Life’s a Bitch, Princess…Deal With It

By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

deal-1It’s high time I deliver a quaint message to one particular group of individuals, and to be perfectly honest, I don’t give a happy damn whose fragile feelings I hurt in the process.

I’m talking about those quivering, gelatinous puddles of liberal goo in our universities and colleges who despite seeking a higher education, just can’t handle reality.

If, for the last week or so, you’ve been curled up in the fetal position, sobbing and unshowered, wadding and unwadding globs of Play Dough and your soiled panties, blowing bubbles when you aren’t drooling and wondering why your specifically assigned therapy puppy won’t give you the time of day…it’s because your parents failed.

They brought you up to believe that somehow, you were more special than you ever really were. They told you that no matter how bad you were at something…you were great at it. They managed to convince you that you were their little princess whether you peed standing up or sitting down and they told you that you were always going to be able to have whatever you wanted.

Your parents were abject failures, but they aren’t the only abject failures in your young lives because your teachers lied to you.

That’s right…

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Spokane NAACP President Going Incognegro

By Craig Andresen – The National Patriot and Right Side Patriots on cprworldwidemedia.net

whi 1Have you seen the creepy-ass cracker in Spokane who is heading up the local chapter of the NAACP? I would just shake my head if it wasn’t par for the liberal course.

First…we had Elizabeth Warren pretending to be an American Indian…a Cherokee I believe it was, when in fact, the closest she has ever come is riding in a JEEP Cherokee.

Then…there’s Bruce Jenner who says HE’S a woman…people are tripping all over themselves to refer to him as SHE and ESPN is giving HIM an award for courage of all things. Look…I can PROVE that HE is not a SHE and I don’t even need a scientific genetic profile to do it…

Were HE…a SHE…than why has HIS speaker fee gone UP by 400% rather than DOWN to 78% of what it used to be before he went out and bought some boobs?

Next up on the down side…

Jeb Bush, Chris Christie and John Boehner ALL say that THEY are…

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Weekend Edition: Benghazi – 4 Heroes and 15 Cowards

Of all the despicable things.

Of all the unfeeling and undeniably Un-American things…What took place, last Thursday in the House Oversight Committee was both inexplicable and unconscionable.

As the Father of Tyrone Woods and the mother of Sean Smith came before the committee, 15 of the 17 democrats on the committee…GOT UP AND WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM!!!

That’s right…as 2 of the parents of the 4 Americans murdered in the terrorist attacks in Benghazi came to the table to speak and pose their concerns…

All but 2 of the democrats on the committee…stood and walked out of the room.

 HOW DARE THEY!!!!!

It was an act so cold and so callous as to usually be reserved for thugs, street criminals and the world’s despots who routinely ignore the plight of their victims and I’m not at all sure the 15 fleeing liberals last Thursday don’t fit neatly into that subhuman conglomeration of filth.

There is no need to try and imagine it.

It happened.

15 representatives of the people, stood and walked out when 2 citizens, thrust into the spotlight by circumstances well beyond their control, approached the committee to testify.

Here is a list of those democrats and, by clicking on each name, you can find their contact information.

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Friday Fume

So…Just because I took a few days off to make a road trip doesn’t mean I haven’t been paying attention to the corruption and absurd behavior of our socialist/communist KNOT-HEADED “leadership” in Washington.

There was any NUMBER of things I COULD have taken on today and WAS going to take on but…Then it happened.

Yesterday…

The DICTATOR started DRONING on about DRONING and after nearly an HOUR…Made SUCH a DESPERATE and TRANSPARENT summation that I simply could NOT believe my EARS…

Or his for that matter!!

How ANYBODY could have ears THAT BIG and NOT hear the sound of his own demise COMING AT HIM LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN is beyond me.

Well Patriots…Gather round. I’m BACK…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well…

GOD’S GIFT TO NATIONAL SECURITY and our GREAT PROTECTOR…

BARACK HUSSEIN ASSHAT OBAMA…lectured us all about HIS TRANSPARENCY REGARDING DRONONG the enemy…WHETHER OR NOT THEY’RE AMERICANS…and his INSIGHTFUL vision for how to deal with FUTURE TERRORIST ATTACKS which, before the election…

HAD ALREADY BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

“AL QUEAD’S DEAD AND GM IS ALIVE!!!!!”

Can somebody…ANYBODY…tell me what he’s campaigning for NOW???

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Weekend Edition: Oh…You’re OFFENDED???

If you’re intolerant of those who refuse to open their minds to the extent their brains fall out…If YOU are easily offended on behalf of others when you, yourself have nothing to be offended over…If you walk into a room and count the number of people who look like YOU vs those who DON’T and, if YOU think everybody should think the way YOU do because YOUR ideology is for “INTELLECTUALS…”

YOU are an INTOLERANT, INANE, OFFENSIVE, RACIST MORON.

I’ll also bet you’re a registered Democrat who ascribes to the idiot-ology of socialism.

If I’ve offended you already…GOOD…You deserve to be.

I’ve checked…

I’ve read it over and over again.

I have consulted specialists.

I have studied it 8 ways from Sunday and guess what?

There is NOTHING…

ANYWHERE in our Constitution that says that YOU nor I for that matter…

Have the right to NOT be offended.

Suck it up cupcake…YOU’RE NOT THAT SPECIAL!!!!!

If you see a cross, an image of Jesus, a nativity scene or a hear a prayer and you don’t subscribe to Christianity…

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Weekend Edition: Newtown CT – Idyllic, Horrific, Courageous

I have never been to Newtown Connecticut…Never even heard of it until last Friday.

In my mind, I can picture it now. I have no idea how accurate my mind’s eye might be but, let me share it with you.

Last Thursday…

Newtown Connecticut was the 21st century equivalent to a Norman Rockwell painting.

It’s mid-December. The colorful leave have fallen, been raked up and taken away but, the sky is a vivid blue.

Newtown, last Thursday, was a clean small town full of cheer.

It’s a place where the owners of stores and shops unlock the door in the morning and those owners work behind the counters during the day. Owners, not managers or corporate employees. Owners who hire their friend’s kids to work after school or on weekends.

Newtown Connecticut…A place where everybody in town actually KNOWS the Mayor and the Mayor knows everybody in town whether or not they voted for him.

Last Thursday, in Newtown, it didn’t matter where you went…To the market, the salon, a bakery or the gas station, the same questions would be asked.

“How are you this morning?”

“What can I get for you this afternoon?

“Are you going to the school concert tonight?”

The concert…

Everybody ALWAYS went to the Christmas concert at the school. That’s where the Sandy Hook Elementary School 4th graders performed.

When Norman Rockwell painted Saturday Evening Post covers, there may have been a few photos taken before or after such a concert but today…cell phone videos are made by almost everybody in the audience.

The audience…

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