better mileage…less gas. Less gas…falling revenues from GAS TAXES.

DOH!!! What’s a socialist state to DO when BIG government is put on a diet???

They started RAISING the gas tax to make up for the shortfall.

What did the PEOPLE do in response? THEY started buying gas/electric HYBRIDS so as to use LESS gas.

Less gas…less revenue…

AGAIN!!!

So now…with the nation’s HIGHEST price per gallon and the nation’s SECOND highest GAS TAX…The REPUBLIK of KALIFORNIA is AGAIN facing a revenue shortfall and what’s their solution???tax 1

JACK UP THE TAX ON A GALLON OF GO JUICE BY ANOTHER .15 CENTS PER GALLON as of January 1st!!!

Happy freakin’ new year.

It seems Kaiforrnia needs more money for GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS and the new tax will pour about $2 BILLION DOLLARS into the manure spreader but this new tax hike isn’t just going to hurt those who drive around for the fun of it.

Businesses that DELIVER the goods ALL KALIFORNIANS buy and going to have to raise THEIR prices to compensate and then what happens? THE STORES THAT SELL THAT STUFF TO CONSUMERS WILL RAISE THEIR PRICES TO COMPENSATE FOR THE EXTRA COST OF GETTING THAT STUFF TO THE STORES IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

Ummmm…using the law of diminishing returns…that means people will drive less and buy less because of the higher cost of both and…cities AND the state will see MORE declining tax revenues because of it all.

Here’s just a wild idea for liberals…CUT THE SIZE OF GOVERNMENT AND QUITE SPENDING TAX DOLLARS ON GOVERNMENT ENTITIES THAT THINK THEY HAVE TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO COMBAT THE…WEATHER!!!

Fuming.

TAX 2And speaking of the law of diminishing returns…

THERE BE LIBERAL IDIOTS LIVIN’ IN FERGUSON MISSOURI!!!!!

Get this why don’t ya?

The very LOOTERS and DESTROYERS of businesses IN Ferguson are now all PISSED OFF because…so many businesses in Ferguson got…LOOTED AND DESTROYED!!!

Helloooooooooooooo?

They’re saying that “SOMEBODY need to come in an FIX dat crap…REBUILD dem businesses so people don’t has to go all a couple of miles to get to da WALMART or to get GAS or der’s gonna be HELL ta pay!!!”

Oh, don’t take MY word for it…See for YOURSELF!!!

Did that last guy REALLY say that if the owners of the stores that were looted and destroyed didn’t give…GIVE jobs to the very people who looted and destroyed them…THE LOOTING AND DESTRUCTION WOULD CONTINUE???TAX 3

What we’re dealing with here people, are the Valedictorians from the graduating class of the LIBERAL ASYLUM OF ABJECT STUPIDITY!!!

THIS…ladies and gentlemen…is why LIBERALS open WELFARE OFFICES instead of EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES…because their CLIENTS keep BURNING THE EMPLOYMENT AGENCIES TO THE DAMN GROUND and then demanding they still find them a job.

And you KNOW that twerp Governor in Missouri…Ray Nixon…is thinking…”SCREW GLOBAL WARMING…ya know…if we jack up the gas tax in this state…WE’D BE MAKING A MINT OFF THE MOLOTOV COCKTAILS!!!”

I’m fuming.

TAX 4And finally…

If the first two topics in today’s Friday Fume can be used as a guide…THIS segment should come as no surprise…

The DICTATOR,  fresh off his 2 week vacation to MARTHA’S GOLF COURSE…is getting ready for a trip to…ESTONIA AND WALES because, apparently they TOO have GOLF COURSES and they both play a HUGE roll in FOREIGN AFFAIRS but…he’s also warming up his PEN to CIRCUMVENT CONGRESS…AGAIN…AND FOLLOW THROUGH ON HIS UNCONSTITUTIONAL PROMISE TO…FIX IMMIGRATION!!!

Here’s the liberal insanity…

Because we have so MANY…ILLEGAL ALIENS HERE ALREADY…THE LIBERAL SOLUTION IS TO…BRING MORE OF THEM UP HERE!!!

It seems the ILLEGAL ALIENS squatting on U.S. SOIL just aren’t all ‘HAPPY, HAPPY, JOY, JOY’ with the freebies…cell phones…education…food stamps…housing…welfare and the like…so Obama is going to bring their…FAMILIES HERE TOO!!!

THEY’RE CALLING IT…FAMILY REUNIFICATION!!!!!TAX 5

We can’t have just PART of an ILLEGAL ALIEN family up here SUCKING THE SYSTEM DRY…WE GOTTA HAVE ALL THE BROTHERS, SISTERS, COUSINS, AUNTS AND UNCLES UP HERE TOO!!!

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT MILLIONS OF EXTRA Jose’s and Hose “B’s” RUNNING AMOK…AND THE REGIME HANDING OUT ALREADY FILLED IN DEMOCRAT VOTER REGISTRATION FORMS AND GREEN CARDS LIKE CANDY ON HALLOWEEN!!!

And there’s ol’ GOVERNOR MOONBEAM…OVER IN THE REPUBLIK OF KALIFORNIA…INTRODUCING MEXICAN PRESIDENT introducing Mexican President, ENRIQUE PINATA…TELLING THE ASSEMBLED CROWD…”IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE IN THE UNITED STATES…YOU’RE ALL WELCOME IN CALIFORNIA!!!”

Have you ever seen ILLEGAL ALIENS getting out of a car???

THERE’S LIKE 3 DOZEN OF THEM CLIMBIMG OUT MID-SIZE SEDAN!!!TAX 6

KALIFORNIA ISN’T GOING TO MAKE ANY MONEY OFF THEIR NEW GAS TAX IF MILLIONS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ARE GOING TO BE CAR POOLING LIKE THAT!!!

And if all the FREE CRAP isn’t enough to lure ILLEGAL ALIENS to KALIFORNIA…THE SCENERY IS…AFTER LAST WEEK’S EARTHQUAKE…NAPA VALLEY LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE GUATAMALA…ON A GOOD DAY!!!

And here’s the best part…

WHILE OBAMA IS MAKING SURE ALL THE FAMILY REUNIONS TAKE PLACE ON OUR SIDE OF WHAT USED TO BE A BORDER…HE IS REFUSING TO CLOSE THE BORDER SO…MORE AND MORE HALF A FAMILY OF ILLEGAL ALIENS WILL JUST KEEP COMING…FOLLOWED BY THE MILLIONS MORE OF THE REST OF THEIR FAMILIES but that gets me to thinking…

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE DAMN TERRORISTS POURING ACROSS THE RIO GRANDE???TAX 7

HELL…MAHMOUD ONLY SNUCK IN WITH 3 WIVES…HE’S GOT 11 MORE GARBAGE BAGGED BRIDAL BEAUTIES IN BUTTKRACKISTAN…LET’S BRING THEM ON OVER TOO WHY DON’T WE??? I’M SURE THEY’RE ALL WELCOME IN KALIFORNIA…FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH…THEY HAVEN’T BLOWN ANYTHING UP IN BURBANK YET!!!!!

Oh, I can just HEAR the excuse the liberals are gonna use…

“Well, we HAVE to bring em all here…to do the jobs American’s WON’T do.”

Like what exactly? SELLING BLACK VELVET PRAYER RUGS WITH AIR BRUSHED PAINTING OF THE BURQA MARY AND THE BABY ELVIS ON THEM or…SECURING OUR DAMN BORDER?????

My friends and fellow Patriots…Today IS Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!

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Midterm 2014 REAL Issues Spotlight – The Border

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ISS 1We are now just two short months away from an election which will set the course for the next two years. Midterm elections historically have much lower voter turnout than do general elections and that is exactly why, in this particular election, we need to come out to the polls.

Numbers are everything.

If your chosen candidate didn’t win his or her primary…get over it and vote for whoever is on the ballot with an “R” behind their name. It may be a RINO, an establishment GOP candidate or someone with whom you don’t agree 50% of the time but believe me, we can hold them accountable much more easily than we can a liberal.

Today, in a nutshell, we’ll be looking at yet another of the REAL issues upon which we MUST focus if we have any hope whatsoever of starting to turn this ship around…

The border and our national security.

Right now…not because of any social issue…not because of any particular religious affiliation…we have neither a southern border not national security because of it.

It is directly because of the policies of the current LIBERAL regime and the liberal ideology…

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Robin Williams – Yes…He’s Still Dead…

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rw 2BREAKING NEWS!!!

THIS JUST IN!!!

ROBIN WILLIAMS IS STILL DEAD yet despite the fact that he is, indeed, dead and has remained so for nearly 24 hours…

Our national debt has not dropped and remains in the $18 TRILLION dollar neighborhood…

Lois Lerner’s emails have yet to be found…

There has been NO justice for Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty or Tyrone Woods…

All manner of ILLEGAL ALIENS, some carrying infectious diseases are STILL pouring across our border and for that matter…so too are terrorists from barbaric Muslim countries.

WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE CONTINUED DEATH OF ROBIN WILLIAMS WITH MORE BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THE SUSTAINED DEATH OF ROBIN WILLIAMS…

Robin Williams remains, at this hour, dead…however…

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Obama’s Policies Have UNIONS Seeing RED!!

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screw 1Okay…from the lips of liberals…

Conservatives are obstructionists. WE are the racists…the jobs killers and the reason the economy sucks out loud. Liberals love to claim that Conservatives comprise the “do nothing congress” and Obama stands there last week in Kansas City chiding US to “come on…come on now, let’s get things done.”

Meanwhile, on the back shelves of Harry Reid’s liberal/socialist controlled senate…

Some 356 bills…PASSED by the House…are collecting dust because Reid himself refuses to bring them to a vote.

OF those 356 bills…

98% were passed with bipartisan support…200 of them were passed unanimously by the ENTIRE house without a single objection from the liberals ensconced there…and more than 100 others were passed with 75% of house DEMOCRATS supporting them.

40 of those bills would directly help lower unemployment and many of them offer assistance to the “more than 3.4 million workers between the ages of 20 and 59″ missing from our labor force.”

There they sit…356 bills, including a border bill passed just last Friday…on Harry Reid’s desk because Reid himself refuses to have them brought up for a vote.

And Lois Lerner thinks that CONSERVATIVES are the ASSHOLES???

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Friday Fume

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fume 1It’s never a matter of what to write for the Fume…quite the opposite in fact.

The HARD part is narrowing it DOWN but if we can’t find a way to laugh at liberal insanity…we’ll all go screaming into the night.

It’s been a rough week folks so, let’s dive right in…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

So, this is interesting…and telling.

Members of our military are reporting that they were told not to eat or drink…in front of Muslims…during the month of Ramadan.

SERIOUSLY???

Apparently, Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong is the month of FASTING for TERRORIST BARBARIANS and according to Bridge Commander Col. Kevin Glasz, while THEY observe fasting…WE must observe…POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!

According to an email from Glasz to the troops…“This is a period of great personal restraint and commitment in addition to renewed focus on worship. I’d like to encourage you to learn just a little more about this religion, but more importantly, I’m asking you to be considerate and do not consume food or drink in front of our Muslim colleagues; it is a simple, yet respectful action.”

Let me try to put this in terms this BRASS ASS might understand…

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This is What Happens When Judges READ the Bill

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ka 1One of the key selling points employed by Obamacare snake oil salesmen was SUBSIDIES!!!

“STEP RIGHT UP…GET YOUR SUBSIDIES HERE!!! THIS WILL CURE WHATEVER AILS YOU…OBAMACARE…THE MIRACLE ELIXIR WITH A SECRET INGREDIENT…SUBSIDIES!!!”

To liberals, that meant something for nothing.

To those with a working brain cell…it meant $1 TRILLION DOLLARS of AMERICAN TAXPAYER MONEY as part of THE largest tax increase in American history.

Yesterday, 2 federal courts offered up two opposite opinions on that spoon full of sugar-coated crap in the Kool Aid pitcher.

Let’s take the second opinion first.

The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, hearing a case challenging the subsidies related to those who somehow managed to sign up for socialism on that malfunctioning Obamacare federal website and THEY found that the subsidies were A-ok and upheld the federal government’s ability to give your tax dollars to the something for nothing crowd.

Now…the first court decision from yesterday…

A three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia ruled 2-1 that those subsidies, to be paid to the something for nothings who signed up on the federal site are null and void.

Oh my, what are we gonna do NOW?

Well, according to the lone dissenter from the DC Court of appeals…“This case is about Appellants’ not-so-veiled attempt to gut the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (‘ACA’).”

Hmmmmm…

Not so fast there Judge Panties-in-a Wad…

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We the People vs They the Politicians

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rino 1Welcome to the new normal?

If this be normal, I want no part of it.

We are now but three and a half months from an election that could at best, start to turn the ship around toward calmer waters but it seems some, both elected by the right as well as those who elect the right are bound and determined to scuttle our last chance to slow the decline of what used to be the greatest nation on earth.

What we have today is one party hell bent on defending the dismantling of our nation and the other, content to sit on their hands while it happens.

Shame on the GOP for staunchly backing those who would do nothing in the face of tyranny. Boehner, Ryan, McConnell, Graham, McCain, Rand Paul, King and the list from the right side of the aisle goes on….gutless, spineless wonders all….too comfortable in their cushy seats of power to take a stand…lacking the balls to speak out except against those who adhere to their oaths.

Welcome to the new normal?

Up is down, wrong is right. The more absurd the policy the more vigorously it will be defended by the Kool Aid slurping liberals and the more common sense the solution to the problem, the more it will be decried by the left.

From our stagnant and declining economy to our rapidly rising national debt…from Obama’s betrayal of our Constitution to his treasonous activities abroad…the race is on to see who claims the precious, the ring and all that goes with it first. Will the caliphate solidify before the invaders take America or will it be the other way around?

Obama doesn’t give a damn which means he’s either so mentally disturbed that he now lacks the ability to recognize any iota of reality or…

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