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Friday Fume

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GEEEEEZ…What a week.

I don’t know about the rest of you but, THIS has been one LOOOOONG week of liberal/socialist STUPIDITY.

November can’t come soon enough but, until then, I’ll just take it all in and do my level best not to explode. Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.

It’s called…FRIDAY…and my friends…

I’m fuming!!!!

We start today, in the Asylum by the Bay…San Francisco!!!

This will be the home of next year’s, America’s Cup yacht race but….before they unfurl their SAILS…

SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW has agreed to spend…$150,000.00 of TAXPAYERS money to find out whether or not…

THE SAIL BOATS SCARE BIRDS IN THE BAY!!!!!

Ummmm…THEY’RE BIRDS!!!

THEY GET SCARED IF YOU SNEEZE!!!

Not only that but, these BIRD BRAINS will ALSO spend $75,000.00 on ATTORNEYS to make sure it all done legally!!!

Correct me if I’m wrong but…since birds can’t talk, how will anybody actually know if they’re SCARED or if they are just…annoyed?

UNLESS THEY’RE EMUS, PENGUINS, OSTRICHES OR SOME OTHER GROUNDED FOWL…which would DROWN (EXCEPT FOR THE PENGUINS) if they were IN THE BAY…CAN’T THEY JUST…OH, I DON’T KNOW…FLY OUT OF THE WAY???

For the love of GOD…don’t tell these liberal IDIOTS that there are…FISH in the bay…

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Friday Fume

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What a week. I have to admit…I’m a little dizzy from all the liberal spin this week.

While these KNOT HEADS chase their own tails at warp speed, I have to sit by WATCHING them.

Don’t these nuts know they can kiss their own butts without the whirling rampage? Honestly, I never know whether to be completely appalled or mildly entertained by it all.

I suppose, a little of both. Oh well…It IS Friday and either way…

I’m fuming.

So…There was Eric Holder, appearing in front of a Senate hearing a few days ago, where he actually said that he was showing consistent values and…

“I STUCK TO MY GUNS.”

Look…maybe it’s just me but…IF HE HAD STUCK JUST A LITTLE CLOSER TO HIS GUNS…HE’D KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW…WOULDN’T HE?????

It seems to me that if this moron would PART with about 72,400 documents, memos and emails AS QUICKLY AS HE DID WITH THOSE GUNS….Congress wouldn’t be heading FAST AND FURIOUSLY TOWARD CONTEMPT CHARGES!!!

Now, the head of the DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE wants to cut a deal with Issa…What did he call it…Oh yeah…

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Friday Fume

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I have DONE it! Once again I have survived a week’s worth of liberal/socialist insanity and I certainly hope you have also.

It was close though and had it not been for Governor Walker…I might have gone screaming into the night. Walker’s big win in the “too close to call” recall sent a clear message that liberal/socialists are in big trouble come November but…

We still have 5 months to go and the other side is shifting their abhorrent behavior into high gear.

No worries…If we have survived the last 3 1/2 years, I’ll bet that, together, we can make it through until November.

It’s Friday my friends and you KNOW what THAT means…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy. How do I…handle…this one delicately.

We’re starting this week in Granola City USA…San Francisco where what ain’t fruits and nuts are flakes.

That’s where a guy cut off his own…ummm…

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Obama’s BRILLIANT Economic Plan

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Well…I’m not exactly sure WHAT to say. I am STUNNED by the depth and breadth of Obama’s knowledge of economics.

Finally, yesterday, he made a clear and concise statement regarding his plan to fix the economy.

Oh, it’s late in coming but, better late than never…Right?

Obama was in Minnesota, speaking to liberal voters who, naturally, hang on his every utterance, and he substantially cleared up his, up to now, foggy approach to the nation’s struggling economy.

It seems to me that I MIGHT have to take back every bad thing I have said regarding his economic prowess over the years for truly, we are in the presence of greatness.

Here is what he said, word for word.

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Friday Fume

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GREETINGS my Patriot friends!!!!

We have, against great odds, survived yet another week of liberal/socialist nuttery. It wasn’t easy…It never is…But, we manage one day at a time.

As we take a look back at the week that was, and shake our collective heads, just know that today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s get started today in Gitmo. Gitmo, unlike Solyndra, is a place Obama WANTED to close down but couldn’t. Of course, knowing what we know NOW…Were Gitmo trying to produce SOLAR PANELS…they would have been out of business a long time ago.

Here’s something ELSE we know…Obama sits at his desk with Axelrod and decides which terrorists he’s going after week by week. Oh…NOT to capture them and put them INTO Gitmo…oh no…He decides, as judge jury and executioner…WHO HE WON’T BE EXTRACTING INFORMATION FROM BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO DRONE THEM TO DEATH!!

Meanwhile…INSIDE Gitmo, we have learned from a documentary by Al Jazeera…THAT THE PRISONERS IN GITMO ARE RECEIVING A TORTURE FAR, FAR WORSE THAN GETTING WET!!!

THEY ARE BEING TORTURED BY BEING FORCED…AGAINST THEIR WILL…TO…

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Friday Fume

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Well, here we are, staring a 3 day weekend right in the face.

Before everybody starts their big BBQ, parade and Indy 5oo plans…How about we take a quick look back at the liberal/socialist week that was?

It’s been a banner week for foolishness and you KNOW I can’t let it slide.

Here we go Patriots!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!

Let’s start the liberal/socialist tour de force this week in a cesspool of brilliance.

Detroit.

As voters in Wisconsin make their final decisions regarding the Governor Walker recall election, maybe they should take a good, long look at Detroit Michigan…IN THE LIGHT OF DAY…since it will soon be nearly IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE A MOST OF IT AFTER DARK!!!

Detroit Mayor, David (badda) Bing…IS HATCHING A PLAN TO SHUT OFF ALMOST HALF OF DETROIT’S STREETLIGHTS!!!

In doing this…THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT would essentially be DECIDING WHERE PEOPLE LIVE WITHIN THE MOTOR CITY!!!

After DECADES of liberal/socialist control and union decisions…Detroit’s population is now only 40% of what it was in 1950. As more and more people have fled the city…TAX REVENUES…NO MATTER HOW HIGH THEY’VE BEEN JACKED UP…are no longer enough to keep the lights on.

The CRIMINAL element in Detroit…THE ONLY GROWING DEMOGRAPHIC IN THE CITY…is gonna LOVE this!!!

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Friday Fume

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We’re less than 6 months out from the 2012 election, and liberals are shifting their antics into high gear. One would think they’d pace themselves, but no…Liberal/socialists are at full throttle.

It’s obvious they can’t see where they’re going with their heads where they are, but I have to admit, watching them run about like idiots is a hoot.

Are ya ready? Got your helmets? Seat belts on?

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

It seems that, every village that’s missing an idiot can quit looking…We’ve found them…In SUNLAND PARK, NEW MEXICO!!!

That is where a WHOLE HERD of liberal/socialists elected one of their own kind, Daniel Salinas, as Mayor.

When you have a village FULL of idiots…SOMEONE has to lead them.

Salinas sits in jail, on MORE THAN 30 CHARGES RANGING FROM VOTER FRAUD TO KICKBACKS TO BRIBERY TO…HOOKERS!!!!

Of course, he’s not in it alone…

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Friday Fume

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Here we are again, at the end of yet another week. While we would like to report that there has been no liberal stupidity this week…

We can’t.

This week, like last week and all the others has been plumb FULL of it.

According to Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid” and who, after all, am I to argue with Ron White? While we can’t fix it, we CAN report ON it and we shall.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Over in France this week…THEY ELECTED A SOCIALIST AS THEIR PRESIDENT!!!

Good grief…CAN’T THEY SEE IT’S NOT WORKING OUT FOR US???

Ummmmm…The only difference would be in France…DEMOCRATS are called SOCIALISTS and over here…SOCIALISTS are called DEMOCRATS!!!

Now, if you call a Democrat a socialist to his or her face…THEY WILL DENY IT AND START SWEARING LIKE SAILORS…but….

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Massachusetts Bake Sale Terrorism

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BREAKING!!!

Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.

The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!

If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!

As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.

Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…

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Friday Fume

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Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?

Here I’ve been, trying like crazy to hum a happy tune while all week, all around me, things are going to hell in a liberal/socialist hand basket.

You know me…I TRY not to let it all get to me but…

HOLY CRAP…COME FRIDAY…

I’m fuming.

This week, we start by taking a little walk in the park…any park…

On May 1st…OCCUPI…which I’m sure is the plural of Occupus…WAS GOING TO SHUT DOWN AMERICA!!!

Never have so many feared so much since the Myans ran out of binders for their calendars.

The OCCUPI were going to shut down bridges, streets, commerce and banks. They were going to make it impossible to get to work, school, playgrounds, and hospitals. They were going to cause such mass havoc that the United States as we know it would be brought to its knees.

Ummmmm…Did they forget to hit “SEND” on their email? WHERE THE HECK WAS EVERYBODY??? In major cities across this great land…Chicago…New York…Dallas…Atlanta…L.A. they were barely able to shut down a crosswalk.

WE WERE TOLD THIS WOULD BE EARTH SHAKING…IT WAS GOING TO BE HUGE…WOMEN WOULD RUN SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT AND CHILDREN WOULD HAVE TO COVER THERE EYES…AND WHAT HAPPENS???

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