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Friday Fume

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I have DONE it! Once again I have survived a week’s worth of liberal/socialist insanity and I certainly hope you have also.

It was close though and had it not been for Governor Walker…I might have gone screaming into the night. Walker’s big win in the “too close to call” recall sent a clear message that liberal/socialists are in big trouble come November but…

We still have 5 months to go and the other side is shifting their abhorrent behavior into high gear.

No worries…If we have survived the last 3 1/2 years, I’ll bet that, together, we can make it through until November.

It’s Friday my friends and you KNOW what THAT means…

I’m fuming.

Oh boy. How do I…handle…this one delicately.

We’re starting this week in Granola City USA…San Francisco where what ain’t fruits and nuts are flakes.

That’s where a guy cut off his own…ummm…

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Obama’s BRILLIANT Economic Plan

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Well…I’m not exactly sure WHAT to say. I am STUNNED by the depth and breadth of Obama’s knowledge of economics.

Finally, yesterday, he made a clear and concise statement regarding his plan to fix the economy.

Oh, it’s late in coming but, better late than never…Right?

Obama was in Minnesota, speaking to liberal voters who, naturally, hang on his every utterance, and he substantially cleared up his, up to now, foggy approach to the nation’s struggling economy.

It seems to me that I MIGHT have to take back every bad thing I have said regarding his economic prowess over the years for truly, we are in the presence of greatness.

Here is what he said, word for word.

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Friday Fume

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GREETINGS my Patriot friends!!!!

We have, against great odds, survived yet another week of liberal/socialist nuttery. It wasn’t easy…It never is…But, we manage one day at a time.

As we take a look back at the week that was, and shake our collective heads, just know that today IS Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Let’s get started today in Gitmo. Gitmo, unlike Solyndra, is a place Obama WANTED to close down but couldn’t. Of course, knowing what we know NOW…Were Gitmo trying to produce SOLAR PANELS…they would have been out of business a long time ago.

Here’s something ELSE we know…Obama sits at his desk with Axelrod and decides which terrorists he’s going after week by week. Oh…NOT to capture them and put them INTO Gitmo…oh no…He decides, as judge jury and executioner…WHO HE WON’T BE EXTRACTING INFORMATION FROM BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO DRONE THEM TO DEATH!!

Meanwhile…INSIDE Gitmo, we have learned from a documentary by Al Jazeera…THAT THE PRISONERS IN GITMO ARE RECEIVING A TORTURE FAR, FAR WORSE THAN GETTING WET!!!

THEY ARE BEING TORTURED BY BEING FORCED…AGAINST THEIR WILL…TO…

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Friday Fume

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Well, here we are, staring a 3 day weekend right in the face.

Before everybody starts their big BBQ, parade and Indy 5oo plans…How about we take a quick look back at the liberal/socialist week that was?

It’s been a banner week for foolishness and you KNOW I can’t let it slide.

Here we go Patriots!!!

Today is Friday and…

I’m fuming!

Let’s start the liberal/socialist tour de force this week in a cesspool of brilliance.

Detroit.

As voters in Wisconsin make their final decisions regarding the Governor Walker recall election, maybe they should take a good, long look at Detroit Michigan…IN THE LIGHT OF DAY…since it will soon be nearly IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE A MOST OF IT AFTER DARK!!!

Detroit Mayor, David (badda) Bing…IS HATCHING A PLAN TO SHUT OFF ALMOST HALF OF DETROIT’S STREETLIGHTS!!!

In doing this…THE LOCAL GOVERNMENT would essentially be DECIDING WHERE PEOPLE LIVE WITHIN THE MOTOR CITY!!!

After DECADES of liberal/socialist control and union decisions…Detroit’s population is now only 40% of what it was in 1950. As more and more people have fled the city…TAX REVENUES…NO MATTER HOW HIGH THEY’VE BEEN JACKED UP…are no longer enough to keep the lights on.

The CRIMINAL element in Detroit…THE ONLY GROWING DEMOGRAPHIC IN THE CITY…is gonna LOVE this!!!

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Friday Fume

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We’re less than 6 months out from the 2012 election, and liberals are shifting their antics into high gear. One would think they’d pace themselves, but no…Liberal/socialists are at full throttle.

It’s obvious they can’t see where they’re going with their heads where they are, but I have to admit, watching them run about like idiots is a hoot.

Are ya ready? Got your helmets? Seat belts on?

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

It seems that, every village that’s missing an idiot can quit looking…We’ve found them…In SUNLAND PARK, NEW MEXICO!!!

That is where a WHOLE HERD of liberal/socialists elected one of their own kind, Daniel Salinas, as Mayor.

When you have a village FULL of idiots…SOMEONE has to lead them.

Salinas sits in jail, on MORE THAN 30 CHARGES RANGING FROM VOTER FRAUD TO KICKBACKS TO BRIBERY TO…HOOKERS!!!!

Of course, he’s not in it alone…

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Friday Fume

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Here we are again, at the end of yet another week. While we would like to report that there has been no liberal stupidity this week…

We can’t.

This week, like last week and all the others has been plumb FULL of it.

According to Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid” and who, after all, am I to argue with Ron White? While we can’t fix it, we CAN report ON it and we shall.

It’s Friday and…

I’m fuming.

Over in France this week…THEY ELECTED A SOCIALIST AS THEIR PRESIDENT!!!

Good grief…CAN’T THEY SEE IT’S NOT WORKING OUT FOR US???

Ummmmm…The only difference would be in France…DEMOCRATS are called SOCIALISTS and over here…SOCIALISTS are called DEMOCRATS!!!

Now, if you call a Democrat a socialist to his or her face…THEY WILL DENY IT AND START SWEARING LIKE SAILORS…but….

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Massachusetts Bake Sale Terrorism

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BREAKING!!!

Today, the FPI, (Food Police Idiots) the top law enforcement agency of the Nanny States of America, has issued an all points bulletin for a TERRORIST so vile, so despicable, as to be the cause of death and general mayhem to our nation’s children and children through the known world.

The bulletin reads…DEAD or ALIVE!!!

If YOU see this individual, call the FPI immediately.

DO NOT APPROACH!!!

THIS TERRORIST IS TO BE CONSIDERED DEADLY!!!

As we understand, via unnamed and anonymous sources, SEAL Team 6½ is now on HIGH ALERT and ready to spring into action without due credit to be given, upon the issue of a memo to be delivered to Admiral McRaven.

Appearing now, at the top of the FPI Most Wanted Terrorist List is…

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Friday Fume

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Oh…Hello…Is it the end of the week already?

Here I’ve been, trying like crazy to hum a happy tune while all week, all around me, things are going to hell in a liberal/socialist hand basket.

You know me…I TRY not to let it all get to me but…

HOLY CRAP…COME FRIDAY…

I’m fuming.

This week, we start by taking a little walk in the park…any park…

On May 1st…OCCUPI…which I’m sure is the plural of Occupus…WAS GOING TO SHUT DOWN AMERICA!!!

Never have so many feared so much since the Myans ran out of binders for their calendars.

The OCCUPI were going to shut down bridges, streets, commerce and banks. They were going to make it impossible to get to work, school, playgrounds, and hospitals. They were going to cause such mass havoc that the United States as we know it would be brought to its knees.

Ummmmm…Did they forget to hit “SEND” on their email? WHERE THE HECK WAS EVERYBODY??? In major cities across this great land…Chicago…New York…Dallas…Atlanta…L.A. they were barely able to shut down a crosswalk.

WE WERE TOLD THIS WOULD BE EARTH SHAKING…IT WAS GOING TO BE HUGE…WOMEN WOULD RUN SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT AND CHILDREN WOULD HAVE TO COVER THERE EYES…AND WHAT HAPPENS???

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Friday Fume

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Oh it’s been another banner week for the liberal/socialist fools, hasn’t it? Normally you wouldn’t see this sort of behavior outside the fence surrounding the Sunny Brook Home for the Politically Deranged.

Are you ready for this week’s tour of the lobotomized liberal/socialist world?

Here we go…

It’s Friday and I’m fuming.

It what may well be the strangest and most ironic interview EVER…

Haywood Carey, an Occupy Wall Street “Financial Officer” sat down with THE WALL STREET JOURNAL this week.

When Carrey opened his OCCU-PIEHOLE…this came out: “If we keep spending at the rate at which we have been doing, we will probably go broke in a month.”

WHAT??? SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!!!

A group of slackers who make couch tators look like overachievers, who would rather sit in a park, crap on cop cars, spread disease, and whine about how they don’t have what rich people have…

IS ABOUT TO RUN OUT OF MONEY?????

How could this possible happen?

Oh yeah…Capitalism.

According to the WSJ, “The Occupy Wall Street General Assembly voted this weekend to halt spending on new projects, but will continue to fund housing, food, clothing, and transportation for volunteers.”

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On the World Stage…Obama is Prancing

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The same guy who handed out well more than a thousand waivers from Obamacare has now handed out 11 waivers from Iran sanctions and the Obama Doctrine continues.

Oh, Obama has been TALKING real tough…Saying he was going to squeeze the fight out of Iran. He was going to sanction them to their knees. We have time…and space…for sanctions to work he said. He has sent his puppets to Israel time and time again trying to TELL Israel not to load up and attack Iran BECAUSE of the sanctions.

It’s not at all hard to believe that while talking TOUGH…Obama was, behind the scenes, telling Iran…Trust me…it ain’t gonna be that bad…I just have to put on a little show over here.

10 European Union nations and Japan are going to be allowed to continue to purchase oil from Iran…as long as they cut back a little.

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