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Friday Fume

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As we head at warp speed into PETA’s favorite holiday, THANKSGIVING…and wait on the edge of our seats for liberal’s WAR ON CHRISTMAS…we simply can’t ignore the here and now with all of its inane liberal/socialist behavior.

The only mandate socialists got from the election was the the mandate to keep acting like fools.

Joe Biden came out of his hole…Somebody blew sunshine up his butt…

and now we have 4 more years on Imperial rule.

At least, at the end of every week, we can collectively vent a little.

Today IS Friday my Patriot friends and let’s make no mistake about it…

I’m fuming!!!

Certainly by now, you’ve heard about the National Anthem brouhaha.

In Pennsylvania, a high school hockey league decided NOT to have the National Anthem before their games anymore.

Why???

Because THEY claim it TAKES TOO MUCH TIME AND COSTS TOO MUCH!!!

Huh???

The National Anthem takes all of 90 seconds and if you sing REAL slow…MAYBE 2 minutes!!!

The problem, they say, is the cost of ice time.

$300 bucks an hour.

According to Commissioner Ed Sam, “It’s not that we’re not patriotic, that’s the furthest from the truth.”

Hey…Eddy…BULLCRAP stinks EVEN WHEN IT’S ON ICE!!!

That’s the issue with these socialist public school yahoos…the FIRST thing they can think of IS A WAY TO PUT AN END TO SOMETHING PATRIOTIC and the 2nd thing they think of is TELLING EVERYBODY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PATRIOTISM!!!

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Reality vs Made For Reality TV Administration

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With this Imperial administration’s tight ties to Hollywood, It’s no wonder that the happenings in Washington now seem more like a reality show schedule.

What’s missing from the line-up is NEWS but, most socialists regard the  Daily Show as their primary source of hard hitting investigative news.

With this in mind, let’s break out the TV Guide and see what’s on for YOUR viewing pleasure!!!

This week…On CSI Benghazi…

The senate is holding a “hearing” today regarding who knew what and when did they know it regarding the terrorist attack in Benghazi which ended in  the deaths of 4 Americans.

Hillary Clinton who KNOW who knew what and when they knew it…

WASN’T there but not for lack of an…”Invitation.”

Hillary couldn’t be bothered because she already had pressing plans.

Drinking wine down under.

The Head of the CIA who knows full well who gave the “Stand Down orders won’t be there either because…HE was having an affair and resigned.

What a miracle of timing THAT is huh?

General Ham and Rear Admiral Gaouette  who ALSO know from whom the “Stand Down” orders emanated won’t be there.

They have been relieved of duty because THEY didn’t want to FOLLOW those orders.

Tough break.

The Secretary of Defense. Yes…Leon Panetta. HE’LL be there…right?

Nope.

He’s going to be in Australia too because, apparently, Hillary needs a designated driver or something.

Obama, one suspects, is hiding under his desk as he will not be available either.

So basically, nobody of consequence will be answering questions from senators.

Business as usual…Move along…Nothing to see here.

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Friday Fume!!

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Welcome to a special post-election edition of our weekly review with an ATTITUDE!!!

I know you’re pissed and believe me…so am I but…I also think we could use a bit of a laugh right about now.

Yes?

With that in mind…Let loose of your hair and grab onto your seats my Patriot friends…

Today is the first Friday after the election and…

Boy oh boy…

I’m FUMING!!!!!

American businesses have, for some time now, said they need certainty in order to make decisions for their future.

Well…

Now they HAVE CERTAINTY!!!!!!

Obama’s been reelected to the throne and, in response to Obamacare being “here to stay” the following businesses have…

Been laying off workers since the day after the election!!!

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Friday Fume

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Well…just a few more days and at least we won’t have to watch political ads for a couple more years.

Liberal/socialists can feel it all slipping away. Poll after poll has momentum leaning to the right and the liberal/socialists are lashing out.

They’re vandalizing cars with Romney stickers on them and throwing nails in the driveways of Romney rallies.

They even trotted out that old, tired horse, Gloria Allwashedup to spring an October surprise and the judge told her to go pound sand.

The attacks are getting WAY over the top because, the liberals can’t talk about foreign OR domestic policy NOW!!!

WELL, IF YOU’RE READY FOR THE FINAL PRE-ELECTION Fume…Let’s get to it.

It’s Friday Friends and Patriots and guess what?

Yep…

I’m fuming.

Okay…I’ve officially HAD it up to my GILLS with these dopey PETA whackos.

A couple of weeks ago…A truck hauling 1,600 of SEA bass flipped and all the fish flopped out.

Look…I love sea bass like Obama loves puppies…WITH A SIDE OF HASH BROWNS AND AN ICE COLD BEER…but really? The PETA poops want the city of Irvine California to put a MARKER on the road as a MEMORIAL???

Yep.

According to the head PETA fish hugger…Dina Kourda… The MEMORIAL MARKER would remind drivers of the fish and to… “Value their lives and feel pain.”

In a rare moment of clarity for any town in California…Irvine officials said…no way.

SOOOOO…I have an idea.

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Friday Fume

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The liberal/socialist meltdown continues.

As Obama’s numbers continue to slide, the cheese continues to slip off the crackers of his adoring serfs.

Next week, liberal/socialists will be handing out pre-marked Obama mail in ballots and carrot sticks for Halloween and in New York City…the Frankenstorm will no doubt be blamed on George W. Bush.

THIS week however, their minds are melting faster than a Snickers bar on a Victoria’s Secret model!!!!

We’ve reached the end of another week and it’s now time to buckle up and take a look back.

Hang on friends…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

Oh for GOD’S sake.

Last week, we FUMED about NASA spending a million bucks planning a menu for astronauts to order from…ON MARS….

Well…Now the greenie weenies are raising a royal ruckus over the possibility of a manned mission to mars…CONTAMINATING THE PLANET WITH HUMAN MICROBES!!!!!

Really?

As we’ve obviously left our microbial poo on the moon…AND IT’S STILL THERE…what exactly is the problem?

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Friday Fume

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Liberal/socialists are spinning faster than pulsars and, in what is becoming deeper and deeper desperation, the lies spewing from them are running down the walls all over the place.

While the Obama Campaign Administration tells their lies louder and faster than ever before…Romney just sticks to the facts and guess what? Romney is now leading the polls.

It’s harder now than ever before to keep up with the liberal/socialist manure spreaders but…I’m always game to try.

My Friends and fellow Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Senator Coburn from Oklahoma has published his 2012 book of government waste.

Oh…It’s a page turner!!!

Every year, Coburn catalogs the wasteful spending of congress and puts it all out there for prying eyes.

Let’s see…

NASA spent $947 MILLION dollars developing…A MENU OF FOOD WE COULD EAT ON MARS!!!

Ummm…Really?

WE’RE NOT EVEN SENDING ASTRONAUTS INTO SPACE!!!!!

For that matter…Why not just put the same stuff on the menu that is on the menu at the Space Station???

WOULD THAT BE SO HARD???

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Friday Fume

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I’ll tell ya what friends…Were it not for Friday’s, I’d explode.

How ANYBODY could vote for liberal/socialists is BEYOND me. Those in their right minds WON’T!!!

The world is on fire and so is my hair.

Friends and Patriots…We are just more than 3 weeks from the day that will decide whether or not the Republic has a future and liberal/socialists are doing their best…or worst…to draw us off our mission. The problem, for them, is that they just can’t seem to get out of their OWN way!!!

Their antics, were they not so dangerous, would be pure comedy GENIUS and my job, at the end of the week, is to take their destructive methods and turn them upside down.

This last week has been a banner week for liberal/socialist moronic behavior so…Let’s get after it shall we?

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

And so, now just barely more than 3 weeks from the election, the Obama Campaign Administration has devolved into sandbox 6 year olds.

Unable to defend his own economic record and with his foreign policy sinking faster than the Titanic…

Obama is actually trying to make his case for reelection on…

BIG BIRD AND CALLING HIS OPPONENTS DOODY HEADS!!!!!!

After a series of profound and compelling arguments for LOSING his first debate against Romney in RECORD FASION…Team O (crap) Bama tried to blame it on the altitude…On Romney being too prepared…and they’ve settled on…

ROMNEY’S A LIAR AND OBAMA WAS TOO POLITE!!!!!

Good grief….

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Friday Fume

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So…We’re a month and a day away from the election and, just as we promised, liberal/socialists are coming more unhinged by the HOUR.

They are feeling the effects of their grip on power slipping and sliding and they’re going moonbat CRAZY!!!

The toughest part of writing the FUME is not FINDING the lunacy but, NARROWING IT DOWN for publication week by week.

The loony bin’s cup runneth over.

Well, grab onto something bolted down tighter than an American Airline’s seat and HANG ON…Here we go!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…In Rahm Emmanuel’s Chicago…They’re now asking for ideas on HOW  TO CUT DOWN ON GUN CRIMES!!!

Whatsa matta…YOUR STRICTEST IN THE NATION GUN BANS NOT WORKIN’ FOR YA?????

HERE’S AN IDEA…START LETTING LAW ABIDING CITIZEN…CARRY GUNS!!!!!

The way it is now…YOU’VE got it set up so that ONLY THOSE WHO ARE APT TO COMMIT A CRIME…WITH A GUN…ARE CARRYING GUNS!!!!!

Isn’t it amazing how liberal/socialists think their plans are spot-on perfect…until they run into…REALITY????

Kinda makes ya wonder when they’re gonna come to the realization that SOCIALISM ITSELF DOESN’T WORK???

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Friday Fume

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Ya know, there FUMING and then there’s ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

Tomorrow, in the “Weekend Edition,” I’ll tackle the livid part of things but, for now, we should just be thankful that we’ve survived another week.

While the whole world seems to be going to hell in a hand bag in the Middle East and the planet’s despots were spewing forth at the United Nations…

I’ve done my level best to keep an eye on some of the OTHER liberal/socialist adverse behavior too.

It’s really amazing just what liberals will do when they think nobody’s watching.

Well, guess what?

I’M WATCHING!!!!!

Friends and Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m Fuming.

From the, “What the HELL Were They Thinking” department…

The New Oxford High School marching band…THE HOME OF THE COLONIALS…in Pennsylvania…

HAS BEEN DOING A HALFTIME SHOW TRIBUTE TO…THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION!!!!!

They ditched their RED, WHITE AND BLUE team colors for the drab grey and green of the SOVIET UNION and carried HAMMERS AND SICKLES!!!!!

According to Comrade Rebecca Harbaugh…the District Superintendent…the halftime show was…“not an endorsement of communism at all.”

Well, of course it wasn’t…Who, outside of people with a brain would have thought such a thing???

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Weekend Edition: Ig Nobel Answers to Unquestioned Issues

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There are certain ways by which we recognize greatness.

Every year since 1901 the Nobel Prize has been awarded for achievements in physics, chemistry, physiology or medicine, literature and for peace. The Nobel Prize is an international award administered by the Nobel Foundation in Stockholm, Sweden.

And then, there too are ways by which we recognize the not so greatness of scientific research.

The first Ig Nobels were awarded in 1991, at that time for discoveries “that cannot, or should not, be reproduced.” The prizes are presented by real Nobel laureates in Sanders Theater at Harvard University. There are a number of running jokes, including a little girl who yells, “Please stop: I’m bored,” in a high-pitched voice if speakers go on too long and paper airplanes being tossed at the audience by the presenters.  The ceremony always closes with the phrase: “If you didn’t win a prize — and especially if you did — better luck next year!”

Given the fact that Al Gore was given an actual Nobel prize for science quackery and Obama was handed one for what…We do not know…One is left to question why the Nobel prizes are considered prestigious and the Ig Nobels are considered a joke.

Here are this year’s Ig Nobel winners and my comments on them.

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