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The Potted Plant Gets a Doctorate

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Given the current state of our nation’s asylums of higher indoctrination, it should come as no great surprise that they’re handing out dumbed-down diplomas like candy on Halloween, but dumbed-down doctorates?

One would think, or at least hope that doctorates would be reserved for the best and brightest, those few to whom 2+2 doesn’t equal 3 just because they want it too, and honorary doctorates should be going to those who have actually accomplished something grand in life.

Sadly, that’s just not the case

Recently, Joe Biden received an honorary doctorate from Howard University and before I tell you for what he was honored, allow me to provide just a speck of background on the Howard asylum of higher indoctrination. Howard is located in Washington DC, and is primarily an asylum of higher indoctrination which caters to black indoctrinees.

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San Fran Super Poopers and Drag Queens in Ecuador

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$1.7 million dollars.

California Assemblyman Matt Haney says he now considers the price of it “inexplicable.” Haney went on to say, “When Rec and Park first told us the number, it sounded shockingly high to me.”

He was talking about the planned public toilet, a single toilet in the Noe Valley, San Francisco Town Square where apparently, in lieu of having a loo, (loo being a British word for toilet, but actually derived from the French phrase ‘guardez l’eau’, which means ‘watch out for the water’) locals have been crapping and peeing in the streets for years.

The new single toilet is set to set back local taxpayers a whopping $1.7 million bucks.

Holy crap.

And it isn’t scheduled to be completed until 2025.

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Sending the Me Too Movement to Davey Jones’ Locker

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At last, our long national nightmare is over. On June 1st, 2022, the jury returned with a verdict in the case of Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard and Johnny Deep walked away the winner having been awarded what amounts to $13 million dollars in damages.

The trial lasted most of six weeks and featured the airing of more dirty laundry than a 3 day seminar on the effects of explosive diarrhea held in the party room of an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

Before I get into the real nuts and bolts of this commentary, allow me to give you the most accurate descriptions I can provide of the two combatants in this case. Johnny Depp is perhaps THE most wildly creative, absurdly talented and quite possibly the ultimate chameleon in the history of cinema having produced out of thin air some of the most iconic characterizations ever seen on the big screen.

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The Meme and The Mirror

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On Easter, I created a meme and posted it to facebook. It was a rather innocuous meme, a play on words in my own snarky style.

That meme quickly became one of the most responded to posts that I have put up in quite some time.

Naturally, there were those who “got it” and those that didn’t. There were those who laughed at it, and those who didn’t. There were, no doubt, many who saw it and just scrolled on by and of course there were those who felt a deep need to post up a comment regarding the post, and regarding me as the poster of the meme.

Many of those who choose to respond to the meme were quick to condemn me for it and some of their comments were downright laughable although I’m rather sure they weren’t trying to garner a chuckle from me.

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The Great Pretenders

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A couple of weeks ago, it came to light that a couple of men had been pretending to be federal DHS agents since February of 2020.

Arian Taherzadeh, 40, and Haider Ali, both 35 years old and neither sporting an Irish name are said by the FBI to have used their false associations with the U.S. government “to ingratiate themselves with members of federal law enforcement and the defense community.”

According to the FBI an agency that has been too busy over the past couple of years investigating soccer moms as domestic terrorists now say that the two pretended to be members of the Department of Homeland Security, provided U.S. Secret Service members and a DHS employee with rent-free apartments, “iPhones, surveillance systems, a drone, a flat screen television, a case for storing an assault rifle, a generator, and law enforcement paraphernalia along with carrying  concealed firearms, DHS Investigations (HSI) “casefiles” marked “confidential,” and presented witnesses with a badges and other credentials to prove they were supposedly federal agents.

The revelation that a couple of potential REAL terrorists, although not rising to the level of danger posed by parents at school board meetings had been well-funded and pretending to be federal agents sent mainstream media yahoos into a frenzy of disbelief which forces me to ask…WHY?

Let’s see…

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A Tangled Web of Nincompoopery

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Certainly, we are not the first batch of people to live in strange times. Strange times have been around since time was invented. For instance, thousands of years before God calmed down after getting laid and having a son, he was supposedly pranking people by encouraging them to kill their sons, advocating eye gouging and the pulling of teeth, turning people into pillars of salt and drowning others with whom he disagreed. That was either the advent of social media censorship, or it was just plain strange.

In ancient Egypt, when you died, if you were deemed to be important enough, somebody pulled your brain out of your nose, covered you in some sort of gooey sap-like substance, dehumidified you to near dust levels, wrapped you up in strips of linen and left food in your tomb so that you could enjoy your afterlife to the fullest extent that anyone whose brain had been yanked through their nose possibly could..

People whose brains were yanked out through their noses in ancient times are called mummies, while people who go through that same process today are called democrats and they’re still voting but even by ancient Egyptian’s standards, that had to seem pretty strange.

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Super Sunday and Culture Shock

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In a departure from my regular beat of politics, this week I have decided to add my commentary to the topic of the Super Bowl.

Not that football, or other professional sports have been devoid of politics over the past half a dozen years, but on Sunday, February 13th, 2022, I watched my first pro football game in the past six years. To be clear, I have watched pro football since I as a kid and loved it right up to the point that politics became more important than the game I was watching. When over-paid elite athletes suddenly starting pissing and moaning about how oppressed they are, and started taking a knee during the National Anthem, I was done with them.

My Sunday afternoons, afternoons that were for decades devoted to watching game after game then became my time to go to channels higher up the dial in triple digits where I could always find Sunday afternoon old westerns or war movies. Sure, I seen all those movies countless times, but there was something about them that appealed to me more than multi-millionaires taking a knee.

Things are far different now than they were six years ago, and I was in for some culture shock.

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What Liberals Say and What it Means

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Just a week ago or so, California’s liberal Marxist Governor, Gavin Newsom was addressing the crisis of train robberies taking place around Los Angeles.

Newsom stood in front of a microphone and said, “This is not one-off. This is organized theft. These are organized gangs of people that are coming out.”

At that point, the liberal Marxist Governor felt the sudden need to correct himself by stating, “Forgive me for saying ‘gangs,’ that’s a pejorative. They’re organized groups of folks that move from site to site.”

A perjorative is defined as “expressing contempt or disapproval.” That’s an important definition to know because what Newsom said in his immediate self-correction was that he did not intend to show or express “contempt or disapproval” toward those who are breaking into trains, looting those trains and trashing the area around the tracks in Los Angeles. In other words, Gavin Newsom, the liberal Marxist Governor of California APPROVES of the actions of “organized groups of folks” moving from site to site that BREAK INTO TRAINS full of goods that other people have paid for, LOOTING those trains and leaving in their wake TONS of trash which can then easily be infested with rats and other disease-ridden vermin.

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The Bowl of Granola Generation

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We, as a nation, are getting ready to unleash upon the world a generation of THE most wussified young adults that have ever walked this planet. The truly frightening part of it is that they will become the future leaders of our towns, cities and our country.

While we’ve all heard of generation X, and Generations Y and Z, I suggest what’s coming is the Bowl of Granola generation.

Those that aren’t fruits and nuts are flakes.

Just a couple of weeks ago, an article caught my eye and while on the surface it seemed ridiculous to the point of being nearly pointless, I quickly realized that it was much more than surface-level idiocy.

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People Aren’t Seahorses

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So, exactly who is Maleeha Aziz? She testified a little over a week ago at the House Oversight Committee regarding abortion. But who is she?

Well, Aziz self-identifies as an abortion storyteller with We Testify. We Testify is an organization dedicated to the leadership and representation of people who have abortions at the intersection of race, class, and gender identity.

Aziz is also a community organizer for an outfit calling itself “Texas Equal Access Fund.” Her profession is literally advocating for abortion in North Texas.

I suspect that her primary hobby is being an idiot.

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