Friday Fume

It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.

According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…

Wait for it…

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.

Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???

It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.

Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.

Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.

Hmmmmm…..

Have ya ever been to New Orleans?

It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.

THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!

It’s hot in Cairo.

In Egypt…

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Weekend Edition: Obama – Organizing for the Muslim Brotherhood

After little more than a year of actually running a country, the Muslim Brotherhood ruined a country.

Shocker huh?

Egypt is a mess. Let’s be frank here…It’s a worse mess than it was before the Muslim Brotherhood took over and there is a reason for that.

Oh sure, change like that is never easy or fast but, under their new “President,” Morsi, their economy plunged to new depths, tourism, once the leading revenue source, has dropped to near zero and unemployment is going sky high.

The people OF Egypt have never really left the streets in protest since 2011’s “Arab Spring” and it’s only gotten worse in recent weeks.

There IS another reason, outside of Morsi, for the unrest.

Obama.

Obama was the one who said Mubarak had to go and, perhaps more importantly, Obama was the one who said that the Muslim Brotherhood must have a seat at the table in forming a NEW government in Egypt.

Obama backed the wrong horse.

Within his administration, Obama’s minions vocally backed his hair brained play.

Perhaps most notably there was James Clapper, Obama’s Director of National Ignorance who, in 2011, stated that the Muslim Brotherhood was, “very heterogeneous group, largely secular.”

Let’s decipher that comment and define it clearly…

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Weekend Edition: It Takes A Village Idiot

Before Hillary Clinton wrote a book about it, it was an old African proverb.

We, as conservatives, have railed against the notion but…Should we?

”It takes a village to raise a child.”

As I think back to MY younger days…To a large extent, there WAS a “village” involved.

My friend’s parents were part of that “village” and so was my church. There were the teachers in my schools, older kids who were either good or bad role models, extended family and neighbors.

Primarily, there were my parents but, to be fair, others; many others were involved in some way, shape or form. A “village” of sorts, I suppose and anything you did, right or wrong, good or bad, was seen by SOMEBODY who knew my parents and had no qualms whatsoever in reporting it TOO them.

Maybe it just took a village to keep an eye out.

There IS another old adage…

“Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot.”

The good news is…We have located the missing village idiots.

The bad news is…

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Snowden…Hero, Traitor or Straight to Video D List Movie?

Ed Snowden.

A squirrely cross between Carmen San Diego and Waldo…

Where in the world IS Ed Snowden??

He WAS in Hawaii before he hightailed it to Hong Kong.

It was while he was IN Hong Kong that his hybrid leak of national security secrets and whistle-blowing regarding the NSA and their spying on ALL Americans became public knowledge. He gave a Q and A via the internet during his 2 week stay in the People’s Republic of China and then, boarded a plane for Moscow.

Supposedly flanked by Wikileaks lawyers and advisers, Snowden landed in Russia for a layover on what everyone believed was a run for Ecuador but, alas, the plane bound for a South American country not friendly to the United States left Russia with HIS seat empty.

So…Now we are left with a few questions…

Where IS Ed Snowden and, is he a traitor or a hero?

Let’s take the 2nd question first.

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Obama on Syria – Too Complex for Mere Mortals

Where liberty is concerned, America has a moral directive to help emerging nations and movements to achieve it.

That’s who we are.

It’s what we are.

But an internal struggle for power, where no liberty is in the offing regardless of which side is ultimately seated?

That is none of our damned business.

Syria, as it has been, under Assad, is a threat to our allies in the region.

Syria as it would be, under Islamic radicalism at the hands of those who would replace Assad…al Qaeda…The Muslim Brotherhood…Ansar al-Sharia…would STILL be a threat to our allies in the region.

While we can and should offer humanitarian assistance to those displaced by the civil war in Syria, where we can and to the extent that we can…Getting involved in the fight, via arms shipments to the “rebels,” is a foolish thing indeed.

There is no moral high ground there.

Arming the “rebels” who are al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations, with who we are currently at war in other theaters, is treason and…

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Bob Mueller and the FBI – Down the Rabbit Hole

Remember when?

It was a month and a couple of days ago. May 16th, 2013.

Remember?

That was the day that the Dictator stood before the press and answered a few questions.

When did he find out about the IRS targeting Conservatives and Conservatives groups?

“I certainly did not know anything about the IG report before the IG report had been leaked through the press.”

Uh huh.

He had NO IDEA it was going on.

Then, the dictator stated: “We will be putting in new leadership that will be able to make sure that we…hold accountable those who have taken these outrageous actions.  It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Democrat or a Republican, you should be equally outraged.”

Outraged?

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Friday Fume – The 100th Anniversary Edition

Today is a National Patriot milestone of sorts.

Friends and Patriots…THIS is our 100th Friday FUME!!!!

While I would love to take time to celebrate this monumentally minute feat, there’s just too much to be done and if we don’t find a way to laugh just a little…We’ll all go NUTS!!

Lois Lerner, on administrative leave is STILL logging into her EMAILS at the IRS…I’ll bet she can’t erase the evidence faster than the NSA can grab it.

The NSA has been collecting data on EVERYBODY and all they really needed to do to find out what CONSERVATIVES are thinking…IS ASK US…WE’LL BE HAPPY TO TELL EM TO GO TO HELL!!!

Morally bankrupt Bill Maher insulted and mocked TRIG PALIN!!! Just goes to prove that special needs kids are at least 100 flights above the ilk of socialists. Hey Maher…You wanna pick on the mentally retarded…PICK ON YOUR OWN SOCIALIST FRIENDS…Trig is WAY too smart to join the OCCUPY movement…HANG OUT with DICTATORS or BOO GOD AT A NATIONALLY TELEVISED CONVENTION!!! Compared to YOU…HE’S A MENSA CANDIDATE!!!!!

Good grief…That’s just a SMATTERING of the socialist bedpan remnants we have for ya this week. Put down your beverage of choice…no need in shooting it though your nose and into your keyboards…HERE WE GO>>>

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

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Is it Time to Replace the “S” With a “V” Yet???

Let’s take a look at how the Obama abuses of power have been resolved, shall we?

Yes…I said…RESOLVED.

Now, I know that most who read this article today will say that Obama’s “scandals have been anything BUT resolved and I would be in complete agreement with that but…That is CLEARLY not the viewpoint of this obtuse, insipid and corrupt administration.

How about we take a look at the cases and hold off on our final decision.

Here we go.

Obama’s Eligibility –  After YEARS of speculation over the Dictator’s eligibility to serve in the nation’s highest office and, with a good deal of that initial speculation centered around Obama’s birth certificate…

Obama HIMSELF…”RESOLVED”…the case by displaying what was, within MINUTES, determined to be a FORGED birth certificate.

That forgery was later confirmed by Sheriff Joe’s Cold Case Posse and lead investigator, Mike Zullo to be, INDEED, a forgery as they ALSO discovered to be the case with Obama’s Selective Service registration AND his Social Security number.

Move along…Nothing to see here…

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The Snowden Effect

The latest revelation of abuses of power by the Obama regime is troubling indeed.

It was leaked, late last week, that this regime, out of control, consumed with power and as paranoid as the day is long, has been spying on Americans.

Over the weekend, Obama ordered his henchman Holder to find out where the leak originated and then, just hours later, Snowden came forward, from HONG KONG and owned up to it…Sort of.

Edward Snowden, a 29 year old who says he worked for a time at the CIA and as a contractor for the NSA before becoming a contract worker for Booz Allen Hamilton, has let loose a real problem for the regime.

According to Snowden,  “When you’re in positions of privileged access …You recognize some of these things are actual abuses. Over time, you feel compelled to talk about it.”

“My sole motive is to inform the public as to that which is done in their name and that which is done against them.”

“I understand that I will be made to suffer for my actions,” but “I will be satisfied if the federation of secret law, unequal pardon and irresistible executive powers that rule the world that I love are revealed even for an instant.”

Snowden went on to say…

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Weekend Edition: Obama – Absolutely Corrupt Pt 2

“Trust” us.

“TRUST” us…To keep records of all your emails data, your phone data, your every key stroke and your credit card activity and not to read, listen to or divulge ANY of it to anyone says the very man who doesn’t allow his college records or thesis to be seen by a single American.

“TRUST” us.

No.

Not any administration regardless of which party or ideology is in charge.

No way.

TRUST the GOVERNMENT? Especially under THIS administration of malignant corruption whose IRS officials were divulging donor lists of Conservative groups to socialist opposition groups and candidates?

TRUST the very administration that handed weapons to Mexican drug cartels and buried the truth along with the bodies?

TRUST…THIS administration the way Ambassador Stevens, Sean Smith, Glen Doherty and Tyrone Woods trusted this administration?

TRUST this administration will adhere to the Constitution, protect freedom of the press, our 2nd, 4th and 10th Amendment rights?

Not a FREAKIN’ chance.

Let me ask you this…And it’s important.

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