Shhhh…There’s a Paraceratherium in the Room

There’s a Paraceratherium in the room.

Shhhhhhh…..

Don’t talk about it. Just ignore it and maybe nobody else will notice it.

Maybe it’ll go away.

WhatEVER you do though…don’t talk about the Paraceratherium in the room.

THAT is what we’ve seen for a LONG, long time now from the media regarding the Emperor’s hidden and buried past.

Not even Fox News wants to talk about the Paraceratherium in the room.

Okay…so what exactly IS a Paraceratherium?

It’s a prehistoric giant hornless rhinoceros.

Like so many other prehistoric beasts, the Paraceratherium has evolved. It’s much smaller now and can be found in the halls of Congress, state legislatures, some Governor’s offices and yes, its spirit seems to have found its way into the control rooms at Fox News.

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Today’s Obamacare Headlines Are GROSSLY Misleading

Yesterday, in the House, yet another vote to repeal Obamacare was held. It was the 33rd time such a vote was taken in the House since the passage of the bill nobody could know what was in until they passed it.

33 times in the house.

How many times has this been debated in the Senate?

Zero.

That’s because Harry Reid, just as he’s done with 30 some odd jobs bills passed in the House and all the various budgets passed in the House…Refuses to allow them to see the light of day in the Senate.

Liberals and socialists love to tell you that it’s the republicans obstructing congress or doing nothing in congress but, they’re lying.

The headlines today will read something to the effect of, “REPUBLICANS VOTE FOR OBAMACARE REPEALED…AGAIN” or…”REPUBLICANS PLAY POLITICS WITH BILL DEEMED CONSTITUTIONAL BY SUPREME COURT” or…”REPUBLICANS PASS SYMBOLIC VOTE INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH JOBS.”

There will be a great many variations of the headlines but, essentially, they’ll be talking about republicans voting for repeal and getting nowhere doing it.

That, however, should NOT be the headline.

HERE’S what the headline SHOULD be:

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Friday Fume

Well my friends, we’ve made it through another week. It’s been an odd week with Independence Day smack in the middle of it and while many have hit the road on vacations…Here we sit, at The National Patriot, keeping track of the liberal dipsticks that don’t reach all the way to the oil pan.

Today, we are exactly 4 months from the most important election since 1860 and liberal/socialists are getting desperate.

If we expect nothing more from them we’ll never be disappointed.

It’s Friday, Patriots, and…

I’m fuming.

Hmmm…Down Texas way…it seems that while trying to implement a voter ID law to add validity to the voting there…Texas has hit the Holder ROAD BLOCK.

Well…There’s a shock.

As the case over the Texas Voter ID law heads to court next week, it appears that Holder has employed…

THE CATALIST GROUP…to gather information.

CATALIST has quite the client list. Obama’s 2008 election campaign, the Democratic Governors Association, the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, the American Civil Liberties Union, NARAL – Pro-Choice America Foundation, and the Texas Democratic Trust.

GEE WIZ…WERE ALL THE DOJ’S INVESTIGATORS TOO BUSY DOING AN IN DEPTH INVESTIGATION ON LEAKS COMING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE OR IGNORING THE CONTEMPT CHARGES TO WORK ON KEEPING VOTER FRAUD A SUBSTANTIAL PART OF THE PROCESS IN TEXAS???

Congressman Lamar Smith sent a letter to HOLDER complaining about the partisan effort to squelch the Texas Voter ID law but…

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Obama’s Back to the Future Campaign

Scare tactics and conservative conspiracy theories?

Go ahead and tell me I’m wrong but in order to have a valid argument, you’ll have to prove how past actions don’t lead to future reality.

If the Emperor maintains the throne, what can we expect in the next 4 years?

Liberals will laugh at you if you share this with them but, it’s always been a poker “tell” when they stary laughing. They’re tipping their hand. The faster they start laughing, the closer you are to the exact truth and the harder they laugh, trying to drown you out, the more spot on you are in what you’re telling them.

When the name calling starts, you have exposed their truth and they don’t like it not one little bit.

When they start slapping labels on you like…Racist or…Certifiably crazy or…Birther…it’s a tell that they are absolutely desperate to make YOU the focus rather than the TRUTH.

To predict the future of America under another 4 years of Obama we first need to examine his past behavior.

Everything he’s done in the last 3 ½ years is a foreshadowing of the future with the Emperor on the Throne.

He has, for his entire term, unilaterally decided what laws would or would not be defended. He started with the Defense of Marriage Act and has run it all the way to Immigration. Existing laws mean nothing compared to his agenda.

If you haven’t been a fan of his existing law sidestepping and Imperial Orders thus far…Oh just wait…

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FRIDAY FUME

Are ya SPINNING?

After this past week if you’re not spinning around on circles you must be DEAD. Of course, if you’re dead…WELCOME TO THE LIBERAL SOCIALIST VOTING ROLLS!!!

Actually, being dead is NO excuse for NOT spinning round and round this week as I am POSITIVE our FOUNDERS are spinning in their collective graves.

My friends, take heart…Today is the day we grip reality by the THROAT and choke the liberal stupidity out of it.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

There was a LOT of…stuff…making BIG headlines this week – and trust me, I’ll get to some of that – but first, there MAY have been a few things that got past you that, in the art gallery of liberal/socialist behavior, should be exhibited.

We’ll start in Colorado where…OH GUESS WHAT…while Supreme Court votes and contempt charges were in play YESTERDAY…Abound Solar…based in Loveland Colorado…

FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY!!!

Here’s a big surprise…

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1 DAY, 2 DECISIONS – THE BOTTOM LINE

Today, after a group of MORE THAN 100 liberal/socialist Members of the house arose and walked out in protest, thus showing THEIR contempt of Congress, Eric Holder WAS indeed held in contempt BOTH CRIMINALLY AND CIVILLY by a vote of the House which included both republicans AND democrats.

On a day when the Supreme Court affirmed that an administration, through taxation CAN force upon the American people a good or service and order the IRS to go after those who choose NOT to partake, The House of Representatives DID indeed hold the Attorney General in criminal contempt of Congress for withholding tens of thousands of documents, emails and memos from the House Oversight Committee investigating the Fast and Furious operation and its cover-up.

Both the Supreme Court ruling AND the contempt vote against Holder SHOULD serve to ignite conservatives and mobilize them against the scourge of this administration.

Tea Party Patriots, Conservatives, Republicans and yes, Independents should now realize that this administration is so solidly aligned against the American people, American values and the very foundation OF America that they will unite, in mass, to vote Obama and his ilk from office.

Regarding Holder, this nation can no longer stand idly by while the head of the Department of Justice stalls and subverts justice from his post.

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WILL WE DO WHAT THE SCOTUS FAILED TO DO?

With today’s Supreme Court ruling, upholding Obamacare as Constitutional, the American People have LOST their individual sovereignty.

By allowing the federal government to MANDATE the American people purchase a good or service under the TAX code and not the Commerce Clause…The Federal Government now has a clear and unhindered path to MANDATE the purchase of ANYTHING any administration deems appropriate!!

The THREAT that the federal government would REMOVE ALL MEDICARE FUNDING from individual states should they OPT OUT of Obamacare HAS BEEN FOUND UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!!

Does this mean that the High Court has ruled that individual states WILL be allowed to OPT OUT OF OBAMACARE ALTOGETHER? That much is unclear.

ONE THING THAT IS CRYSTAL CLEAR IS, BECAUSE OF THIS RULING, IF YOU DON’T BUY HEALTH INSURANCE, THE IRS WILL BE COMING FOR YOU!!!!!

Without the ability to OPT OUT by the states, the ONLY conclusion which can be drawn from this ruling is…

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The Emperor’s Mistimed Misdirections

What’s an Emperor to do when he fears something bad is about to happen?

Simple.

Misdirect.

“Ooo, Ooo…I’m the Emperor!!! Look over here. Here. Right here…Pay no attention to what’s about to happen over there…Look over here!!! This is MUCH more interesting than anything that’s going to happen over there!!!”

The thing about misdirection is that it has to be perfectly timed.

Make no mistake…Mistime your misdirection and the misfortune of your misadventure will NOT be…missed.

In the last week, the Emperor has employed 2 misdirections. One was well thought out and well planed in advance while the other was hastily thrown together.

The problem is, both were mistimed in their execution.

DOH!!!!!

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Friday Fume

GEEEEEZ…What a week.

I don’t know about the rest of you but, THIS has been one LOOOOONG week of liberal/socialist STUPIDITY.

November can’t come soon enough but, until then, I’ll just take it all in and do my level best not to explode. Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.

It’s called…FRIDAY…and my friends…

I’m fuming!!!!

We start today, in the Asylum by the Bay…San Francisco!!!

This will be the home of next year’s, America’s Cup yacht race but….before they unfurl their SAILS…

SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW has agreed to spend…$150,000.00 of TAXPAYERS money to find out whether or not…

THE SAIL BOATS SCARE BIRDS IN THE BAY!!!!!

Ummmm…THEY’RE BIRDS!!!

THEY GET SCARED IF YOU SNEEZE!!!

Not only that but, these BIRD BRAINS will ALSO spend $75,000.00 on ATTORNEYS to make sure it all done legally!!!

Correct me if I’m wrong but…since birds can’t talk, how will anybody actually know if they’re SCARED or if they are just…annoyed?

UNLESS THEY’RE EMUS, PENGUINS, OSTRICHES OR SOME OTHER GROUNDED FOWL…which would DROWN (EXCEPT FOR THE PENGUINS) if they were IN THE BAY…CAN’T THEY JUST…OH, I DON’T KNOW…FLY OUT OF THE WAY???

For the love of GOD…don’t tell these liberal IDIOTS that there are…FISH in the bay…

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Somehow, This MUST Be Bush’s Fault

In truth, this week hasn’t been a great deal different that any other for the Emperor when it comes to dodging and weaving around the truth. After 3 1/2 years, it starts to blur.

This MONTH, however, has probably been the single WORST month of his reign and, it’s not going to get any better. Out of what is going to go down in history as THE worst month for ANY Oval Office occupant in an election year, THIS WEEK has been arguably the single worst WEEK of his reign.

Oh…considering everything that’s been going on leading UP to this week, it never stood a chance of being a good week but, the Emperor has only made it WORSE without any outside assistance.

While the Emperor’s worst week ever has encompassed MANY different issues, let’s just look at 2 KEY parts of it.

By now, one would have to think that the Emperor is too dizzy to swing a golf club.

It’s been quite a week hasn’t it? Obama is spinning like a lathe, doing about faces and augering  himself into quite a hole. Just how bad can one week get?

Let’s do a little exercise in comparison shall we?

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