There’s something I feel I need to get off my chest.
I’m tired of living in the shadows and tired of being shunned by politically correct Members of society.
What I’m about to tell you may come as a shock to some but, nonetheless, it needs to be said. Needs to be told and, I believe, the time is ripe.
Please, sit down.
I’m straight.
(gasp)
That’s right.
Straight.
I think I’ve known it since I was in kindergarten or the first grade.
That’s when I used to walk Marty Epp home from school. We’d hold hands as we walked across the back playground and crossed the street to her house.
Sometimes, I’d kiss her.
Marty was my first girlfriend.
GIRL…friend.
I have felt, for some time, that I needed to make this statement in order to live a full and open life. I was tired of hiding it and, in today’s society, well…I just wanted to get it out there.
But wait, there’s more…
So…They DIDN’T release 500 ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINALS onto the streets and into the cities?
We are just a few days away from the end of the world as Obama knows it.
Victims.
As the polls start to shift, the liberal LOONS are getting twitchier by the minute!!!
Is it simple pandering to a voting bloc in the months leading to the election or, is it something far, far worse?
Well, as of yesterday morning, we have a clear and concise picture of the Obama jobs plan.
“We have an obligation to make sure the voter rolls are accurate and we are going to continue forward and do everything that we can legally do to make sure than ineligible voters cannot vote. We are firmly committed to doing the right thing and preventing ineligible voters from being able to cast a ballot. We are not going to give up our efforts to make sure the voter rolls are accurate.”