While others busy themselves making predictions for the New Year and others with formulating resolutions, I have neither the time nor the patience for either.
Instead, I will relate MY RESOLVE for the New Year.
Before I begin, you should know that I mean these wholeheartedly and I am quite serious about each and every one of them.
So…2013…Where should I begin?
First…I intend to start an online petition which, should it gain 1 million signatures, would outlaw all online petitions.
Seriously…Name ONE online petition which has EVER gained the required number of signatures and has then gone on to accomplish ANYTHING. Name ONE. Go ahead…We’re all waiting…
I…And I suspect YOU…Are bombarded by such petitions DAILY and they are ALL posted as though the future of the world depends on YOU signing the thing. Well…Guess what?
IT DOESN’T and YOUR signature might make you FEEL good but, in reality…IT’S ALMOST AS MEANINGFUL AS AN EMAIL FROM A NIGERIAN PRINCE.
I’ll get the ball rolling and if YOU’LL just sign on…WE CAN STOP ONLINE PETITIONS FOR ALL TIME!!!!
Second…I am finished with listening to ANY “End of the World” prophecy garbage.
It’s not because I feel it is a waste of time or nonsense.
It’s because I simply can’t take any more of that sort of disappointment.
EVERY damned time SOMEBODY says the world is going to end…IT DOESN’T.



The Law of unintended Consequences has struck with a particular Wham-Bam-Thank You- Ma’am over the last week and a half.
Are you awake yet Amerika???
Think about it…When WAS the last time YOU were invited to DISCUSS anything on a NATIONAL scale???
Okay socialists…The topic is gun control.
I have never been to Newtown Connecticut…Never even heard of it until last Friday.
Have you heard what happened to Clint Tarver at the hands of labor union goons in Michigan?