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A Tale of Two City’s Dumbasses

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Antonio Brown. There’s a name you probably won’t recognize unless you live in Atlanta, but you do need to know something about him. He’s a dumbass liberal Marxist who is running for Mayor.

Antonio Brown has made a big part of his campaign center around, “re-imagining public safety.”

Luckily for you, I have a super, double top secret liberal Marxist decoder ring I found at the bottom of a box of Cocoa Puffs. What “re-imagining public safety” means, in plain English, is “Defund the Police.”

In fact, liberal dumbass extraordinaire, Antonio Brown, has advocated cutting $73 million dollars from the Atlanta police budget. Wannabe Atlanta Mayor,  Dumbass Brown doesn’t think Atlanta needs the police. He thinks Atlanta would be better off, more safe, and less violent without the men and women in blue guarding that thin line.

Well, at least he used to think that way.

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The CIA is W-O-K-E

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Like most people, a good deal of what I have ever known regarding the CIA comes from how they’re depicted in movies and on television. Unlike a good number of people, I know there’s lots more to it that what we see on screen.

The CIA has always been this great country’s most dangerous covert weapon in real life. They have always operated in the shadows of some of the seediest places on earth, and in some of the most glamorous places one can imagine.

Let’s be honest here and admit that nobody really knows what goes on between the inner sanctum of Langley, and those places both seedy and glamorous, and that’s probably for the best but we do have certain expectations of those who work for the agency.

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Corn Pop Stopper and the White Flip-Flopper

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This year started with the kangaroo court impeachment trial of President Donald Trump in the House which featured a parade of witnesses brought forth by the democrats…witnesses who witnessed nothing.

From there, it moved to the Senate where Trump’s team of attorneys dismantled the lies told in the House, and sent the democrats whimpering away with their collective tails between their legs.

Then came the rampaging COVIDS from CHINA and a tsunami of liberal propaganda trying to make us all believe that we were all about to die…from the uncommon cold. First, the democrats said Trump was a racist for implementing a travel ban to help keep the COVIDs at bay, and then they said he didn’t do enough fast enough and should have implemented that travel ban sooner.

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The News and a Dose of Snark

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Over the past week or so, things have gone from bad to worse as the coronavirus media-driven panic continues to be the only 24/7 news cycle topic…but bad to worse is really a matter of perspective.

You see, to a snarky guy like me, what’s happening out there where nobody is allowed to go has become pure gold.

This is one of those “in-case-you-missed-it” sort of commentaries for those who have basically either shut off the news, or have been out protesting the trial version of communism for the past couple of weeks.

I’ll get to some of the more idiotic liberal coronavirus crap in a bit, but there are a few other things that need to be put into proper perspective, so let me start with this…

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The Dangerous Truth of Liberal Word Games

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Back in the 1970’s, liberals told us that the world was about to enter an ice age the likes of which would destroy life as we knew it, and from which, there would be no coming back. Global cooling is what they called it, and unless we did something about pollution, right then, we would all surely die.

But it didn’t get any colder, and along came the 1990’s and Al Gore. Al told us that unless we did something about pollution, and did it right then, the whole world would literally cook itself to death, and all of humanity cook right along with it.

But it didn’t get any warmer. In fact, Al had to cancel one global warming summit after another because of…blizzards…never thinking to try and hold one in Death Valley in August.

So…

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We Must Quit Making Fun of the Baboons

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I would like to enter my name, officially, on a dubious list of America’s most wanted, as an offender of the highest order. I will gladly surrender myself, and I am more than prepared to take full responsibility for my actions.

Please make sure, when issuing my arrest warrant, to spell my name correctly.

It’s Craig…not Greg…and the last name is Andresen…not Anderson.

Last week, Florida nincompoop Frederica Wilson, a liberal loon of a congresswoman, said those who are “making fun” of members of Congress online should be “prosecuted.”

For the record, and let there be no doubt regarding this very important and relevant point…

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Shut Up and Eat Your Cake

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

Sometimes, it seems that no matter what you do, you just can’t make liberals happy.

Just this past January, the freshly minted liberal New Mexico Governor, Michelle Lujan Grisham, who, like all liberals, hates President Trump, hates the idea of a border wall, and lover her some illegal aliens went to the border between her state, New Mexico and Old Mexico and declared, rather arrogantly I might add, “While I’ve been to this area of the border many times, I haven’t seen anything to indicate that we have an emerging crisis here at the border, and that’s important to continue to talk to New Mexicans about.”

Naturally, what she meant by, “continue to talk to New Mexicans about,” was to continue to spread the standard liberal propaganda about. She went on to state, “Neither I nor the lieutenant governor saw anything today at our southern border today that leads us to believe the security “crisis” the president has described as he leaves thousands of federal professionals and families in New Mexico in limbo over his demand for his wall.”

Okay…that was in January. Then, in February…

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Friday Fume

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This is a SPECIAL SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN edition of our weekly wrap up.

You didn’t really think the shutdown could stop the Fume did ya?

THIS IS ESSENTIAL!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

A little quick research shows that there are a multitude of NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS in Washington DC.

We ARE in the midst of a government shutdown.

Yes?

Sooooooooo…

CLOSE DOWN THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE WHY DON’T YA???????

That’s right…FURLOUGH OBAMA AND MAKE HIM AND HIS HUSBAND PACK UP THEIR PRAYER RUGS AND MOVE INTO A MOTEL 6!!!!!!

Guess what else is on the list…

THE U.S. CAPITOL BUILDING!!!

SHUT ER DOWN!!!!!!!!

There IS precedent for doing this ya know…

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Friday Fume

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The inescapable fact that liberals and socialists are BAT CRAP INSANE has been on FULL DISPLAY once again this week.

You just can’t make this stuff UP.

Before we get into the thick of what hit the fan over the last 7 days…

Let me give you a few quick hitters.

3 middle school students from Virginia Beach have been…EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR because they were PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS…ON PRIVATE PROPERTY…BEFORE SCHOOL WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!!!!

Another clear-cut case of ZERO TOLERANCE for COMMON SENSE!!!!!

AL QAEDA TERRORISTS in LIBYA have “STOLEN” hundreds of REAL guns, an undisclosed number of high tech night vision goggles,  and dozens of Special Operations transports armed with machine guns, fragmentation grenade launchers, and STATE-OF-THE-ART…HIGH TECH CLASSIFIED GPS ON-BOARD UNITS!!!

STOLEN???

Like kids STEAL candy on HALLOWEEN???

And…

With IRAN TRYING TO BUILD NUKES…

North Korea HAVING nukes and a GROWING METH MANUFACTURING OPERATION…

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