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Friday Fume

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fume 1I know it’s hard, if not impossible to laugh after the week we’ve all had but…trust me…if we don’t, we’re all gonna go screaming into the night.

This regime has traded 5 terrorists, so DISGUSTING that even the United Nations of Thugs, Thieves and Despots have labeled them international war criminals.

DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW VILE AND SUB HUMAN A MUSLIM HAS TO BE BEFORE THE U.N. DOESN’T LIKE THEM???

Most of the time, they just give them a seat on the HUMAN RIGHTS COUNCIL but THIS time…THE INTERNATIONAL UNION OF CAMEL HUMPERS deemed them to be turds.

And those are the people Obama traded for a DESERTING TRAITOR!!!

Like I said…sometimes ya just gotta find a way to laugh so…don’t be drinking anything while you’re reading the rest of this because…I am NOT responsible for dousing your computer with your favorite beverage!!!

It’s Friday and…I’m fuming.

Well, isn’t this special…

Hailey Idaho, the home away from his Taliban home for Bowe Bergdahl WAS going to hold a GREAT BIG sloppy wet kiss event for Bowe on June 28th as a Welcome Home celebration.

Not any more.

Hailey Idaho has cancelled the event. Not gonna do it. Nope. Forget about it…ain’t gonna happen.

Don’t be silly…

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fume 1It seems like it SHOULD have been a short week, what with Memorial Day and all but…LIBERALS COULD MAKE A ONE CAR PARADE SEEM LIKE IT TAKES A MONTH OF SUNDAYS!!!

Not to worry though, we made it through and we’ve come to yet another Friday.

Let’s just jump into the deep end of liberal insanity shall we?

Friends and Patriots…

I’m fuming.

We have an URGENT update on the “MISSING” Malaysian Flight 370!!!!

Yes, I KNOW this has been covered ad nauseum …hell I’m ad NAUSEATED by it MYSELF but THIS is important and I feel COMPELLED to bring it to you.

Dear whoever built the thing that looks for things that are lost and make noise so you can find them…

You had ONE job…

I’m talking to the nerd or team of nerds who, no doubt, acquired taxpayer dollars to fund their research to build something called a…”Towed Pinger Locator”…It’s a thingy that gets towed behind a ship to listen for and locate the black boxes of flying machines that may well have become submersibles.

Within days of Flight 370 going missing…EVERYBODY just KNEW it went into the Indian Ocean so…they go and get the ”Towed Pinger Locator” and start dragging it around and VIOLA…they started hearing “PINGS!!!”

That was 2 ½ months ago but the “PINGS” faded away and they’ve been looking around in the same area ever since but…on WEDNESDAY…we learned THIS…it seems the “PINGS” they were hearing either came from…THE SHIP they were using or…

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fume 1Week IN and week OUT…liberals and socialists just continue to put their full colors on display and this week has been no exception to the rule.

Nancy Pelosi actually put Elijah Cummings on the Benghazi Select Committee. ELIJAH CUMMINGS…the demoRAT who just got caught HELPING TO ENGINEER THE IRS TARGETING OF CONSERVATIVES with Lois “I PLEAD THE 5th” LERNER and it’s the LIBERALS who are complaining about THE REPUBLICANS being unethical???

And over in the SENATE…50 senators…ALL OF THEM LIBERAL/SOCIALISTS…sent a letter to the NFL DEMANDING they force the Washington REDSKINS change the team’s name because, they say…IT’S RACIST!!!

They don’t give a rat’s ass about finding the truth of Benghazi but…THEY’RE COMING UNGLUED OVER A FOOTBALL TEAM’S NAME???

What’s next? They’re gonna DEMAND that NEW ENGLAND change THEIR team’s name because it…PARTISAN???

Good grief…Well, if you’re ready SO AM I!!! It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

This week’s first instance of liberals behaving normally…for liberals…comes to us from MURFREESBORO, TENNESSEE…That’s where the cops arrested 49 year old Lonnie Hutton.

Liberal Lonnie strolled into the Boro Bar and Grill last week…marched himself right over to the ATM…DROPPED HIS PANTS AND HIS TIGHTY WHITEYS and…proceeded to try and…ummmmm…insert something of HIS into something of ITS.

Yes…I KNOW that the slot into which the card goes as well as the slot from where the money pops out and but a few millimeters wide from top to bottom but…

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fume 1Every Friday, we take a look at the week’s liberal/socialist knot-headed behavior and highlight just a little of their asylum antics here in the Fume. If we can’t find a way to laugh at em…WE’LL ALL BECOME JUST AS MORONIC AS THEY ARE!!!

That said…hold on to something well anchored and put down your beverages because…

HERE WE GO!!!!!

It IS Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Well…so far this week…we’ve found Casey Kasem…the SUN’S TWIN BROTHER  and Chis Columbus’ Santa Maria but…WHERE IN THE HELL IS THAT DAMNED AIRPLANE???

In the case of the missing for more than 2 months flight 370…investigators have now come to the near conclusion that the “pings” they were hearing 2 months ago…PROBABLY WEREN’T THE PLANE???

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

What’s even more puzzling that that is the fact that they’re STILL LOOKING AROUND THE BOTTOM OF THE INDIAN OCEAN for the thing.

Allow me to offer a little advice here and, bear in mind that I am NOT an aviation “Where’s Waldo” expert but…if the pings weren’t coming from the plane’s black boxes and nobody has seen one single “SEAT CUSHION THAT CAN BE USED AS A FLOATATION DEVICE” in more than 2 MONTHS OF SNIFFING ABOUT IN THE OCEAN…there’s a pretty good chance that the airplane…

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fume 1Oh my, it’s been another bad week for liberal nut jobs. Email trails leading to the oval office…Obama’s IRS puppet being held in contempt…Ketchup boy Kerry proclaiming HE’S gonna ignore a subpoena and a SPECIAL INVESTIGATIVE COMMITTEE has been employed to get to the bottom of Benghazi with TREY GOWDY heading it up.

And you know how liberals are…When things are looking down for them at home…they turn to their counterparts in other lands for support…you know… to make the ideology of idiots look good.

Psssssssst…hey socialists…They’re just as nutty over there as you squirrel turds are over here…

Here WE go FOLKS…2 cases AND THE point ARE AT HAND!!! Today IS Friday after all and…

I’m fuming.

Well…THIS is certainly interesting…

Vladimir Putty Pants has signed off on a bill that will ban…

SWEARING IN RUSSIA!!!!!

Any movie that contains profanity will NO LONGER BE DISTRIBUTED in Russia when this bill goes into effect on July 1st. MUSIC with cuss words will be sold ONLY in EXPLICITLY LABELED…SEALED PACKAGES and the same for books and magazines.

Should a Russian BUSINESS owner suddenly drop an “F” bomb are utter some other swear word like…oh, I don’t know…

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fume 1Well…leave it to that ever-so hard-hitting news organization, AOL to boldly ask the earth-shattering questions of the earth-shatteringly stupid liberals around us.

AOL ace journalist, Carey Reilly stood firm and asked some LaLa land loon, Paul Wesley from “Vampire Diaries” why, in fact, he named his cat…”CAT???”

This idiot’s answer should make the world a better place. “I guess I’m making a statement against humanizing cats. I named the cat Whiskey first, because it has long whiskers and I also like drinking whiskey. But then it just seemed cheesy to me. So I went back to Cat and now it’s just Cat.”

Here’s MY in depth question…WHY IN THE HELL ARE WE HUMANIZING LIBERAL DIPWADS BY NAMING THEM…PAUL WESLEY???

Ya see how much crap I have to sift through just to get to the liberal insanity that MATTERS???

Save your computers and put down your beverage of choice. Patriot friends…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy…guess what?

The polar bears are dying again or, at least they’re in danger of dying again.

Remember, about ten years ago when Al “global warming” Gore told us that polar bears were all gonna die because we were driving SUV’s and using aerosol deodorants and all the ice was melting because of it? You remember, the polar bears were all going to drown.

Well, the exact same conditions are in place right now that caused that blow-hard blow hole to issue his dire warnings but, what nobody told you back then is that those bears were NOT starving because of global WARMING but…

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fume 1Oh man, oh man…we’ve actually made it to the end of another week of liberal insanity and, before I get to the MEAT of the socialist crap burger…allow me to impart a small byproduct of it to you.

In Illinois…where people are mired in all manner of liberal devastation from debt and overspending to corruption and violence…the state House Committee has put forth the idea that ILLINOIS TAXPAYERS should CHOKE UP…$100 MILLION DOLLARS to build the…

Barack Hussein oh blow it out your ASS…PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY and mosque.

Well…That should make it the world’s most expensive OUTHOUSE BASEMENT ever constructed.

Patriot friends…It’s Friday and in case you haven’t guessed…

I’m fuming.

The National September 11th Memorial Museum is set to open to the public next month and wouldn’t ya just know it…there’s a gaggle on numb-nuts that are blathering about a film that’s to be shown there because…they’re afraid it might upset the Islamists and Jihadis.

And we all know what the Jihadis and Islamists do when they get their head diapers in a wad…

THEY COMMIT ACTS OF TERRORISM LIKE…FLYING PLANES INTO THE TWIN TOWERS AND KILLING ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE!!!

The…DOCUMENTARY…

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(Good) Friday Fume

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This weekend is a weekend of great faith for Christians and Jews the world over and a time when we should all be celebrating as our traditions allow.

It’s Easter.

It’s Passover.

It is a time when our faiths bring us together…when the new and the old testaments find some common ground and a time, whether Jewish or Christian, to celebrate new beginnings.

For liberals and socialists however…

It’s not exactly the same sort of weekend.

Friends and Patriots…grab your eggs and GIRD YOUR LOIN ROASTS because today is Good Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, Easter weekend is upon us and up to now, the Easter message has always been clear. That’s where the REVEREND AL “I was FOR the mob before I was AGAINST the mob” SHARPTON comes in.

According to not-so SHARPton…

“I think the message is, that no matter what the world may do to unfairly, no matter how you’re crucified, nailed to the cross at home, or in your personal relationships, or on the job, that you can rise if you don’t lose yourself during the hard times and the challenges.”

The blathering moron then went on to draw a direct parallel between CHRIST THE SAVIOR and…

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friday fume 1Last week, Rev. RAT Al Not-So Sarpton claimed that he was never an FBI informant against the mob.

THIS week he ADMITS he was an FBI informant against the mob AND, he says that calling him a RAT is RACIST and that he SHOULD be thought of as a HERO.

Of course, yesterday…The Smoking Gun released a STING VIDEO of the FAT RAT back in the 80’s MAKING A DEAL TO TAKE POSSESSION OF $350,000 CLAMS WORK OF COCAINE!!!!

MSNBC is probably going to give him a raise.

The house committee has found Lois Lerner in contempt and, if the entire house agrees…The case will go to ERIC HOLDERS office for prosecution.

Ummmmm….

ERIC HOLDER WAS ALSO FOUND TO BE IN CONTEMPT!!!!

And…

When Obama was in Texas a couple of days ago…He met with Wendy “ABORTION BARBIE Davis.

A clear cut case of too little too late if ever there was one.

HANG ON FOLKS!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well…Isn’t THIS quaint?

It now appears that part of the whole IRS targeting Conservative groups was cooked up by none other than…

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fume 1Well of all the…

Really?

$400,000.00 of OUR money…TAXPAYER dollars…Are about to be spent on WHAT…Exactly???

A CAMEL statue?

It’s only a one humper too.

And it’s not going to be placed in some fancy east coast art museum or on the Washington mall. Nooooooooo…

IT’S GOING TO BE IN…PAKISTAN!!!!!

The 500-pound, fiberglass, aluminum, stainless-steel, acrylic and painted white monstrosity is called…

Get this…

“CAMEL CONTEMPLATING A NEEDLE!!!!!”

So…Who’s bright idea is THIS???

THE UNITED STATES STATE DEPARTMENT and…THEY’RE GONNA PUT IT OUTSIDE THE U.S. EMBASSY IN ISLAMABAD!!!!!

Of all the ISLAM-a-BAD IDEAS…IT’S RIGHT OUT OF THE NEW TESTAMENT AND…YOU KNOW HOW THE ISLAM-O-BOMBERS FEEL ABOUT THE NEW TESTAMENT!!!!

And you wonder why MAHMOUD KABOOM is gonna get all ALALALALALALALALA over this thing???

Because…

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