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What a week. I have to admit…I’m a little dizzy from all the liberal spin this week.

While these KNOT HEADS chase their own tails at warp speed, I have to sit by WATCHING them.

Don’t these nuts know they can kiss their own butts without the whirling rampage? Honestly, I never know whether to be completely appalled or mildly entertained by it all.

I suppose, a little of both. Oh well…It IS Friday and either way…

I’m fuming.

So…There was Eric Holder, appearing in front of a Senate hearing a few days ago, where he actually said that he was showing consistent values and…

“I STUCK TO MY GUNS.”

Look…maybe it’s just me but…IF HE HAD STUCK JUST A LITTLE CLOSER TO HIS GUNS…HE’D KNOW WHERE THEY ARE NOW…WOULDN’T HE?????

It seems to me that if this moron would PART with about 72,400 documents, memos and emails AS QUICKLY AS HE DID WITH THOSE GUNS….Congress wouldn’t be heading FAST AND FURIOUSLY TOWARD CONTEMPT CHARGES!!!

Now, the head of the DEPARTMENT OF INJUSTICE wants to cut a deal with Issa…What did he call it…Oh yeah…

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I have DONE it! Once again I have survived a week’s worth of liberal/socialist insanity and I certainly hope you have also.

It was close though and had it not been for Governor Walker…I might have gone screaming into the night. Walker’s big win in the “too close to call” recall sent a clear message that liberal/socialists are in big trouble come November but…

We still have 5 months to go and the other side is shifting their abhorrent behavior into high gear.

No worries…If we have survived the last 3 1/2 years, I’ll bet that, together, we can make it through until November.

It’s Friday my friends and you KNOW what THAT means…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy. How do I…handle…this one delicately.

We’re starting this week in Granola City USA…San Francisco where what ain’t fruits and nuts are flakes.

That’s where a guy cut off his own…ummm…

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GREETINGS my Patriot friends!!!!

We have, against great odds, survived yet another week of liberal/socialist nuttery. It wasn’t easy…It never is…But, we manage one day at a time.

As we take a look back at the week that was, and shake our collective heads, just know that today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s get started today in Gitmo. Gitmo, unlike Solyndra, is a place Obama WANTED to close down but couldn’t. Of course, knowing what we know NOW…Were Gitmo trying to produce SOLAR PANELS…they would have been out of business a long time ago.

Here’s something ELSE we know…Obama sits at his desk with Axelrod and decides which terrorists he’s going after week by week. Oh…NOT to capture them and put them INTO Gitmo…oh no…He decides, as judge jury and executioner…WHO HE WON’T BE EXTRACTING INFORMATION FROM BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO DRONE THEM TO DEATH!!

Meanwhile…INSIDE Gitmo, we have learned from a documentary by Al Jazeera…THAT THE PRISONERS IN GITMO ARE RECEIVING A TORTURE FAR, FAR WORSE THAN GETTING WET!!!

THEY ARE BEING TORTURED BY BEING FORCED…AGAINST THEIR WILL…TO…

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Well, here we are, staring a 3 day weekend right in the face.

Before everybody starts their big BBQ, parade and Indy 5oo plans…How about we take a quick look back at the liberal/socialist week that was?

It’s been a banner week for foolishness and you KNOW I can’t let it slide.

Here we go Patriots!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!

Let’s start the liberal/socialist tour de force this week in a cesspool of brilliance.

Detroit.

As voters in Wisconsin make their final decisions regarding the Governor Walker recall election, maybe they should take a good, long look at Detroit Michigan…IN THE LIGHT OF DAY…since it will soon be nearly IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE A MOST OF IT AFTER DARK!!!

Detroit Mayor, David (badda) Bing…IS HATCHING A PLAN TO SHUT OFF ALMOST HALF OF DETROIT’S STREETLIGHTS!!!

In doing this…THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT would essentially be DECIDING WHERE PEOPLE LIVE WITHIN THE MOTOR CITY!!!

After DECADES of liberal/socialist control and union decisions…Detroit’s population is now only 40% of what it was in 1950. As more and more people have fled the city…TAX REVENUES…NO MATTER HOW HIGH THEY’VE BEEN JACKED UP…are no longer enough to keep the lights on.

The CRIMINAL element in Detroit…THE ONLY GROWING DEMOGRAPHIC IN THE CITY…is gonna LOVE this!!!

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We’re less than 6 months out from the 2012 election, and liberals are shifting their antics into high gear. One would think they’d pace themselves, but no…Liberal/socialists are at full throttle.

It’s obvious they can’t see where they’re going with their heads where they are, but I have to admit, watching them run about like idiots is a hoot.

Are ya ready? Got your helmets? Seat belts on?

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

It seems that, every village that’s missing an idiot can quit looking…We’ve found them…In SUNLAND PARK, NEW MEXICO!!!

That is where a WHOLE HERD of liberal/socialists elected one of their own kind, Daniel Salinas, as Mayor.

When you have a village FULL of idiots…SOMEONE has to lead them.

Salinas sits in jail, on MORE THAN 30 CHARGES RANGING FROM VOTER FRAUD TO KICKBACKS TO BRIBERY TO…HOOKERS!!!!

Of course, he’s not in it alone…

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Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?

Here I’ve been, trying like crazy to hum a happy tune while all week, all around me, things are going to hell in a liberal/socialist hand basket.

You know me…I TRY not to let it all get to me but…

HOLY CRAP…COME FRIDAY…

I’m fuming.

This week, we start by taking a little walk in the park…any park…

On May 1st…OCCUPI…which I’m sure is the plural of Occupus…WAS GOING TO SHUT DOWN AMERICA!!!

Never have so many feared so much since the Myans ran out of binders for their calendars.

The OCCUPI were going to shut down bridges, streets, commerce and banks. They were going to make it impossible to get to work, school, playgrounds, and hospitals. They were going to cause such mass havoc that the United States as we know it would be brought to its knees.

Ummmmm…Did they forget to hit “SEND” on their email? WHERE THE HECK WAS EVERYBODY??? In major cities across this great land…Chicago…New York…Dallas…Atlanta…L.A. they were barely able to shut down a crosswalk.

WE WERE TOLD THIS WOULD BE EARTH SHAKING…IT WAS GOING TO BE HUGE…WOMEN WOULD RUN SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT AND CHILDREN WOULD HAVE TO COVER THERE EYES…AND WHAT HAPPENS???

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Well…Here we are at the end of another week of liberal insanity.

This is where we shine the light of truth on the liberal/socialist absurdity and watch ’em scatter like roaches.

Sit down and hang on, fellow Patriots…It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Al Armendariz, an EPA administrator from the Dallas office, made the remarks at a local Texas government meeting and now they’re coming to light. He was talking about how he wants EPS regulations enforced.

“It was kind of like how the Romans used to, you know, conquer villages in the Mediterranean. They’d go in to a little Turkish town somewhere, they’d find the first five guys they saw, and they’d crucify them.”

“And then, you know, that town was really easy to manage for the next few years.”

Ummm DIDN’T THE ROMAN EMPIRE EVENTUALLY COME TO AN END…CRUSHED UNDER ITS OWN WEIGHT???

This MORON, appointed by EMPEROR OBEYME…is an idiot.

Oh…he apologized but DON’T THEY ALL…

“I apologize to those I have offended and regret my poor choice of words.”

Which of course prompted the Emperor’s town crier…Jay Carney to pipe up with, “What he said is clearly not representative of either this president’s belief in the way that we should approach these matters or in the way that he has approached these matters — either from this office here in the White House or at the EPA.”

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As much as I want Obama voted OUT in November, I must say…This administration IS the gift that just keeps on giving, isn’t it?

About the time you think it couldn’t get any more bizarre…it finds new depths into which to sink.

When you believe they have reached the bottom of the barrel, they build a basement.

Well, it’s Friday, my friends, and

I’m fuming.

Adding to the LONG list of stupid things liberals do…we find Jeff Neely’s “testimony” before a congressional committee.

The only reason this dweeb bothered to show up was BECAUSE HE WAS SUBPOENAED! Of course, when he got there, he pleaded the 5th…OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!

It didn’t matter WHAT they asked the GSA partymiester…GOOD GRIEF…THEY ASKED HIM IF HE WAS EMPLOYED AT THE GSA AND HE PLEADED THE 5TH!!!

Of course it’s his right to do so as to not incriminate himself and it’s understandable that…

EVEN ADMITTING HE WORKS FOR THE GSA IS INCRIMINATING!!!

It could have been worse.

RATHER THAN PARTYING IN VEGAS…TRAVELING THE WORLD…FAMILY VACATIONS…5 DAY RIBBON CUTTINGS IN HAWAII AND WASTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF THE TAX PAYERS MONEY…

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In this wide and mysterious world, there are many things we will never completely understand.

Take idiot savants for example.

There are idiot savant musicians who stumble about in a stupor until placed before a piano and suddenly they become Vladimir Horowitz. There are idiot savant artists who stumble about in a stupor until placed before a canvas where, suddenly, they become DaVinci.

Then there are idiot savant liberals…

Who stumble about in a stupor…

It’s Friday my friends and…

I’m fuming.

First stop on this week’s world tour is…FRANCE…Where scientists are, um,…

TEACHING BABOONS TO READ.

Isn’t this pretty much how PLANET OF THE APES GOT STARTED???

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I gotta tell ya, this last week has left my HEAD spinning!

I’m beginning to see a pattern too. The closer we get to the election…Week by week…The deeper into insanity the liberals go.

I suppose desperation could be driving them to the edge but seriously, do they need to take the rest of us along for the ride??

Well, it IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

The GSA…a VALUABLE government agency, basically in charge of not wasting our money has been…

WASTING OUR MONEY!!!

Turns out these YAHOOS spent almost a MILLION dollars on a conference in HENDERSON Nevada. $4.00 shrimp, $14.00 breakfasts…$75,000.00 on a seminar on how to assemble a bicycle…

THEY HAD A CLOWN AND…A MIND READER…WHO APPARENTLY NEVER SAW TROUBLE COMMIN’!!!!!

Now, to be fair, this isn’t JUST the liberals…THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME but seriously, should the government agency in charge of making sure the government doesn’t waste the people’s money REALLY employ…12,500 PEOPLE???

Now, if it wasn’t bad enough…THEY MADE A VIDEO MAKING FUN OF HOW THEY GET TO WASTE OUR MONEY AT THEIR HAWAII OFFICE!!! And if THAT isn’t bad enough…

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