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Friday Fume

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Well, we’ve reached the end of another week. Oh, it’s been quite the week.

Patriots, I can’t tell you how much inspiration I get from your common sense approach to life. It’s what’s RIGHT with the world that allows me to vent about what’s LEFT in the world.

Today is Friday and no great surprise…

I’m fuming

Our first stop on the liberal train to oblivion this week is in Utah.

In Draper, Utah, at Canyon Corner High School, the student body’s choice for a new school nickname has been…REJECTED!!!

Redskins? Nope. Braves? No again.

The district school board says the name choice could be an insult to middle aged women.

Yep…the Cougars.

SERIOUSLY???

In UTAH?????

Isn’t Utah where one would find…the BYU COUGARS?????

Apparently COLLEGE cougars are more acceptable than cougars in HIGH SCHOOL!!!

FOR GOODNESS SAKE…DON’T CHANGE IT TO THE PANTHERS…lest those who would patrol voting booths with night sticks become miffed.

Warriors would be an affront to PAULBOTS…TROJANS would no doubt upset both Catholics who live in Utah….NOT TO MENTION ALL THE MORMONS!!!

How about we just call them the Canyon Corner Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal WUSSIES????

UNLESS THEIR MASCOT IS COURTNEY COX…COUGARS IS PERFECTLY FINE!!!!

Fuming.

Yesterday, Obama decided the best campaign swing he could make was to try to promote tourism and to do it, HE BROUGHT ONE OF THE NATION’S BIGGEST TOURIST DESTINATIONS TO A COMPLETE HALT!!!

THE SECRET SERVICE SHUT DOWN MAIN STREET…AT DISNEY WORLD…SO THIS FOOL COULD TALK ABOUT TOURISM???

Somehow, Obama trying to get reelected in the land of fantasy seemed fitting.

HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN OFF THE MOUSE EARS IF HE WANTED TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!

Wait, what? He wasn’t WEARING a Mickey hat?

Those were HIS ears???

WASN’T IT ABOUT A YEAR AGO WHEN DUMBO TOLD PEOPLE NOT TO GO TO VEGAS? AND NOW…HE’S PROMOTING TOURISM???

Here’s an idea…this November…why don’t we FORCE THE VACATIONING VAGABOND INTO RETIREMENT WHERE HE CAN DO GOLFING COMMERCIALS FOR THE VILLAGES????

FUMING!!

Off to the land of raving Islamic lunacy we go…

Where JABBA THE HUT…MICHAEL MOORE was named the MOST FAMOUS FILM DIRECTOR IN IRAN!!!

Hey MOORE…over there…THEY have something like the Walk of Fame…but instead of putting your hand prints in cement…THEY BURY YOU UP TO YOUR NECK IN DIRT AND THROW ROCKS AT YOUR HEAD!!!

That Mr. 1% is so highly regarded IN A PLACE THAT HATES AMERICA should come as no great surprise, but Moore should be VERY careful if he decides to go over there to accept an award…LEST HE BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!!

In all seriousness…Moore should roll around in his new found fame like a pig rolls in poop…LOOK AT ALL THE GREAT PR JANE FONDA GOT WHEN NORTH VIETNAM MADE HER ACTRESS OF THE YEAR!!!!

I’M FUMING!!

Okay…REALLY?

A new law in Washington D.C. from the LIBERAL VERMIN WHO WROTE THE WILDLIFE PROTECTION ACT…makes it ILLEGAL TO KILL RATS!!!

Now…RATS AND OTHER RODENTS MUST BE…RELOCATED!!!

Exterminators must CAPTURE the disease infested VERMIN…PREFERABLY AS FULL FAMILIES…AND MOVE THEN TO SOMEPLACE ELSE AND RELEASE THEM!!!

This of course begs the question…WHY THE HELL DID WE RELOCATE OBAMA FROM CHICAGO TO WASHINGTON TO START WITH???

Oh yeah…we’re gonna relocate him back to Chicago in a year so…

THESE ARE RATS AND MICE…ARE WE RUNNING SO LOW ON RATS AND MICE THAT WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM???

This, friends, is a microcosm of the liberal policy on illegal immigration.

DON’T SPLIT UP THE FAMILY…ROUND ‘EM UP AND MOVE THEM TO ANOTHER CITY WHERE THEY HAVE SANCTUARY!!!!

Let me see if I have this straight.

LIBERALS THINK NOTHING OF KILLING JOBS…KILLING BUDGET PROPOSALS…KILLING THE ECONOMY AND KILLING CAPITALISM AND LIBERALS WILL GIVE GUNS TO MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS THAT ARE THEN USED TO KILL AMERICAN BORDER AGENTS….

BUT THEY WON’T LET YA KILL A RAT IN WASHINGTON D.C?????????

The next thing ya know, we’re gonna be subsidizing these little rat families, giving them pensions, and helping them buy houses they can’t afford.

Odd isn’t it? That this came up the same week THAT THE OCCUPY CROWD INVADED D.C. AND SOME FLEA INFESTED 99% RAT TOSSED A SMOKE BOMB ONTO THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN???

Here’s the problem.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE SHOULD EXPECT IF WE KEEP ELECTING RATS AND ALLOWING THEM TO WRITE LAWS.

THEY ALWAYS PROTECT THEIR OWN!!!!!!!

LIBERALS THINK IT’S A-OK TO KILL UNBORN CHILDREN BUT…RATS…MUST BE RELOCATED???

SERIOUSLY…

FUMING!!!!

And finally…Our weekly tour of liberal nonsense lands us on planet Gore.

Al Gore.

A LIBERAL BASTION OF BULL IF EVER THERE WAS ONE, had a couple of moments of noteworthy nothingness.

First….the blathering ball of blowhard bombast stated that civilization is at risk if climate change is not made part of the presidential debates.

HUH?

What’s the matter Al…IS THE COLLECTION PLATE COMING UP A LITTLE THIN AT THE CHURCH OF GLOBAL WARMING???

IF ONLY SOMEBODY…ANYBODY…WOULD ASK HERMAN CAIN ABOUT…Cain’s out? IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD ASK BACHMANN ABOUT…Huh?

WHY DOESN’T A MODERATOR ASK HUNTSMAN ABOUT…Really…when did ….

Rick Perry? No?

PLEASE…ASK TRUMP…oh for GOD’S sake…

Ya know…call me crazy…but if nobody manages to ask Santorum or Newt, or Romney about global warming in the remaining debates…I’m guessing civilization will continue.

WHAT??? RON PAUL IS STILL IN IT???

The other moment of clarity from Al last week came in an interview when he stated, without blinking, that MSNBC isn’t progressive enough.

MSNBC ISN’T PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH???

SERIOUSLY???

Kind of make one wonder, doesn’t it, what OTHER astute observations Al Gore makes on a routine basis.

Let’s plumb the shallow depths of Al Gore’s mind, shall we?

OBAMA DOESN’T PLAY ENOUGH GOLF.

DEBBIE WHAT’S-HER-NAME SHULTZ ISN’T DELUSIONAL ENOUGH.

THE OBAMACARE BILL DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH PAGES.

WEINER DIDN’T TWEET ENOUGH.

CHARLIE SHEEN IS WINNING.

THE CHEVY VOLT IS AN ALTERNATIVE HOME HEATING SOURCE.

SOLYNDRA WAS A GOOD INVESTMENT.

I’M AL GORE AND I WON IN FLORIDA.

Good grief…MSNBC ISN’T PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH? COMPARED TO WHAT EXACTLY???

That’s like saying the USSR WASN’T COMMUNIST ENOUGH!!!!!

If MSNBC was any further up progressive keesters, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE OBAMA WAS IN THE MIDST OF A BREECH BIRTH!!!!!!!!

Oh for the love of GOD…

It’s Friday and…

I AM FUMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Newt Absolutely RIPS CNN and OWNS the Debate

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Tonight, on CNN, the final debate before the ever so important South Carolina primary, started with a home run, a grand slam from which CNN never recovered.

The first pitch was a waist high fastball which Newt sent well beyond the upper deck.

John King asked Newt if he would like to respond to the hit piece ABC plans to air later tonight regarding Gingrich’s ex wife.

What happened next was CLASSIC Newt and it answered the questions of how conservative voters in South Carolina would feel about the topic.

Newt BLASTED the moderator and the crowd responded with a STANDING OVATION!!!

The moment, the question, the answer, the response by the crowd and the hammering of CNN is what those who saw it will be talking about tomorrow AND Saturday as voters in South Carolina head off to cast their ballots.

I predicted earlier today that the ABC hit piece would not have the desired effect and judging by the audience at the debate tonight, I was correct.

John King may well be seeking medical help right now as Newt literally tore him apart.

If you missed the moment, the winning moment of this debate…Here it is.

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One Rick Drops Out…The Other Supports SOPA?

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And then there were 4 in a 2-man race.

In South Carolina, tonight, 4 will stand on the debate stage as Rick Perry has officially dropped out of the GOP race for the nomination.

Yes, 4 – but in reality, at least in South Carolina this Saturday, it’s a 2-man race between Romney and Gingrich.

Rick Santorum will come in 3rd and Ron Paul will be emptying the trash cans after the polls close.

That’s just the way it is.

As Perry drops out and throws his support to Newt, Santorum is left trying to bolster support from evangelicals but, it’s just not going to be enough. Not enough as well is the news this morning that Santorum actually won in Iowa.

What the Iowa numbers do, though they will never be 100% confirmed, is to keep Mitt from wining the first 2 states. That is something which had never been done before and regardless of what Iowa officials are calling a tie, Santorum’s plus 34 makes HIM the winner there.

It’s a win with an * for Santorum and a loss with an * for Romney as there are 8 precincts which lost their ballots most likely never to be seen again.

While all eyes now focus like lasers on South Carolina, Iowa has managed to relegate themselves OUT of the picture maybe permanently. Iowa will probably make some adjustments to the way they cast, count and tally Caucus votes in the future, but they will be thought of for a long time as the Florida of the heartland.

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URGENT BREAKING…OBAMA ASKS FOR TALKS WITH IRAN???

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In what will only be seen as a direct and clear sign of weakness, reports have leaked of a letter sent by Obama to Iran asking for direct talks regarding Iran’s nuclear program and the issues surrounding the Strait of Hormuz!!

Iran, which weeks ago, became the recipient of a top secret drone which went astray and landed itself in pristine condition I Iran, yesterday taunted Obama by offering to send a plastic toy model of the drone to the white house.

In a previous and clear sign of weakness, Obama has asked Iran to return the drone but refused to either destroy it or attempt to retrieve it.

Patriots…IRAN HAS OBAMA AND THE UNITED STATES EXACTLY WHERE THEY WANT HIM AND US!!!

Iran is currently holding a former Marine on charges of spying and has sentenced him to death. They have the drone. They are now refining uranium. Ahmadinejad has been traveling and joking with Chavez and Castro about HAVING a nuke and USING it against the United States.

Iran has threatened to close the Strait of Hormuz.

Last week, the U.S. called off joint naval operations with Israel.

NOW, IF REPORTS OF THIS LETTER FROM OBAMA TO IRAN PROVE TRUE…

IRAN IS LAUGHING AT THE UNITED STATES AND THE WEST IN GENERAL!!!

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Tell Government to BUTT OUT of the Internet

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Some websites will go dark today in protest of SOPA.

SOPA is a bill working its way through Congress which could lead to censorship of the internet regardless of its original intent.

The intent is to put a stop to piracy of content. Movies, music, entertainment in general has been a prime target for online piracy. Foreign countries have, for years, been grabbing this stuff and selling it overseas thus robbing American artists and industries of profits.

I think we can all agree that those products should be protected-  but SOPA, according to its critics, goes way too far.

The problem is in the language of the bill. “Search Engines” is a VERY broad term and one that is prominent in the SOPA bill.

We could go into great and confusing detail over the legal language and the possible meanings of it – and other sites have done that – but there is something much more basic which should be said.

With this bill, SOPA, and it’s somewhat less intrusive Senate Bill, PIPA, the internet would become, either in small or large part, regulated by Congress.

That should not be allowed to happen.

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Top 10 Wildcards in the GOP Race

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While the 5 remaining GOP candidates continue to jockey for position through the January primary calendar, one should not discount any number of possible wildcards yet to be played.

This Saturday, South Carolina votes and that race is getting tighter after last night’s debate. Depending on the South Carolina outcome, we may well just be watching the beginning of the real race to the nomination.

After Saturday, it’s easy to see Rick Perry dropping out. His financial backing has evaporated and his slow start with debates never allowed him to gain the sort of traction he enjoyed in the weeks before he actually entered the race.

This is not to say he will leave empty handed as he does have some die hard supporters.

Wildcard 1…Who will Perry endorse when he drops out?

It seems unlikely he’ll get behind Romney and impossible to believe he’ll throw his support to Ron Paul. That leaves Santorum and Gingrich – and let’s face it, Perry, Gingrich and Santorum have been splitting up the “Not Romney” vote for several weeks.

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Will the REAL “Not Romney” Please Stand Up?

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In last night’s debate in South Carolina, Newt Gingrich once again showed why he is the one-on-one leader amongst the GOP candidate field.

It was clear last night, when the stage lights went down that Newt won the evening but in a debate, there is something perhaps even more important to be said.

Newt won the crowd.

Will this boost Gingrich’s poll numbers less than a week before the South Carolina primary? It would be difficult to make a case against it. Will it be enough to win South Carolina? Probably not, but it could very well put him in second place.

Gingrich’s strong and maybe strongest point is his ability to shine on the debate stage. In fact, last night, in a campaign debate, Newt received the first standing ovation from the assembled crowd since Ronald Reagan in 1980.

The race for 2nd place in South Carolina is now between Gingrich and Rick Santorum. Although there are now 5 still in, the race for the nomination is in reality between Romney, Gingrich and Santorum.

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MLK…The Messenger vs the Message

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Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day. On this day, we celebrate, what…exactly?

Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday?

He was born in January 15th and today is the 16 th. I’ve always been one who celebrates birthdays ON the actual day of birth.

Martin Luther King Jr. Day is always celebrated on Monday so that government workers can have a day off. After all, they haven’t had a day off in nearly 3 weeks and they must be exhausted.

Is this a celebration of African-Americans who used to be Black after they were Negros in the days of Martin Luther King Jr? That would seem a little…racist…wouldn’t it?

It’s not the sort of holiday where people have family picnics or travel. It doesn’t have a traditional meal like Thanksgiving does. It’s not really full of festive fun for children or marked by church services either.

It’s supposed to be a celebration of the man and the ideals for which he stood.

Today, on Martin Luther King Jr. Day, you cannot watch the news without hearing it’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day going into and coming out of each and every break. For God’s sake, they are even giving Martin Luther King Jr. weather updates.

Yes, we all know it’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day and we don’t need to be piously reminded of it by those who don’t really understand WHY it’s Martin Luther King Jr. Day any more than do I.

Now, am I saying we SHOULDN’T have this holiday?

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With Iran, Obama is in WAY Over his Head

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Whatever is happening inside Iran, one thing is clear.

Crystal clear.

That is, that whatever is happening inside Iran is completely unclear.

Over the last few weeks, Iran has threatened to shut down the Strait of Hormuz. The U.S. has said, OH NO YOU WON’T.

Sanctions have been put in place. More sanctions have been threatened.

Iran has said THEY have started the process of enriching uranium in an underground facility.

Ahmadinejad has been making smiles and nice with Chavez and Castro.

Behind the scenes, we hear reports that Obama and his administration is trying to tell Israel NOT to attack Iran.

We hear reports that Obama and his administration has told China that “we can’t hold Israel off” forever.

Iran is apparently holding and has sentenced to death an American with dual Iranian citizenship because the so called spy was visiting his grandmother yet Iran claims a nuke scientist who was killed in a car bombing was assassinated by the CIA…or Israel…or somebody.

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Econ 101 for Useful Idiots

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The middle class…we must do what we can for the middle class. That is the Obama mantra isn’t it? Build up the middle class.

Really, it’s class warfare. Liberals hate to hear that but that’s really what it is. That’s what so many conservatives say and we hear it often from almost all the GOP candidates.

In part it’s true. Class warfare. Pitting those who don’t have as much as other against those who have more.

That’s the basis for the whole “Occupy” movement.

At best, occupiers are useful idiots in the grand Obama scheme.

Why “At best?”

Because there is a lot more to the Obama scheme than class warfare. Let’s make this as simple as possible so even liberals can understand it.

What have been the clarion calls from Obama since 2008?

Share the wealth.

Hike taxes on the rich.

Both are meant to accomplish one thing. Take money from those who have more of it.

By saying “SHARE” Obama makes it seem as though those who have it should share it with those who don’t have as much. Sharing is good isn’t it? Aren’t we taught to share as children?

The problem is, Obama never says with whom those who have money should share it does he?

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