Friday Fume

Well…Here we are at the end of another week of liberal insanity.

This is where we shine the light of truth on the liberal/socialist absurdity and watch ’em scatter like roaches.

Sit down and hang on, fellow Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Al Armendariz, an EPA administrator from the Dallas office, made the remarks at a local Texas government meeting and now they’re coming to light. He was talking about how he wants EPS regulations enforced.

“It was kind of like how the Romans used to, you know, conquer villages in the Mediterranean. They’d go in to a little Turkish town somewhere, they’d find the first five guys they saw, and they’d crucify them.”

“And then, you know, that town was really easy to manage for the next few years.”

Ummm DIDN’T THE ROMAN EMPIRE EVENTUALLY COME TO AN END…CRUSHED UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT???

This MORON, appointed by EMPEROR OBEYME…is an idiot.

Oh…he apologized but DON’T THEY ALL…

“I apologize to those I have offended and regret my poor choice of words.”

Which of course prompted the Emperor’s town crier…Jay Carney to pipe up with, “What he said is clearly not representative of either this president’s belief in the way that we should approach these matters or in the way that he has approached these matters — either from this office here in the White House or at the EPA.”

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Friday Fume

As much as I want Obama voted OUT in November, I must say…This administration IS the gift that just keeps on giving, isn’t it?

About the time you think it couldn’t get any more bizarre…it finds new depths into which to sink.

When you believe they have reached the bottom of the barrel, they build a basement.

Well, it’s Friday, my friends, and

I’m fuming.

Adding to the LONG list of stupid things liberals do…we find Jeff Neely’s “testimony” before a congressional committee.

The only reason this dweeb bothered to show up was BECAUSE HE WAS SUBPOENAED! Of course, when he got there, he pleaded the 5th…OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

It didn’t matter WHAT they asked the GSA partymiester…GOOD GRIEF…THEY ASKED HIM IF HE WAS EMPLOYED AT THE GSA AND HE PLEADED THE 5TH!!!

Of course it’s his right to do so as to not incriminate himself and it’s understandable that…

EVEN ADMITTING HE WORKS FOR THE GSA IS INCRIMINATING!!!

It could have been worse.

RATHER THAN PARTYING IN VEGAS…TRAVELING THE WORLD…FAMILY VACATIONS…5 DAY RIBBON CUTTINGS IN HAWAII AND WASTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF THE TAX PAYERS MONEY…

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Friday Fume

In this wide and mysterious world, there are many things we will never completely understand.

Take idiot savants for example.

There are idiot savant musicians who stumble about in a stupor until placed before a piano and suddenly they become Vladimir Horowitz. There are idiot savant artists who stumble about in a stupor until placed before a canvas where, suddenly, they become DaVinci.

Then there are idiot savant liberals…

Who stumble about in a stupor…

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

First stop on this week’s world tour is…FRANCE…Where scientists are, um,…

TEACHING BABOONS TO READ.

Isn’t this pretty much how PLANET OF THE APES GOT STARTED???

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Friday Fume

I gotta tell ya, this last week has left my HEAD spinning!

I’m beginning to see a pattern too. The closer we get to the election…Week by week…The deeper into insanity the liberals go.

I suppose desperation could be driving them to the edge but seriously, do they need to take the rest of us along for the ride??

Well, it IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

The GSA…a VALUABLE government agency, basically in charge of not wasting our money has been…

WASTING OUR MONEY!!!

Turns out these YAHOOS spent almost a MILLION dollars on a conference in HENDERSON Nevada. $4.00 shrimp, $14.00 breakfasts…$75,000.00 on a seminar on how to assemble a bicycle…

THEY HAD A CLOWN AND…A MIND READER…WHO APPARENTLY NEVER SAW TROUBLE COMMIN’!!!!!

Now, to be fair, this isn’t JUST the liberals…THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME but seriously, should the government agency in charge of making sure the government doesn’t waste the people’s money REALLY employ…12,500 PEOPLE???

Now, if it wasn’t bad enough…THEY MADE A VIDEO MAKING FUN OF HOW THEY GET TO WASTE OUR MONEY AT THEIR HAWAII OFFICE!!! And if THAT isn’t bad enough…

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Friday Fume

Oh it’s been another banner week for the liberal/socialist fools, hasn’t it? Normally you wouldn’t see this sort of behavior outside the fence surrounding the Sunny Brook Home for the Politically Deranged.

Are you ready for this week’s tour of the lobotomized liberal/socialist world?

Here we go…

It’s Friday and I’m fuming.

It what may well be the strangest and most ironic interview EVER…

Haywood Carey, an Occupy Wall Street “Financial Officer” sat down with THE WALL STREET JOURNAL this week.

When Carrey opened his OCCU-PIEHOLE…this came out: “If we keep spending at the rate at which we have been doing, we will probably go broke in a month.”

WHAT??? SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!!!

A group of slackers who make couch tators look like overachievers, who would rather sit in a park, crap on cop cars, spread disease, and whine about how they don’t have what rich people have…

IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT OF MONEY?????

How could this possible happen?

Oh yeah…Capitalism.

According to the WSJ, “The Occupy Wall Street General Assembly voted this weekend to halt spending on new projects, but will continue to fund housing, food, clothing, and transportation for volunteers.”

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Friday Fume

Well, we’ve survived another week and I have to tell ya, were it not for the pressure release valve at the end of the week…

I might not survive the weekend!

My friends…

It’s Friday and yep…

I’m fuming

Oh for crying out loud…

Today, we’ll start our tour of liberal Looney Tunes in New Jersey. It was at a 7-11 in Cumberland County where one Brittany Glanville, a card carrying entitlement glutton, wanted what she wanted and she wanted it RIGHT THEN!!!

When police got there, Glanville was in the process of climbing over the counter and attacking the clerk, who has not yet been named, presumably because the 7-11 clerk is in the process of buying a couple of vowels for his or her name.

Oh…it wasn’t the money in the drawer that Glanville wanted NOR was it a fist full of lottery cards…no, no, no…

Glanville wanted a SAUSAGE and low and behold…the 7-11 was OUT OF SAUSAGES AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT!!!

Probably a good thing she didn’t go in there for a box of over-price Fruit Loops…

SHE’D BE A CEREAL OFFENDER!!!

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Friday Fume

It’s amazing really, how, day in and day out, liberals just seem to ignore common sense.

It can’t be by accident either. It’s a concerted effort. They look at any given situation, decide what the proper way to handle it would be…

Then do the exact opposite.

Oh well, here we go again. It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

On Wednesday, in Louisiana, teachers unions apparently believing the rest of us have forgotten that they don’t care a WHIP about the students…CLOSED DOWN 4 PARISH’S SCHOOLS SO THEY COULD PROTEST EDUCATION REFORMS!!!

According to Governor Jindal’s office, “The reality is that action is needed now. Forty-four percent of Louisiana’s public schools received a grade of D or F last year. Louisiana’s 4th and 8th graders ranked among the bottom in English and Math when compared to other states. In 2010 there were 230,000 students in Louisiana below grade level – one third of all students in public school.”

Naturally, the liberal run unions are MUCH more concerned about the TEACHERS than they are the students.

The changes proposed relate to teacher evaluations, tenure and retirement plans, as well as charter school creation and regulation. They would make it easier to fire BAD teachers, affect the way TENURE is handed out and create a charter system for those who want their kids to LEARN something.

Without a doubt…teachers unions in Louisiana are dead set against this idea of GOOD teachers being GOOD for students and RAISING the grade levels OF those students.

Liberals will be liberals…

Fuming.

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Friday Fume

Well here we are at the end of another week of liberal stupidity.

While we can vote ’em out in November, we will never be able to fix stupid, so we might as well get used to ’em. I’ve found, if you take it all too seriously, without providing yourself a way to vent, liberals will drive you insane.

Join me, won’t you, in our weekly review with an attitude and LET IT OUT!!!

It’s Friday, and guess what?

Yep.

I’m fuming.

Liberals…Good grief…

In Colorado, a week ago, THEIR Governor, one John Hickenlooper, introduced his Lieutenant Governor, one Joe Carcia as a…

SEX STAR…

To an audience of…

SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!!!!!

Yeah, that’s just plain liberal stupid, isn’t it? One has NO idea WHAT Hickenlooper was THINKING but after THIS week’s introduction…

WE HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHAT OL’ HICKENLOOPER IS THINKING…ABOUT!!!

Just a few days ago…Hickenlooper was introducing Denver Mayor…one…Mike…HANCOCK…I can’t make this stuff up, folks…

Apparently, Hancock’s wife…Mary Louise, is something of a singer and…trying to impress…the assembled audience…Hickenlooper made some reference to Obama singing to Michelle…in the SHOWER and introduced HANCOCK with THIS obtuse line…

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Friday Fume

Such a week.

All sorts of hell breaking loose all over the place and liberals at the root of so much of the trouble. I’ve been busier than a I armed paper hanger trying to gather it all into a bundle. Just when I think I’ve seen the height of liberal stupidity, along comes someone trying to sink to a new low.

Yesterday, we lost a conservative giant who, while promoting the truth through his various sites by all accounts,  he also loved to laugh.

Mr. Breitbart…This one’s for you.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy…Here we go…

When looking for liberal idiots there are certain…factors…that appear as red flags and THIS idiot was flying enough red flags TO HAVE BEEN SEEN FROM SPACE!!!

First of all, it takes place in California…RED FLAG!!! Dateline Sacramento…

A naked guy goes on a job interview…

Stop me if you’ve heard this one…

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