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Friday Fume

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And so, we’ve all survived another week. It’s been a long week of liberal lies and insanity but the more they talk, the deeper the hole they’re digging themselves into.

It seems that, more and more, all we have to do to counter their inane behavior is use their own words!!

Let’s all sit back, take a deep breath, grab a beverage and have at it!!!

It’s FRIDAY my friends and…

I’m fuming.

If you were to ask the Emperor if HE knows the definition of the word, “Truth” he would most likely tell you that he does.

That would, of course, be a lie.

There he was, the Lyin’ King, spewing forth another load of bull in Mansfield Ohio when he stated, with great certainty…

“And you do not have to take my word for it. (Fat chance…) Just today, an independent, non-partisan organization ran all the numbers on Governor Romney’s plan. This wasn’t my staff. This wasn’t something we did. Independent group, ran the numbers.”

He was…LYING!!!

He was referring to, “On The Distributional Effects Of Base-Broadening Income Tax Reform,” which, in and of itself is a pack of lies.

Ya see…That “study” was written by…Samuel Brown, William Gale, and Adam Looney….OKAY?

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Nitwits, Hair Brains and Socialists…OH MY!!!!

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Okay…Let me see if I have this straight.

Hair Brained Harry Reid who has offered such pearls of wisdom as these:

“The tea party will disappear as soon as the economy gets better and the economy is getting better all the time.”

“Until the Republicans get real, we can’t do [spending bills], because [House Republicans] have refused to adhere to the law that guides this country.”

“Last year, Amonix CEO Brian Robertson was tragically killed in a plane crash and unfortunately the company was unable to recover from this difficult time.”

“Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.”

“This war is lost and the surge is not accomplishing anything.”

At one point Hair Brained Harry said THIS about John Roberts…

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Friday Fume

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As we get closer and closer to the election…Liberals get closer and closer to the RUBBER ROOM.

They continue to grow more and more desperate and hence, they become more and more unglued.

We should fully expect liberals to foolishness to go completely off the scale and this week has been no exception. We, as conservatives can either pull our hair out or…laugh at them while we watch them flail about.

So what do you say Patriots? Shall we keep the pressure ON???

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, well, well…How about we start things off today inside the demented mind of Harry Reid?

In the last few days…ol’ Harry has stated and doubled down on something that even HE admits, he doesn’t know if it is true or not.

This jackass is flitting about saying that in the last 10 years…Mitt Romney has paid no taxes.

He says, “I am not basing this on some figment of my imagination. I have had a number of people tell me that.”

Who, Harry? WHO’S been telling you that???

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Friday Fume

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Well, here we are…At the end of another week and the beginning of our 2nd year at The National Patriot!!!

Liberals really are the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to absolute stupidity…Aren’t they?

Just when you think they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel…You discover that the barrel has a BASEMENT and a MINE SHAFT under THAT!!!

Why they keep thinking they have to give the SHAFT to the rest of us is quite beyond comprehension but…THEY DO PERSIST…

AND SO DO I!!!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and, you guessed it…

I’m fuming.

Oh, for GOD’S sake!!!

Liberal/socialists are having a COW over Chick-Fil-A!!!!!!

Liberal/socialists and some in the gay community have now labeled Chick-Fil-A as…ANTI GAY!!!

As usual…the libs are LEAPING to FALSE conclusions.

Here’s what Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy said when he was questioned about donating money to a group that advocates against redefining marriage:

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Friday Fume

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Friends and Patriots…Today is a special Friday!!!

This is our 52nd FUME which means…NEXT Friday is The National Patriot’s 1 year anniversary!!!

Do you KNOW what that means???

THAT means that TOGETHER…We have survived a FULL YEAR’S worth of liberal INSANITY and to celebrate…I left a little video fun for ya at the end of this Fume!!!

So what do you say we strap ourselves in TIGHT and wrap this week up with yet ANOTHER review with ATTITUDE???

If you’re ready…SO AM I!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Say it’s not so…

Guess who’s ready to throw his pants back into the political ring???

ANTHONY WEINER!!!!

That’s right, THE PETER TWEETER wants to run for MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY!!!

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Friday Fume

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It’s that time again friends.

Time to sit back, take that load off your shoulders and let it out.

We’ve survived another week of liberal/socialist mayhem and the only way to keep it from driving us all over the edge, is to have a bit of a laugh.

While there’s no telling WHAT the liberals have in store for us NEXT week, we’ll find a way to make fun of that when the time comes.

For now, it’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME…AGAIN…JUST EXACTLY WHY WE KEEP FUNDING THE UNITED NATIONS???

Last week, SPECIAL U.N. ENVOY…KOFI ANNAN…said…”My presence here proves that I believe Iran can play a positive role and should therefore be a part of the solution in the Syrian crisis.”

“If we don’t make a real effort to resolve this issue peacefully and it were to get out of hand and spread in the region, it can lead to consequences that none of us could imagine.”

IF IT…WERE…TO GET OUT OF HAND???

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Friday Fume

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Well my friends, we’ve made it through another week. It’s been an odd week with Independence Day smack in the middle of it and while many have hit the road on vacations…Here we sit, at The National Patriot, keeping track of the liberal dipsticks that don’t reach all the way to the oil pan.

Today, we are exactly 4 months from the most important election since 1860 and liberal/socialists are getting desperate.

If we expect nothing more from them we’ll never be disappointed.

It’s Friday, Patriots, and…

I’m fuming.

Hmmm…Down Texas way…it seems that while trying to implement a voter ID law to add validity to the voting there…Texas has hit the Holder ROAD BLOCK.

Well…There’s a shock.

As the case over the Texas Voter ID law heads to court next week, it appears that Holder has employed…

THE CATALIST GROUP…to gather information.

CATALIST has quite the client list. Obama’s 2008 election campaign, the Democratic Governors Association, the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, the American Civil Liberties Union, NARAL – Pro-Choice America Foundation, and the Texas Democratic Trust.

GEE WIZ…WERE ALL THE DOJ’S INVESTIGATORS TOO BUSY DOING AN IN DEPTH INVESTIGATION ON LEAKS COMING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE OR IGNORING THE CONTEMPT CHARGES TO WORK ON KEEPING VOTER FRAUD A SUBSTANTIAL PART OF THE PROCESS IN TEXAS???

Congressman Lamar Smith sent a letter to HOLDER complaining about the partisan effort to squelch the Texas Voter ID law but…

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FRIDAY FUME

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Are ya SPINNING?

After this past week if you’re not spinning around on circles you must be DEAD. Of course, if you’re dead…WELCOME TO THE LIBERAL SOCIALIST VOTING ROLLS!!!

Actually, being dead is NO excuse for NOT spinning round and round this week as I am POSITIVE our FOUNDERS are spinning in their collective graves.

My friends, take heart…Today is the day we grip reality by the THROAT and choke the liberal stupidity out of it.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

There was a LOT of…stuff…making BIG headlines this week – and trust me, I’ll get to some of that – but first, there MAY have been a few things that got past you that, in the art gallery of liberal/socialist behavior, should be exhibited.

We’ll start in Colorado where…OH GUESS WHAT…while Supreme Court votes and contempt charges were in play YESTERDAY…Abound Solar…based in Loveland Colorado…

FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY!!!

Here’s a big surprise…

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Friday Fume

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GEEEEEZ…What a week.

I don’t know about the rest of you but, THIS has been one LOOOOONG week of liberal/socialist STUPIDITY.

November can’t come soon enough but, until then, I’ll just take it all in and do my level best not to explode. Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.

It’s called…FRIDAY…and my friends…

I’m fuming!!!!

We start today, in the Asylum by the Bay…San Francisco!!!

This will be the home of next year’s, America’s Cup yacht race but….before they unfurl their SAILS…

SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW has agreed to spend…$150,000.00 of TAXPAYERS money to find out whether or not…

THE SAIL BOATS SCARE BIRDS IN THE BAY!!!!!

Ummmm…THEY’RE BIRDS!!!

THEY GET SCARED IF YOU SNEEZE!!!

Not only that but, these BIRD BRAINS will ALSO spend $75,000.00 on ATTORNEYS to make sure it all done legally!!!

Correct me if I’m wrong but…since birds can’t talk, how will anybody actually know if they’re SCARED or if they are just…annoyed?

UNLESS THEY’RE EMUS, PENGUINS, OSTRICHES OR SOME OTHER GROUNDED FOWL…which would DROWN (EXCEPT FOR THE PENGUINS) if they were IN THE BAY…CAN’T THEY JUST…OH, I DON’T KNOW…FLY OUT OF THE WAY???

For the love of GOD…don’t tell these liberal IDIOTS that there are…FISH in the bay…

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Friday Fume

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What a week. I have to admit…I’m a little dizzy from all the liberal spin this week.

While these KNOT HEADS chase their own tails at warp speed, I have to sit by WATCHING them.

Don’t these nuts know they can kiss their own butts without the whirling rampage? Honestly, I never know whether to be completely appalled or mildly entertained by it all.

I suppose, a little of both. Oh well…It IS Friday and either way…

I’m fuming.

So…There was Eric Holder, appearing in front of a Senate hearing a few days ago, where he actually said that he was showing consistent values and…

“I STUCK TO MY GUNS.”

Look…maybe it’s just me but…IF HE HAD STUCK JUST A LITTLE CLOSER TO HIS GUNS…HE’D KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW…WOULDN’T HE?????

It seems to me that if this moron would PART with about 72,400 documents, memos and emails AS QUICKLY AS HE DID WITH THOSE GUNS….Congress wouldn’t be heading FAST AND FURIOUSLY TOWARD CONTEMPT CHARGES!!!

Now, the head of the DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE wants to cut a deal with Issa…What did he call it…Oh yeah…

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