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Friday Fume

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It’s been a great week hasn’t it?

Here a liberal, there a liberal, everywhere a liberal, liberal.

They are getting desperate and they’re coming out of the woodwork like roaches – so what do you say we turn on the lights?

It’s Friday, friends, and low and behold…

I’m fuming.

Really? SERIOUSLY???

Proof that liberal IDIOTS just don’t get it.

SOLYNDRA, that greenie weenie solar company that went BANKRUPT after flushing HALF A BILLION DOLLARS of TAXPAYER MONEY down their SOLAR POWERED TOILETS…is now asking a bankruptcy court to…

LET THEM HAND OUT BONUSES TO A DOZEN OR SO…FORMER…EMPLOYES!!!

Yep, those bonuses range between 10 GRAND AND 50 GRAND EACH!!!

Oh why not? After all…they did SUCH a GREAT job didn’t they?

$500,000.00 in bonuses to the people who wasted $535 million dollars of our money??? Good grief!!! WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE??? FANNIE MAE?????

MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE HANDED THEM A BILLION BUCKS TO BURN SO THEY COULD HAVE ASKED FOR A MILLION IN BONUSES!!!!

Fuming.

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The EPA is Fining Companies for WHAT???

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I WAS going to save this for this week’s Friday Fume but, I’ve been doing a slow BURN on it all day. THIS has got to stop.

SERIOUSLY…This is absolute liberal idiocy in action.

The EPA…Yeah, that BASTION of greenie weenies… is now nuttier than a squirrel turd.

YES…I SAID TURD…and I meant it.

The EPA is levying fines against oil companies that have FAILED to include a certain additive to their fuels.

That additive is called…cellulosic biofuel.

There isn’t an oil company or fuel maker who HAS included the stuff.

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!

That right friends…there IS no cellulosic biofuel.

It’s SUPPOSED to be made from wood chips and left over plant parts which are inedible like corn cobs and lima beans the latter of which I have never been able to keep down.

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Friday Fume

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Well, well, well…HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

While I’m not big on resolutions I WILL make you this vow…Throughout this most important year I will NOT let up ONE LITTLE BIT on the liberal/socialist crowd.

We have a LOT of work to do but that DOESN’T mean we can’t take time out for a laugh or two…at the liberal’s expense.

That said…

It’s Friday and guess what?

I’m fuming.

This year we start with a guy who I am reasonably sure is plenty happy his first name is not Barry.

Congressman John Dingle (D(imwit) MI) had THIS brilliant comment last week: “Romney is the only fellow in the United States who appears to think that the Volt is an idea whose time has not come. Clearly it has not come to him. The Volt is selling like hotcakes.”

If by “Hotcakes” Dingle means THEY KEEP BURSTING INTO FLAMES…he might be onto something. As it is…he may well just be ON something.

Oblamesomeoneelse poured something like 49.5 BILLION dollars of OUR money into what is now GOVERNMENT MOTORS and proclaimed that 1 million electric cars would soon be cruising American roads.

If you break it down, every Chevy Volt SOLD so far has cost the American taxpayer…$240,000.00!!!!!

There have been about 7,500 SOLD and after Dingle’s rather STUPID statement…CHEVY ANNOUNCED THEY ARE RECALLING 8,000 VOLTS BECAUSE THEY ARE ROLLING BARBEQUES!!!!!

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Emperor Obama Has Decreed…Let It Be So!!!

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A President making recess appointments is nothing new. It’s been happening pretty much since Congressional recesses were invented. In some cases, it has been no big deal; while in other cases, controversial, but it happens and it IS legal.

Well…it’s legal when it’s legal; and to be legal, Congress must be in recess.

If Congress is NOT in recess, a President MUST go through Congress and have Congress approve appointees.

That is in the Constitution.

You will find it in Article 2, Section 2.

He (the president) shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.

The President shall have Power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.

The President shall have the power to fill up all Vacancies that may happen during the Recess of the  Senate, by granting Commissions which shall expire at the End of their next Session.

That is exactly, word for word what the Constitution states regarding recess appointments.

Here is the problem.

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Friday Fume

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Well, this is it, my last opportunity of 2011 to let it out.

One would think, or at least hope, that between Christmas and New Years, liberals could GIVE IT A REST but…NOOOOOOOO……

Oh well, that’s okay because guess what all you liberal/socialists???

I AIN’T TAKING A DAY OFF EITHER!!!

Get ready…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Over in Maryland, a small community has for YEARS, been flying an American flag in their roundabout…one of those circular traffic disasters emulating the British system.

They drive on the wrong side of the road over there which is why roundabouts don’t work so well over here.

That’s my story and I’m sticking with it.

Anyway…

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Rocking the Boat or the Voice of Realism?

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Here’s the deal. Straight forward and in plain talk. I have never been accused of being politically correct and that’s not likely to change today.

What I’m about to say will probably set a few darn good conservatives ablaze but…So be it.

It will also send the Ronulans into orbit.

As we close in on the Iowa Caucus and other important early state primaries, I am seeing and hearing more and more of the “Only MY candidate can…” and My candidate is the ONLY one who will…”

Crap.

ANY of the GOP candidates CAN and WILL do this and that. Some may do one thing better or faster than another and another may do something else faster and better but ALL of them have the ABILITY to do…whatever.

One Facebook friend, a solid conservative, responded to a post yesterday with this:

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Mom’s SPECIAL Christmas Cake!!!

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A couple of days ago, My mom was nice enough to share her extra special Christmas Cake recipe with me. In turn, I wanted to share it with ALL our readers.

Mom makes this EVERY year and needless to say, it’s the HIT of the entire Christmas dinner.

I’m busy whipping this up right NOW!!!

Here’s the recipe…

Subject: Tequila Christmas Cake

I thought I’d share my famous Christmas recipe.  It’s been in the family
for years, enjoy!
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Tis the Season to Celebrate and Laugh!!

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A Christmas Classroom

The Teacher asked young Patrick Murphy: “What do you do at Christmas time?

Patrick addressed the class: “Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight mass and we sing hymns; then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.

“Very nice Patrick,” she said. “Now Angelo Ianucci , what do you do at Christmas?”

Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to church with Mom and Dad and we sing Ave Maria , dance the Tarantella and when we get home we put almond cookies and Amaretto by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.

Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, “Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?”

Isaac said, “Well, it’s the same thing every year…Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce; then we drive to Dad’s toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves…And begin to sing: “What A Friend We Have in Jesus”……….Then we all go to the Bahamas …”

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Twas a Progressive Night Before Christmas

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As many of our readers get ready for a long Christmas Weekend, we at The National Patriot, wanted to send you off with a few laughs!

Over the last few weeks, we have teamed up with Joseph Kurt to produce our weekly “Call to Arms” pod casts. Yesterday, Joseph emailed me with, not a “Call to Arms” but…a little Christmas cheer!! Joe said…”Craig, have some fun with this and do your magic.”

Written and Performed by Joseph Kurt…

Images and Animations added by The National Patriot…

We know you’re going to enjoy…

“Twas a PROGRESSIVE Night Before Christmas!!”

Please Patriots, don’t forget about our “Operation Christmas Greetings for the Troops! You can get ALL the details by CLICKING HERE!

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