It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.
According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…
Wait for it…
GLOBAL WARMING!!!
Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.
Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???
It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.
Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.
Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.
Hmmmmm…..
Have ya ever been to New Orleans?
It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.
THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!
It’s hot in Cairo.
In Egypt…
