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Weekend Edition: Calling a Spade a Spade

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So…They DIDN’T release 500 ILLEGAL ALIEN CRIMINALS onto the streets and into the cities?

They being, the Dictator’s administration.

They Didn’t release 500 Illegal Alien criminals. Well…THAT’S good…wait…what???

It wasn’t 500…IT WAS 2000???????

Yes…2000, maybe a few more…ILLEGAL ALIEN…CRIMINALS…were released by this administration onto our streets and into our cities.

Because of a “sequestration” that hadn’t even happened yet.

They were turned loose before…BEFORE..sequestration became reality but, it’s okay…They have to report in…They’re being “monitored” and when they have another court date…THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO JUST WALK RIGHT BACK INTO THE COURTROOM AND PRESENT THEMSELVES.

Now…

We KNOW whose dumber than a box of rocks idea “sequestration” was. Woodward cleared THAT up. “Sequestration” is OBAMA’S lame-assed idea. Yes, Republicans and socialists all agreed TO it BUT, the idea itself came directly from the OVAL OFFICE and guess who signed it last?

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Friday Fume

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Such a week. Oh my goodness.

Dennis Rodman is now BFF with Lil’ Kim over in North Diarrhea…

Curly is our new Pentagon Chief…Larry is the Secretary of State and we’re just WAITING for MOE(HAMMAD) to lead the CIA!!!!

OUR Dictator…ala Saddam and Mommar…HAS BEEN RELEASING CRIMINALS FROM PRISONS.

THAT didn’t end well for those OTHER Dictators…Did it???

And SoloPower…YET ANOTHER COMPANY WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS IN THEIR POCKETS…is about to GO UNDER!!!

It’s a wonder we don’t ALL go screaming into the night isn’t it?

Well, somehow, we’ve survived another week of socialist stupidity and we need some laughs to maintain our sanity.

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Can we all move on now?

Now that the Pope has gone to do whatever retired Popes do?

Look, I KNOW he’s the first one to give his 2 weeks notice and then retire in 598 years so, those who were in charge of the retirement party were sort of…Caught napping but good grief…2 full weeks of LASTS after being the FIRST in 598 years was a little much..

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Godfather Politics and the Obama Mafia

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So far, 500 illegal alien criminals have been released in Arizona and there are plans to release at least 10,000 in several states.

These are criminals who have robbed stores, homes, people, assaulted Americans, broken into stores, businesses and homes.

This is a clear attempt to cause danger, possible injury and in the worst cases, death of Americans, these criminals have been turned loose on our streets.

Intimidation.

Oh, don’t fret, they are all “on methods of supervision less costly than detention. All of these individuals remain in removal proceedings,” according to Gillian Christensen, mouthpiece for DHS.

So…what exactly does THAT mean?

Simple.

They are required to call in, check in, some may be wearing ankle tracers and ALL have been told that when they have a court date, they need to show up.

Well…Considering that these are…ILLEGAL ALIENS…How do YOU think THAT’S gonna work out?

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THE SEQUESTER IS COMING – RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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We are just a few days away from the end of the world as Obama knows it.

Sequestration is like giving the government growth machine a vasectomy…NOT a full castration.

To be quite honest, I was far more scared of the end of the Mayan calendar than I am of sequestration and for good reason.

What we’re talking about here is NOT the massive cuts and mayhem projected by the Dictator but a 2% slowing of the GROWTH of government this fiscal year or…roughly over the next 6 months.

That’s 2% of a projected $1.3 TRILLION DOLLAR SPENDING SPREE which means, at the end of this fiscal year, our big government spenders will STILL have spent more THIS year than last year.

This is, naturally, the truth the Dictator would rather you NOT know.

HE, and his faithless minions would much rather have you TERRIFIED of what will happen after this Friday’s deadline and he’s going to do everything he can to send you that message.

Sequester is NOT the doom and gloom, mass extermination event this Dictator is wailing and gnashing his teeth over and if your IQ is anywhere near double digits, it should cause you no alarm.

However…That said…

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Weekend Edition: The Problem IS Spending

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When we look at the numbers being bandied about in Washington these days, we know they’re BIG but, it’s just impossible to fully wrap our heads around them.

The national debt is $16.5 TRILLION DOLLARS.

Our annual deficit for the last 4 years has averaged somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.2 or $1.3 TRILLION DOLLARS.

It’s staggering, isn’t it?

Billions…Hundreds of billions…TRILLIONS…

How does one even begin to understand such figures?

This is why so many simply toss up their hands and walk away from conversations regarding these unfathomable numbers.

Allow me to add some context.

Something by which we can come to terms with the sorts of dollars we’re talking about when we discuss our bleak economic situation.

I’ll start with a simple question regarding a number we CAN understand.

Here goes…

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Sequester – The DICTATOR’S Stupid Idea

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So…

The sky is falling, THE SKY IS FALLING…

Again.

According to the Dictator, we will, in 9 days, not be able to pay our national gravity bill and whoosh…off the planet we will go.

On the stage with Chicken little yesterday, were first responders…Cops, firemen…Air traffic controllers…

AGAIN…

Because, ONCE again, they will be the first to lose their gravitational privileges.

Sequestration.

See  Dick(tator) blame republicans.

Blame Republicans Dick(tator) blame!!!

See Dick(tator) tell you that this is all a bad idea.

Tell us Dick(tator) tell us!!!

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Giving Obama’s SOTU the BIRD!

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So…

Tuesday night, our Dictator delivered his Hate of the Union address.

The gallery was full of professional victims and…Ted Nugent.

Oh, I COULD regale you with fact checks and and counterpoints along with pointing out all the contradictions but, why bother?

It’s been done and it doesn’t honestly differ much from his previous Lying like a rug addresses.

Instead, I thought maybe a pictorial recounting of the way Patriots viewed the drooling and applause laden fiasco might serve as a better alternative and when it comes to giving the entire manifesto the bird…I say…Flip it THE most PATRIOTIC bird you can find!

SO…Needless to say, after the first 5 minutes, the Dictator’s nose had exceeded the limits of my 55 inch screen.

It’s a good thing this festival of bull wasn’t shown in 3D…

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A Tsunami in a Sea of Lies

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From “Guantanamo bay to be closed within a year” to “You Didn’t Build that.” The Dictator, Obama, has lied as often as Biden has gaffed.

It’s been an amazing 4 years of bald face lying to those who elected him and to those who didn’t.

The clear difference is, those of us who declined to anoint the Dictator KNOW he’s lying and those who DID…KNOW it but simply don’t care.

What follows is but a partial list of whoppers from the Lyin’ King.

“I Won’t Raise taxes on those making less than 250,000 per year.”

77% of Americans are not happy with that lie.

“The Unemployment rate will be 8.5% without stimulus.”

What the Dictator apparently FAILED to tell us was that WITH the stimulus…Unemployment would rise to more than 10%.

“I’ll Cut The Deficit in Half by end of first term.”

As our annual deficit has doubled, I’m not sure if this is 1 lie or more than 4 TRILLION lies.

“I am immediately instituting PayGo “Pay as you go.”

Sooo…You DON’T need another debt ceiling raise after all???

“We shouldn’t Mandate the purchase of health care.”

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Friday Fume

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As the warp speed march to full blown socialism continues, it’s getting harder and harder to survive each week without going stark-raving nuts.

As Patriots, we have to find a way to put an end to this insanity before we have no country left.

As we wait for the next shoe to drop, we must find a way to deal with the socialist fools and my favorite method is…LAUGHING!!!

Every Friday we let it out a little and laugh at the whole mess.

Today IS that day Friends and Patriots…

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, it’s only a matter of time before the Emperor signs an Imperial Order to MANDATE we ALL PURCHASE these.

COMPUTERIZED SMART FORKS!!!!!

Yep….Your old eating utensils ain’t good enough anymore.

YOU NEED A HAPIFORK!!!

Relax…they only cost $99.00 EACH!!!!!

The HAPIFORK will measure how fast you eat…How much time elapses between each and every mouthful and…How many bites you take.

Right now, it has a USB connection so YOU CAN UPLOAD IT ALL TO YOUR COMPUTER or iPHONE but…

NEXT YEAR…

A BLUETOOTH VERSION WILL BE “ON THE MARKET.”

Bluetooth… WIRELESS…Which of course means there IS a possibility that…YOUR EATING HABITS COULD BE DIRECTLY UPLOADED TO…

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Letter to Liberals, Socialists and Assorted Idiots

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Dear Liberals, Socialists and Assorted Idiots,

We tried to tell you but YOU told US we were crazy.

You got your 1st paycheck of 2013 last Friday and many, MANY of you were astonished that it was smaller than it was the Friday before.

Guess what?

Elections have consequences.

YOU voted for what you DIDN’T get in your paychecks…TWICE.

You did and YOU know it.

For the last 4 years, the Emperor has made it very clear that he wanted to stick it to the “rich” and hike THEIR taxes.

WE, as conservatives, TRIED to tell you that HE was lying.

We tried and we tried and every time we told you he was going to hike YOUR taxes, even though YOU are part of the MIDDLE CLASS that the Emperor said MUST NOT be harmed by higher taxes…

YOU told us that WE had NO IDEA what we were talking about.

YOU called US crazy. You called US names.

YOU said WE were lying.

Well, now that you’ve seen your paychecks, what do you think?

77% of ALL Americans, regardless of their class, lower, middle or upper, have had their taxes jacked up.

YOU are among them.

WE were telling YOU the TRUTH.

Remember Obamacare?

Well, THAT’S just PART of your current tax hike.

We told you so.

Your payroll tax went up too, didn’t it?

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