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Friday Fume

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As the polls start to shift, the liberal LOONS are getting twitchier by the minute!!!

They’re seeing their grip on power slip faster t than their GRIP ON SANITY!!!

In desperation, they are grasping the thinnest of threads as they dangle over the abyss and knowing they are about to take the plunge…they seem more and more bent on trying to take us all with them!!!

But guess what?

We’ve GOT all our marbles and we believe in our values…AMERICAN VALUES and unlike the liberal lemmings…WE WILL NOT GO WILLINGLY OVER THE CLIFF!!!

My friends and fellow Patriots…Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming.

For GOD’s sake…

The Freedom From Religion Foundation dipsticks are at it again.

This time, all the way from Wisconsin, they are trying to force an investigation into a GEORGIA high school because the football coach ALLOWED LOCAL CHURCHES TO PREPARE PRE-GAME MEALS FOR THE TEAM!!!

HEAVEN forbid…

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Friday Fume

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Friends and Patriots, I know. I KNOW you’ve had enough and you’ve had enough for a long time now.

I’m with ya.

Every day, we see and hear things from liberal/socialists that light our hair on fire.

That’s why I look forward to the end of the week when I can get it off my chest with a dose of sarcasm which, hopefully, makes ya laugh just a bit.

Ya can’t make this stuff up and if you don’t find a way to laugh at it, you’ll explode.

Get ready folks.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Oh for GOD’S sake.

Ya buy a chicken sandwich and the liberal/socialists call ya every name in the book. You’re EVIL and a BIGOT and the DEVIL and that’s the NICE stuff.

But…call for KILLING white people and what do ya hear from the liberal/socialists???

Crickets.

Case in point…

Michelle Williams, the Party Chief of Staff for the New BlacKKK Panthers, and the same VOICE OF REASON that issued the DEAD OR ALIVE order against George Zimmerman, says that TAMPA IS UNDER SIEGE BY REPUBLICANS, WHITES, TEA BAGGERS AND CRACKERS!!!!!

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And so, we’ve all survived another week. It’s been a long week of liberal lies and insanity but the more they talk, the deeper the hole they’re digging themselves into.

It seems that, more and more, all we have to do to counter their inane behavior is use their own words!!

Let’s all sit back, take a deep breath, grab a beverage and have at it!!!

It’s FRIDAY my friends and…

I’m fuming.

If you were to ask the Emperor if HE knows the definition of the word, “Truth” he would most likely tell you that he does.

That would, of course, be a lie.

There he was, the Lyin’ King, spewing forth another load of bull in Mansfield Ohio when he stated, with great certainty…

“And you do not have to take my word for it. (Fat chance…) Just today, an independent, non-partisan organization ran all the numbers on Governor Romney’s plan. This wasn’t my staff. This wasn’t something we did. Independent group, ran the numbers.”

He was…LYING!!!

He was referring to, “On The Distributional Effects Of Base-Broadening Income Tax Reform,” which, in and of itself is a pack of lies.

Ya see…That “study” was written by…Samuel Brown, William Gale, and Adam Looney….OKAY?

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Well, here we are…At the end of another week and the beginning of our 2nd year at The National Patriot!!!

Liberals really are the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to absolute stupidity…Aren’t they?

Just when you think they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel…You discover that the barrel has a BASEMENT and a MINE SHAFT under THAT!!!

Why they keep thinking they have to give the SHAFT to the rest of us is quite beyond comprehension but…THEY DO PERSIST…

AND SO DO I!!!!!

My friends…It’s Friday and, you guessed it…

I’m fuming.

Oh, for GOD’S sake!!!

Liberal/socialists are having a COW over Chick-Fil-A!!!!!!

Liberal/socialists and some in the gay community have now labeled Chick-Fil-A as…ANTI GAY!!!

As usual…the libs are LEAPING to FALSE conclusions.

Here’s what Chick-Fil-A CEO Dan Cathy said when he was questioned about donating money to a group that advocates against redefining marriage:

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Friends and Patriots…Today is a special Friday!!!

This is our 52nd FUME which means…NEXT Friday is The National Patriot’s 1 year anniversary!!!

Do you KNOW what that means???

THAT means that TOGETHER…We have survived a FULL YEAR’S worth of liberal INSANITY and to celebrate…I left a little video fun for ya at the end of this Fume!!!

So what do you say we strap ourselves in TIGHT and wrap this week up with yet ANOTHER review with ATTITUDE???

If you’re ready…SO AM I!!!

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

Say it’s not so…

Guess who’s ready to throw his pants back into the political ring???

ANTHONY WEINER!!!!

That’s right, THE PETER TWEETER wants to run for MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY!!!

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FRIDAY FUME

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Are ya SPINNING?

After this past week if you’re not spinning around on circles you must be DEAD. Of course, if you’re dead…WELCOME TO THE LIBERAL SOCIALIST VOTING ROLLS!!!

Actually, being dead is NO excuse for NOT spinning round and round this week as I am POSITIVE our FOUNDERS are spinning in their collective graves.

My friends, take heart…Today is the day we grip reality by the THROAT and choke the liberal stupidity out of it.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

There was a LOT of…stuff…making BIG headlines this week – and trust me, I’ll get to some of that – but first, there MAY have been a few things that got past you that, in the art gallery of liberal/socialist behavior, should be exhibited.

We’ll start in Colorado where…OH GUESS WHAT…while Supreme Court votes and contempt charges were in play YESTERDAY…Abound Solar…based in Loveland Colorado…

FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY!!!

Here’s a big surprise…

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GEEEEEZ…What a week.

I don’t know about the rest of you but, THIS has been one LOOOOONG week of liberal/socialist STUPIDITY.

November can’t come soon enough but, until then, I’ll just take it all in and do my level best not to explode. Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.

It’s called…FRIDAY…and my friends…

I’m fuming!!!!

We start today, in the Asylum by the Bay…San Francisco!!!

This will be the home of next year’s, America’s Cup yacht race but….before they unfurl their SAILS…

SAN FRAN FREAK SHOW has agreed to spend…$150,000.00 of TAXPAYERS money to find out whether or not…

THE SAIL BOATS SCARE BIRDS IN THE BAY!!!!!

Ummmm…THEY’RE BIRDS!!!

THEY GET SCARED IF YOU SNEEZE!!!

Not only that but, these BIRD BRAINS will ALSO spend $75,000.00 on ATTORNEYS to make sure it all done legally!!!

Correct me if I’m wrong but…since birds can’t talk, how will anybody actually know if they’re SCARED or if they are just…annoyed?

UNLESS THEY’RE EMUS, PENGUINS, OSTRICHES OR SOME OTHER GROUNDED FOWL…which would DROWN (EXCEPT FOR THE PENGUINS) if they were IN THE BAY…CAN’T THEY JUST…OH, I DON’T KNOW…FLY OUT OF THE WAY???

For the love of GOD…don’t tell these liberal IDIOTS that there are…FISH in the bay…

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What a week. I have to admit…I’m a little dizzy from all the liberal spin this week.

While these KNOT HEADS chase their own tails at warp speed, I have to sit by WATCHING them.

Don’t these nuts know they can kiss their own butts without the whirling rampage? Honestly, I never know whether to be completely appalled or mildly entertained by it all.

I suppose, a little of both. Oh well…It IS Friday and either way…

I’m fuming.

So…There was Eric Holder, appearing in front of a Senate hearing a few days ago, where he actually said that he was showing consistent values and…

“I STUCK TO MY GUNS.”

Look…maybe it’s just me but…IF HE HAD STUCK JUST A LITTLE CLOSER TO HIS GUNS…HE’D KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW…WOULDN’T HE?????

It seems to me that if this moron would PART with about 72,400 documents, memos and emails AS QUICKLY AS HE DID WITH THOSE GUNS….Congress wouldn’t be heading FAST AND FURIOUSLY TOWARD CONTEMPT CHARGES!!!

Now, the head of the DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE wants to cut a deal with Issa…What did he call it…Oh yeah…

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I have DONE it! Once again I have survived a week’s worth of liberal/socialist insanity and I certainly hope you have also.

It was close though and had it not been for Governor Walker…I might have gone screaming into the night. Walker’s big win in the “too close to call” recall sent a clear message that liberal/socialists are in big trouble come November but…

We still have 5 months to go and the other side is shifting their abhorrent behavior into high gear.

No worries…If we have survived the last 3 1/2 years, I’ll bet that, together, we can make it through until November.

It’s Friday my friends and you KNOW what THAT means…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy. How do I…handle…this one delicately.

We’re starting this week in Granola City USA…San Francisco where what ain’t fruits and nuts are flakes.

That’s where a guy cut off his own…ummm…

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We’re less than 6 months out from the 2012 election, and liberals are shifting their antics into high gear. One would think they’d pace themselves, but no…Liberal/socialists are at full throttle.

It’s obvious they can’t see where they’re going with their heads where they are, but I have to admit, watching them run about like idiots is a hoot.

Are ya ready? Got your helmets? Seat belts on?

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

It seems that, every village that’s missing an idiot can quit looking…We’ve found them…In SUNLAND PARK, NEW MEXICO!!!

That is where a WHOLE HERD of liberal/socialists elected one of their own kind, Daniel Salinas, as Mayor.

When you have a village FULL of idiots…SOMEONE has to lead them.

Salinas sits in jail, on MORE THAN 30 CHARGES RANGING FROM VOTER FRAUD TO KICKBACKS TO BRIBERY TO…HOOKERS!!!!

Of course, he’s not in it alone…

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