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Gee WHIZ what a week.

We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…

The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!

Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???

And…

Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!

Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…

I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start with this…

Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…

BENGHAZI!!!

This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.

Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???

SERIOUSLY…WTH???

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Well…HERE’S a bit of LIBERAL/SOCIALIST WISDOM for ya…

Over in AMSTERDAM…It seems they have a problem with DRUNKS IN THE STREETS so…

THEY ARE PAYING THEM TO CLEAN UP THE STREETS…$13 BUCKS…A HOT MEAL AND…FIVE BEERS A DAY!!!!!

Sounds like a JOB OPPORTUNITY for that CRACK SMOKING MAYOR OF TORONTO…Doesn’t it???

Paula Deen called the guy who robbed her…20 YEARS AGO…a racist slur and now SHE has to live in a cave in Bolivia while…OPRAH SAYS ALL THE OLD WHITE PEOPLE SOUTH OF THE MASON/DIXON LINE HAVE TO DIE AND…4 DAYS LATER…SHE GETS THE MEDAL OF FREEDOM!!!

And…Scientists have found evidence of THE oldest life-form on earth…A 3.5 BILLION year old bacteria.

They’re calling it the…HARRIUM REIDUM DUMB-DUMB BACTERIUM!!!

It’s Friday friends and Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

Ummmmm….

Last week I gave you the idiot from PERU who married a TREE in ARGENTINA…Well…

Now we have word of ANOTHER marriage and…ANOTHER IDIOT!!!

It seem that Linda Ducharme has married the love of her life over the last 30 years.

Bruce…

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Oh boy…Where do I even begin with this week’s list of liberal lunacy???

Nancy Pelosi actually said of Obamacare…“All of the implementation has gone very well.”

I’M SURE SHE ALSO BELIEVES THE PRODUCTION OF “OUR AMERICAN COUSIN” AT FORD’S THEATER ON APRIL 14TH, 1865 WENT…SWIMMINGLY!!!

Then…the crusty old moonbat TWEETED…”FACT: Despite website glitches ­­≈ 1m have applied and are eligible to #getcovered on #ACA marketplaces. 500,000 have already secured coverage”

Ummm She issued that AFTER Sebelius ADMITTED that ONLY 106,000 had…”SELECTED” coverage but, SHE ALSO REFUSED to say how many had ACTUALLY PAID for it.

Obviously, Pelosi is using the same tabulation system liberals used to count the votes in 2012.

AND…

Over in Moscow…Pyotr Pavlensky decided to protest the Kremlin’s crackdown on human rights by…STRIPING NAKED…SITTING ON THE RED SQUARE BRICKS AND…NAILING HIS NARDS TO THE STREET!!!

Ummmm…

First…Just let me say…

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay…Now then…

It’s not at all unlike the way OBAMA protested CAPITALISM by STAPLING his to a 2700 PAGE SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE MANIFESTO!!!

At least the BOLSHOI stands to get a new SOPRANO out of the deal.

Anyway…It’s been quite the week but, here we are…On Friday and…

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Keeping track of the behavior of liberals is a little like herding cats but, week in and week out, we designate Friday’s as the day to laugh at em.

This week is no different than the rest.

We finally have a number for the crush of people who enrolled for Obamacare on the very 1st day.

SIX!!!

MY HIGH SCHOOL SHOP TEACHER COULD COUNT THAT HIGH AND STILL HAVE 2 FINGERS LEFT OVER!!!

An Italian magazine claims that Obama’s NSA was…SPYING ON THE CONCLAVE THAT ELECTED POPE FRANCIS!!!!!

Well, that explains the sudden downturn in the over/under line on Cardinal DOLAN.

And…

According to a report…Back in 2011…Kathleen Sebelius’ HHS Department paid out…$23 MILLION DOLLARS in MEDICAID to…DEAD PEOPLE!!!

Ummmmm…Liberals…AFTER THEY’RE DEAD…YOU DON’T NEED TO KEEP PAYING THEM TO VOTE FOR YOU!!!!!

Good grief…

SEE WHAT I MEAN???

It’s Friday friends and Patriots and…

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When it comes to finding ways of exhibiting moronic behavior…Liberals and Socialists have been busier than a CLOWDER OF CATS TRYING TO BURY TURDS ON A CONCRETE FLOOR!!!

Let’s jump right in, shall we?

Isn’t this quaint?

The NSA which…ABSOLUTELY IS NOT SPYING ON AMERICANS…Is…Apparently…SPYING ON 35 DIFFERENT WORLD LEADERS including German Chancellor Angela Merkel…The PRIME MINISTER of BELGIUM and the PRIME MINISTER OF…THE NEATHERLANDS!!!

Hotbeds of enemy activity all.

NOBODY’S SCHNITZEL RECIPE IS SAFE!!!

Hmmmm…

“This is nothing at all to do with politics. We’ve made crystal clear that we want to find these people and bring them to justice. Whether we pay a couple million dollars isn’t the point — the point is we believe it’s a priority … and whether they are on a website or not doesn’t change that.” 

Those were the words of State Department blather piece Marie Harf when she was asked WHY there was NO REWARD being offered for information leading to the arrest of those responsible for…THE TERRORIST ATTACKS THAT KILLED 4 AMERICANS IN BENGHAZI!!!

Hell…I don’t need a reward…

THERE HE IS…SITTING THERE WITH HIS FEET ON THE DESK…IN THE OVAL OFFICE…

GET HIM…GET HIM!!!!!

You’re welcome.

And…

LO AND BEHOLD…SOMEBODY HAS ACTUALLY BEEN FIRED IN THE OBAMACARE WEBSITE FIASCO!!!

Yep…ERLING DAVIS!!!

Who????

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Well, rather than a 3rd episode of GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FUMES…This week…We’re back to regular, garden variety liberal insanity.

Tuesday…In Pekin Illinois…26-year-old Adam Lester was arrested for doing…140 MPH…IN A 55MPH ZONE…ON A MOTORCYCLE…WITH A 16 YEAR OLD PASSENGER ON THE BACK!!!

I have no idea how they even CAUGHT the KAWASAKI COMET but…His explanation is what leads me to believe he is a liberal.

ADAM LESTER TOLD THE COPS HE WAS DRIVING SO FAST BECAUSE…HE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!

I’m willing to bet that wasn’t a problem for his passenger.

Meanwhile…

Over on MSNBCommies…Morning Joe spend the batter part of 2 weeks…Calling the TEA PARTY a bunch of…ARSONISTS…HOSTAGE TAKERS…RANSOM DEMANDING RADICALS WITH BOMBS STRAPPED TO THEIR CHESTS and then had…BILL AYERS…THE WEATHER UNDERGROUND DOMESTIC TERRORIST FROM THE 1970’s ON AS A GUEST TO…SELL HIS NEW BOOK!!!!!

Maybe next week they’ll take a full day to remember MOTHER THERESA as a COLD HEARTED SHREW and then have CASEY ANTHONY ON TO PLUG HER NEW LIFETIME MOVIE OF THE WEEK!!!!!

And…

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This is a SPECIAL SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN edition of our weekly wrap up.

You didn’t really think the shutdown could stop the Fume did ya?

THIS IS ESSENTIAL!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

A little quick research shows that there are a multitude of NATIONAL HISTORIC LANDMARKS in Washington DC.

We ARE in the midst of a government shutdown.

Yes?

Sooooooooo…

CLOSE DOWN THE DAMN WHITE HOUSE WHY DON’T YA???????

That’s right…FURLOUGH OBAMA AND MAKE HIM AND HIS HUSBAND PACK UP THEIR PRAYER RUGS AND MOVE INTO A MOTEL 6!!!!!!

Guess what else is on the list…

THE U.S. CAPITOL BUILDING!!!

SHUT ER DOWN!!!!!!!!

There IS precedent for doing this ya know…

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The inescapable fact that liberals and socialists are BAT CRAP INSANE has been on FULL DISPLAY once again this week.

You just can’t make this stuff UP.

Before we get into the thick of what hit the fan over the last 7 days…

Let me give you a few quick hitters.

3 middle school students from Virginia Beach have been…EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR because they were PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS…ON PRIVATE PROPERTY…BEFORE SCHOOL WHILE WAITING FOR THE BUS!!!!!

Another clear-cut case of ZERO TOLERANCE for COMMON SENSE!!!!!

AL QAEDA TERRORISTS in LIBYA have “STOLEN” hundreds of REAL guns, an undisclosed number of high tech night vision goggles,  and dozens of Special Operations transports armed with machine guns, fragmentation grenade launchers, and STATE-OF-THE-ART…HIGH TECH CLASSIFIED GPS ON-BOARD UNITS!!!

STOLEN???

Like kids STEAL candy on HALLOWEEN???

And…

With IRAN TRYING TO BUILD NUKES…

North Korea HAVING nukes and a GROWING METH MANUFACTURING OPERATION…

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