We Must Quit Making Fun of the Baboons

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By Craig Andresen – Right Side Patriots on American Political Radio

I would like to enter my name, officially, on a dubious list of America’s most wanted, as an offender of the highest order. I will gladly surrender myself, and I am more than prepared to take full responsibility for my actions.

Please make sure, when issuing my arrest warrant, to spell my name correctly.

It’s Craig…not Greg…and the last name is Andresen…not Anderson.

Last week, Florida nincompoop Frederica Wilson, a liberal loon of a congresswoman, said those who are “making fun” of members of Congress online should be “prosecuted.”

For the record, and let there be no doubt regarding this very important and relevant point…

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Friday Fume

It’s NOT that there are so many thugs in Chicago that’s been causing the murder rates there to remain so high.

According to Chicago’s SS Chief, Supt. Garry McCarthy, It’s…

Wait for it…

GLOBAL WARMING!!!

Yep, that’s right…The SUMMER WEATHER…has a role in the murder rate in Chicago.

Or…Is it global HUMIDITY???

It’s a lot hotter…ALL YEAR LONG…In Phoenix but Phoenix doesn’t have the murder rate that Chicago has.

Phoenix, you see, has a “dry” heat.

Now…MIAMI on the other hand…Is MORE humid than CHICAGO and just as hot but…MIAMI doesn’t have as high a murder rate as Chicago EITHER.

Hmmmmm…..

Have ya ever been to New Orleans?

It’s hot and GOD AWFUL humid in New Orleans and the place is CRAWLING with liberal creole cretins but they don’t have the murder rate of Chicago either.

THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE SHOT AND KILLED IN CHICAGO OVER THE 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND THAT WERE KILLED IN CAIRO!!!

It’s hot in Cairo.

In Egypt…

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An Apology to Gun Control Advocates

Honestly.

I feel like such an absolute fool.

All of this time…All the articles I’ve written regarding the insanity of “gun control” and imagine…ME…upholding the 2nd Amendment the way I have.

Should I APOLOGIZE to “gun control” advocates?

Friends, Patriots…Lend me your…eyes…

WE MUST HAVE GUN CONTROL AND WE MUST HAVE IT RIGHT NOW!!!

I was hopelessly and completely misguided in my belief that assault weapons did not pose the danger socialists seem to believe they do.

THANK GOD I have been set straight.

And by none other than…

THE REVEREND JESSE JACKSON!!!!!

After all, nobody understands the danger as well as Jackson.

HE WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE, ON THAT BALCONY WHEN IT HAPPENED…BACK IN 1968…

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