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Friday Fume – The 100th Anniversary Edition

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Today is a National Patriot milestone of sorts.

Friends and Patriots…THIS is our 100th Friday FUME!!!!

While I would love to take time to celebrate this monumentally minute feat, there’s just too much to be done and if we don’t find a way to laugh just a little…We’ll all go NUTS!!

Lois Lerner, on administrative leave is STILL logging into her EMAILS at the IRS…I’ll bet she can’t erase the evidence faster than the NSA can grab it.

The NSA has been collecting data on EVERYBODY and all they really needed to do to find out what CONSERVATIVES are thinking…IS ASK US…WE’LL BE HAPPY TO TELL EM TO GO TO HELL!!!

Morally bankrupt Bill Maher insulted and mocked TRIG PALIN!!! Just goes to prove that special needs kids are at least 100 flights above the ilk of socialists. Hey Maher…You wanna pick on the mentally retarded…PICK ON YOUR OWN SOCIALIST FRIENDS…Trig is WAY too smart to join the OCCUPY movement…HANG OUT with DICTATORS or BOO GOD AT A NATIONALLY TELEVISED CONVENTION!!! Compared to YOU…HE’S A MENSA CANDIDATE!!!!!

Good grief…That’s just a SMATTERING of the socialist bedpan remnants we have for ya this week. Put down your beverage of choice…no need in shooting it though your nose and into your keyboards…HERE WE GO>>>

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

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Friday Fume

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Oh man…Just when ya think you’ve seen and heard it all…

Along comes yet ANOTHER week of despicable socialist behavior.

Can you even BELIEVE some of the stuff this week?

Some socialists daughter gets the brainiac idea to JUMP OFF THE ROOF and INTO THE POOL but…She MISSED and NOW…The MOM posted the video of the event and is BEGGING for people to send more than $4,000.00 FOR THE MEDICAL BILLS!!!

Just because your daughter is an IDIOT doesn’t mean she’s entitled to OUR MONEY…GOT THAT???

Reporters asked Beltway Jay Carney, the paid liar, about the DOJ’s targeting and spyng on James Rosen a few days ago and Carney told them, “I would refer you to the Justice Dept”.

Well…Since Holder refuses to answer any questions…Maybe the reporters should just wait for details to leak out of the white house and Obama can learn all about it when HE READS IT IN THE DAMN PAPER!!!!!

And…In an effort to prove, once and for all, that Tea Partiers are just a bunch of paranoid conspiracy theorists for getting upset over the DHS buying nearly 2 BILLION rounds of hollow point ammo…Last week…The DHS sent…ARMED AGENTS TO MONOTOR A TEA PARTY RALLY IN MISSOURI!!!

That should put the conspiracy to rest huh?

My friends and fellow Patriots…Sit down and hold on…Today is FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well, I WILL admit its few and VERY far between when I will CONGRATULATE a Member of the SOCIALIST party much less…SOMEBODY FROM THE LICE INFECTED EPA BUT…

Richard Windsor has EARNED a hearty ATTA BOY!!!

Windsor has been named a “Scholar of Ethical Behavior” at the EPA for what?

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Friday Fume

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Wow. What a week.

The problem is NOT finding things about which to fume but thining the herd to what I can fit into one week’s worth of space!!!

Adam Levine said “I hate this country,” on live TV then tried passing it off as a joke before attempting to apologize saying, “Obviously I love my country.”

Uh huh.

Ummm…There is, apparently, a new way to cure…Diarrhea…It’s called a…POOP TRANSPLANT…Where doctors take poop from someone else…MIX IT WITH WATER and…”DELIVER” it into the patient’s colon through a tube.

Poop mixed with water to cure diarrhea???

That IS DIARRHEA!!!!!

Seems to me if they’re looking for donors…DC IS FULL OF IT!!!!!

And Howard Dean says that “Republicans have been peddling [the Benghazi controversy] for a year and a half”

No wonder Jay Carney thinks Benghazi happened a LONG TIME AGO.

Well, we’ve finally reached the end of a LONG week and it’s time for a laugh. Today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Massachusetts…THE most SOCIALIST state in the nation has a problem.

Over the last few years, Massachusetts has handed out $18 million in “questionable public assistance benefits.”

QUESTIONABLE???

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Friday Fume

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So…Just because I took a few days off to make a road trip doesn’t mean I haven’t been paying attention to the corruption and absurd behavior of our socialist/communist KNOT-HEADED “leadership” in Washington.

There was any NUMBER of things I COULD have taken on today and WAS going to take on but…Then it happened.

Yesterday…

The DICTATOR started DRONING on about DRONING and after nearly an HOUR…Made SUCH a DESPERATE and TRANSPARENT summation that I simply could NOT believe my EARS…

Or his for that matter!!

How ANYBODY could have ears THAT BIG and NOT hear the sound of his own demise COMING AT HIM LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN is beyond me.

Well Patriots…Gather round. I’m BACK…

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Well…

GOD’S GIFT TO NATIONAL SECURITY and our GREAT PROTECTOR…

BARACK HUSSEIN ASSHAT OBAMA…lectured us all about HIS TRANSPARENCY REGARDING DRONONG the enemy…WHETHER OR NOT THEY’RE AMERICANS…and his INSIGHTFUL vision for how to deal with FUTURE TERRORIST ATTACKS which, before the election…

HAD ALREADY BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

“AL QUEAD’S DEAD AND GM IS ALIVE!!!!!”

Can somebody…ANYBODY…tell me what he’s campaigning for NOW???

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Friday Fume

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After this last week, I don’t know whether I’m coming or going. It’s been a WHIRLWIND of socialist depravity.

There’s been so much happening all at once that I scarcely know where to begin. Put on your helmets my Patriot friends…This one is a CLASSIC!!!

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

We’ve got shrimps on treadmills and we’re building robotic squirrels.

We spent $9.3 million on robotic bees. ROBOTIC BEES…BECAUSE THE REAL THING AIN’T BAD ENOUGH!!!

What’s next? HOLOGRAPHIC ANTS???????

When the IRS wasn’t TARGETING CONSERVATIVES…They spent $60k OF YOUR MONEY  on a Star Trek themed training video.

Who do they think they ARE??? THE GSA?????

And HERE’S well spent taxpayer dollars… $1.18 million on…PUPPET CHOREOGRAPHY…Which I assume was dance lessons for Obama.

BUT…

SEQUESTER IS MAKING ALL OUR LIVES MISERABLE!!!!

Well…Not ALL our lives….

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It’s been ANOTHER one of THOSE weeks…Hasn’t it?

According to SOCIALIST Rep Elijah Cummings regarding Benghazi: “death is a part of life.”

Hey…poo for brains…THE BENGHAZI 4 DIDN’T DIE OF NATURAL CAUSES!!!!!

The SOCIALIST PRESIDENT OF FRANCE has told HIS government NOT to use ENGLISH words…FUNNY…IT WASN’T A BUNCH OF FRENCH SPEAKING SISSIES WHO KICKED THE GERMAN SPEAKING NAZIS OUT OF PARIS…WAS IT?????

And…On Wednesday…When the TRUTH was being told before a House Committee…ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN AND MSNBC ALL DECLINED TO CARRY A SINGLE MINUTE OF IT!!!!!

You’d think they were trying to cover something up…huh???

Well…Take heart my friends…THERE’S ALWAYS MORE SOCIALIST MISBEHAVIOR TO BE EXPOSED and today IS Friday after all.

Join me, won’t you?

I’m fuming.

Let’s give the China’s “People’s Daily” their national newspaper “a hand” shall we? They’re building a brand new  HEADQUARTERS BUILDING!!!

It’s TALL…

It’s sort of…cylindrical in shape…

The top few floors are just a little bigger that the rest…

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Friday Fume

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Oh boy.

My neck hurts from shaking my head all week and I’ll bet yours does too.

OUR government spent $890 THOUSAND dollars on SERVICE FEES related to 13 THOUSAND EMPTY GOVERNMENT bank accounts and SOCIALISTS STILL WON’T ADMIT WE’RE BROKE…Socialists in congress are trying to give OBAMACARE a SHOT IN THE ARM by trying to RAISE TAXES ON THE FLU VACCINE and 15 year old kids, who have to have a note from a doctor to take an ASPIRIN at school can now buy PLAN B ABORTION PILLS WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION OR PARENTAL NOTIFICATION!!!

But that’s just the BEGINNING of this week’s socialist insanity.

What I’m about to relate seems TOO absurd to be REAL but, I assure you…I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!

Sit down, grab something bolted to the floor and HANG ON TIGHT…

It’s Friday Patriots and…

I’m fuming.

And the WAR AGAINST CHRISTIANITY just moved INSIDE the PENTAGON!!!!!

No kidding.

The PENTAGON, under the “leadership” of the MUSLIM COMMIE occupying the oval office…Has released the following statement:

“Religious proselytization is not permitted within the Department of Defense. … Court martials and non-judicial punishments are decided on a case-by-case basis.”

HEY…YA BUNCH OF YAHOOS…

THERE AIN’T NO ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES!!!!!!!

Yes, socialists weasels…I KNOW it says “RELIGIOUS” and not just CHRISTIAN but…

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So…This week we’re found that Hillary’s NAME is on the documents DENYING stepped up security in Benghazi…There are those in congress trying to EXEMPT congress from OBAMACARE…And FINALLY…Some in congress are starting to question the 1.6 BILLION ROUNDS OF AMMO purchased by the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND INSECURITY!!!

All of that just scratches the surface of this week’s socialist bottom of the barrel behavior.

Take heart my friends and fellow Patriots…Because today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Well, if THIS isn’t the height of HYPOCRISY…I don’t know what is.

Our friends at WSAV channel 3 in Florida tell us that the Marion County School Board, after a 3 year BAN…

Have now brought PADDLING back as a form of punishment for their students!!!

Don’t get me wrong…

Some of those little indoctrinated brats NEED it. Hell…TASE em for all I care but…Here’s what I find…HYPOCRITICAL…

Chew your Pop Tart into the shape of a gun…YOU’RE SUSPENDED!!!

Bring a spork with your lunch…YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!!!

ANYTHING that even RESEMBLES a weapon and…YOU’LL BE STUFFED AND CUFFED!!!!!

But there it is…Hanging on the wall in the principal’s office and…If you get caught doing something like, oh…I don’t know…PRAYING…

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Okay…It’s been a tough week. With the events in Boston, West, Texas…Storms, flooding…all sorts of things…We’ve all been a little on edge.

Our thoughts, prayers and hearts go out to all who have been affected by the week’s horrible events. Really.

But rest assured that while all that was going on, we, at The National Patriot, were watching the off-the-front-page socialist insanity too.

Patriots…Today is a day to do what we must in order not to go out of our minds. Today, we must LAUGH!!!

Friends…It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m Fuming!!

Let me get this straight…

Connecticut passes a 138 page, 4000+ bullet point “GUN CONTROL” bill and now…THE 2ND AMENDMENT NEVER EXTENDED TO PRIVATE CITIZENS TO BEGIN WITH???

Remember those ZOMBIE attacks DHS has been preparing for? I’m guessing that’s in case things get out of hand in CONNECTICUT!!!

According to a WORKSHEET passed out in a Connecticut Middle School…

“The courts have consistently determined that the Second Amendment does not ensure each individual the right to bear arms. This means that the rights of this amendment are not extended to the individual citizens of the states. So a person has no right to complain about a Second Amendment violation by state laws.”

WHAT???????

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Friday Fume

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Week in and week out, socialists just keep adding clowns to the parade.

Hanoi Jane tells veterans and military supporters to “GET A LIFE…”

The Dictator stands in front of a CHINESE MADE CRANE to trumpet about OUR infrastructure…

This absurd administration will be giving Egypt’s MUSLIM BOTHERHOOD (that’s NOT a typo) 8 MORE F-16’s and NOW we learn that NORTH DIARRHEA actually DOES have nukes small enough to FIT ON THEIR MISGUIDED MISSILES!!!!!

But my friends, we press on. We FIND ways to deal with this insanity and LAUGHTER really DOES seem the best medicine.

To that end, we have reached FRIDAY and believe it or not…

I’m fuming.

Never has one claiming to be the president known so little about so much.

He never knew ANYTHING about the REV. WRONG being a RACIST BIG MOUTH.

He didn’t really know BILL AYERS did he?

He didn’t know ANYTHING about FAST AND FURIOUS…Until he exerted EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE OVER IT…

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