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As we head at warp speed into PETA’s favorite holiday, THANKSGIVING…and wait on the edge of our seats for liberal’s WAR ON CHRISTMAS…we simply can’t ignore the here and now with all of its inane liberal/socialist behavior.

The only mandate socialists got from the election was the the mandate to keep acting like fools.

Joe Biden came out of his hole…Somebody blew sunshine up his butt…

and now we have 4 more years on Imperial rule.

At least, at the end of every week, we can collectively vent a little.

Today IS Friday my Patriot friends and let’s make no mistake about it…

I’m fuming!!!

Certainly by now, you’ve heard about the National Anthem brouhaha.

In Pennsylvania, a high school hockey league decided NOT to have the National Anthem before their games anymore.

Why???

Because THEY claim it TAKES TOO MUCH TIME AND COSTS TOO MUCH!!!

Huh???

The National Anthem takes all of 90 seconds and if you sing REAL slow…MAYBE 2 minutes!!!

The problem, they say, is the cost of ice time.

$300 bucks an hour.

According to Commissioner Ed Sam, “It’s not that we’re not patriotic, that’s the furthest from the truth.”

Hey…Eddy…BULLCRAP stinks EVEN WHEN IT’S ON ICE!!!

That’s the issue with these socialist public school yahoos…the FIRST thing they can think of IS A WAY TO PUT AN END TO SOMETHING PATRIOTIC and the 2nd thing they think of is TELLING EVERYBODY IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PATRIOTISM!!!

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Well…just a few more days and at least we won’t have to watch political ads for a couple more years.

Liberal/socialists can feel it all slipping away. Poll after poll has momentum leaning to the right and the liberal/socialists are lashing out.

They’re vandalizing cars with Romney stickers on them and throwing nails in the driveways of Romney rallies.

They even trotted out that old, tired horse, Gloria Allwashedup to spring an October surprise and the judge told her to go pound sand.

The attacks are getting WAY over the top because, the liberals can’t talk about foreign OR domestic policy NOW!!!

WELL, IF YOU’RE READY FOR THE FINAL PRE-ELECTION Fume…Let’s get to it.

It’s Friday Friends and Patriots and guess what?

Yep…

I’m fuming.

Okay…I’ve officially HAD it up to my GILLS with these dopey PETA whackos.

A couple of weeks ago…A truck hauling 1,600 of SEA bass flipped and all the fish flopped out.

Look…I love sea bass like Obama loves puppies…WITH A SIDE OF HASH BROWNS AND AN ICE COLD BEER…but really? The PETA poops want the city of Irvine California to put a MARKER on the road as a MEMORIAL???

Yep.

According to the head PETA fish hugger…Dina Kourda… The MEMORIAL MARKER would remind drivers of the fish and to… “Value their lives and feel pain.”

In a rare moment of clarity for any town in California…Irvine officials said…no way.

SOOOOO…I have an idea.

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The liberal/socialist meltdown continues.

As Obama’s numbers continue to slide, the cheese continues to slip off the crackers of his adoring serfs.

Next week, liberal/socialists will be handing out pre-marked Obama mail in ballots and carrot sticks for Halloween and in New York City…the Frankenstorm will no doubt be blamed on George W. Bush.

THIS week however, their minds are melting faster than a Snickers bar on a Victoria’s Secret model!!!!

We’ve reached the end of another week and it’s now time to buckle up and take a look back.

Hang on friends…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

Oh for GOD’S sake.

Last week, we FUMED about NASA spending a million bucks planning a menu for astronauts to order from…ON MARS….

Well…Now the greenie weenies are raising a royal ruckus over the possibility of a manned mission to mars…CONTAMINATING THE PLANET WITH HUMAN MICROBES!!!!!

Really?

As we’ve obviously left our microbial poo on the moon…AND IT’S STILL THERE…what exactly is the problem?

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Liberal/socialists are spinning faster than pulsars and, in what is becoming deeper and deeper desperation, the lies spewing from them are running down the walls all over the place.

While the Obama Campaign Administration tells their lies louder and faster than ever before…Romney just sticks to the facts and guess what? Romney is now leading the polls.

It’s harder now than ever before to keep up with the liberal/socialist manure spreaders but…I’m always game to try.

My Friends and fellow Patriots…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Senator Coburn from Oklahoma has published his 2012 book of government waste.

Oh…It’s a page turner!!!

Every year, Coburn catalogs the wasteful spending of congress and puts it all out there for prying eyes.

Let’s see…

NASA spent $947 MILLION dollars developing…A MENU OF FOOD WE COULD EAT ON MARS!!!

Ummm…Really?

WE’RE NOT EVEN SENDING ASTRONAUTS INTO SPACE!!!!!

For that matter…Why not just put the same stuff on the menu that is on the menu at the Space Station???

WOULD THAT BE SO HARD???

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So…We’re a month and a day away from the election and, just as we promised, liberal/socialists are coming more unhinged by the HOUR.

They are feeling the effects of their grip on power slipping and sliding and they’re going moonbat CRAZY!!!

The toughest part of writing the FUME is not FINDING the lunacy but, NARROWING IT DOWN for publication week by week.

The loony bin’s cup runneth over.

Well, grab onto something bolted down tighter than an American Airline’s seat and HANG ON…Here we go!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

So…In Rahm Emmanuel’s Chicago…They’re now asking for ideas on HOW  TO CUT DOWN ON GUN CRIMES!!!

Whatsa matta…YOUR STRICTEST IN THE NATION GUN BANS NOT WORKIN’ FOR YA?????

HERE’S AN IDEA…START LETTING LAW ABIDING CITIZEN…CARRY GUNS!!!!!

The way it is now…YOU’VE got it set up so that ONLY THOSE WHO ARE APT TO COMMIT A CRIME…WITH A GUN…ARE CARRYING GUNS!!!!!

Isn’t it amazing how liberal/socialists think their plans are spot-on perfect…until they run into…REALITY????

Kinda makes ya wonder when they’re gonna come to the realization that SOCIALISM ITSELF DOESN’T WORK???

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Ya know, there FUMING and then there’s ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

Tomorrow, in the “Weekend Edition,” I’ll tackle the livid part of things but, for now, we should just be thankful that we’ve survived another week.

While the whole world seems to be going to hell in a hand bag in the Middle East and the planet’s despots were spewing forth at the United Nations…

I’ve done my level best to keep an eye on some of the OTHER liberal/socialist adverse behavior too.

It’s really amazing just what liberals will do when they think nobody’s watching.

Well, guess what?

I’M WATCHING!!!!!

Friends and Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m Fuming.

From the, “What the HELL Were They Thinking” department…

The New Oxford High School marching band…THE HOME OF THE COLONIALS…in Pennsylvania…

HAS BEEN DOING A HALFTIME SHOW TRIBUTE TO…THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION!!!!!

They ditched their RED, WHITE AND BLUE team colors for the drab grey and green of the SOVIET UNION and carried HAMMERS AND SICKLES!!!!!

According to Comrade Rebecca Harbaugh…the District Superintendent…the halftime show was…“not an endorsement of communism at all.”

Well, of course it wasn’t…Who, outside of people with a brain would have thought such a thing???

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I’ll be the first to admit that there are a great many things I don’t understand.

However…

If there’s one thing I know with certitude…It’s that liberals are completely off their collective rockers.

It’s an epidemic. Thank GOD conservatives have a natural immunity to LDS…Liberal Derangement Syndrome.

Listen, aside from all the liberal insanity happening in various far-flung corners of the world…Right here at HOME they are doing their level best to prove they’re stark-raving bats in the belfry, marble-free NIMRODS!!!

What amazes me most of all is that liberals keep trying to get elected.

For GOD’S sake…If they’d just listen to the words and ideas that come out of their mouths…THEY wouldn’t vote for THEMSELVES!!!

(Sigh)

My FRIENDS…

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

An age old common place bit of American fun is falling prey to liberal insanity in Rhode Island.

The Father Daughter dance.

Apparently…liberal/socialists believe…BEYOND ALL REALITY…that the father/daughter dance is the embodiment of GENDER INEQUALITY!!!

Huh?

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It seems that nothing but NOTHING brings out liberal stupidity like a crisis and this week has been a GLARING example of that.

While the liberal/socialists continue to claim that Romney has no foreign affairs experience…we are seeing front and center with a guy with 4 years of experience does when the chips are down!!!

Apparently, being an American, at least according to the liberal/socialist playbook, means ALWAYS having to say you’re sorry.

It’s been a rough week but…November IS coming…We CAN get through this friends!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!!!

So…The entire uproar in the Middle East and North Africa is over some stupid 15 minute movie trailer?

Really???

To PROVE that the rights of Islamists around the world are more pressing than OUR constitutional right to freedom of speech…

THE EMPEROR HAS ORDERED THE FBI TO TRACK DOWN THE GUY WHO SUPPOSEDLY MADE THAT TRAILER!!!

Seriously? We’re hunting for the guy who made the movie? WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE FIND HIM??? TOSS HIM IN JAIL FOR EXERCISING HIS 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT????

Look…If Islamists are all SO upset by this movie thing…why don’t they just do what WE do with a bad movie WE don’t like???

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As the polls start to shift, the liberal LOONS are getting twitchier by the minute!!!

They’re seeing their grip on power slip faster t than their GRIP ON SANITY!!!

In desperation, they are grasping the thinnest of threads as they dangle over the abyss and knowing they are about to take the plunge…they seem more and more bent on trying to take us all with them!!!

But guess what?

We’ve GOT all our marbles and we believe in our values…AMERICAN VALUES and unlike the liberal lemmings…WE WILL NOT GO WILLINGLY OVER THE CLIFF!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

For GOD’s sake…

The Freedom From Religion Foundation dipsticks are at it again.

This time, all the way from Wisconsin, they are trying to force an investigation into a GEORGIA high school because the football coach ALLOWED LOCAL CHURCHES TO PREPARE PRE-GAME MEALS FOR THE TEAM!!!

HEAVEN forbid…

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Friends and Patriots, I know. I KNOW you’ve had enough and you’ve had enough for a long time now.

I’m with ya.

Every day, we see and hear things from liberal/socialists that light our hair on fire.

That’s why I look forward to the end of the week when I can get it off my chest with a dose of sarcasm which, hopefully, makes ya laugh just a bit.

Ya can’t make this stuff up and if you don’t find a way to laugh at it, you’ll explode.

Get ready folks.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Oh for GOD’S sake.

Ya buy a chicken sandwich and the liberal/socialists call ya every name in the book. You’re EVIL and a BIGOT and the DEVIL and that’s the NICE stuff.

But…call for KILLING white people and what do ya hear from the liberal/socialists???

Crickets.

Case in point…

Michelle Williams, the Party Chief of Staff for the New BlacKKK Panthers, and the same VOICE OF REASON that issued the DEAD OR ALIVE order against George Zimmerman, says that TAMPA IS UNDER SIEGE BY REPUBLICANS, WHITES, TEA BAGGERS AND CRACKERS!!!!!

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