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The Great Reparation Revelation

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Lately, there has been a good deal of talk amongst the liberal Marxist crowd of paying reparations to the descendants of slaves. I used to think the notion was rubbish, but I’ve changed my mind.

That’s me in the photo on the left.

By all appearances, I’m a white guy…except…

I’m not.

There has also been a lot of prattle in liberal Marxist circles regarding how one identifies one’s self. Some men identify as women. Some women identify as men. Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman who wants to date women so I suppose he identifies as a man who likes to make believe he’s a woman who is a lesbian.

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The First Christmas…Rebooted

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If you happen to be of the Christian faith, there can be no doubt that you know the story of the first Christmas by heart. It’s a story that’s been around for two millennium, being told, retold, embellished, condensed, written down, edited and made into an epic tale.

History tells us that not everything in that story is true, or accurate, and indeed the Bible itself offers not only clues but as near to tangible evidence for how it’s been condensed and altered over the past couple of thousand years to fit a narrative palatable and easy to follow by people in centuries past.

I won’t get into those clues, or into the condensing and altering of the story here, but I did write a piece on that topic in 2017, entitled Politics and The First Christmas which you can read here.

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Thanksgiving With COVID Stuffing

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Ahhh…Thanksgiving. That magical holiday where family and friends gather for the feast of thanks.

Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, gravy, that green bean casserole, dinner rolls and pumpkin pie.

Just the thought of it makes one’s mouth water, and belt loosen.

Every year, Thanksgiving is that one day we all look forward to with reckless abandon. Not just for the food, but for the time we get to spend with loved ones we so often don’t get to see but once or twice a year.

Hold on…in fact…hold everything.

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Biden – From Hidin’ to Slidin’

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While the Trump Train is roaring full speed ahead down the tracks with barely 2 weeks until the 2020 election, Biden’s trolley is rapidly coming off the tracks.

For the past 6 or 7 months, Joe Biden has been hidin’ in his basement bunker and we’ve all been told he was dodging the rampaging COVIDS, but we know that’s not the truth. The democrat party, and the socialists and Marxists who have seized control of that party have known all along that Biden wasn’t up to the rigors of campaigning.

From his basement bunker virtual appearances, we, and his party could easily see the cognitive downhill slide taking place and in the midst of that, the naming of Kamala Harris as his running mate, the pick of the socialists and Marxists, not Joe’s personal choice was meant to invigorate the campaign.

It hasn’t.

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COVID or Not…Trump Powers On

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So…in the wee hours of last Friday morning, President Trump tweeted that both he, and First Lady Melania Trump had tested positive for COVID-19.

That leads to the very obvious question…

Who’s the idiot that just HAD to ask what else could possibly go wrong in 2020?

This has been possibly the strangest year since strangeness and years were invented. It started with a bogus impeachment of President Trump.

On the heels of that bat-crap crazy political stunt, the commies over in China unleashed the cracken, otherwise known as the rampaging COVIDs. Naturally, the response to the uncommon cold was to shut down the greatest economy on Earth, mandate that people in the Land of the Free hole up in their caves, and you weren’t allowed to go to your grandmother’s funeral…unless grandma was a meth-encrusted thug with a police record a mile long and laid out in a golden casket.

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Liberalism…From Bullcrap to Bear Poop

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I’ve had enough. Have YOU had enough? I have had way MORE than enough of the liberal bullcrap in all of its various forms and I’m willing to bet you have too.

The mainstream media, and the cesspool of turds that inhabit it along with their masters, the liberal elected elite have gone batshit crazy, and they know it. They don’t care that YOU know it, and they have reached such a point of desperation that they’re not even trying to hide it anymore.

After watching both the Liberal Marxist Banana Republic Convention and the RNC National Convention, I can assure you that the differences between the two parties, and their agendas are as vast as the differences between the carbon dioxide, with clouds of sulfuric acid droplets atmosphere of Venus a cabana on a beach with a cool adult beverage in the shade of a swaying palm.

Sit down and buckle up friends…I’m about to tell you what I really think.

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This, That and The Other Thing

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There just doesn’t seem to be any let-up in the amount of manure to which we are being subjected by the mainstream media regarding current distractions from Joe Biden’s diminished mental state with now less than 100 days until the election.

While we should all be focused on the economy, China’s assault on freedoms in Hong Kong, Iran’s rhetoric against civilization while various parts of their nuclear facilities keep mysteriously exploding (probably due to mazel tov cocktails) and other assorted happenings, we’re stuck in the revolving door of liberal propaganda.

COVID, BLM, COVID, ANTIFA, COVID and so on and so forth.

Simply put, what the mainstream media is telling us ad nauseam regarding COVID and the BLM/ANTIFA crap is just that…crap…and we need to scrape that crap from the bottoms of our shoes and get to the truth.

First, there’s this…

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Cancel Culture – Biting the Hand That Fed It

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The liberal left created the monster.

They raised it up, fed it, took it out for walks in the park, loved it and powdered its behind.

They embraced it, hugged, championed it and became attached to it.

Liberals claimed it as their own, and as they unleashed it on the general populous, they gave it a name…

“Cancel Culture.”

In reality, it isn’t new. It’s been around as long as people have been around. Back in the day, it took the form of banishment from a community, or the public shaming of someone deemed to have committed some social misdeed.

People used to be pilloried…

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Dear BLM…I’m Sorry

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Over the course of the past several weeks, we have all seen a Marxist organization running amok in our streets trying to form a political party and wreaking havoc in our cities. This band of thugs has been defacing and tearing down monuments and statues, looting businesses, committing arson, and targeting cops, and civilians alike.

They have done hundreds of millions of dollars in damage, severely injured scores of good people, killed some police officers and left some cities in tatters.

Liberal elected officials in this country are trying to appease the thugs, not out of a sense of altruistic intentions, but for their votes, and garden variety liberals have been pretending to be apologetic to the BLM, even taking a knee in solidarity with them, or bowing and scraping to them to show their supposed displeasure at their own skin color.

Many liberal celebrities have taken to various forms of social media to tell the BLM goons and thugs how sorry they are for their supposed privilege.

In fact, the BLM goons, thugs, looters, arsonists, and murderers have encouraged all of the rest of us, via domestic terrorism, to pony up and say we’re sorry.

I have decided to take the unprecedented step, as a Conservative blogger and radio co-host to do just that…to say I’m sorry…and so here I go…

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SPAZ Is For SPAZtics

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CHOP…the republic formerly as CHAZ…which I now lovingly refer to as…SPAZ…is having more trouble getting itself up and running than a 3rd world African craphole country, but it sure is getting more entertaining by the day.

It all started during the Riots in Seattle, when ANTIFA commandeered a 6 block section of downtown and claimed it not only as their own, but as an independent nation unto itself. They named it CHAZ for Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone.

That lasted about a week until some ANTIFA yahoos got the bright idea to rename it CHOP, for Capitol Hill Occupied Protest, or Capitol Hill Organized Protest. They’re not really sure what it stands for but they sure know what it means.

It means…

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