Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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Roe v. Wade – The Bottom Line

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The argument regarding whether or not Roe v. Wade should be overturned should not be made from a religious standpoint. Religion is a personal choice in this country, not a matter of law and if you want to keep the government out of your religion, you had best keep your religion out of government. With that said and while I’m on the topic of personal choice, let me address the oft heard liberal talking point of “my body, my choice.”

When it comes to abortion, while it is an elective procedure, ultimately, except in rare circumstances, it is the woman’s choice, and the baby’s body we’re talking about here. In the overwhelming vast majority of abortions, the woman is making a choice based solely on what she finds convenient for her. While babies can and are placed for adoption all the time, some women just don’t want to be inconvenienced for nine months and would rather kill the soon to be born child in order to maintain their lifestyle than carry the child to term.

By the way liberals, you shot yourselves in both feet regarding the “my body, my choice” thing with masks and the jabs.

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A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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A Party Without a Platform

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“Because of them, Congress was able to defeat the insurrection.”

That’s what Nancy Pelosi said on January 6th regarding the Capitol Police and the so-called “insurrection” that took place a year ago. It was clearly a case of a horse’s ass spewing bullshit.

First of all, it was the Capitol Police who by many accounts of those who were there that day that removed the barricades and opened the Capitol doors FOR the supposed “insurrectionists” and allowed them to enter the Capitol. It was also the Capitol Police who in many cases were photographed and videotaped holding open the doors and calmly watching as the “insurrectionists” made their way through the Capitol that day.

Second of all…CONGRESS was able to defeat the “insurrection?”

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An Agenda of Injustice

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Some of your tax dollars, some of those not destined for gender studies in Pakistan so that they can delude themselves into using the wrong bathrooms, and some of those not heading to the Palestinians so that they can continue their terroristic pursuits…some of your tax dollars are going to PBS.

Technically, that stands for the Public Broadcasting System, but more realistically it stands for Propaganda Bullshit.

Over there, at PBS, one would fine Yamiche Alcindor.

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Obama’s Third Reich and Other Things I Believe

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In 1989, the U.N. told us all that entire nations would be wiped from the globe due to rising sea levels if the global warming trend was not reversed by the year 2000. It’s now 2021 and not a single nation has gone missing.

That, of course, was 14 years after University of California at Davis professor Kenneth Watt, and British science writer Nigel Calder issued their dire warning that global cooling, by as much as 11 degrees would put us in an ice age by the year 2000.

In case you missed it…that didn’t happen either.

Back to the U.N. idiot in 1989 who also said back then that, “the most conservative scientific estimate [is] that the Earth’s temperature will rise 1 to 7 degrees in the next 30 years.”

It didn’t.

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No Joe, I Don’t Think So

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Almost immediately after being named the “presumptive” winner of the 2020 presidential election, dementia Joe started calling for unity.

Ummmm…

No.

No, I don’t think so.

That particular ship sailed hundreds of thousands of voter fraud ballots, better than 140 days of riots, looting and arson, a manufactured pandemic panic, a torn up State of the Union document, a ginned-up phony impeachment, a fabricated Russian dossier, a bunch of fake allegations against a Supreme Court nominee, four bogus FISA warrants and one “we’ll impeach the motherfucker” ago.

Unity? Biden wants unity?

Huh-uh…

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Censorship of the Press

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Conservatives have been saying it for years.

Social media has been censoring our ability to share our concerns, post our thoughts and opinions, and even throwing us into some sort of cyber jail for posting the facts when those facts are in opposition to the liberal agenda.

For years, social media has denied the practice.

Last week, the two biggest social media offenders screwed up big-time when they tried to squash the Biden story, and they screwed up on such a grand scale that now EVERYBODY knows that Conservatives have been 100% correct all along.

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Biden’s Party of Paradoxes

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With Joe Biden as their nominee, the democrat party has painted themselves into a corner while walking a high-wire in a wind storm over a mine field without a net, and they know it.

What’s more…Biden knows it.

Victor Davis Hanson, a farmer, military historian, columnist and media commentator has called Joe Biden a “prisoner of his own paradoxes.” He’s right, but I suggest that the coined phrase extends past Biden, and should also include the democrat party itself.

In 2016, on that November night when the whole of the mainstream media were force-fed a midnight snack of crow on a silver platter, Hillary couldn’t bring herself to address her own supporters who had gathered for what they just knew…because the mainstream media had assured them of it…that Hillary would be the next President of the United States.

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The Content of Kamala’s Character

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Remember Jussie Smollett?

He’s the actor who paid a couple of Nigerian brothers to beat him up so that he could claim he was attacked by MAGA hat wearing Trump supporters on the streets of Chicago.

Smollett wanted desperately to be a victim of something, and he wanted to do his part for the hate Trump at any cost agenda. He claimed that two Trump supporters, wearing MAGA hats jumped him on a Chicago street, at 2:30 in the morning…beat him up poured Clorex on him, and put a noose around his neck.

That was a yarn that started to unravel even before he was done spinning it.

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