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Friday Fume

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We’re less than 6 months out from the 2012 election, and liberals are shifting their antics into high gear. One would think they’d pace themselves, but no…Liberal/socialists are at full throttle.

It’s obvious they can’t see where they’re going with their heads where they are, but I have to admit, watching them run about like idiots is a hoot.

Are ya ready? Got your helmets? Seat belts on?

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

It seems that, every village that’s missing an idiot can quit looking…We’ve found them…In SUNLAND PARK, NEW MEXICO!!!

That is where a WHOLE HERD of liberal/socialists elected one of their own kind, Daniel Salinas, as Mayor.

When you have a village FULL of idiots…SOMEONE has to lead them.

Salinas sits in jail, on MORE THAN 30 CHARGES RANGING FROM VOTER FRAUD TO KICKBACKS TO BRIBERY TO…HOOKERS!!!!

Of course, he’s not in it alone…

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Friday Fume

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Here we are again, at the end of yet another week. While we would like to report that there has been no liberal stupidity this week…

We can’t.

This week, like last week and all the others has been plumb FULL of it.

According to Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid” and who, after all, am I to argue with Ron White? While we can’t fix it, we CAN report ON it and we shall.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Over in France this week…THEY ELECTED A SOCIALIST AS THEIR PRESIDENT!!!

Good grief…CAN’T THEY SEE IT’S NOT WORKING OUT FOR US???

Ummmmm…The only difference would be in France…DEMOCRATS are called SOCIALISTS and over here…SOCIALISTS are called DEMOCRATS!!!

Now, if you call a Democrat a socialist to his or her face…THEY WILL DENY IT AND START SWEARING LIKE SAILORS…but….

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Massachusetts Bake Sale Terrorism

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BREAKING!!!

Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.

The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!

If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!

As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.

Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…

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Friday Fume

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Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?

Here I’ve been, trying like crazy to hum a happy tune while all week, all around me, things are going to hell in a liberal/socialist hand basket.

You know me…I TRY not to let it all get to me but…

HOLY CRAP…COME FRIDAY…

I’m fuming.

This week, we start by taking a little walk in the park…any park…

On May 1st…OCCUPI…which I’m sure is the plural of Occupus…WAS GOING TO SHUT DOWN AMERICA!!!

Never have so many feared so much since the Myans ran out of binders for their calendars.

The OCCUPI were going to shut down bridges, streets, commerce and banks. They were going to make it impossible to get to work, school, playgrounds, and hospitals. They were going to cause such mass havoc that the United States as we know it would be brought to its knees.

Ummmmm…Did they forget to hit “SEND” on their email? WHERE THE HECK WAS EVERYBODY??? In major cities across this great land…Chicago…New York…Dallas…Atlanta…L.A. they were barely able to shut down a crosswalk.

WE WERE TOLD THIS WOULD BE EARTH SHAKING…IT WAS GOING TO BE HUGE…WOMEN WOULD RUN SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT AND CHILDREN WOULD HAVE TO COVER THERE EYES…AND WHAT HAPPENS???

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Friday Fume

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Oh it’s been another banner week for the liberal/socialist fools, hasn’t it? Normally you wouldn’t see this sort of behavior outside the fence surrounding the Sunny Brook Home for the Politically Deranged.

Are you ready for this week’s tour of the lobotomized liberal/socialist world?

Here we go…

It’s Friday and I’m fuming.

It what may well be the strangest and most ironic interview EVER…

Haywood Carey, an Occupy Wall Street “Financial Officer” sat down with THE WALL STREET JOURNAL this week.

When Carrey opened his OCCU-PIEHOLE…this came out: “If we keep spending at the rate at which we have been doing, we will probably go broke in a month.”

WHAT??? SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!!!

A group of slackers who make couch tators look like overachievers, who would rather sit in a park, crap on cop cars, spread disease, and whine about how they don’t have what rich people have…

IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT OF MONEY?????

How could this possible happen?

Oh yeah…Capitalism.

According to the WSJ, “The Occupy Wall Street General Assembly voted this weekend to halt spending on new projects, but will continue to fund housing, food, clothing, and transportation for volunteers.”

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On the World Stage…Obama is Prancing

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The same guy who handed out well more than a thousand waivers from Obamacare has now handed out 11 waivers from Iran sanctions and the Obama Doctrine continues.

Oh, Obama has been TALKING real tough…Saying he was going to squeeze the fight out of Iran. He was going to sanction them to their knees. We have time…and space…for sanctions to work he said. He has sent his puppets to Israel time and time again trying to TELL Israel not to load up and attack Iran BECAUSE of the sanctions.

It’s not at all hard to believe that while talking TOUGH…Obama was, behind the scenes, telling Iran…Trust me…it ain’t gonna be that bad…I just have to put on a little show over here.

10 European Union nations and Japan are going to be allowed to continue to purchase oil from Iran…as long as they cut back a little.

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Friday Fume

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It’s amazing really, how, day in and day out, liberals just seem to ignore common sense.

It can’t be by accident either. It’s a concerted effort. They look at any given situation, decide what the proper way to handle it would be…

Then do the exact opposite.

Oh well, here we go again. It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

On Wednesday, in Louisiana, teachers unions apparently believing the rest of us have forgotten that they don’t care a WHIP about the students…CLOSED DOWN 4 PARISH’S SCHOOLS SO THEY COULD PROTEST EDUCATION REFORMS!!!

According to Governor Jindal’s office, “The reality is that action is needed now. Forty-four percent of Louisiana’s public schools received a grade of D or F last year. Louisiana’s 4th and 8th graders ranked among the bottom in English and Math when compared to other states. In 2010 there were 230,000 students in Louisiana below grade level – one third of all students in public school.”

Naturally, the liberal run unions are MUCH more concerned about the TEACHERS than they are the students.

The changes proposed relate to teacher evaluations, tenure and retirement plans, as well as charter school creation and regulation. They would make it easier to fire BAD teachers, affect the way TENURE is handed out and create a charter system for those who want their kids to LEARN something.

Without a doubt…teachers unions in Louisiana are dead set against this idea of GOOD teachers being GOOD for students and RAISING the grade levels OF those students.

Liberals will be liberals…

Fuming.

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Friday Fume

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Well here we are at the end of another week of liberal stupidity.

While we can vote ’em out in November, we will never be able to fix stupid, so we might as well get used to ’em. I’ve found, if you take it all too seriously, without providing yourself a way to vent, liberals will drive you insane.

Join me, won’t you, in our weekly review with an attitude and LET IT OUT!!!

It’s Friday, and guess what?

Yep.

I’m fuming.

Liberals…Good grief…

In Colorado, a week ago, THEIR Governor, one John Hickenlooper, introduced his Lieutenant Governor, one Joe Carcia as a…

SEX STAR…

To an audience of…

SCHOOL CHILDREN!!!!!!!

Yeah, that’s just plain liberal stupid, isn’t it? One has NO idea WHAT Hickenlooper was THINKING but after THIS week’s introduction…

WE HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA WHAT OL’ HICKENLOOPER IS THINKING…ABOUT!!!

Just a few days ago…Hickenlooper was introducing Denver Mayor…one…Mike…HANCOCK…I can’t make this stuff up, folks…

Apparently, Hancock’s wife…Mary Louise, is something of a singer and…trying to impress…the assembled audience…Hickenlooper made some reference to Obama singing to Michelle…in the SHOWER and introduced HANCOCK with THIS obtuse line…

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Friday Fume

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Such a week.

All sorts of hell breaking loose all over the place and liberals at the root of so much of the trouble. I’ve been busier than a I armed paper hanger trying to gather it all into a bundle. Just when I think I’ve seen the height of liberal stupidity, along comes someone trying to sink to a new low.

Yesterday, we lost a conservative giant who, while promoting the truth through his various sites by all accounts,  he also loved to laugh.

Mr. Breitbart…This one’s for you.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy…Here we go…

When looking for liberal idiots there are certain…factors…that appear as red flags and THIS idiot was flying enough red flags TO HAVE BEEN SEEN FROM SPACE!!!

First of all, it takes place in California…RED FLAG!!! Dateline Sacramento…

A naked guy goes on a job interview…

Stop me if you’ve heard this one…

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Friday Fume

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Thank GOD I have a pressure valve.

All week long, every week, the pressure builds but, at the END of the week, the safety measure kicks in.

Liberals just keep doing what liberals do and I just keep tracking their idiotic efforts. Before you know it…It’s Friday and I start…

Fuming.

From the…”JUST HOW SURPRISED SHOULD YOU BE” department, we find ourselves in Ehrhardt, South Carolina. It seems, ever year about this time, on the outskirts of Ehrhardt…near Broxton Bridge Plantation…there is a pigeon shoot.

Broxton Bridge Plantation IS privately owned and the 2nd Amendment DOES give folks the right to own guns and pigeon hunting is NOT illegal so…anyway…

SOME GROUP OF LIBERAL PIGEON HUGGERS shows up to PROTEST and they call themselves…SHowing Animals Respect and Kindness…

Yep…

SHARK…okay…here’s where it gets…well, you’ll see…

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