Friday Fume

Well, it’s Super Bowl weekend already and before I can get to the hot wings and BBQ, there are just a few things I’m gonna have to get off my mind.

It’s been another week full of nuttiness by the liberal left and while you’ve been busy with YOUR lives, I’ve been busy NOT HAVING ONE!!!

Why this stuff seems to wear on me week to week I don’t know but, here we go!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming

Monsanto…That BASTION of food monopolization, is at it again.

Monsanto has decided, apparently, that they and THEY only will not only CONTROL everything you eat…

THEY’RE GOING TO OWN EVERYTHING YOU EAT!!!

This will no doubt be something which our Jewish friends couldn’t give less of a Kosher pickle about but…

MONSANTO HAS APPLIED FOR A PATENT ON THE…

PIG!!!!

Yep, through a great amount of research, Monsanto has discovered that NOBODY has ever patented the PORKER and IF approved…PIGS will be the PROPERTY of Monsanto.

ALL OF THEM as far as we can tell.

Call me crazy but I always figured GOD created the pig and therefore, if there were royalties to be paid…

THAT’S WHAT THE COLLECTION PLATE WAS FOR!!!!!

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