Friday Fume

The liberals out there are Frightful

But Fridays are Delightful

Against the party of Doom and Gloom,

Let me Fume

Let me Fume

Let me Fume….

Ahhhh…Rhode Island…our smallest state…Where this time of the year, every scene looks like a Currier and Ives complimentary jelly jar scene…Governor Lincoln Chaffe sits atop Mount CRUMPIT and SNEERS at all the WHOS in WHOVILLE!!!!!

This MAGNANIMOUS PUTZ is REFUSING to call the STATE’S CHRISTMAS TREE…A CHRISTMAS TREE!!

It is, according to him…a HOLIDAY TREE.

He doesn’t want to offend those who may not celebrate CHRISTMAS.

Ummm…besides CHRISTMAS…what holidays, exactly, feature a TREE of ANY KIND???

A thanksgiving tree?

No.

How about a New Year’s tree?

Nope.

Easter? Groundhog’s Day? 4TH OF FREAKIN’ JULY TREE?????

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Friday Fume

This week, through all the cooking and baking, through the plans made to spend a wonderful day with our family and friends and through aroma of turkey, potatoes, stuffing and pies…

I was unable to escape the moronic actions of liberals which have…

Dare I say it…

Left me FUMING!!!

Okay, this week the Occupy-anything-but-a-shower-stall geniuses are at it again.

FIRST…these KNOT-HEADS decided to OCCUPY THE NBA and take the side of the PLAYERS in the labor lock out!!!

Yeah…I know it and YOU know it but the “CAN’T SPELL GED CROWD of lice infected TB spreading violent dregs of society DON’T know it…

Ummmm…..THE AVERAGE SALARY OF YOUR GARDEN VARIETY NBA PLAYER IS 5 MILLION DOLLARS PER YEAR…WHICH PUTS ALL THOSE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REELS SQUARELY IN THE TOP 1% YOU’VE BEEN SITTING ON YOUR BUTS IN PLACES YOU DON’T OWN TO PROTEST AGAINST!!!

Oh, but that wasn’t the ONLY brilliant idea those WHOSE HEADS OCCUPY THEIR COLONS had this week. Oh HEAVENS no…

THEY DECIDED TO OCCUPY BLACK FRIDAY SALES TOO!!!

Right off, I see two problems with this.

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Liberals Need to KISS OFF

A serious incident took place yesterday on the playground of a Lee County Florida school and not one but two Sheriff’s Deputies were called by the school’s administrators.

What happened was apparently so shocking and disturbing to the school’s administrators that they first called the Florida Department of Children and Families which suggested that law enforcement be called instead.

The SHOCK…the horror of it all…Let us pray…except, not on school grounds.

Here’s how it all went down.

Two 12 year old girls were standing and…gasp…talking…Apparently, as girls of that, or nearly any age will, about which one liked a certain 12 year old boy more.

After a short time trading, “I like him more…” “No…I like him more…” one of the two suspects walked over to where the victim was standing and that’s when it happened.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS GRAPHIC AND MAY BE DISTURBING TO SOME READERS.

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Let Liberals Pull the “Trigger”

And now we know the truth. John Kerry, on Fox News this morning, admitted that the only reason there’s no deal from the “Super Committee” is because of the Bush Tax cuts.

In reality, those tax cuts could and should be referred to as the Bush/Obama tax cuts as it was Obama who renewed them.

Republicans on the committee has steadfastly refused to make the Bush/Obama tax cuts a part of the 1.2 trillion dollars in deficit cuts and for good reason. They promised not to.

Liberals on that committee want nothing more than to hike taxes. Liberals feel the wealthiest 1 or 2 percent of Americans must be soaked for more taxes. Oh, never mind that those are the same people who already pay 40% of all taxes…To liberals, it’s not enough.

In the liberal mindset, success MUST be punished.

Let’s not forget that this commission, the “Super Committee” was to have been non partisan and the solutions they were convened to seek, non partisan as well.

Let’s not forget also that doing away with the Bush tax cuts was a major plank in Obama’s 2008 campaign.

Therefore, one is left no alternative but to conclude that eliminating what is now, the Bush/Obama tax cuts, via the “Super Committee” is 100% partisan.

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Another Liberal Mecca, Another Disaster

Yesterday, in the Friday Fume, I went off on the SEIU for forcing unionization on the Michigan parents of 2 children in their 30’s who deal with cerebral palsy. The SEIU is taking union dues from their children’s Medicaid checks and calling those parents “Home Care Givers” and forcing them into the union. It’s thuggery at best and downright theft at worst.

It’s shameful any way you care to look at it.

This apparently isn’t the only problem stemming from greed raising its ugly head in Michigan – and guess what folks, it ain’t the greedy Republicans at the bottom of the Michigan barrel.

Let’s take a hard look at Wayne County, Michigan, shall we.

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Friday Fume

Liberal lunacy knows no bounds and it can be found…EVERYWHERE. Day by day…Week by week, I absorb it like a barrier reef sponge and every Friday, wring it out all over this page.

The amount of liberal idiocy this week is STAGGERING and before I go super nova…

Let’s have at it.

It’s FRIDAY and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s start this week in the great white north, Kanuckville…Otherwise known as Canada…Toronto to be specific.

On Monday, Earl Beatty Junior and Senior Public School principal Alicia Fernandez sent home a note warning parents their students are no longer allowed to bring soccer balls, basketballs, baseballs, footballs and volleyballs to school.

It seems, a while back, a parent got beaned in the Kanuck noggin with a soccer ball and NOW…Balls are deemed DANGEROUS to the kids.

Oh…not ALL balls though… ONLY BALLS NOT MADE OF SPONGE OR…NERF MATERIAL WILL BE CONFISCATED!!!

Gentlemen…for the love of all that is right in the world…DO NOT TAKE YOUR…BALLS…TO SCHOOL…LEST MS. FERNANDEZ LOCK THEM IN A DRAWER!!!!!

True to liberal thought…BASEBALLS will NOT be allowed at Earl Beatty schools but…BATS are apparently NOT as dangerous and according to the new rules, WILL be allowed.

Fuming.

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Hey Allen West…Time for Show and Tell

Solyndra and all the emails, subpoenas, hearings and cover ups, Fast and Furious with its memos, emails, who knew what and when along with its subpoenas and testimony, GOP campaign polls changing daily, the whole Occupy Wall Street drama, Penn State and on and on and on…

Distractions.

The real story is the Super Committee and what is happening, or not happening, between 12 members of congress.

With less than a week to go before triggers kick in and drastic cuts are made to Medicare and our Defense Department, there just doesn’t seem to be any movement. Or is there?

Obama and the liberals have been trying to make a living on, and or campaigning against, what they have, for some time now, labeled a “Do Nothing Congress” and therein rests the issue.

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Don’t Take the Sucker’s Bet in a Card Game With Liberals

The use of the “Race Card” in the political arena is, as we all know, used primarily by the left against conservatives and nearly each time it is employed, it is employed falsely. If a conservative does not agree with an Obama policy, that conservative is deemed a racist. If a conservative opposes affirmative action, that conservative is deemed a racist. If a conservative stands for stronger immigration laws…racist.

We have all see this tactic employed and to some extent, it can be effective but the effect is wearing thin with voters.

Liberals, from the get-go, tried and tried to use the “Race Card” against the Tea Party claiming the Tea Party was a racist movement. The tried to play that card against Glenn Beck when he held a rally on the Washington Mall on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.

It isn’t working like it once did and the only reason it ever worked is because nobody wants to be thought of as a racist. It never mattered to the left whether or not those to whom that label was ascribed were actually racists, just vilify them as racists and in the court of public opinion, their star will fade. Raise the question in the minds of the public and, to liberals, problem solved.

Just because the overuse and false use of the “Race Card” has taken the bulk of the effect off of it doesn’t mean liberals are anywhere near dropping that as a tactic.

A while back, Politico was interviewing Mary Francis Berry and asked her whether or not “branding” the Tea Party as racists will work. Berry’s response was very telling:

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The Friday Fume

By Craig Andresen 11-4-11

Well, you would think that going through another week of all of this tripe would have me singing the blues…

In your lowest possible voice please…

Nobody knows

The Liberals I’ve Seen,

Nobody Knows My Nausea…

Ah but it is finally Friday – and as we all know, on Friday, I get to let off a good deal of steam. This Friday is no different and you can bet, if liberals are out there…

I’m fuming.

Over at the liberal asylum, perhaps better known as the United Nations, it’s been a banner week. The white coat and blue beret crowd has finally let it slip that the vast majority of their CLIMATE CHANGE or GLOBAL WARMING or STUCK ON STUPID…whatever they’re calling it this week… reports HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY GRAD STUDENTS!!!

Ummm…These aren’t your high level genius in the making grad students…THESE ARE GARDEN VARIETY GRADUATE STUDENTS WITH LITTLE OR NO EXPERIENCE IN THEIR FIELD OF STUDY!!!

Oh yeah, we’ve all been led to believe that the “CLIMATE BIBLE”…THAT PIECE OF JUNK SCIENCE WHICH IS CALLED “THE PANEL OF CLIMATE CHANGE REPORT”…RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLD AGENDA AND TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN WASTED SPENDING…Is not written by some PHD or weather guru of great renown, NOT penned by the greatest mind in global rectal temperature taking…not authored by GOD on stone tablets… Continue reading

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New Voter ID Laws Have Liberals Walking Funny

Liberals are getting their collective panties all wadded up – but what else is new? This round of bloomer bunching is all about new voter ID laws and liberals are nearly beside themselves.

Right now, at least 34 states have instituted new voter ID laws which require, among other things, that when voters show up at the polls, they have ID and in some cases…OH THE HUMANITY…They will need a PHOTO ID!!

Why…According to many liberals…the Republicans are intentionally disenfranchising 30 million voters!

Ummm…Huh?

Wendy Weiser who was the co-author of the Brannan Center Report stated, “When you have millions potentially unable to vote, it will undoubtedly have political consequences.”

Really? Unable to vote?

Congressman John Lewis (Dem. – GA) is calling these new voter ID laws a “Poll tax.”

Seriously? A tax?

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