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GEEZ what a week we’ve had.

It turns out that, USIS, the company that DOMINATES the BACKGROUND CHECK industry and got more than $400 MILLION dollars of YOUR money in the last 2 years, is the company that “VETTED” both Ed Snowden AND the DC Shipyard Shooter.

HOW MUCH YA WANNA BET THEY ARE ALSO THE SAME BUNCH OF BOZOS THAT VETTED OBAMA IN 2008???

16 year old David Schaffner III remembered he had a hunting/pocket knife on him as he went to his school’s football game. HE WAS HONEST ABOUT IT…HANDED IT OVER TO A SECURITY GUARD AND THEN…GOT SUSPENDED FOR 10 DAYS!!!

It turns out his school has a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY ON…HONESTY!!!!

And…While defending the indefensible…OBAMACARE…Obama actually said…“The cost of healthcare is now growing at the slowest rate in 50 years. If the current trends hold … we’re going to see a continuing slowing of healthcare costs. That’s going to boost our exports.”

BOOST OUR EXPORTS OF WHAT???

BULLCRAP?????

Another week of liberal/socialist nonsense has drawn to a close and since we could all use a laugh…

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…You remember those…”EXPERT NAVIGATORS” that are supposed to help you and your businesses find your way through this Obamacare debacle???

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fume 4The AFL-CIO and the SEIU are having a closed door meeting with Obama at the white house today.

I GUESS THEY FINALLY READ THE BILL HUH???

First…Obama’s military strike against Syria was going to be DECISIVE…Then…It was gonna be LIMITED…Then, according to Kerry…IT WAS GOING TO BE REALLY, REALLY SMALL and finally, Obama said that OUR MILITARY DOESN’T DO PIN PRICKS!!!!!

This is the administration that’s in a wazoo measuring contest with the guy in Russia THAT KILLS GRIZZLIES WITH HIS BARE HANDS????

And…After 2 socialists LOST in a COLORADO RECALL over GUN RIGHTS…Debbie WHAT’S HER NAME – SCHULTZ blamed it on…VOTER SUPPRESSION!!!!!

Schultz said that,  “ numerous procedural changes to the state’s election laws confused voters. “

Ummmmm…APPARENTLY…THEY ONLY CONFUSED SOCIALIST VOTERS!!!!!

It’s been such a week and I don’t know about you but, I’M ready to blow off a little STEAM!!!

Let’s do this…It’s Friday my friends and fellow Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well, well…

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In Sweden a couple of days ago, TOUGH GUY Barack Hussein Obama was whining about the way he’s sometimes treated  in the United States and the names he sometimes gets called and then, he suggested he’d be more welcomed in Europe.

I have 2 words for him…

SEEK…ASYLUM!!!!!!!

Senator Bob Corker (RINO TN) asked the HEAD of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, GENERAL MAYHEM DEMPSEY what it was that this administration was “seeking” by attacking Syria.

The HIGHEST MAN on the PENTAGON TOTEM POLE answered…

“I can’t answer that, what we’re seeking.”

Naturally, after that…CORKER voted in FAVOR of the attack resolution.

I’m pretty sure I know what conservative voters are gonna be “SEEKING” the next time CORKER’S up for election.

And Obama has old Bill Clinton is out there trying to sell Obamacare because, try as he might…Obama CAN’T FIND A SINGLE ASPIRIN FACTORY TO BOMB IN SYRIA OR…AN INTERN TO HUM…”HAIL TO THE CHIEF” WHILE HE DOES IT!!!

Trust me, there IS humor to be found in this absurd Syria situation if ya dig for it and you know me…I walk LOUDLY and carry a BIG shovel!!!

My friends and Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

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What a week it’s been.

I don’t know about you but, my nerves are closer to the breaking point than the elastic waistband on Chris Christie’s tighty whities!!!!

Now THERE’S a mental image.

In New York the other day, Obama told the assembled sheep that, “At some point, the government is gonna run out of money.”

Check your Rolex…IT’S ALREADY HALF PAST 17 TRILLION O’CLOCK!!!!!!

Rose Marks, a FLORIDA fortune teller who claims that PSYCHIC POWERS have run in her family for 1500 years…IS ON TRIAL FOR A $25 MILLION DOLLAR FRAUD scam.

She never saw it coming.

AND…One of the leaders of the New BlacKKK Panthers…One, Hashim Nzinga (buy a vowel) has had his…CONVICTED FELON IN POSSESSION OF A GUN charges dropped in Georgia.

Good thing for him he isn’t a WHITE/HISPANIC without a felony record OR WE WOULD NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT!!!!!

Yep…It’s the end of the week…FRIDAY my Patriot friends and…

I’m fuming.

Okay…HERE’S a moron of the liberal persuasion for ya.

36-year-old David Wayne Jordan…Well known to local law enforcement in Whatcom County Washington for having previously been a guest at the grey bar related to assault and resisting arrest…

Has been ARRESTED AGAIN for…

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Is there no END to liberal stupidity?

NO THERE IS NOT!!!!

This week, like the previous weeks and just as it will be in future weeks, liberals and socialists just keep raising the bar on their insipid activities.

This week, Bradley Manning got busted down to private before he was sentenced to 35 years in a military lock up and now, he wants his clusters removed.

That’s right…Bradley now wants to be CHELSEA and begin hormone treatments…PRESUMABLY at TAX PAYER EXPENSE because, I suppose, having a little cloud of glitter behind you every time you fart just isn’t a good thing when you’re cellmate’s name is HANK.

The government has awarded a $78 THOUSAND DOLLAR grant to a bunch of HALF BAKED researchers to find out if GLOBAL WARMING caused the downfall of the MAYAN civilization.

Exhibit A) MAYAN…SUV’s.

And…The without A=CLU(E)…Which uttered not a single word of displeasure when a U.S. District Court Judge threw out OKLAHOMA’S BAN ON SHARIA LAW…Now is DEMANDING a STATUE of the 10 COMMANDMENTS be REMOVED from the lawn of the OKLAHOMA CAPITOL!!!

Tell me again how socialists don’t want all notions of our JUDEO/CHRISTIAN values BANISHED to be replaced by the IDEOLOGY of ISLAM!!!!!

It’s Friday my fellow Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Proving that governments of OTHER nations can be as dumb as a door knob…JAPAN has decided that the leak of RADIOACTIVE WATER from the FUKISHIMA nuclear plant is NOT an ANOMALY after all.

Ummmmm…..

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Minute by minute…Day by day…Week in and week out…

Socialists just can’t help themselves and display their inane actions for the world to see.

Last week…Only 1 person showed up at an OBAMACARE event put on by Obama’s ORGANIZING FOR INACTION and if that wasn’t embarrassing enough…

On Wednesday, at Georgetown…NOBODY AT ALL SHOWED UP at the ORGANIZING FOR INACTION’S…CLIMATE CHANGE DAY OF ACTION RALLY…because, the unorganized organizers claimed…IT WAS RAINING!!!!!

Yep…The GLOBAL WARMING WEENIES were afraid they might…CATCH A COLD!!!

The DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY has PUBLISHED…VIA THE INTERNET…Instructions for ILLEGALS WANTING TO GET ACROSS OUR BORDERS!!!

Just walk right up…Tell the border agent that YOU ARE SEEKING ASYLUM and PRESTO…YOU ARE A DREAMER…LET THE PILLAGING BEGIN!!!!!

DHS probably give em all a socialist voter registration card on the way in too.

And…The whiner in chief sniveled to reporters last week that Republicans just want to REPEAL Obamacare but, they NEVER OFFER UP ANYTHING TO REPLACE IT.

Ummm…That’s because…REPUBLICANS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO REMOVE THE ANVIL FROM THEIR FOOT WITHOUT LOOKING FOR A 57 BUICK TO TAKE IT’S PLACE!!!!!

Anyway…We HAVE reached the end of another week. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

In the name of tolerance…

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One would think it’s about time liberals and socialists take a vacation from their daily bouts of stupidity but no…They just keep taking leave of their senses.

Debbie Whatshername Schultz, the DNC barking poodle, issued THIS bit of genius via Twitter the other day:

“The GOP’s having a hard time attracting female candidates. With their policy stance on limiting women’s rights, is anyone really surprised?”

Hmmm…In 2010…14 Conservative WOMEN were running for the senate and 94 CONSERVATIVE WOMEN were running for the house. In fact, AFTER the 2010 midterms…SOCIALISTS LOST 8 WOMEN while the CONSERVATIVE side of the aisle GAINED 7!!!!!

Maybe the poodle should just keep barking about a woman’s right to kill the unborn because WE’RE gearing up ANOTHER banner crop of women for 2014!!!!!

Anyway…It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Boy…Ya just can’t get ANYTHING by the FBI.

THOSE folks are SHAAAAAAARP.

The FBI has recently issued a warning that, Shockwave, Sureshot, White Lightning, Zombie Boom, Blue Thunder and the original brand, Tannerite…All comprising…

EXPLODING targets used on gun ranges and by sportsmen…

Can be used to make…

Wait for it…

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Can you believe we made it through another WHOLE week of this socialist crap?

ME EITHER…But we did and we’re thankful for it.

Nancy Pelosi wants to have a “CONVERSATION” on RACE and JUSTICE when she’s at home next week. I’ll bet the mild mannered folk across the bay in OAKLAND ain’t gonna be jiggy wit it though.

The socialists in congress say that the IRS needs an additional $12 BILLION dollars next year because…APPARENTLY…IT’S GONNA COST MORE TO LEAK ALL OUR MEDICAL INFO THAN IT DID TO POST 110,000 SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS!!!

And…The thugs, thieves and despots at the United Nations have decided that November 19th, 2013 be…INTERNATIONAL TOILET DAY!!!!!

I say we send em OBAMA for the FIRST CEREMONIAL FLUSHING!!!!!!!

If you can’t tell, it’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

What have we here???

“An analysis of one textbook cannot provide a balanced understanding as to what the students in Brevard Public Schools are learning throughout their academic careers.”

Those are the words of Brevard County Schools spokeswoman, Michelle Irwin, as she defended…DEFENDED a Prentice Hall World History textbook being used by 9th graders that contains…

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Friends, Patriots…Lend me your eyes!!!

It takes quite a bit to knock me from my office chair but, even I was picking myself up from the floor this week.

The press was agog all week over some whining, drooling, diaper filling little brat who can’t even speak but…Enough about Barney Frank.

We have a string of socialist celebrities vowing to boycott Florida over the Zimmerman verdict. Hmmm…They’ll go to Cuba, consort with despots, cry at Hugo’s funeral and champion Che but, let 6 women find an innocent man NOT GUILTY and THEN they get their panties in a wad???

Morons.

And HUD has decided to map EVERY SINGLE CITY in the country to…Get this…ELIMINATE SEGREGATION!!!

That’ll go over like a fart in church down in Sanford Florida where all the blacks in one neighborhood want to force all the white/Hispanics out.

Well…It’s the end of the week and it’s time to let it all loose. Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

Well, of all the lame-brained ideas.

For those few in the military who worship at the altar of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS…

There’s now a push by socialists to have MILITARY…ATHEIST…CHAPLAINS!!!!!!!

APPARENTLY…THESE NON-COM-POOPS HAVE NEVER NOTICED THAT THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!

Perhaps, after a war…the atheists can put NOTHING on a hilltop and then WE…WHO HAVE FAITH…CAN SUE THEM!!!!!!!

EXACTLY WHAT “CHURCH” WOULD THESE atheist chaplains REPRESENT?

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In the loony bin of socialist wombattery, there are just FAR too many issues from which to choose and SO little space to dedicate TO them.

Every week, I try to narrow it down and every week I have to leave the vast majority of the list out of the piece.

Forgive me.

This week is no exception to the rule.

Sit down, strap in and try to find a laugh or 2 to get you through the weekend.

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Do we have an illegal alien problem in these United States?

NOOOOOOOOO…….

Not if you ask THIS administration but…

Ask somebody ELSE like…Oh…I don’t know…

LAW ENFORCEMENT in ARIZONA!!!

Daniel Jupa-Fino, 21, of SONORA…MEXICO…Was arrested last week in Pinal County Arizona.

The ILLEGAL had just been involved in a traffic accident and low and behold…HE HAD MORE THAN 200 POUNDS OF POT IN HIS CAR!!!

This wasn’t Jupa-Fino’s 1st interaction with the law in our country either…

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