Friday Fume

fume 1Oh man, oh man…we’ve actually made it to the end of another week of liberal insanity and, before I get to the MEAT of the socialist crap burger…allow me to impart a small byproduct of it to you.

In Illinois…where people are mired in all manner of liberal devastation from debt and overspending to corruption and violence…the state House Committee has put forth the idea that ILLINOIS TAXPAYERS should CHOKE UP…$100 MILLION DOLLARS to build the…

Barack Hussein oh blow it out your ASS…PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY and mosque.

Well…That should make it the world’s most expensive OUTHOUSE BASEMENT ever constructed.

Patriot friends…It’s Friday and in case you haven’t guessed…

I’m fuming.

The National September 11th Memorial Museum is set to open to the public next month and wouldn’t ya just know it…there’s a gaggle on numb-nuts that are blathering about a film that’s to be shown there because…they’re afraid it might upset the Islamists and Jihadis.

And we all know what the Jihadis and Islamists do when they get their head diapers in a wad…

THEY COMMIT ACTS OF TERRORISM LIKE…FLYING PLANES INTO THE TWIN TOWERS AND KILLING ALMOST THREE THOUSAND PEOPLE!!!

The…DOCUMENTARY…

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Friday Fume

fume 4Oh what a week this has been.

Liberal March madness is what I call it.

What is WRONG with these people anyway???

We’ve got news of a SCHOOL TEACHER in England who has DEMANDED a student REMOVE a HELP FOR HEROES WRIST BAND that he wears for the murdered Lee Rigby…In case it might OFFEND A MUSLIM!!!

We’re talking about people who are followers of a PEDOPHILE and there’s a teacher out there who is afraid they’ll be offended by a WRISTBAND?????

Ketchup Boy Kerry was in LONDON a few days ago announcing SANCTIONS against a few Russians nobody’s ever heard of and he went WAY out of his way to make it clear to Putin that we were NOT THREATENING him and that the sanctions were, “NOTHING PERSONAL!!!”

Does he really think there’s a SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN A TOASTER OVEN that PUTIN was gonna feel PERSONALLY THREATENED by the CANCELLATIONS OF 6 SOVIET DIPLOMATS LIBRARY CARDS???

And…

INSURANCE COMPANIES are now saying that your already UNAFFORDABLE “affordable” care act premiums will most likely DOUBLE next year because…NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ARE SIGNING UP FOR THE CRAP…OF THOSE WHO ARE SIGNING UP…NOT ENOUGH ARE PAYING AND…ONLY 11% OF THOSE WHO DIDN’T HAVE INSURANCE BEFORE Obamacrap want anything to DO with Obamacrap!!!

Gee…We never saw THAT coming did we???

Anyway…It’s Friday and, time to let it out…

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Friday Fume

Okay…So I missed writing the Fume last week. I knew you could Fume on for ONE Friday without me.

THIS week, however, is a different egg altogether and as eggs go…LIBERALS AND SOCIALISTS ARE…

ROTTEN TO THE YOLK!!!!!

No quick hitters this week…We’re diving right in so…HANG ON…

Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

THIS guy just HAS to be an Obama voter and once you read through this, you’ll most likely agree, HE’S ONE SICK PUPPY!!!

Lucky but…SICK!!!

Here’s what happened.

Police in Tampa Florida were called out to the home of one, 57 year old Bernard Marsonek last Tuesday where they were, according TO the police, “GREETED” by a small crowd of this moron’s neighbors.

The cops found Marsonek inside his home and, upon running him through their “BAD BOY’S” DATABASE…They discovered the…um…’excited’ miscreant to be a FELON.

After a little looking about…Tampa police found, in his home…A GUN!!!

Now one would think the 2…Being a FELON in possession of a GUN…would have been enough to slap the cuffs on ol’ Bernie but…

That was NOT what he was arrested for.

Oh no…

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Friday Fume

Liberals and socialists have gotten off to a ROARING start in this new year.

It never ceases to amaze me how they behave as though nobody is watching. Well, guess what?

WE’RE WATCHING!!!!!

Saw a headline stating that a boatload of WHALE WATCHERS were “STUNNED” by what they saw the other day. I sat through the 30 second commercial to watch the video only to discover they were…”STUNNED…” to see a BUNCH OF WHALES!!!!

HELLO, McFLY?????

NASA is sent 800…ANTS…Up to the International Space Station yesterday.

We don’t have any money to build a rocket to LAUNCH OUR OWN ASTRONAUTS up there but…WE HAVE MONEY TO STUDY HOW ANTS CAN RUIN A ZERO GRAVITY PICNIC???

Have ya SEEN Jay Carney this week? That little SQUIRREL is GROWING A BEARD!!!

Apparently…He’s sick and tired of being called…a BALD faced LIAR!!!

And…

Astronomers have announced the discovery of a HUGE planet… A GAS GIANT that THEY say SHOULDN’T even exist.

They say it’s 11 times more massive than JUPITER!!!

Yesterday…It apologized for closing the George Washington Bridge.

Wait…WHAT???

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Summer in Antarctica – An EPIC Global Warming FAIL

You can tell and TELL liberals that shooting themselves in the foot isn’t a good idea but do they LISTEN???

Nope.

Over and over again they seem hell bent on PROVING that a liberal can be led to knowledge but you can’t make them learn.

Case in point…

For a week now, a gaggle of 74 liberal idiots have been stranded…On a ship…

STUCK in the ANTARCTIC ICE…

Waiting for rescue.

Why are they there???

TO RESEARCH…GLOBAL WARMING of course!!!!!

They just had to SEE for themselves the effects of the MELTING POLAR ICE CAP.

Oh…

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Friday Fume

Gee WHIZ what a week.

We have an 11 year old girl being told by socialists that she CAN’T…SELL…MISTLETOE to help pay for her braces but…IT’S PERFECTLY OKAY TO…SIT THERE AND BEG FOR THE MONEY…

The Department of Energy just blew ANOTHER…$139 MILLION BUCKS on a “LOAN” to FISKER ELECTRIC CARS!!!

Wonder if the problem THERE was…THE FISKER PLANT WAS POWERED BY…SOLYNDRA SOLAR PANELS???

And…

Some people are getting’ all bent outta shape because NORAD has SANTA escorted by FIGHTER JETS!!!

Listen…He has to fly all around the world…Over IRAN…AFGHANISTAN…NORTH KOREA…ALL THE DIFFERENT BUTT-KRACKISTANS…and plenty of other places where CHRISTMAS…IS ABOUT AS WELCOME AS IT IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE…

I WANT THAT FAT, JOLLY ELF…PROTECTED!!!!!

My Patriot Friends…Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start with this…

Yesterday, we heard of a 33 year old teacher from Texas who was GUNNED DOWN and KILLED in…

BENGHAZI!!!

This comes on the heels of the 80 something year old VETERAN who was jailed in NORTH KOREA a couple of weeks ago.

Remember those 2 “hikers” who were held in IRAN a couple of years ago???

SERIOUSLY…WTH???

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