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Income Equality and the Buttholeosaurus in Chief

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With But 11 months to go until the 2014 midterm elections and, with elected liberals running like turpentined cats away from Obamacare…The left is desperately looking for something around which THEIR core, low to no information voters, can rally.

As things stand now…Not even their steadfastly deceased voting bloc can muster up support for Obamacare.

It’s clear what that “thing” will be as liberals tipped their collective hands last week.

Equality.

In case you missed the DeBlasio coronation in NYC a week ago…

The new Marxist Mayor of the city that never dozes off except when it comes to vetting their candidates, made the following statement:

“We are called to put an end to economic and social inequalities that threaten to unravel the city we love. And so today, we commit to a new progressive direction in New York. And that same progressive impulse has written our city’s history. It’s in our DNA.”

Economic and social inequalities.

That, to socialists, is the problem that threatens to unravel…Not only the city of New York but…By extension…The nation!!!

Seriously, they can’t help it.

After all…It’s IN THEIR DNA…So says Marxist Billy.

I believe, were they to undergo a DNA test, they would discover what we’ve suspected all along…

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Obama Supporters – Dry Humping the Leg of Socialism

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“If YA don’t like the way I’m doin’ things, feel free to file a lawsuit.”

THAT is, essentially, Obama’s definition of “leadership.”

He feels safe in this respect because, over the years, liberals have loaded as many socialist/activist judges into the federal court system as possible and, on the off chance Obama finds his agenda being aired before a judge NOT of that ilk…He has the element of threats on his side.

This is exactly how the Dictator, Barack Hussein Obama manages to issue his unilateral decrees without the interference of congress.

I have another definition for you too:

dry hump
verb

vulgar slang
gerund or present participle: dry humping
  1. 1.
    simulate or unsuccessfully attempt sexual activity with (someone or something), usually while fully dressed and without gratification.

What we have here is an unknown entity, Obama, who has had his college records sealed, his thesis sealed, his selective service records sealed and hides them behind a forged selective service registration form.

Obama has had…His Illinois State Senate schedule sealed…His Illinois State Senate RECORDS sealed and any record of his BAPTISM sealed.

Barack Hussein Obama, if that is his real name…Has had any notion of seeing his long form birth certificate sealed and has provided what has been proven to be a bad forgery of a birth certificate posted on the white house website with the claim that it is real.

HE…refuses to allow US…To see ANY of these things and yet…

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Friday Fume

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Well, here we are.

The FIRST Friday Fume of the NEW YEAR!!!

Alright…Settle down…Good grief.

Today, we begin a whole new year of the same old liberal/socialist crap by advancing the theory that if you don’t laugh a little…You’ll cry A LOT!!!

Anyway…

Brian Taylor…A 45 year old IDIOT is in trouble in Yorkshire England.

He was arrested for violating a court order that he stay far away from GAS STATIONS.

It seems he rather enjoys STEALING petrol…AND GETTING HIGH BY SNIFFING AND…DRINKING THE GAS!!!

Back in 2005…THE GAS GUZZLER was KICKED OUT OF A SUPPORT GROUP FOR…”SHOWING UP SMELLING OF GASOLINE AND…BEING DEEMED A…FIRE HAZARD!!!”

Perhaps it might be prudent to get a court order preventing him from wearing CORDUROY PANTS???

A NEW POLL SHOWS THAT 70% OF Americans have NO CONFIDENCE in government which, stands to reason.

The OTHER 30% ARE EMPLOYED BY THE GOVERNMENT!!!

And…So far…

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Weekend Edition: Let Liberals OWN Their Demise

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Late last Thursday, Obama, once again, altered a law passed by congress, Obamacare,without congressional action.

Once again, he has violated the Constitutional separation of powers.

Once again, congress, notably, Republicans in the house, where all tax laws and the changes to them must originate, have done nothing regarding this unconstitutional action.

In most cases, I would be calling for heads to roll but, not in this case.

The Tea Party, Conservatives. Republicans and the RINOS are absolutely correct in keeping their mouths shut.

The reason is as plain as the noses above their muffled mouths.

Obamacare is a law that was passed ONLY by the democrats.

Not one single Republican voted FOR it and some Democrats had to LITERALLY be BRIBED to pass it.

By the dictatorial rule of then house Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, a DEMOCRAT, nobody was allowed to READ the Obamacare bill before they PASSED it and when it arrived in the senate…Obamacare passed by only 1…DEMOCRAT…vote.

Republicans have made the Democrats OWN Obamacare from the start because Republicans KNEW this to be a bad, unsustainable law and…

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Obamacrap’s New Marketing Plan – “FAABULOUUS!!!!”

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Yesterday, Jay Carney was at the podium READING a provided talking point regarding how Obamacare was already saving MILLIONS of people money.

I hate to break it to you but, Carney may well be right.

I hate to break it to Carney but, the reason millions are saving money is because they once paid FOR health insurance and now, because of Obamacare…THEY’RE NOT…because they figure it’s better to not pay and just hope nothing goes wrong.

Idiot.

Anyway…That’s not what this article is all about.

Remember just a couple of weeks ago when this administration was out there telling us that what Obamacare really needed to become a success was a…MARKETING PLAN???

I mean, they spent 3 ½ years having Obama market it with lies about keeping your plans and keeping your doctors.

They spent $677 MILLION dollars on the Obamacare website to make enrolling in Obamacare as easy as buying a TV on Amazon.

They marketed it to their own party in congress by BRIBING them to vote for it.

Obama and his crack (smoking) team of marketing geniuses TRIED to enlist the NFL to push Obamacare but only the Ravens took him up on the deal and scored a cool $130 thousand to do…something.

The Obama administration used cute, fuzzy critters and tried to call the whole thing…”ADORABLE CARE!!!”

They paid some advertising firm a boatload of taxpayer dollars to create ads featuring frat boys doing keg stands and horny young women with their panties in a knot over some dweeb touting Obamacare’s Sandra Fluke, slutcare benefits but…sadly…that didn’t pan out either.

Celebrities…Obama and his Hollywood pals were using a gaggle of paparazzi targets to convince us all that enrolling in Obamacare would make us ALL more glamorous but…As soon as the “As-Easy-to-Use-as-Amazon” website crashed…the stars disappeared.

But all Obamacare really needs, to take off like a Russian rocket is…

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Obamacare: A Thief in the Night

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A REALITY FOR MORE AND MORE Americans these days is the fact that they must live from paycheck to paycheck.

As more and more Americans see their jobs disappear or cut to part-time hours because of Obamacare, they struggle to make ends meet and do something very foreign to the government that rules over them.

They budget.

TIGHTLY.

Americans don’t have the luxury of simply raising their debt limit every time the wind blows. What they bring in is all they have and, they must…THEY MUST…make it to the next paycheck on that amount.

Now, we have word that Obamacare, after screwing Americans, upon the lies told by Obama, out of the insurance they had, liked and COULD afford, for HIGHER insurance premiums and HIGHER deductibles, has started screwing them once again.

For the past 2 ½ months, we have all been regaled by glowing anecdotes from this lying administration regarding how the STATE exchanges ARE working and working so much better than the federal Obamacare website.

Ask the Bruner’s in the state of Washington how well their Washington Healthplanfinder is working for THEM.

In October, the Bruner’s, in the midst of starting their own business, logged on to Washington Healthplanfinder, selected a plan and, as the website allowed, chose their payment date.

They chose December 24th but…

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Friday Fume

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My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!

You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…

Let’s see…

Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!

She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!

Which raises the question…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????

On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!

That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!

And…

Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.

Probably a good thing really…I mean…

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Millennials – The Last Nail in the Obamacare Coffin

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According to Zeke Emanuel, Rahm’s brother, Obamacare architect, and a guy with all the warmth and charm of an inflamed hemorrhoid, the reason Young people are, in droves, NOT signing up for the insipid insurance program is that…

“No one has launched a big PR campaign to get these people signed up because of the problems with the federal website. We are about to launch a big PR campaign, and that, I think, is going to persuade a lot of people to sign up.”

Really?

After 3 ½ years of Obama campaigning on Obamacare…After his minions constantly telling the public how Obamacare was the greatest thing since sliced cheese and after all the ballyhoo surrounding a bill SO fantastic it had to remain under wraps until after it was passed…

Obamacare needs a “PR” CAMPAIGN???

Most folks think PR stands for “PUBLIC RELATIONS” but, most folks don’t have the double top-secret, Karl Marx decoder ring.

PR, in socialist speak means…

PROPAGANDA  REPRESENTATION!!!

Obamacare, according to Zeke, suffers from a lack of propaganda.

You see, for Obamacare to work, YOUNG people, steeped for the vast majority of their lives in socialism, via indoctrination centers mislabeled as “Public Schools” and, having had their brains soaked in socialism at asylums of HIGHER indoctrination masquerading as COLLEGES…MUST sign up for Obamacare and have THEIR bank accounts raided on behalf of older, sicker people.

What Zeke and Barry just can’t understand is that…

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Friday Fume

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Gee WHIZ what a week.

We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…

The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!

Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???

And…

Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!

Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…

I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start with this…

Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…

BENGHAZI!!!

This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.

Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???

SERIOUSLY…WTH???

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Obama’s Desperate Lie: “Obamacare is Working”

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“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

Those were the words of Barack Hussein Obama, a pathological and compulsive liar on the first day of his 21 Days of Obamacare tour just 2 days ago.

“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

Keep that quote in mind…Not that I’m about to allow you to forget it.

6.2 MILLION Americans have had their existing insurance plans cancelled…SO FAR…because of Obamacare and this horse’s ass has the unmitigated GALL to stand before the American people and tell them…Tell THEM…that:

“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

There is no security…NONE…written into the Obamacare website system and YOU are MANDATED to turn all of YOUR private personal information including your social security number, your email address, your phone number, your tax information, your employment information, your income information and so very much more over TO that website and there is the liar in chief telling you that: “The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

There have been THOUSANDS of “Navigators” hired to “ASSIST THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IN THE ENROLLMENT PROCESS” AND THIS ADMINISTRATION HAS ADMITTED THAT…BECAUSE THERE WAS NO BACKGROUND CHECK REQUIREMENT FOR THOSE “NAVIGATOR” HIRES…THEY MAY WELL HAVE HIRED…CONVICTED FELONS…TO HANDLE ALL OF YOUR PERSONAL, PRIVATE INFORMATION!!!

“The bottom line is, this law is working and will work into the future.”

We now know that 1/3 of those who THINK they have “enrolled in Obamacare HAVEN’T because, the system has garbled or lost ALL THAT PRIVATE, PERSONAL information before it ever made it to the insurance carriers and yet, the swine stands at the podium and states…

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