GEEEEEZ…What a week.
I don’t know about the rest of you but, THIS has been one LOOOOONG week of liberal/socialist STUPIDITY.
November can’t come soon enough but, until then, I’ll just take it all in and do my level best not to explode. Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.
It’s called…FRIDAY…and my friends…
I’m fuming!!!!
We start today, in the Asylum by the Bay…San Francisco!!!
This will be the home of next year’s, America’s Cup yacht race but….before they unfurl their SAILS…
SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW has agreed to spend…$150,000.00 of TAXPAYERS money to find out whether or not…
THE SAIL BOATS SCARE BIRDS IN THE BAY!!!!!
Ummmm…THEY’RE BIRDS!!!
THEY GET SCARED IF YOU SNEEZE!!!
Not only that but, these BIRD BRAINS will ALSO spend $75,000.00 on ATTORNEYS to make sure it all done legally!!!
Correct me if I’m wrong but…since birds can’t talk, how will anybody actually know if they’re SCARED or if they are just…annoyed?
UNLESS THEY’RE EMUS, PENGUINS, OSTRICHES OR SOME OTHER GROUNDED FOWL…which would DROWN (EXCEPT FOR THE PENGUINS) if they were IN THE BAY…CAN’T THEY JUST…OH, I DON’T KNOW…FLY OUT OF THE WAY???
For the love of GOD…don’t tell these liberal IDIOTS that there are…FISH in the bay…





Friends and Patriots,
Well, another May is half over and another year gone by without any asylum of higher learning asking me to provide sage wisdom to graduating seniors.
Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.
These people, and I use THAT term loosely, who plotted the 9-11 attacks, killed 3,000 people and wished they could have done more, can’t focus on their trial because some women in the court proceedings at GITMO are not covered up from head to toe in hijabs???

It’s going to be an ugly campaign. We all know it and we’re ready for it but it’s going to the ugliest and nastiest and dirtiest campaign in history.