The Dictator’s Diaper is Full of Obamacrap

The Dictator and his regime just keep rolling merrily along, telling their subjects that all is well and Obamacare is the greatest thing since the invention of the banana republic.

They had to bribe members of their own party to pass it…They couldn’t allow anyone, of either party, to READ it before they passed it…The Vice Dictator called it a “BIG F***ING DEAL” and on and on and on.

The Dictator and his minions have often decried the attempts to repeal it.

42 times, they say, those opposed to socialism have tried to repeal the disaster and, every time they try, the Dictator scolds them and his useful idiots parrot the castigations.

It’s “THE LAW OF THE LAND” they keep telling US, the lowly ingrates who just can’t get it through our patriotically thick heads that the GOVERNMENT is far, FAR better suited to mandate TO us that which is better FOR us than WE might decide for ourselves.

“THE LAW OF THE LAND” has just been altered, again, by the Dictator.

No need for congress…

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Friday Fume

How ‘bout that State of the Union speech, huh?

In Egypt, when a guy wins a “DEMOCRATIC” election and then, declares himself the DICTATOR…The OPPOSITION PARTY has him ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL!!!

Over here…The opposition party offers a trio of rebuttals and then goes on a retreat.

In Orange County California…Police served a search warrant…5 MONTHS AFTER NEIGHBORS REPORTED A STENCH COMING FROM A HOUSE…SO BAD IT MADE THEM PUKE…And found a TEACHER living amongst approximately…450 SNAKES AND RATS…MANY OF WHICH WERE DEAD WITH THE LIVES ONES CANABALIZING THE DEAD ONES!!!

Sounds like the assembled audience at the  SOTU but only stinking half as bad.

AND…

It’s Super Bowl week and we now know why the Falcons went 4 and 12 last year.

They knew the big game was set for NEW JERSEY in FEBRUARY and…

THEY WERE AFRAID THERE MIGHT BE 2 INCHES OF SNOW!!!

Patriots and friends…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

And then…There were 3…Heading for the elected socialists retirement VILLAGES, where they can relax, play golf and REAP THE REWARDS OF BEING CAREER A-HOLES!!!

That’s right…

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From a Constitutional to Banana Republic

Tuesday evening, the Dictator delivered his State of Future Mandates speech to a 60% ungrateful nation.

Don’t they realize what the remaining 40% who approve of his highness have embraced?

BIG GOVERNMENT is WORKING in their minds.

There are now more people collecting welfare than ever before.

Big government works.

There are more Americans than ever utilizing food stamps.

Big government works.

More and more Americans have applied for and received disability compensation than ever before and, it doesn’t even matter whether or not they actually need it.

Big government works.

More Americans have been thrown off the health insurance plans they had and, would have liked to have kept, than have signed up for the propagandized, “BETTER” and more “AFFORDABLE” Obamacare and, of those who have signed up, the overwhelming majority are those signing up for expanded Medicaid along with those Americans who are older and more in need of healthcare than those who are young, healthy and NECESSARY to carry the financial burden.

Big…Government…

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Obama’s SOTU – Doin’ the American Hustle!!!

Obama was the star of his own show and a legend in his own mind.

Last night’s State of Dismay speech clearly put a fine point on THAT bit of narcissism wrapped in union, butt-kissing flattery.

With nods to manufacturing, education and job training, Obama laid out yet another agenda to keep that tingle running up the union leg.

He announced that, with a stroke of his mighty pen, he has increased SOME federal contract worker’s minimum wages to $10.10 per hour.

Whoopty-doo.

Do you have ANY idea how many people will benefit from THAT???

In a world where the government contracts out more than $700 MILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS for a website that doesn’t work…Neither do I but…If can get me the line item on the number of illegals “hired” to replace the toilet paper in the little nerds room…WE’LL BOTH KNOW!!!

He announced, with arrogance, that under his guidance the economy is getting better.

If by “better” he meant at a stagnant growth rate of 2.2%…

Naturally, the applause from the left side of my SOTU surround sound speakers was…

Sickening.

Applauding 2.2% as a growing economy is akin to giving a gold medal to whoever comes in last during the upcoming  4 man Olympics bobsled run.

The truth of the economy is that it sucks and it’s not getting any better.

Unemployment down to 6.7%???

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Friday Fume

Yet another week of obtuse liberal/socialist insanity is in the books and history will not treat it kindly.

I, on the other hand, will treat it with every last ounce of due respect it deserves.

The morons.

We’ll dispense with the quick hits this week and just…DIVE RIGHT IN to the SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL…THE LIBERAL END!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Did ya hear about Wendy Davis…Texas’ own Abortion Barbie?

It seems a while back she was telling her life story during a Texas fillybuster.

FILLYBUSTER…

Its TEXAS…What do want for nothing?

Anyway…

As it turns out…If she wrote down THAT version of the Wendy Davis story…YOU WOULD FIND IT IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!

Having been caught fabricating her past…The overjoyed-at-the-notion-of-on-demand-abortion Davis, tried to calm the waters that are pulling her political career down the toilet by EXPLAINING that she might have…STRETCHED the truth a little.

That’s like saying CHRIS CHRISTIE STRETCHED THE WAISTBAND OF…

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The Obamacare Collapse – Right on Target

Obamacare.

The mandate that just keeps on giving.

It’s time to take a more serious look at something that, were it not so serious, would be seriously funny.

Honestly, I don’t know a better way to put it.

Let’s start with this.

Over the weekend, yet another delay was announced in that the provision of Obamacare preventing companies from showing favoritism, by supplying their top officers better insurance packages than they do to those in the mail room, has been delayed for another year.

The reason claimed to be behind it, is that the IRS…The Gestapo behind enforcing the mandate…Hasn’t written that particular regulation…yet.

Oh really?

How long have they had to put crayon to wall paint over there at the IRS?

4 years?

And have you SEEN the tower of the abuse of power otherwise known as, the Obamacare regulations???

There are more than 80 THOUSAND of them and the tower is more than 7 feet tall.

They haven’t WRITTEN that mandate yet even though they KNEW that the deadline FOR it was March of 2014 so now, it’s been delayed…

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Dear Obamacareocrats – It SUCKS to be YOU!!!

Dear Liberals, Socialists…Obamacareocrats All,

Hi.

Obamacare…

You remember Obamacare, don’t you?

It hasn’t written a book and there’s no bridge attached to it but…It’s a “BIG F***ING DEAL” according to Joe Biden.

Yeah…THAT Obamacare.

The numbers are starting to trickle in and, if you happen to be an Obamacareocrat, it sucks to be you today.

We, as Conservatives, hate to say “we told you so” but…

We did…You know it and….We were spot on again.

Guess who’s been signing up for socialism?

Here’s a hint…It’s not the Red Bull and Resume set.

Nope…

It’s more the Depends and Dinner at 4pm set.

You know exactly who we’re talking about here. It’s the older and, not so finely fettled Americans, that are flocking to Obamacare with all their collective aches, pains, ills and, in some cases, anal leakage for which, it is suggested by big pharma, that they seek the advice of a doctor…

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Income Equality and the Buttholeosaurus in Chief

With But 11 months to go until the 2014 midterm elections and, with elected liberals running like turpentined cats away from Obamacare…The left is desperately looking for something around which THEIR core, low to no information voters, can rally.

As things stand now…Not even their steadfastly deceased voting bloc can muster up support for Obamacare.

It’s clear what that “thing” will be as liberals tipped their collective hands last week.

Equality.

In case you missed the DeBlasio coronation in NYC a week ago…

The new Marxist Mayor of the city that never dozes off except when it comes to vetting their candidates, made the following statement:

“We are called to put an end to economic and social inequalities that threaten to unravel the city we love. And so today, we commit to a new progressive direction in New York. And that same progressive impulse has written our city’s history. It’s in our DNA.”

Economic and social inequalities.

That, to socialists, is the problem that threatens to unravel…Not only the city of New York but…By extension…The nation!!!

Seriously, they can’t help it.

After all…It’s IN THEIR DNA…So says Marxist Billy.

I believe, were they to undergo a DNA test, they would discover what we’ve suspected all along…

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Friday Fume

Well, here we are.

The FIRST Friday Fume of the NEW YEAR!!!

Alright…Settle down…Good grief.

Today, we begin a whole new year of the same old liberal/socialist crap by advancing the theory that if you don’t laugh a little…You’ll cry A LOT!!!

Anyway…

Brian Taylor…A 45 year old IDIOT is in trouble in Yorkshire England.

He was arrested for violating a court order that he stay far away from GAS STATIONS.

It seems he rather enjoys STEALING petrol…AND GETTING HIGH BY SNIFFING AND…DRINKING THE GAS!!!

Back in 2005…THE GAS GUZZLER was KICKED OUT OF A SUPPORT GROUP FOR…”SHOWING UP SMELLING OF GASOLINE AND…BEING DEEMED A…FIRE HAZARD!!!”

Perhaps it might be prudent to get a court order preventing him from wearing CORDUROY PANTS???

A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT 70% OF Americans have NO CONFIDENCE in government which, stands to reason.

The OTHER 30% ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!

And…So far…

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