More Gun Control? Shut The Hell Up!!!

Okay socialists…The topic is gun control.

You want to have that conversation???

Okay we’ll HAVE that conversation.

I’ll start.

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!

As I rather doubt you will take that advice, I’ll continue.

No…We’re NOT giving up our guns OR our 2nd Amendment rights. It’s not gonna happen.

Hollywood socialists…YOU seemed MORE than giddy as YOU tweeted YOUR demands for more and more gun control in the wake of what happened last Friday in a small Connecticut town.

Really?

YOU want more gun control???

YOU make BILLIONS of dollars every year off of movies that make GUNS look WAY TOO COOL. The way you hold them sideways…probably couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn doing that but…THAT’S the way all the GANG BANGERS hold THEIR guns today…ISN’T IT???

You Hollywood sorts like to show the bullets in super slow motion. Why? SO PEOPLE CAN OOOO AND AHHH OVER THEM AS THEY HEAD FOR THEIR INTENDED HUMAN TARGETS!!! That’s why.

I’m willing to bet, without guns…Hollywood’s income would have been less than 25% of what it has been, over the history of movies WITH THEM.

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Massachusetts Bake Sale Terrorism

BREAKING!!!

Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.

The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!

If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!

As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.

Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…

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Liberals Need to KISS OFF

A serious incident took place yesterday on the playground of a Lee County Florida school and not one but two Sheriff’s Deputies were called by the school’s administrators.

What happened was apparently so shocking and disturbing to the school’s administrators that they first called the Florida Department of Children and Families which suggested that law enforcement be called instead.

The SHOCK…the horror of it all…Let us pray…except, not on school grounds.

Here’s how it all went down.

Two 12 year old girls were standing and…gasp…talking…Apparently, as girls of that, or nearly any age will, about which one liked a certain 12 year old boy more.

After a short time trading, “I like him more…” “No…I like him more…” one of the two suspects walked over to where the victim was standing and that’s when it happened.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS GRAPHIC AND MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME READERS.

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