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Weekend Edition: The Delusional World of Media Matters

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HOLD THE PHONE!!!

STOP THE PRESSES!!!

WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS!!!

Media Matters has…Declared…VICTORY over…FOX NEWS!!!!!

For years, Propaganda Matters has waged war against Fox News in much the same way a light breeze has waged war on the Rocky Mountains but…IT’S OVER!!!

PROPAGANDA MATTERS HAS DECLARED THAT LAST FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13TH, 2013, WAS…VFN DAY.

That, of course would be…VICTORY over FOX NEWS Day!!!

Oh…Never mind that Fox News continues to be THE most HIGHLY RATED news organization in the land…That’s just a technicality.

According to Amanda Terkel, “In the coming years, Fox will no longer be the center of Media Matters’ universe. Media Matters has effectively discredited the network’s desire to be seen as ‘fair and balanced.’”

And how “effectively” HAS Media Matters been regarding the “discrediting” of Fox News?

Well…When it comes to TRUST and who DO you…FOX is rated higher than ABC News.

For that matter, Propaganda Matters…Fox is ALSO rated higher as a TRUSTED news organization than… CBS News…CNN… MSNBC…Comedy Central…NBC News…and PBS.

THIS JUST IN….PROPAGANDA MATTERS HAS DECLARED VICTORY OVER FOX NEWS!!!

Never mind that FOX has the highest rated morning show of any cable network and…The highest ratings in the afternoon too. Then, there’s the FOX News number 1 rated “The Five” which, oddly enough, airs at 5 eastern time.

Did ya hear???

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Friday Fume

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My head is SPINNING from yet ANOTHER full week of LIBERAL NONSENSE!!!

You would think I’m making this stuff up but…NOOOOOOOO…

Let’s see…

Some woman in DC managed to get herself LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM at her workplace AFTER HOURS and it took her 2 hours to BREAK THROUGH THE WALL TO UNLOCK THE DOOR!!!

She says she was in TEARS and was SO TRAUMATIZED by it that SHE HAD TO TAKE 2 DAYS OFF!!!

Which raises the question…

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GLADE AIR FRESHENERS DID THAT WOMAN EAT BEFORE SHE WENT IN THERE????

On January 1st, some dispensaries in the SOCIALIST REPUBLIK of COLORADO will start selling RECREATIONAL POT but…They’re afraid that a GANJA SHORTAGE WILL KILL THEIR BUSINESS ABOUT A WEEK LATER!!!

That should come as a relief to all Colorado 7-11’s as they’ll need the down time to RESTOCK THE DORITOS AND LITTLE MINI DOUGHNUT RACKS!!!

And…

Joe Biden says he and Obama are NOT exchanging gifts this year.

Probably a good thing really…I mean…

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Liberal’s War on Christmas – AGENDA EXPOSED!

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Writes Jeffrey Folks, on page 51 of his 1985 book, The Rough Guide to Yugoslavia, “Religious faiths have experienced a waning of worship.”

Folks was describing the transformation of SOCIALIST Yugoslavia into COMMUNIST  Yugoslavia and, in the communist state…CHRISTMAS had been done away with as a publicly displayed holiday.

One wonders, and rightly so, just how far away WE are from THAT.

Perhaps, a better way of posing the question would be…

How CLOSE are we to it?

While even in a communist country back then, as Christianity or Judaism lived in the hearts and minds of those who practiced the faiths, any outward display of them was subject to neighborhood and government spies and no one wanted to suffer the consequences of being caught with a Christmas tree or a Menorah.

In this country, it’s hard to believe that such things would be possible but, let’s remember, it wasn’t THAT long ago that anyone would have thought someone could have been evicted from their home for flying an American flag.

Today’s home owners associations have been downright commie in their approach to veterans who have proudly displayed the stars and stripes over the last few years and, assorted atheist trolls from states hundreds or, thousands of miles from the scene of the Creche, have raised unholy HELL over THOSE public displays.

In today’s politically correct, agnostic, liberal, secular society, why WOULDN’T we expect to start hearing orders that Christmas lights and Christmas trees in windows will be banned?

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The Liberal Party of ZERO Tolerance Policies

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There is no doubt that liberals are in charge of public and college education in this country.

There is little doubt that liberalism is a mental disorder.

Therefore, if your children are enrolled in a public school…Guess what?

You have left your children in the hands of the mentally disturbed for the better part of the day…5 days a week.

I have come to the conclusion that I have ZERO tolerance for ZERO TOLERANCE POLICIES and, to put a fine point on it, I offer to you, THIS little gem of liberal insanity.

Hunter Yelton has been suspended from his school in Canon City Colorado.

Hunter, it seems, has violated one of the school’s ZERO TOLERANCE policies and, according to his school district’s representatives, they want this suspension to follow Hunter through the rest of his public school career so as to teach him a lesson.

Hunter Yelton’s crime?

Well…He…Ummmmm…Kissed his girlfriend.

Both Hunter Yelton and his girlfriend, whose name is not being revealed to the public for her protection, are…6 years old and, in the 1st grade.

Hunter has been labeled, a serial sexual harasser because, apparently, he has…Kissed her before.

Hunter Yelton, the fiend in question, has copped to the horrible act…

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Millennials – The Last Nail in the Obamacare Coffin

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According to Zeke Emanuel, Rahm’s brother, Obamacare architect, and a guy with all the warmth and charm of an inflamed hemorrhoid, the reason Young people are, in droves, NOT signing up for the insipid insurance program is that…

“No one has launched a big PR campaign to get these people signed up because of the problems with the federal website. We are about to launch a big PR campaign, and that, I think, is going to persuade a lot of people to sign up.”

Really?

After 3 ½ years of Obama campaigning on Obamacare…After his minions constantly telling the public how Obamacare was the greatest thing since sliced cheese and after all the ballyhoo surrounding a bill SO fantastic it had to remain under wraps until after it was passed…

Obamacare needs a “PR” CAMPAIGN???

Most folks think PR stands for “PUBLIC RELATIONS” but, most folks don’t have the double top-secret, Karl Marx decoder ring.

PR, in socialist speak means…

PROPAGANDA  REPRESENTATION!!!

Obamacare, according to Zeke, suffers from a lack of propaganda.

You see, for Obamacare to work, YOUNG people, steeped for the vast majority of their lives in socialism, via indoctrination centers mislabeled as “Public Schools” and, having had their brains soaked in socialism at asylums of HIGHER indoctrination masquerading as COLLEGES…MUST sign up for Obamacare and have THEIR bank accounts raided on behalf of older, sicker people.

What Zeke and Barry just can’t understand is that…

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As an EPIC FAILURE, Obamacare is a Spectacular Success

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Socialist propaganda 101 is now in session.

According to the socialist Dictator’s minion, Jeff Zeintz, “There is a “night and day” difference between HealthCare.gov on October 1 and the same site on December 1.”

Night and day difference…NIGHT and DAY…

Here’s what Julie Bataille, chief propagandist for the federal agency charged with developing and operating (Socialist)HealthCare.gov had to say yesterday…”The website now works smoothly for the vast majority of users.”

Smoothly, she says…SMOOTHLY…

And then, there was the “Senior Aid to the Dictator, Obama” who stated…”(Socialist)HealthCare.gov is greatly improved after more than a month of intense repair work.”

GREATLY IMPROVED…

Back to Jeff Zeintz…“We’ve widened the system’s on-ramp – it now has four lanes instead of one or two. We have a much more stable system that is reliably open for business.”

Reliably open for business???

Well…

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The Obamacare Café – Eat What You’re TOLD to Eat

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America was promised that the Obamacare website would be fixed, up and running by November 30th, 2013.

Kathleen Sebelius TOLD congress that it WOULD be fixed. She TOLD them it would be DONE…By November 30th, 2013.

THAT, of course, was before Kathleen Sebelius told America that the Obamacare website would be running at 80% by November 30th, 2013.

80%…According to Sebelius and the Obama administration was their definition of…SUCCESS.

So…80% by November 30th but…THAT was before Sebelius told America that users OF the website would have a much better experience on December 1st on that Obamacare website  than they had when it rolled out on October 1st, 2013.

So…

We went from the greatest thing since sliced cheese before the October roll out to…”We’ll have it fixed” by November 30th, 2013 soon AFTER the October 1st roll out to…”We’ll have it running at 80% by November 30th and THAT will be a SUCCESS to…”WELL…You’ll have a better experience with the Obamacare website on December 1st than you did on October 1st.”

Here we are…Today is December 2nd, 2013 and how’s that Obamacare website doing?

In FACT…It’s working at 0% right now and this obtuse administration is claiming some element of success for that.

No…I did NOT miss a keystroke. I typed in 0% and I MEANT…

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Weekend Edition: Twas the Night Before Obamacare

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So…According to the Dictator…

“This holiday season, millions of Americans have a chance to get quality, affordable health insurance—many for the first time. If you have family members who are uninsured, you can play a big part in helping them find coverage that works for them. It might not always seem like it, but your family listens to you. So have the talk.”

Really?

Yes…Obama wanted you to talk to those gathered around your Thanksgiving table about…Obamacare.

He even suggested the things your holiday guests should bring to the feast.

No…Not cranberry sauce or that green bean casserole with the crunchy onion rings on top.

Here were his suggested side dishes for the main meal of Obamacare.

  1. Your Social Security Number
  2. Information about your employer and income— either a pay stub or a copy of your most recent W-2 tax form
  3. If you currently have health insurance, you’ll need your health insurance card or paperwork that includes a health policy number

Ummmmm…

Why not have your friends and family just bring a steaming HAGGIS???

But wait…There was more…

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How Liberals Would LIKE to Revise Thanksgiving

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We all know the basics of the story of the first Thanksgiving.

We know of the Pilgrims, their friendship with the Indians and how they came together at a feast to celebrate the first successful harvest.

But…

What if the story were written TODAY using LIBERAL mentality and a COMMON CORE approach to what liberals and socialists must surely see as THE most politically INCORRECT story of America’s history ever told?

Oh…How the story would change.

First of all…The Mayflower.

The ship that carried 102 Pilgrims to the new world would be HERALDED by the liberals for using WIND POWER and the Pilgrims CHAMPIONED for being GREENIES!!!

It’s not like they had a choice for had it been available in 1620…The Pilgrims would have CERTAINLY foregone the grueling 66 day journey for a 4 or 5 day cruise in a ship belching smoke and throwing the leftovers from each day’s all you can snarf buffet…overboard.

Next…

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Barack HUSSEIN Obama – Islam’s TROJAN HORSE!!!

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When you look at a number of Obama quotes, there are some things that should come as no surprise.

 “We will convey our deep appreciation for the Islamic faith, which has done so much over the centuries to shape the world — including in my own country.”

“Islam has a proud tradition of tolerance.”

“These rituals remind us of the principles that we hold in common, and Islam’s role in advancing justice, progress, tolerance, and the dignity of all human beings.”

“I made clear that America is not – and never will be – at war with Islam.”

“Islam is not part of the problem in combating violent extremism – it is an important part of promoting peace.”

Need I continue?

Yes…I believe, to make the point crystal clear…I do.

“That experience guides my conviction that partnership between America and Islam must be based on what Islam is, not what it isn’t. And I consider it part of my responsibility as president of the United States to fight against negative stereotypes of Islam wherever they appear.”

“Throughout history, Islam has demonstrated through words and deeds the possibilities of religious tolerance and racial equality.”

“Ramadan is a celebration of a faith known for great diversity and racial equality”

Are you starting to get the picture?

Maybe THESE quotes will help…

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