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Friday Fume

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I’ll tell ya what friends…Were it not for Friday’s, I’d explode.

How ANYBODY could vote for liberal/socialists is BEYOND me. Those in their right minds WON’T!!!

The world is on fire and so is my hair.

Friends and Patriots…We are just more than 3 weeks from the day that will decide whether or not the Republic has a future and liberal/socialists are doing their best…or worst…to draw us off our mission. The problem, for them, is that they just can’t seem to get out of their OWN way!!!

Their antics, were they not so dangerous, would be pure comedy GENIUS and my job, at the end of the week, is to take their destructive methods and turn them upside down.

This last week has been a banner week for liberal/socialist moronic behavior so…Let’s get after it shall we?

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

And so, now just barely more than 3 weeks from the election, the Obama Campaign Administration has devolved into sandbox 6 year olds.

Unable to defend his own economic record and with his foreign policy sinking faster than the Titanic…

Obama is actually trying to make his case for reelection on…

BIG BIRD AND CALLING HIS OPPONENTS DOODY HEADS!!!!!!

After a series of profound and compelling arguments for LOSING his first debate against Romney in RECORD FASION…Team O (crap) Bama tried to blame it on the altitude…On Romney being too prepared…and they’ve settled on…

ROMNEY’S A LIAR AND OBAMA WAS TOO POLITE!!!!!

Good grief….

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Friday Fume

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So…We’re a month and a day away from the election and, just as we promised, liberal/socialists are coming more unhinged by the HOUR.

They are feeling the effects of their grip on power slipping and sliding and they’re going moonbat CRAZY!!!

The toughest part of writing the FUME is not FINDING the lunacy but, NARROWING IT DOWN for publication week by week.

The loony bin’s cup runneth over.

Well, grab onto something bolted down tighter than an American Airline’s seat and HANG ON…Here we go!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…In Rahm Emmanuel’s Chicago…They’re now asking for ideas on HOW  TO CUT DOWN ON GUN CRIMES!!!

Whatsa matta…YOUR STRICTEST IN THE NATION GUN BANS NOT WORKIN’ FOR YA?????

HERE’S AN IDEA…START LETTING LAW ABIDING CITIZEN…CARRY GUNS!!!!!

The way it is now…YOU’VE got it set up so that ONLY THOSE WHO ARE APT TO COMMIT A CRIME…WITH A GUN…ARE CARRYING GUNS!!!!!

Isn’t it amazing how liberal/socialists think their plans are spot-on perfect…until they run into…REALITY????

Kinda makes ya wonder when they’re gonna come to the realization that SOCIALISM ITSELF DOESN’T WORK???

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Friday Fume

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Ya know, there FUMING and then there’s ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

Tomorrow, in the “Weekend Edition,” I’ll tackle the livid part of things but, for now, we should just be thankful that we’ve survived another week.

While the whole world seems to be going to hell in a hand bag in the Middle East and the planet’s despots were spewing forth at the United Nations…

I’ve done my level best to keep an eye on some of the OTHER liberal/socialist adverse behavior too.

It’s really amazing just what liberals will do when they think nobody’s watching.

Well, guess what?

I’M WATCHING!!!!!

Friends and Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m Fuming.

From the, “What the HELL Were They Thinking” department…

The New Oxford High School marching band…THE HOME OF THE COLONIALS…in Pennsylvania…

HAS BEEN DOING A HALFTIME SHOW TRIBUTE TO…THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION!!!!!

They ditched their RED, WHITE AND BLUE team colors for the drab grey and green of the SOVIET UNION and carried HAMMERS AND SICKLES!!!!!

According to Comrade Rebecca Harbaugh…the District Superintendent…the halftime show was…“not an endorsement of communism at all.”

Well, of course it wasn’t…Who, outside of people with a brain would have thought such a thing???

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Weekend Edition: Ig Nobel Answers to Unquestioned Issues

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There are certain ways by which we recognize greatness.

Every year since 1901 the Nobel Prize has been awarded for achievements in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature and for peace. The Nobel Prize is an international award administered by the Nobel Foundation in Stockholm, Sweden.

And then, there too are ways by which we recognize the not so greatness of scientific research.

The first Ig Nobels were awarded in 1991, at that time for discoveries “that cannot, or should not, be reproduced.” The prizes are presented by real Nobel laureates in Sanders Theater at Harvard University. There are a number of running jokes, including a little girl who yells, “Please stop: I’m bored,” in a high-pitched voice if speakers go on too long and paper airplanes being tossed at the audience by the presenters.  The ceremony always closes with the phrase: “If you didn’t win a prize — and especially if you did — better luck next year!”

Given the fact that Al Gore was given an actual Nobel prize for science quackery and Obama was handed one for what…We do not know…One is left to question why the Nobel prizes are considered prestigious and the Ig Nobels are considered a joke.

Here are this year’s Ig Nobel winners and my comments on them.

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Friday Fume

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I’ll be the first to admit that there are a great many things I don’t understand.

However…

If there’s one thing I know with certitude…It’s that liberals are completely off their collective rockers.

It’s an epidemic. Thank GOD conservatives have a natural immunity to LDS…Liberal Derangement Syndrome.

Listen, aside from all the liberal insanity happening in various far-flung corners of the world…Right here at HOME they are doing their level best to prove they’re stark-raving bats in the belfry, marble-free NIMRODS!!!

What amazes me most of all is that liberals keep trying to get elected.

For GOD’S sake…If they’d just listen to the words and ideas that come out of their mouths…THEY wouldn’t vote for THEMSELVES!!!

(Sigh)

My FRIENDS…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

An age old common place bit of American fun is falling prey to liberal insanity in Rhode Island.

The Father Daughter dance.

Apparently…liberal/socialists believe…BEYOND ALL REALITY…that the father/daughter dance is the embodiment of GENDER INEQUALITY!!!

Huh?

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Friday Fume

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It seems that nothing but NOTHING brings out liberal stupidity like a crisis and this week has been a GLARING example of that.

While the liberal/socialists continue to claim that Romney has no foreign affairs experience…we are seeing front and center with a guy with 4 years of experience does when the chips are down!!!

Apparently, being an American, at least according to the liberal/socialist playbook, means ALWAYS having to say you’re sorry.

It’s been a rough week but…November IS coming…We CAN get through this friends!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

So…The entire uproar in the Middle East and North Africa is over some stupid 15 minute movie trailer?

Really???

To PROVE that the rights of Islamists around the world are more pressing than OUR constitutional right to freedom of speech…

THE EMPEROR HAS ORDERED THE FBI TO TRACK DOWN THE GUY WHO SUPPOSEDLY MADE THAT TRAILER!!!

Seriously? We’re hunting for the guy who made the movie? WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE FIND HIM??? TOSS HIM IN JAIL FOR EXERCISING HIS 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT????

Look…If Islamists are all SO upset by this movie thing…why don’t they just do what WE do with a bad movie WE don’t like???

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Friday Fume

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Thank GOD we only have to go through a week like this one just once every 4 years.

This was Liberal/Socialist National Convention and Entitlement Fest week.

In a way, it’s a somewhat easier week for those of us who watch the idiocy from a safe distance because, rather than being scattered to the winds, all the major bad actors are gathered in one place.

The downside is that it tends to magnify their ill behavior.

Their true colors come shining through, their abhorrent ideology is on full display and their complete inability to tell the truth become an open book. It almost seems as though, one after another, they’re trying to out-do each other in a race to claw through the bottom of the barrel.

Look…If you can get through the endless barrage of lies, absurd claims, false accusations and abject stupidity…One CAN pick up a few nuggets of knowledge.

My friends and Patriots…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Things I confirmed by watching the Democratic National Convention.

I confirmed that the only core value of the liberal/socialist party is…Hypocrisy.

It’s not really much of a value, core or otherwise but, when it’s all ya got…May as well bitterly cling to it huh?

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The Empty Chair Convention Begins

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Boy.

Talk about your rough starts…

Obama and his minions are kicking off their 2012 Liberal/Socialist convention amid what is understatedly, a malaise.

Yesterday, the day before the Occupy Charlotte event gets under way, was “National Empty Chair Day,” an event which was born from Clint Eastwood’s Republican Convention appearance which will stretch until the end of the Liberal/Socialist convention on Thursday.

Bolstered by a grassroots effort on social media, “National Empty Chair Day” was replete with a never ending display of creative images of empty chairs posted from sea to shining sea.

Conservative Patriots placed empty chairs everywhere they could think of. In front of their homes, in parks, on streets, the bottoms of pools, stacked, in rows, in offices…everywhere.

We, at The National Patriot, added in our own take on it…seen here.

Over the weekend, on the eve of “National Empty Chair Day,” Mount  Suckmore…The giant sand sculpture of Obama outside the convention hall was damaged by heavy rain.

It’s a fitting tribute…

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Friday Fume

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Well, we did it. We made it through another week and what a week it was.

While all eyes were focused on the Convention, mine included, the crazy train rolled on, packed with liberal fools, headed straight over the cliff.

Shining examples of liberal loose marbles were everywhere.

Let the games begin!!!

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

Well…ONE thing is crystal clear. MSNBC stands for Main Stream National Bigot Conspiracy!!!!

After accusing anything, everything and everybody conservative of being racists…MSNBC, during the Republican Convention refused to air minority conservative speakers!!!

Leading the way down the rabbit hole was Chris Matthews.

Here is how I believe a breakfast meeting between Matthews and I would go:

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Friday Fume

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As the polls start to shift, the liberal LOONS are getting twitchier by the minute!!!

They’re seeing their grip on power slip faster t than their GRIP ON SANITY!!!

In desperation, they are grasping the thinnest of threads as they dangle over the abyss and knowing they are about to take the plunge…they seem more and more bent on trying to take us all with them!!!

But guess what?

We’ve GOT all our marbles and we believe in our values…AMERICAN VALUES and unlike the liberal lemmings…WE WILL NOT GO WILLINGLY OVER THE CLIFF!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

For GOD’s sake…

The Freedom From Religion Foundation dipsticks are at it again.

This time, all the way from Wisconsin, they are trying to force an investigation into a GEORGIA high school because the football coach ALLOWED LOCAL CHURCHES TO PREPARE PRE-GAME MEALS FOR THE TEAM!!!

HEAVEN forbid…

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