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The Obamacare Café – Eat What You’re TOLD to Eat

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America was promised that the Obamacare website would be fixed, up and running by November 30th, 2013.

Kathleen Sebelius TOLD congress that it WOULD be fixed. She TOLD them it would be DONE…By November 30th, 2013.

THAT, of course, was before Kathleen Sebelius told America that the Obamacare website would be running at 80% by November 30th, 2013.

80%…According to Sebelius and the Obama administration was their definition of…SUCCESS.

So…80% by November 30th but…THAT was before Sebelius told America that users OF the website would have a much better experience on December 1st on that Obamacare website  than they had when it rolled out on October 1st, 2013.

So…

We went from the greatest thing since sliced cheese before the October roll out to…”We’ll have it fixed” by November 30th, 2013 soon AFTER the October 1st roll out to…”We’ll have it running at 80% by November 30th and THAT will be a SUCCESS to…”WELL…You’ll have a better experience with the Obamacare website on December 1st than you did on October 1st.”

Here we are…Today is December 2nd, 2013 and how’s that Obamacare website doing?

In FACT…It’s working at 0% right now and this obtuse administration is claiming some element of success for that.

No…I did NOT miss a keystroke. I typed in 0% and I MEANT…

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Weekend Edition: Twas the Night Before Obamacare

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So…According to the Dictator…

“This holiday season, millions of Americans have a chance to get quality, affordable health insurance—many for the first time. If you have family members who are uninsured, you can play a big part in helping them find coverage that works for them. It might not always seem like it, but your family listens to you. So have the talk.”

Really?

Yes…Obama wanted you to talk to those gathered around your Thanksgiving table about…Obamacare.

He even suggested the things your holiday guests should bring to the feast.

No…Not cranberry sauce or that green bean casserole with the crunchy onion rings on top.

Here were his suggested side dishes for the main meal of Obamacare.

  1. Your Social Security Number
  2. Information about your employer and income— either a pay stub or a copy of your most recent W-2 tax form
  3. If you currently have health insurance, you’ll need your health insurance card or paperwork that includes a health policy number

Ummmmm…

Why not have your friends and family just bring a steaming HAGGIS???

But wait…There was more…

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How Liberals Would LIKE to Revise Thanksgiving

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We all know the basics of the story of the first Thanksgiving.

We know of the Pilgrims, their friendship with the Indians and how they came together at a feast to celebrate the first successful harvest.

But…

What if the story were written TODAY using LIBERAL mentality and a COMMON CORE approach to what liberals and socialists must surely see as THE most politically INCORRECT story of America’s history ever told?

Oh…How the story would change.

First of all…The Mayflower.

The ship that carried 102 Pilgrims to the new world would be HERALDED by the liberals for using WIND POWER and the Pilgrims CHAMPIONED for being GREENIES!!!

It’s not like they had a choice for had it been available in 1620…The Pilgrims would have CERTAINLY foregone the grueling 66 day journey for a 4 or 5 day cruise in a ship belching smoke and throwing the leftovers from each day’s all you can snarf buffet…overboard.

Next…

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Barack HUSSEIN Obama – Islam’s TROJAN HORSE!!!

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When you look at a number of Obama quotes, there are some things that should come as no surprise.

 “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

“Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

“These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

“I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”

“Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”

Need I continue?

Yes…I believe, to make the point crystal clear…I do.

“That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

“Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”

“Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”

Are you starting to get the picture?

Maybe THESE quotes will help…

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Obama “DEALS” Israel to the Brink of War

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The die has been cast.

Saturday night, Obama announced the signing of a “deal” with Iran that he claims will slow down Iran’s nuclear dreams and one that will lead to a permanent, rather than a 6 month deal.

BULLCRAP!!!

This “DEAL” is nothing but a speeding UP of Iran’s ambition to destroy Israel and Obama knows it.

In this “DEAL” Iran will reap BILLIONS of dollars…from the United States and and the European Union and all they have to do is “promise” to behave themselves.

They will be allowed to CONTINUE their uranium enrichment program and there is only 1 reason for them to want to enrich uranium past 3.5%…

TO BUILD A NUCLEAR WEAPON and, there is only 1 reason IRAN wants a nuclear weapon…

TO USE IT AGAINST ISRAEL!!!

Short of preemptive strikes against Iran, which should have been carried out YEARS ago, sanctions against the terror sponsoring Islamic nation shout have been TIGHTENED to the point of STRANGULATION…NOT eased back.

According to Obama, congress should not be considering increased sanctions because, “doing so would derail this promising first step, alienate us from our allies, and risk unraveling the coalition that enabled our sanctions to be enforced in the first place.”  

By this “DEAL,” Iran is “required” to neutralize its stockpile of near 20 percent enriched uranium, and halt progress on its enrichment capacity and not enrich any more uranium over 5 percent.

They will NOT adhere to this but…

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Weekend Edition: Oprah and The Racists Within

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Oprah suddenly injected herself into the race baiting fray last week when, in an interview for the BBC, she stated, “Just the level of disrespect. When the senator yelled out, ‘You’re a liar.’ Remember that? Yeah, I think that there is a level of disrespect for the office that occurs, and that occurs in some cases, and maybe even many cases, because he’s African-American.”

 “Of course, the problem is not solved. As long as there are people who still, there’s a whole generation – I say this, you know, I said this, you know, for apartheid South Africa, I said this for my own, you know, community in the South – there are still generations of people, older people, who were born and bred and marinated in it, in that prejudice and racism, and they just have to die.”

A WHOLE GENERATION in the south, born and bred and marinated in prejudice and racism and…THEY JUST HAVE TO DIE???

Oprah is either advocating the KILLING of old white people in the south or…She is saying that through old age attrition, racism will end when they die off of natural causes.

Either way, Oprah is 100% wrong and, wrong on so many levels it is mind-boggling.

First of all…She is a member, whether she chooses to accept reality or not, of THE party of American racism.

Oprah is a democrat and the democrat party encompasses racism in America.

Here are just SOME of the things liberals do NOT want you to know…

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Friday Fume

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Well…HERE’S a bit of LIBERAL/SOCIALIST WISDOM for ya…

Over in AMSTERDAM…It seems they have a problem with DRUNKS IN THE STREETS so…

THEY ARE PAYING THEM TO CLEAN UP THE STREETS…$13 BUCKS…A HOT MEAL AND…FIVE BEERS A DAY!!!!!

Sounds like a JOB OPPORTUNITY for that CRACK SMOKING MAYOR OF TORONTO…Doesn’t it???

Paula Deen called the guy who robbed her…20 YEARS AGO…a racist slur and now SHE has to live in a cave in Bolivia while…OPRAH SAYS ALL THE OLD WHITE PEOPLE SOUTH OF THE MASON/DIXON LINE HAVE TO DIE AND…4 DAYS LATER…SHE GETS THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM!!!

And…Scientists have found evidence of THE oldest life-form on earth…A 3.5 BILLION year old bacteria.

They’re calling it the…HARRIUM REIDUM DUMB-DUMB BACTERIUM!!!

It’s Friday friends and Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Ummmmm….

Last week I gave you the idiot from PERU who married a TREE in ARGENTINA…Well…

Now we have word of ANOTHER marriage and…ANOTHER IDIOT!!!

It seem that Linda Ducharme has married the love of her life over the last 30 years.

Bruce…

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JFK’s Presidency – An Unearned Legacy of Greatness

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Tomorrow, it will have been 50 years since the assassination of John F. Kennedy and, the 50th anniversary of the conspiracy theories surrounding that event.

There is no end to the man on the grassy knoll, shooter on another roof, mob, Russian, Cuban, conspiracies.

There is even the line of thought that Kennedy was ACCIDENTALLY killed by a SECRET SERVICE newbie in the car BEHIND the presidential limo.

The idea that a little worm like Oswald did it on his own just doesn’t sit well with some people and, many people are 100% sure THEY know who “REALLY” killed Kennedy even though they have no real evidence or proof.

At this point, 50 years down range, we may never know for certain whether it was or wasn’t Oswald and the fact that HE was killed before any trial or answers came about only adds to the conspiracies.

So be it.

This isn’t about who delivered the bullet.

This is about who TOOK it that day, November 22, 1963 on a street in Dallas.

More to the point…

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Obamacare – Make No Mistake…The WORLD is Watching

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Fallout from Obama’s man-made disaster, Obamacare, is not limited to those Americans being cancelled by their insurance carriers.

The fallout is not limited to the economy.

It’s not limited to the white house or the liberal/socialist party or agenda either.

There is fallout that nobody is talking about and the ramifications of it are dire.

Dire to national security and dire to international security as well.

And, to be certain, the fallout is not just from Obamacare as Obamacare is nothing more than a microcosm of the real problem.

The problem is trust.

Obama doesn’t have it. His polls are falling by the day as more and more Americans are waking up to the fact that he is unworthy of trust but the polls don’t show the whole story.

For 5 long years, Obama and his administration have been plagued by what HE has called…”PHONY SCANDALS” and while you can fool some of the people SOME of the time, we know that one can’t fool ALL of the people ALL of the time.

Our allies, around the world have been watching.

As the NSA was spying on THEM…

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Obamacare and Benghazi Now Have Liberals at DEFCON 2

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Everywhere you look, liberals are melting down.

They’re losing their collective minds and one is left to wonder which is more devastating to the socialist left…That they have been ensnared in their own web lies or…That the Tea Party has been right about Obamacare all along?

One by one, any liberal that has invested their flagging  credibility in Obamacare…Runs toward the nearest microphone to deliver what can only be described as…BULLCRAP…to try and salvage their hopes for 2014.

Lies, to cover the lies that covered OTHER lies about the BIG lie…Obamacare.

Before I tell you why I think there may be more to it than astounding desperation…Let’s have a surface-scratching look at what’s been going on out there in the Obamanation of liberal/socialist nightmares.

Last Friday, in a press conference, Nancy Pelosi responded to an Obamacare question with THIS bit of absolute denial…

“Did I ever tell my constituents that if they like their plan they could keep it? I would have if I’d ever met anybody who liked his or her plan, but that was not my experience.”

Really?

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