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Liberal BS and the Farting Cows of Doom

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

The liberal agenda is all BS. 100 percent, absolute, undeniable bullcrap…and I believe that I can prove it.

Honestly, I don’t give a happy damn what plank from their agenda you care to bring up…I can show you how liberals have taken both sides of the issue when it suits them…and many times, they take both sides at the same time.

Sure it’s tricky. You have to be accomplished, pathological liars to do it. You have to be the absolute definition of hypocritical to pull it off, and you must, and I mean MUST have no shame…but we’re talking about liberals here so…

It goes without saying that liberals hate President Trump, and they hate Conservatives who support President Trump. Liberals also hate opinions that not fall into line with their own opinions.

Liberals hate religion, law enforcement, guns…people who own guns and large sodas.

The list of things liberals hate is far too long to compile here, but suffice it to say…liberals are indeed a hateful bunch and yet, they portray themselves as…

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Damn the Roses…This is the Socialist Derby

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

AND…they’re off…in more ways than one.

The liberal’s horse race for the White House is under way. Let’s call it the Socialist Derby and issue an immediate apology to the great state of Kentucky for purloining their moniker.

The problem is, all the liberal horses are running backwards. Have you ever seen a horse running backwards? It’s awkward, to say the least, and amusing at best. What it amounts to is watching one horse’s ass trying to get out front of the rest of the horses asses to see which horse’s ass can get to the glue factory last.

It’s not much fun for the horses…it’s gonna be sad for liberals who have their bets placed…but it’s gonna be a hoot for we spectators on the right side of the bleachers.

To fully understand the nature of this race, we’ll have to size up just a few of the horses asses in the running. Trust me…there are simply too many horses asses in this race to deal with all of them…which would require writing a book rather than an article, and I just don’t have time to write a book so let’s start with…

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The Case for the Wall – Exhibit A

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Just imagine having elected leaders standing in front of a bank of American flags telling the nation that they are opposed to protecting and defending not only our nation, but the American people.

You don’t have to imagine it…it happened.

Just six years ago, Nancy Pelosi supported the building of 700 miles of border wall, and she was not alone. Far from it in fact.

Back then, congressional democrats were nearly unanimous in their support of such a wall.

Six short years ago, while Hussein Obama occupied the Oval Office, no less than Chuckles Schumer and Dickie Durbin had THIS to say regarding 700 miles of border wall…“Not later than 180 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary [of Homeland Security] shall establish . . . the ‘Southern Border Fencing Strategy,’ to identify where 700 miles of fencing (including double-layer fencing) . . . should be deployed along the Southern border.”

Oh, my…

That was in relation to the Gang of 8 bill which also made something else quite clear…

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Crap We Learned in 2018

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Okay…its 2019…a new year full of new possibilities and new opportunities, and it’s time to look back at some of the crap we learned in 2018.

While liberals continue to pee themselves over Hillary’s loss in 2016, and spew their socialist collective hatred at President Trump, and at Conservatives…desperately trying to take both down…we Conservatives continue to wallow about in all the winning our country is experiencing.

The real difference between liberals and Conservatives as we begin a new year, is nothing new…as Conservatives, we love our country…liberals don’t…and while we actually learn from things related to last year…liberals just never seem to get a grip on reality.

So…here we go…crap we learned last year…

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It’s an Invasion, Not a Caravan

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By Craig Andresen and Diane Sori / Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

We’ve always known an October surprise would be coming…a surprise orchestrated by the Democrats who are desperate for something…for anything…to turn the midterms expected “Red Tide” blue. And now lo and behold a walking mass of humanity suddenly appears out of nowhere all in an attempt to force President Trump into a corner…a corner they hope he cannot escape from unscathed…damned forever by the media for whatever he does or does not do.

And that October surprise was an “invasion”…a caravan the media calls it…a caravan that is anything but. Started in Honduras and being joined by mostly young men from El Salvador, Guatemala, Nicaragua, and now being reported a scattering of Middle Eastern young men too, know that all those walking to our border are anything but refugees. And why…because a “refugee” is defined as, “a person who has been forced to leave their country in order to escape war, persecution, or natural disaster,” and an “asylum seeker” is someone defined as, “a person who has left their home country as a political refugee and is seeking asylum in another.”

Liberals would have us believe that those who make up the caravan currently heading for the U.S. border are a collection of “refugees” and “asylum seekers,” but that is far from the truth. What is heading our way by the thousands…and with a second wave now being formed…is an “invasion”…and there are stark ways to tell the difference. Continue reading →

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Circus Cannons, Guatermelons and the Law

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

How anyone can be 6 feet, 8 inches tall and exist without a spine is quite beyond my comprehension, but somehow James Comey is still walking upright, so one can suppose it is possible.]

Late last week, the backboneless coward Comey traveled to Ireland and let loose his truest feelings regarding the United States when he told a crowd that upon entering the Emerald Isle, he and his wife wanted to tell customs that they were from Canada, because…and I’ll quote the giant invertebrate here…

“My wife and I were joking, not really joking; we wanted to tell the people on the customs line coming here that we were Canadian. And we were joking but it’s funny because it reveals a truth: I’m ashamed.”

Naturally, Comey was talking about the policy of separating illegal alien kids from their illegal alien parents at our southern border, and he added…

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A Simple Solution for Illegals and Liberals

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

According to a 1997 legal settlement, DHS could detain unaccompanied children captured at the border for only 20 days before releasing them to foster families, shelters or sponsors, pending resolution of their immigration cases.

That was expanded through other court rulings to include both unaccompanied and accompanied children.

Then, in 2008, the William Wilberforce Trafficking Victims Protection Reauthorization Act required…that’s REQUIRED unaccompanied minors from countries other than Mexico and Canada to be placed in the care of the Office of Refugee Resettlement, or relatives in the U.S., while they go through removal proceedings.

That legal settlement, and that Act are at the center of what liberals are now decrying as the inhumane separation of illegal alien kids from their illegal alien parents and naturally…

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A Caravan of Broken Liberal Dreams

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Over the past week or so, a “caravan” of “immigrants” has been making its way from Central America, through Mexico, towards the United States, which has brought about a twitterstorm from President Donald Trump, as one might well expect.

Before I get into the nuts and bolts of it…let me first explain who is unabashedly behind this thing.

It just happens to be some group that calls itself, Pueblo Sin Fronteras, or, in English…People Without Borders. That, of course begs the question…just what in the hell does this group believe in aside from no borders?

Well…

Here’s their mission statement…

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Hillary’s Paul Revere Moment

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING…THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

That, according to the current wife of Monica Lewinski’s former boyfriend who, in a tweet on February 28th had her very own Paul Revere moment when she took to social media to proclaim…

“I say this as a former Secretary of State and as an American: the Russians are still coming. Our intelligence professionals are imploring Trump to act. Will he continue to ignore & surrender, or protect our country?”

In Revere’s case, it was one if by land, two if by sea…in Hillary’s case, one can suppose instead of lanterns in an old church steeples…its interns under Bill’s desk.

First of all…oh, really?

Second of all…oh, good grief….

And third off…

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The Cure for Liberal Conundrum Syndrome

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Personally, I am so glad that I’m a Conservative. There are so many, many reasons for my state of giddiness over it I hardly know where to begin, but I suppose one of the main reasons for my glee, is that I don’t suffer from a particular mental illness that afflicts a growing number of liberals.

To be certain, it’s reaching epidemic status, and I’m reasonably sure that the Centers for Disease control are trying to work up a vaccine to ward it off…but…judging by their success rate in combating the flu…

I’m not holding my breath.

Anyway…

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