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friday fume 1Obamacare has hit the Supreme Court but, I’m not talking about the Hobby Lobby case…I’m talking about Whistler’s GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDMOTHER…Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

LIBERALS are actually putting the PRESSURE on the woman who used to BABYSIT ABE LINCOLN to RETIRE because…THEY’RE afraid the frail and sickly looking SUPREME COURT MUNCHKIN might just OUT LIVE THE OBAMA REGIME and they don’t want to take the chance that a REPUBLICAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE WILL NAME HER REPLACEMENT!!!

If she doesn’t retire…They’ll just have the DEATH PANEL cut off her PRUNE JUICE SUBSIDY after which hers will become the first recorded death from being FULL OF CRAP!!!

Remember back when compulsive liar, Harry Reid got caught giving his GRANDDAUGHTER’S BUSINESS $17 grand from his CAMPAIGN account?

Well, he DID say he’d pay all $17,000 bucks back from his own pocket but…NOW we have word that it was REALLY…$31,000.00 that Reid gave the grandchild.

And the IRS is targeting CONSERVATIVES???

Finally, in the search for the missing plane…Australian satellites have spotted 22 pieces of debris…Taiwanese satellites have spotted 120 pieces.

A Chinese satellite spotted more than 300 pieces of debris and…A JAPANESE SATELLITE SPOTTED…

GODZILLA!!!!!!!

RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR RIVES!!!!!

Here we go with another week full of liberal boneheads on parade!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and…

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It’s been yet another week of unbridled, lobotomized, liberal lunacy and they don’t show any signs of slowing down.

Before we jump into the shallow end of this week’s gene pool, let’s have a look at a few quick hitters.

Get a load of THIS…

The FCC now wants to have GOVERNMENT GOONS in NEWSROOMS from sea to shining sea.

Do you suppose MSNBC will even notice or, are they sprucing up a corner office with a wet bar?

How about THIS one?

The Department of Energy has been monitoring a New Mexico repository for nuclear waste for signs of…Radioactivity.

Ummmmm…

What’s next?

Monitoring gym lockers for signs of smelly socks???

And…Kayla Michelle Finley of South Carolina had to spend a night in JAIL a few evenings ago because she was ARRESTED for FAILING TO RETURN A MOVIE SHE HAD RENTED…9 YEARS AGO!!!

The movie was “Monster-in-Law” starring Jennifer Lopez and JANE FONDA!!!

ARRESTED???

JAILED???

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 WHOO HOO…We’ve reached the end of another week and, although I took a few days off to move from one abode to another…3 FREAKIN’ BLOCKS AWAY…Liberals and socialists have been WORKING OVER-TIME!!!

Rand Paul has filed a class action suit over the NSA scandal while Obama STILL insists that Americans’ privacy is protected under NSA programs.

Yeah…Right…Sort of in the same way the IRS is PROTECTING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS!!!

Despite spending more than $300 MILLION DOLLARS OF TAXPAYER MONEY on their OBAMACARE WEBSITE…The state of Oregon HAS YET TO SIGN UP ONE SINGLE PERSON ON THE STUPID THING!!!!!

Now, the FBI is getting involved and a federal investigation is opening into the the great northwest debacle.

I’ll save em a whole bunch of time and money…

NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING…NOBODY’S RESPONSIBLE AND…EVERYTHING IS WORKING FINE!!!

Move along…Nothing to see in Oregon.

And…The man who has yet to find the REAL killer…O.J. Simpson…says, “I used to live my way, and now I’m going to die my way. I want to just sit down in a corner and die.”

And to accomplish the task…

He says he’s going on a hunger strike.

Have you SEEN pictures of that idiot lately???

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How ‘bout that State of the Union speech, huh?

In Egypt, when a guy wins a “DEMOCRATIC” election and then, declares himself the DICTATOR…The OPPOSITION PARTY has him ARRESTED AND PUT ON TRIAL!!!

Over here…The opposition party offers a trio of rebuttals and then goes on a retreat.

In Orange County California…Police served a search warrant…5 MONTHS AFTER NEIGHBORS REPORTED A STENCH COMING FROM A HOUSE…SO BAD IT MADE THEM PUKE…And found a TEACHER living amongst approximately…450 SNAKES AND RATS…MANY OF WHICH WERE DEAD WITH THE LIVES ONES CANABALIZING THE DEAD ONES!!!

Sounds like the assembled audience at the  SOTU but only stinking half as bad.

AND…

It’s Super Bowl week and we now know why the Falcons went 4 and 12 last year.

They knew the big game was set for NEW JERSEY in FEBRUARY and…

THEY WERE AFRAID THERE MIGHT BE 2 INCHES OF SNOW!!!

Patriots and friends…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

And then…There were 3…Heading for the elected socialists retirement VILLAGES, where they can relax, play golf and REAP THE REWARDS OF BEING CAREER A-HOLES!!!

That’s right…

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Yet another week of obtuse liberal/socialist insanity is in the books and history will not treat it kindly.

I, on the other hand, will treat it with every last ounce of due respect it deserves.

The morons.

We’ll dispense with the quick hits this week and just…DIVE RIGHT IN to the SHALLOW END OF THE GENE POOL…THE LIBERAL END!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well…Did ya hear about Wendy Davis…Texas’ own Abortion Barbie?

It seems a while back she was telling her life story during a Texas fillybuster.

FILLYBUSTER…

Its TEXAS…What do want for nothing?

Anyway…

As it turns out…If she wrote down THAT version of the Wendy Davis story…YOU WOULD FIND IT IN THE FICTION SECTION!!!

Having been caught fabricating her past…The overjoyed-at-the-notion-of-on-demand-abortion Davis, tried to calm the waters that are pulling her political career down the toilet by EXPLAINING that she might have…STRETCHED the truth a little.

That’s like saying CHRIS CHRISTIE STRETCHED THE WAISTBAND OF…

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HOLY COW…

Can you even BELIEVE the week we’ve just been through?

It’s been like walking through a FREAK SHOW…

Just one damned thing after another but…The same could well be said of the waiting line to get into a Birkenstocks sale.

Here’s a couple of quick shots for ya…

In his book, “Duty,” Former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates said, of that sniveling weasel Harry Reid…

 “He also once contacted me to urge that Defense invest in research on irritable bowel syndrome.”

Far be it for me to advise the Secretary of Defense but…Were I Robert Gates…I would have sent Reid a wall mirror and a bill from the Pentagon for $6500 bucks!!!

Next…According to Mike Huckabee…“One term that I’d like to see outlawed from the vernacular of the party is ‘RINO. It stands for Republicans in Name Only, and it’s a pejorative term that questions the authenticity and orthodoxy of someone’s party purity. I’ve been called that myself, even though I fought in the trenches of Republican politics for over two decades. Even so, I would never pretend that I’m Lord over determining who the real Republicans are.”

Ya got that??? From here on out…We don’t call em RINO’s. We call em HUCKABEES!!!!!

And…Some rocket scientist …

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Liberals and socialists have gotten off to a ROARING start in this new year.

It never ceases to amaze me how they behave as though nobody is watching. Well, guess what?

WE’RE WATCHING!!!!!

Saw a headline stating that a boatload of WHALE WATCHERS were “STUNNED” by what they saw the other day. I sat through the 30 second commercial to watch the video only to discover they were…”STUNNED…” to see a BUNCH OF WHALES!!!!

HELLO, McFLY?????

NASA is sent 800…ANTS…Up to the International Space Station yesterday.

We don’t have any money to build a rocket to LAUNCH OUR OWN ASTRONAUTS up there but…WE HAVE MONEY TO STUDY HOW ANTS CAN RUIN A ZERO GRAVITY PICNIC???

Have ya SEEN Jay Carney this week? That little SQUIRREL is GROWING A BEARD!!!

Apparently…He’s sick and tired of being called…a BALD faced LIAR!!!

And…

Astronomers have announced the discovery of a HUGE planet… A GAS GIANT that THEY say SHOULDN’T even exist.

They say it’s 11 times more massive than JUPITER!!!

Yesterday…It apologized for closing the George Washington Bridge.

Wait…WHAT???

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Well, here we are.

The FIRST Friday Fume of the NEW YEAR!!!

Alright…Settle down…Good grief.

Today, we begin a whole new year of the same old liberal/socialist crap by advancing the theory that if you don’t laugh a little…You’ll cry A LOT!!!

Anyway…

Brian Taylor…A 45 year old IDIOT is in trouble in Yorkshire England.

He was arrested for violating a court order that he stay far away from GAS STATIONS.

It seems he rather enjoys STEALING petrol…AND GETTING HIGH BY SNIFFING AND…DRINKING THE GAS!!!

Back in 2005…THE GAS GUZZLER was KICKED OUT OF A SUPPORT GROUP FOR…”SHOWING UP SMELLING OF GASOLINE AND…BEING DEEMED A…FIRE HAZARD!!!”

Perhaps it might be prudent to get a court order preventing him from wearing CORDUROY PANTS???

A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT 70% OF Americans have NO CONFIDENCE in government which, stands to reason.

The OTHER 30% ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!

And…So far…

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Today’s Not FRIDAY…Fume

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Since missing out on a Friday Fume a few days ago and, since I’ll be spending a few days over Christmas with family…I thought today might be the BEST day for a year ending FUME!!!

It should come as no surprise that liberals are just as baffled by the truth at Christmas time as they are the OTHER 51 weeks of the year and, their behavior never takes a holiday.

So…My Patriot friends…

Grab onto your sleigh, guard your holly berries and hang on for all you’re worth.

Today is…MONDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well…What have we here?

It seems there’s a company out there called…OpticsPlanet that is selling, or TRYING to sell some sort of covert, spying, recon kit so that one can hide in the bushes or snow banks and do to their neighbors what the NSA has been doing to ALL Americans…

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My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!

You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…

Let’s see…

Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!

She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!

Which raises the question…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????

On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!

That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!

And…

Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.

Probably a good thing really…I mean…

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